Religions > Atheism > Haggard says he threy the Meth away and just wanted massage
| Topic: |
Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"quibbler" |
| Date: |
03 Nov 2006 05:39:01 PM |
| Object: |
Haggard says he threy the Meth away and just wanted massage |
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/11/03/haggard.allegations/index.html
BWAHAHAHAHA. That was the best lie he could come up with after a day in
seclusion? Yep, he threw a couple hundred bucks of meth away and just
went to this guy (who isn't a masseuse) in search of a "massage". I
guess it was mainly his butt and penis which were hurting. BTW, even if
he did "throw the meth away", he still committed a crime by purchasing
it. Furthermore, if his story is true, then I'm sure he wouldn't object
to submitting to a drug test to prove his "innocence". After all, repugs
don't believe in civil liberties anyway. It sounds to me like there is
probable cause to issue an arrest warrant for Pastor Ted. That way he
can swear his story on a bible, just the way he supposedly likes it, in a
court of law. Naturally, I don't expect that will be much deterrent to a
shameless liar for god and con man extraordinare like Faggard. But at
least he'll be committing perjury when he tries his ***** story in
court, in addition to the other offenses. Here's to hoping that Pastor
Faggard get's put in the "slammer" and no, I don't mean one of the gay
bars he used to hang out in.
--
"I condemn false prophets, I condemn the effort
to take away the power of rational decision, to
drain people of their free will--and a hell of a
lot of money in the bargain. Religions vary in
their degree of idiocy, but I reject them all.
For most people, religion is nothing more than a
substitute for a malfunctioning brain." --Gene Roddenberry
.
|
|
| User: "satyr" |
|
| Title: Re: Haggard says he threy the Meth away and just wanted massage |
04 Nov 2006 10:08:54 AM |
|
|
On Fri, 3 Nov 2006 16:39:01 -0700, quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com>
wrote:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/11/03/haggard.allegations/index.html
BWAHAHAHAHA. That was the best lie he could come up with after a day in
seclusion? Yep, he threw a couple hundred bucks of meth away and just
went to this guy (who isn't a masseuse) in search of a "massage". I
guess it was mainly his butt and penis which were hurting.
Do you mean before or after the "massage?"
And why did he use only his middle name if he thought the guy was a
legitimate, professional masseur (who sold meth on the side)?
How much was he paying for these "massages" anyway?
It's a bloody shame there is no federal law against hypocrisy. We
could let all the drug addicts out and fill the jails with right wing
wackos.
--
satyr #1953
Chairman, EAC Church Taxation Subcommittee
Director, Gideon Bible Alternative Fuel Project
Supervisor, EAC Fossil Casting Lab
.
|
|
|
| User: "Al Klein" |
|
| Title: Re: Haggard says he threy the Meth away and just wanted massage |
04 Nov 2006 02:24:17 PM |
|
|
On Sat, 04 Nov 2006 16:08:54 GMT, satyr <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org>
wrote:
It's a bloody shame there is no federal law against hypocrisy.
If there were we'd have to hold special elections to refill all the
legislatures, state houses and the White House (among many other
places).
--
rukbat at optonline dot net
"A truly unselfish act would be a Christian volunteering to have his soul take your
soul's place in hell, so yours could go to Heaven. Don't hold your breath."
- John Popelish
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
.
|
|
|
| User: "Michael Gray" |
|
| Title: Re: Haggard says he threy the Meth away and just wanted massage |
04 Nov 2006 10:28:54 PM |
|
|
On Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:24:17 -0500, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
wrote:
- Refer: <kltpk25fb3r5obi8g2o0mlrc4sf81tupuu@4ax.com>
On Sat, 04 Nov 2006 16:08:54 GMT, satyr <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org>
wrote:
It's a bloody shame there is no federal law against hypocrisy.
If there were we'd have to hold special elections to refill all the
legislatures, state houses and the White House (among many other
places).
About the only folk who would not be banged up in the slammer, would
be infants and atheists.
