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06 Apr 2004 03:07:58 AM |
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HAHAHA I'm dead... |
For the second time in ten years, I have been bitten by a funnelweb. The
ambulance is on it's way. Hopefully I will be back to make your lives even
more of a misery.
And if you think *yawn* or *oh hum* or your life hasn't been made a misery,
***** right off and die, you cunts.
*****, the pain is intense.
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| User: "Dr. Bill" |
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| Title: Re: HAHAHA I'm dead... |
06 Apr 2004 10:59:16 AM |
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Kadaitcha Man wrote:
For the second time in ten years, I have been bitten by a funnelweb.
The ambulance is on it's way. Hopefully I will be back to make your
lives even more of a misery.
And if you think *yawn* or *oh hum* or your life hasn't been made a
misery, ***** right off and die, you cunts.
*****, the pain is intense.
It only tried to mate with you.
(The male Sydney Funnel-web Spider is more dangerous than the female)
http://www.amonline.net.au/factsheets/funnelweb.htm
<aside>
There might be horny Funnel-web Spiders in COLA too these days!
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| User: "Gary G. Taylor" |
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| Title: Re: HAHAHA I'm dead... |
06 Apr 2004 05:19:03 PM |
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Kadaitcha Man wrote:
For the second time in ten years, I have been bitten by a funnelweb. The
ambulance is on it's way. Hopefully I will be back to make your lives even
more of a misery.
And if you think *yawn* or *oh hum* or your life hasn't been made a
misery, ***** right off and die, you cunts.
*****, the pain is intense.
Shirley you know what karma is.
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Gary G. Taylor * Rialto, CA
gary at donavan dot org / http:// geetee dot donavan dot org
"The two most abundant things in the universe
are hydrogen and stupidity." --Harlan Ellison
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| User: "Palindrome" |
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06 Apr 2004 09:25:12 AM |
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Kadaitcha Man wrote:
For the second time in ten years, I have been bitten by a funnelweb. The
ambulance is on it's way. Hopefully I will be back to make your lives even
more of a misery.
And if you think *yawn* or *oh hum* or your life hasn't been made a misery,
***** right off and die, you cunts.
*****, the pain is intense.
Yep, I have heard that Australia is full of poisonous creatures that do
unspeakable things in toilets. The female of the species is even worse.
Smaller than the male, with garish colours and a reputation for making
indescribable noise, especially at night. The funnel web spider, or
biteyuraussieus arachnyboghider (brown with short hair and an even
shorter temper) is particularly prevalent in Sydney, where it merges in
easily with the indigenous population, especially near Kings Cross.
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| User: "Lord Calvert" |
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06 Apr 2004 10:33:10 AM |
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Yep, I have heard that Australia is full of poisonous creatures that do
unspeakable things in toilets. The female of the species is even worse.
And that's just Dame Edna!!!
Rich Goranson, Amherst, NY, USA (aa#MCMXCIX, a-vet#1)
EAC Department of Applied Rattan Use
"Without faith we might relapse into scientific or rational thinking, which
leads by a slippery slope toward constitutional democracy." - Robert Anton
Wilson
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| User: "Lord Gazwad of Grantham" |
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06 Apr 2004 03:40:18 AM |
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Kadaitcha Man wrote:
| For the second time in ten years, I have been bitten by a funnelweb.
| The ambulance is on it's way. Hopefully I will be back to make your
| lives even more of a misery.
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| And if you think *yawn* or *oh hum* or your life hasn't been made a
| misery, ***** right off and die, you cunts.
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| *****, the pain is intense.
Where abouts did it bite you?
And don't say "in the back yard".
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Gazwad
Freelance scientist and people tester.
Guardian: alt.os.windows-xp
Moderator: alt.warez.uk
www.gazwad.com
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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06 Apr 2004 04:44:01 AM |
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On Tue, 6 Apr 2004 09:40:18 +0100 in alt.atheism, Lord Gazwad of
Grantham ("Lord Gazwad of Grantham" <usenet@gazwad.com>) said,
directing the reply to alt.atheism
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
| For the second time in ten years, I have been bitten by a funnelweb.
| The ambulance is on it's way. Hopefully I will be back to make your
| lives even more of a misery.
