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Religions > Atheism |
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"MarkA" |
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30 Sep 2003 07:02:00 AM |
| Object: |
Halloween Chick Tract |
The other day, my surfing took me to the ever-popular Jack Chick Tracts
web site (http://www.chick.com). With Halloween coming up, we will soon
have to endure the annual tirade from the Xtian fundies about the evils of
that popular holiday. What amused me was the tract titled, "The Trick",
showing "Halloween's origin and real purpose."
In panel 6, the High Priestess says, "This year, we will concentrate more
on the special incantations needed to place curses on the treats which
will influence the children eating them."
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. There are people living on the
same planet as I do who believe that you can "curse" candy, and make the
children eating it turn into little Satanists. Amamzing.
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: Halloween Chick Tract |
02 Oct 2003 11:38:31 AM |
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On Thu, 02 Oct 2003 16:25:33 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.10.02.13.55.08.27032@stopspam.net>, MarkA says...
snippage
And you said you'd never forget, "traumatic amnesia permitting".
WHAT?!?!?
Oh dear ;)
You don't remember do you?
Urp!
Case proven!
Should I be blaming you for this new tattoo of Satan on my behind then?
I have NO idea how it got there! :D
Photos. We want photos.
Sure. Got a camera? ;D
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
Didn't you mention something about sitting on a Xerox machine?
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Halloween Chick Tract |
02 Oct 2003 01:25:16 PM |
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In article <pan.2003.10.02.16.38.15.687810@stopspam.net>, MarkA says...
On Thu, 02 Oct 2003 16:25:33 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.10.02.13.55.08.27032@stopspam.net>, MarkA says...
snippage
And you said you'd never forget, "traumatic amnesia permitting".
WHAT?!?!?
Oh dear ;)
You don't remember do you?
Urp!
Case proven!
Should I be blaming you for this new tattoo of Satan on my behind then?
I have NO idea how it got there! :D
Photos. We want photos.
Sure. Got a camera? ;D
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
Didn't you mention something about sitting on a Xerox machine?
LOL! Sorry, but I don't think the boss would appreciate that ;)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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| Title: Re: Halloween Chick Tract |
01 Oct 2003 11:04:23 AM |
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Lo, many moons past, on Wed, 01 Oct 2003 14:34:47 +0100, a stranger
called by some Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> came forth
and told this tale in alt.atheism
Apparently it's something to do with the body odour and rubber
chicken.
Oh, hell.. I've been using my rubber chicken at Giant's games. Seeing
40,000 people waving rubber chickens around is an impressive sight.
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Ezekiel 13:20 "Wherefore thus saith the
Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows"
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Halloween Chick Tract |
01 Oct 2003 08:26:11 AM |
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In article <jhachm-C4136D.23371830092003@central.giganews.com>, johac says...
In article <OVeeb.22415$cJ5.3206@www.newsranger.com>,
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
In article <pan.2003.09.30.12.01.48.398307@stopspam.net>, MarkA says...
The other day, my surfing took me to the ever-popular Jack Chick Tracts
web site (http://www.chick.com). With Halloween coming up, we will soon
have to endure the annual tirade from the Xtian fundies about the evils of
that popular holiday. What amused me was the tract titled, "The Trick",
showing "Halloween's origin and real purpose."
In panel 6, the High Priestess says, "This year, we will concentrate more
on the special incantations needed to place curses on the treats which
will influence the children eating them."
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. There are people living on the
same planet as I do who believe that you can "curse" candy, and make the
children eating it turn into little Satanists. Amamzing.
Curses! They're onto me! ;)
Uh oh! Who squealed?
Ned Beatty? ;D
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Halloween Chick Tract |
02 Oct 2003 12:17:57 AM |
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In article <TBAeb.22551$cJ5.3057@www.newsranger.com>,
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
In article <jhachm-C4136D.23371830092003@central.giganews.com>, johac says...
In article <OVeeb.22415$cJ5.3206@www.newsranger.com>,
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
In article <pan.2003.09.30.12.01.48.398307@stopspam.net>, MarkA says...
