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"turk" |
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09 Feb 2007 09:18:46 PM |
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GW's nightly visions (joke) |
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He
awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him, "George,
what''s the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises,
and then fades away...
The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of
Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom,
please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from
sight...
The third night sleep still does not come for Bush. He awakens to see the
ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the
best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the
mist...
Bush isn''t sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure
moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads,
"Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"
Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."
turk
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"Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to
families who die." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 7, 2006
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| User: "Don Martin" |
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| Title: Re: GW's Parrot (joke) |
10 Feb 2007 01:40:28 PM |
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Laura Bush was gushing to Cheney about the wonderful parrot she had
found for her husband, Chimpy McFlightsuit. "You wouldn't believe it,
*****," she enthused, "in only two weeks, George has taught that bird
to mispronounce over 200 words."
"Quack," responded Cheney, "that's marvelous. But remember, he only
_says_ those words, he doesn't really understand them."
"That's OK," chirped Laura, "neither does the parrot."
Through a jaundiced eye darkly--rheum with a view.
The Squeeky Wheel
http://home.comcast.net/~drdonmartin/
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c" |
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| Title: Re: GW's Parrot (joke) |
10 Feb 2007 02:00:30 PM |
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On Sat, 10 Feb 2007 14:40:28 -0500, Don Martin
<drdonmartin@comcast.net> wrote:
Laura Bush was gushing to Cheney about the wonderful parrot she had
found for her husband, Chimpy McFlightsuit. "You wouldn't believe it,
*****," she enthused, "in only two weeks, George has taught that bird
to mispronounce over 200 words."
"Quack," responded Cheney, "that's marvelous. But remember, he only
_says_ those words, he doesn't really understand them."
"That's OK," chirped Laura, "neither does the parrot."
LOL!
Through a jaundiced eye darkly--rheum with a view.
The Squeeky Wheel
http://home.comcast.net/~drdonmartin/
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
The Bush 'balanced' budget: -3 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12.5 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -3114 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
newsgroups Yang promises not to revenge post
in response to Sound-of-Trumpet's *****:
rec.art.scifi.written
sci.archaeology
soc.history.what-if
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: GW's nightly visions (joke) |
10 Feb 2007 05:09:44 AM |
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On Fri, 9 Feb 2007 21:18:46 -0600, "turk" <turk96@nowaynohow.not>
wrote:
- Refer: <0P6dnUMNk6wDpFDYnZ2dnUVZ_sSmnZ2d@comcast.com>
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He
awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him, "George,
what''s the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises,
and then fades away...
The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of
Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom,
please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from
sight...
The third night sleep still does not come for Bush. He awakens to see the
ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the
best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the
mist...
Bush isn''t sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure
moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads,
"Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"
Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."
....the ghost of Christmess Future?
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