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| And if you think *yawn* or *oh hum* or your life hasn't been made a
| misery, ***** right off and die, you cunts.
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| *****, the pain is intense.
Where abouts did it bite you?
And don't say "in the back yard".
Which reminds me:
Two friends go on a hike in the desert and one of them gets bitten on
the ***** by a funnelweb spider. He asks his friend to go back to the
nearest town and ask the local doctor to help him.
The friend runs down to the local doctor and tells him his friend was
bitten by a poisonous snake. The doctor tells the friend to suck the
poison out. The friend returns to the guy who was bitten.
"So what did the Doctor say?"
"You're going to die."
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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06 Apr 2004 10:58:36 AM |
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Lo, many moons past, on Tue, 06 Apr 2004 10:44:01 +0100, a stranger
called by some Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> came forth
and told this tale in alt.atheism
On Tue, 6 Apr 2004 09:40:18 +0100 in alt.atheism, Lord Gazwad of
Grantham ("Lord Gazwad of Grantham" <usenet@gazwad.com>) said,
directing the reply to alt.atheism
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
| For the second time in ten years, I have been bitten by a funnelweb.
| The ambulance is on it's way. Hopefully I will be back to make your
| lives even more of a misery.
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| And if you think *yawn* or *oh hum* or your life hasn't been made a
| misery, ***** right off and die, you cunts.
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| *****, the pain is intense.
Where abouts did it bite you?
And don't say "in the back yard".
Which reminds me:
Two friends go on a hike in the desert and one of them gets bitten on
the ***** by a funnelweb spider. He asks his friend to go back to the
nearest town and ask the local doctor to help him.
The friend runs down to the local doctor and tells him his friend was
bitten by a poisonous snake. The doctor tells the friend to suck the
poison out. The friend returns to the guy who was bitten.
"So what did the Doctor say?"
"You're going to die."
I first heard that joke about two Rangers and a rattlesnake.
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Ezekiel 13:20 "Wherefore thus saith the
Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows"
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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06 Apr 2004 11:22:16 AM |
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On Tue, 06 Apr 2004 15:58:36 GMT in alt.atheism, Douglas Berry
(Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com>) said, directing
the reply to alt.atheism
Lo, many moons past, on Tue, 06 Apr 2004 10:44:01 +0100, a stranger
called by some Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> came forth
and told this tale in alt.atheism
On Tue, 6 Apr 2004 09:40:18 +0100 in alt.atheism, Lord Gazwad of
Grantham ("Lord Gazwad of Grantham" <usenet@gazwad.com>) said,
directing the reply to alt.atheism
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
| For the second time in ten years, I have been bitten by a funnelweb.
| The ambulance is on it's way. Hopefully I will be back to make your
| lives even more of a misery.
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| And if you think *yawn* or *oh hum* or your life hasn't been made a
| misery, ***** right off and die, you cunts.
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| *****, the pain is intense.
Where abouts did it bite you?
And don't say "in the back yard".
Which reminds me:
Two friends go on a hike in the desert and one of them gets bitten on
the ***** by a funnelweb spider. He asks his friend to go back to the
nearest town and ask the local doctor to help him.
The friend runs down to the local doctor and tells him his friend was
bitten by a poisonous snake. The doctor tells the friend to suck the
poison out. The friend returns to the guy who was bitten.
"So what did the Doctor say?"
"You're going to die."
I first heard that joke about two Rangers and a rattlesnake.
In 1776, I guess!
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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06 Apr 2004 11:01:14 AM |
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Lo, many moons past, on Tue, 6 Apr 2004 18:07:58 +1000, a stranger
called by some "Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@kadaitcha.cx> came forth and
told this tale in alt.atheism
For the second time in ten years, I have been bitten by a funnelweb. The
ambulance is on it's way. Hopefully I will be back to make your lives even
more of a misery.
And if you think *yawn* or *oh hum* or your life hasn't been made a misery,
***** right off and die, you cunts.
Actually, you haven't impacted my life one bit. I actually read you
to be amused. You're just a git posting in alt.atheism.
That being said, I hope the treatment goes well, and you don't suffer
any impairments from the venom.
*****, the pain is intense.
Try prayer.