The other day, my surfing took me to the ever-popular Jack Chick Tracts
web site (http://www.chick.com). With Halloween coming up, we will soon
have to endure the annual tirade from the Xtian fundies about the evils of
that popular holiday. What amused me was the tract titled, "The Trick",
showing "Halloween's origin and real purpose."
In panel 6, the High Priestess says, "This year, we will concentrate more
on the special incantations needed to place curses on the treats which
will influence the children eating them."
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. There are people living on the
same planet as I do who believe that you can "curse" candy, and make the
children eating it turn into little Satanists. Amamzing.
Curses! They're onto me! ;)
Uh oh! Who squealed?
Ned Beatty? ;D
Like a pig! :-)
--
John Hachmann, aa #1782
Pierre Laplace, when asked by Napoleon on why he made
no mention of a god in his book on astronomy: "Sire,
I have no need of that hypothesis."
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Halloween Chick Tract |
02 Oct 2003 09:40:45 AM |
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In article <jhachm-CF0EA2.22175701102003@central.giganews.com>, johac says...
In article <TBAeb.22551$cJ5.3057@www.newsranger.com>,
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
In article <jhachm-C4136D.23371830092003@central.giganews.com>, johac says...
In article <OVeeb.22415$cJ5.3206@www.newsranger.com>,
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
In article <pan.2003.09.30.12.01.48.398307@stopspam.net>, MarkA says...
The other day, my surfing took me to the ever-popular Jack Chick Tracts
web site (http://www.chick.com). With Halloween coming up, we will soon
have to endure the annual tirade from the Xtian fundies about the evils of
that popular holiday. What amused me was the tract titled, "The Trick",
showing "Halloween's origin and real purpose."
In panel 6, the High Priestess says, "This year, we will concentrate more
on the special incantations needed to place curses on the treats which
will influence the children eating them."
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. There are people living on the
same planet as I do who believe that you can "curse" candy, and make the
children eating it turn into little Satanists. Amamzing.
Curses! They're onto me! ;)
Uh oh! Who squealed?
Ned Beatty? ;D
Like a pig! :-)
Gad, that scene sickened me! ;P
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Halloween Chick Tract |
03 Oct 2003 01:01:24 AM |
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In article <NNWeb.22728$cJ5.3207@www.newsranger.com>,
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
In article <jhachm-CF0EA2.22175701102003@central.giganews.com>, johac says...
In article <TBAeb.22551$cJ5.3057@www.newsranger.com>,
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
In article <jhachm-C4136D.23371830092003@central.giganews.com>, johac
says...
In article <OVeeb.22415$cJ5.3206@www.newsranger.com>,
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
In article <pan.2003.09.30.12.01.48.398307@stopspam.net>, MarkA says...
The other day, my surfing took me to the ever-popular Jack Chick
Tracts
web site (http://www.chick.com). With Halloween coming up, we will
soon
have to endure the annual tirade from the Xtian fundies about the
evils of
that popular holiday. What amused me was the tract titled, "The
Trick",
showing "Halloween's origin and real purpose."
In panel 6, the High Priestess says, "This year, we will concentrate
more
on the special incantations needed to place curses on the treats which
will influence the children eating them."
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. There are people living on the
same planet as I do who believe that you can "curse" candy, and make
the
children eating it turn into little Satanists. Amamzing.
Curses! They're onto me! ;)
Uh oh! Who squealed?
Ned Beatty? ;D
Like a pig! :-)
Gad, that scene sickened me! ;P
That whole movie was disturbing.
--
John Hachmann, aa #1782
Pierre Laplace, when asked by Napoleon on why he made
no mention of a god in his book on astronomy: "Sire,
I have no need of that hypothesis."
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Halloween Chick Tract |
03 Oct 2003 08:35:31 AM |
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In article <jhachm-17BF52.23012402102003@central.giganews.com>, johac says...
In article <NNWeb.22728$cJ5.3207@www.newsranger.com>,
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
In article <jhachm-CF0EA2.22175701102003@central.giganews.com>, johac says...
snippage
Uh oh! Who squealed?