Let's do it!
--
.
|
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "AZ Nomad" |
|
| Title: Re: Haggard says he threy the Meth away and just wanted massage |
03 Nov 2006 06:07:45 PM |
|
|
On Fri, 3 Nov 2006 16:39:01 -0700, quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/11/03/haggard.allegations/index.html
BWAHAHAHAHA. That was the best lie he could come up with after a day in
seclusion? Yep, he threw a couple hundred bucks of meth away and just
went to this guy (who isn't a masseuse) in search of a "massage". I
guess it was mainly his butt and penis which were hurting. BTW, even if
he did "throw the meth away", he still committed a crime by purchasing
it. Furthermore, if his story is true, then I'm sure he wouldn't object
to submitting to a drug test to prove his "innocence". After all, repugs
don't believe in civil liberties anyway. It sounds to me like there is
probable cause to issue an arrest warrant for Pastor Ted. That way he
That'll never happen. Repubs don't believe in equal treatment either.
.
|
|
|
| User: "Al Klein" |
|
| Title: Re: Haggard says he threy the Meth away and just wanted massage |
03 Nov 2006 07:19:24 PM |
|
|
On Sat, 04 Nov 2006 00:07:45 GMT, AZ Nomad
<aznomad.2@PremoveOBthisOX.COM> wrote:
On Fri, 3 Nov 2006 16:39:01 -0700, quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/11/03/haggard.allegations/index.html
BWAHAHAHAHA. That was the best lie he could come up with after a day in
seclusion? Yep, he threw a couple hundred bucks of meth away and just
went to this guy (who isn't a masseuse) in search of a "massage". I
guess it was mainly his butt and penis which were hurting. BTW, even if
he did "throw the meth away", he still committed a crime by purchasing
it. Furthermore, if his story is true, then I'm sure he wouldn't object
to submitting to a drug test to prove his "innocence". After all, repugs
don't believe in civil liberties anyway. It sounds to me like there is
probable cause to issue an arrest warrant for Pastor Ted. That way he
That'll never happen. Repubs don't believe in equal treatment either.
They believe in prison for the guilty. And they believe in the
innocence of Christian Republicans. That's equal treatment.
--
rukbat at optonline dot net
"If we really know Truth, we do not fear hearing falsehoods or half-truths; if we are not sure of the truth - we shudder and try to shout down every utterance." - A. J. Mims
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
.
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "towelie" |
|
| Title: Re: Haggard says he threy the Meth away and just wanted massage |
03 Nov 2006 11:06:17 PM |
|
|
quibbler wrote:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/11/03/haggard.allegations/index.html
BWAHAHAHAHA. That was the best lie he could come up with after a day
in seclusion? Yep, he threw a couple hundred bucks of meth away and
just went to this guy (who isn't a masseuse) in search of a
"massage". I guess it was mainly his butt and penis which were
hurting. BTW, even if he did "throw the meth away", he still
committed a crime by purchasing it. Furthermore, if his story is
true, then I'm sure he wouldn't object to submitting to a drug test
to prove his "innocence".
I think meth leaves the system in a couple of days. If he took a drug test
today it wouldn't prove anything.
After all, repugs don't believe in civil
liberties anyway. It sounds to me like there is probable cause to
issue an arrest warrant for Pastor Ted. That way he can swear his
story on a bible, just the way he supposedly likes it, in a court of
law. Naturally, I don't expect that will be much deterrent to a
shameless liar for god and con man extraordinare like Faggard. But
at least he'll be committing perjury when he tries his ***** story
in court, in addition to the other offenses. Here's to hoping that
Pastor Faggard get's put in the "slammer" and no, I don't mean one of
the gay bars he used to hang out in.
--
More pain and misery in the history of mankind
Sometimes it seems more like the blind leading the blind
It brings upon us more of famine, death and war
You know religion has a lot to answer for
-Steve Harris
.
|
|
|
|
|
Related Articles |
|
|