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Ezekiel 13:20 "Wherefore thus saith the
Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows"
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| User: "Mekkala" |
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06 Apr 2004 10:03:33 AM |
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On Tue 06 Apr 2004 03:07:58a, "Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@kadaitcha.cx>
kicked back with a beer, ruminated at length, fell asleep, woke up, lit
up a joint, then fell asleep again after thoughtfully blurting out:
For the second time in ten years, I have been bitten by a funnelweb.
The ambulance is on it's way. Hopefully I will be back to make your
lives even more of a misery.
And if you think *yawn* or *oh hum* or your life hasn't been made a
misery, ***** right off and die, you cunts.
*****, the pain is intense.
*yawn*
*oh hum*
My life hasn't been made a misery ;)
*doesn't ***** and die*
*snicker*
You lookin' for sympathy? You raving *****, you won't die unless you
just sit at home and don't go to the hospital. I would hope for your
sake that the pain would teach you a lesson, except that you're
incapable of learning any lessons, aren't you?
Hey, while you're waiting for an ambulance, you could pass the time by
trying to find another one to bite you ;)
--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"Atheism is ... the bed-rock of sanity in a world of madness."
--Emmett F. Fields
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| User: "john" |
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06 Apr 2004 08:59:30 AM |
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On Tue, 06 Apr 2004 18:07:58 +1000, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
For the second time in ten years, I have been bitten by a funnelweb.
It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
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| User: "John Baker" |
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06 Apr 2004 11:15:46 AM |
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"john" <john@nospam.uk> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.04.06.13.59.28.732042@nospam.uk...
On Tue, 06 Apr 2004 18:07:58 +1000, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
For the second time in ten years, I have been bitten by a funnelweb.
It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
I hope the spider received prompt medical treatment.
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| User: "jwk" |
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06 Apr 2004 02:46:15 PM |
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john <john@nospam.uk> wrote in message news:<pan.2004.04.06.13.59.28.732042@nospam.uk>...
On Tue, 06 Apr 2004 18:07:58 +1000, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
For the second time in ten years, I have been bitten by a funnelweb.
It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
Oh it easily *could have. :) Too bad it wasn't enough to keep him from typing.
jwk
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| User: "Phillip Brown" |
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07 Apr 2004 06:00:04 PM |
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On Tue, 06 Apr 2004 18:07:58 +1000, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
For the second time in ten years, I have been bitten by a funnelweb. The
ambulance is on it's way. Hopefully I will be back to make your lives even
more of a misery.
And if you think *yawn* or *oh hum* or your life hasn't been made a misery,
***** right off and die, you cunts.
*****, the pain is intense.
Personally, I feel more sorry for the spider.
--
phillip brown
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| User: "The Ghost In The Machine" |
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07 Apr 2004 11:00:06 PM |
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In comp.os.linux.advocacy, Phillip Brown
<phillipbrownau@netscape.net>
wrote
on Thu, 08 Apr 2004 09:00:04 +1000
<pan.2004.04.07.23.00.03.229607@netscape.net>:
On Tue, 06 Apr 2004 18:07:58 +1000, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
For the second time in ten years, I have been bitten by a funnelweb. The
ambulance is on it's way. Hopefully I will be back to make your lives even
more of a misery.
And if you think *yawn* or *oh hum* or your life hasn't been made a misery,
***** right off and die, you cunts.
*****, the pain is intense.
Personally, I feel more sorry for the spider.
I suspect the now-defunct funnelweb spider, who of course
has been funnelling his transactions through a web of
various corporations, will provide for his wife (the black
widow, of course) and his children (brown recluses) in
his will, so cry not for his family...
:-)
--
#191,
It's still legal to go .sigless.
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| User: "Phillip Brown" |
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08 Apr 2004 02:16:31 AM |
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On Thu, 08 Apr 2004 04:00:06 +0000, The Ghost In The Machine wrote:
In comp.os.linux.advocacy, Phillip Brown
<phillipbrownau@netscape.net>
wrote
on Thu, 08 Apr 2004 09:00:04 +1000
<pan.2004.04.07.23.00.03.229607@netscape.net>:
On Tue, 06 Apr 2004 18:07:58 +1000, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
For the second time in ten years, I have been bitten by a funnelweb. The
ambulance is on it's way. Hopefully I will be back to make your lives even
more of a misery.
