Virginia Eakle wrote to the14thdisciple: "I could be wrong but since
the King James Bible was commissioned by a King that was a known
Chauvinist Pig of his time. He could have had them change the
translation to say that if a man has long hair, it is a shame unto him.
If 1 Corinthians is correct most men of the time would be in shame,
including Jesus."

Hair IS shocking and disgusting on ANY animmal, let alone a MAN, my
dear. king James hated hair so much that his scientists were forced to
invent Syphallus until barbers shops were discovered mutch, mutch later
, and Adolf Hitler himselves demanded that ALL of his SS officers
bathed in Immac , almoast on a daily basis.

i Am sory to likening kIng james to Adolph hittler but - hell it IS
personal and i will NEVER rest until thear is a PLANTAGENET back on the
throane !!!!

but ! it is oK to hafe hair in some places and the Loard Are God (or as
i like to call him 'L to the A to the G-O-Diddy') acterally LIKES to
see a nicely trimmed Penis Nest or Vaginal Mound (and NOT i am NOT
ashamed of saying penis and vagina becasue when together placed at the
propper angle you can Make out the face of the Baby Jeasus looking down
at you from his cross). why, Did NOT the Virging Mairy herself used to
put sellotape around her bikini line and wax painfully under her
armpits? i Think you will find that she did.

maney Ancient religgions favour Baldness , some based heavily upon
Telly Savalas who resembleth the Budda on so maney other levels, but
mouslimbs Offen disagree with christien ideas on this and defiantly
grow thear hear as much as posserbel, somtimes hiding in caves for
months to get hairier. bald Mouslimbs are offen sent to Jewrewsalem to
blow themselfs Up, and this Is the reason for Yul Bryners refusal to
star in 'Laurence of Arabia'. god Bless you Yul, and Police pass on Our
love to yoar grate freand Humpty. so ! thear You are Venerial i Hoap
you hafe learned that The quickest way to Heaven is the Remington Way,
and god Himself was SO impressed - He baught the company !

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