And if you think *yawn* or *oh hum* or your life hasn't been made a misery,
***** right off and die, you cunts.
*****, the pain is intense.
Personally, I feel more sorry for the spider.
I suspect the now-defunct funnelweb spider, who of course
has been funnelling his transactions through a web of
various corporations, will provide for his wife (the black
widow, of course) and his children (brown recluses) in
his will, so cry not for his family...
:-)
But imagine the spider's disgust upon finding it had bitten KM. Makes me
gag just thinking about it.
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phillip brown
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| User: "Kadaitcha Man" |
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08 Apr 2004 04:45:47 AM |
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Phillip Brown wrote:
On Thu, 08 Apr 2004 04:00:06 +0000, The Ghost In The Machine wrote:
In comp.os.linux.advocacy, Phillip Brown
<phillipbrownau@netscape.net>
wrote
on Thu, 08 Apr 2004 09:00:04 +1000
<pan.2004.04.07.23.00.03.229607@netscape.net>:
On Tue, 06 Apr 2004 18:07:58 +1000, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
For the second time in ten years, I have been bitten by a
funnelweb. The ambulance is on it's way. Hopefully I will be back
to make your lives even more of a misery.
And if you think *yawn* or *oh hum* or your life hasn't been made
a misery, ***** right off and die, you cunts.
*****, the pain is intense.
Personally, I feel more sorry for the spider.
I suspect the now-defunct funnelweb spider, who of course
has been funnelling his transactions through a web of
various corporations, will provide for his wife (the black
widow, of course) and his children (brown recluses) in
his will, so cry not for his family...
:-)
But imagine the spider's disgust upon finding it had bitten KM. Makes
me gag just thinking about it.
Why do you suppose it was running away?
--
http://kadaitcha.cx
Windows XP Problem and Troubleshooting Resources
<a href="http://kadaitcha.cx"></a>
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| User: "The other Donald" |
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08 Apr 2004 08:01:20 PM |
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"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@kadaitcha.cx> wrote in message
news:r42wCVzkhKIp5465354778FF01CBdNbSGUXsCDJ2@kadaitcha.cx...
Phillip Brown wrote:
On Thu, 08 Apr 2004 04:00:06 +0000, The Ghost In The Machine wrote:
In comp.os.linux.advocacy, Phillip Brown
<phillipbrownau@netscape.net>
wrote
on Thu, 08 Apr 2004 09:00:04 +1000
<pan.2004.04.07.23.00.03.229607@netscape.net>:
On Tue, 06 Apr 2004 18:07:58 +1000, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
For the second time in ten years, I have been bitten by a
funnelweb. The ambulance is on it's way. Hopefully I will be back
to make your lives even more of a misery.
And if you think *yawn* or *oh hum* or your life hasn't been made
a misery, ***** right off and die, you cunts.
*****, the pain is intense.
Personally, I feel more sorry for the spider.
I suspect the now-defunct funnelweb spider, who of course
has been funnelling his transactions through a web of
various corporations, will provide for his wife (the black
widow, of course) and his children (brown recluses) in
his will, so cry not for his family...
:-)
But imagine the spider's disgust upon finding it had bitten KM. Makes
me gag just thinking about it.
Why do you suppose it was running away?
To go vomit.....?
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| User: "Avenger©" |
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06 Apr 2004 05:37:01 PM |
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On Tue, 6 Apr 2004 18:07:58 +1000, "Kadaitcha Man"
<nospam@kadaitcha.cx> wrote:
For the second time in ten years, I have been bitten by a funnelweb. The
ambulance is on it's way. Hopefully I will be back to make your lives even
more of a misery.
And if you think *yawn* or *oh hum* or your life hasn't been made a misery,
***** right off and die, you cunts.
*****, the pain is intense.
Well, if ya serious and was really bitten by a Funnell Web, I could
take a good guess as to where you live!! By the way, where did it
bite you? Those damn critters can be deadly. Lot of people have died
from their bite.
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webweaver@CATihug.com.au
"Put the CAT out to reply"
*I DETEST Spam - A Spam hater since 1951*
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