Ned Beatty? ;D
Like a pig! :-)
Gad, that scene sickened me! ;P
That whole movie was disturbing.
I agree. I haven't seen the whole thing from start to finish - just bits and
pieces, but it was one of those films which left me with a queasy stomach. I'm
a lover of scary and/or gory horror flicks, but stuff like this bothers the heck
out of me.
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Halloween Chick Tract |
04 Oct 2003 12:59:17 AM |
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In article <DWefb.22881$cJ5.3312@www.newsranger.com>,
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
In article <jhachm-17BF52.23012402102003@central.giganews.com>, johac says...
In article <NNWeb.22728$cJ5.3207@www.newsranger.com>,
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
In article <jhachm-CF0EA2.22175701102003@central.giganews.com>, johac
says...
snippage
Uh oh! Who squealed?
Ned Beatty? ;D
Like a pig! :-)
Gad, that scene sickened me! ;P
That whole movie was disturbing.
I agree. I haven't seen the whole thing from start to finish - just bits and
pieces, but it was one of those films which left me with a queasy stomach.
I'm
a lover of scary and/or gory horror flicks, but stuff like this bothers the
heck
out of me.
I don't think that "Deliverance" would be classified as a horror
flick. But the whole movie is just mean spirited and nasty and I'd
just as soon not watch it again.
--
John Hachmann, aa #1782
Pierre Laplace, when asked by Napoleon on why he made
no mention of a god in his book on astronomy: "Sire,
I have no need of that hypothesis."
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Halloween Chick Tract |
30 Sep 2003 07:54:36 PM |
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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 12:45:34 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.09.30.12.01.48.398307@stopspam.net>, MarkA says...
The other day, my surfing took me to the ever-popular Jack Chick Tracts
web site (http://www.chick.com). With Halloween coming up, we will soon
have to endure the annual tirade from the Xtian fundies about the evils of
that popular holiday. What amused me was the tract titled, "The Trick",
showing "Halloween's origin and real purpose."
In panel 6, the High Priestess says, "This year, we will concentrate more
on the special incantations needed to place curses on the treats which
will influence the children eating them."
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. There are people living on the
same planet as I do who believe that you can "curse" candy, and make the
children eating it turn into little Satanists. Amamzing.
Curses! They're onto me! ;)
Told you so! But do you listen? Nooooo...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
From alt.atheism only
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Halloween Chick Tract |
01 Oct 2003 09:52:13 AM |
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In article <pan.2003.10.01.00.54.35.803781@eac.org>, Mark K. Bilbo says...
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 12:45:34 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.09.30.12.01.48.398307@stopspam.net>, MarkA says...
The other day, my surfing took me to the ever-popular Jack Chick Tracts
web site (http://www.chick.com). With Halloween coming up, we will soon
have to endure the annual tirade from the Xtian fundies about the evils of
that popular holiday. What amused me was the tract titled, "The Trick",
showing "Halloween's origin and real purpose."
In panel 6, the High Priestess says, "This year, we will concentrate more
on the special incantations needed to place curses on the treats which
will influence the children eating them."
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. There are people living on the
same planet as I do who believe that you can "curse" candy, and make the
children eating it turn into little Satanists. Amamzing.
Curses! They're onto me! ;)
Told you so! But do you listen? Nooooo...
Well, you have to understand that it wasn't a good idea to bring this up when I
was in the middle of a baby sacrifice! Excuse me for being preoccupied ;)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Halloween Chick Tract |
01 Oct 2003 11:31:15 AM |
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On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 14:52:13 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.10.01.00.54.35.803781@eac.org>, Mark K. Bilbo says...
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 12:45:34 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.09.30.12.01.48.398307@stopspam.net>, MarkA says...
The other day, my surfing took me to the ever-popular Jack Chick Tracts
web site (http://www.chick.com). With Halloween coming up, we will soon
have to endure the annual tirade from the Xtian fundies about the evils of
that popular holiday. What amused me was the tract titled, "The Trick",
showing "Halloween's origin and real purpose."
In panel 6, the High Priestess says, "This year, we will concentrate more
on the special incantations needed to place curses on the treats which
will influence the children eating them."
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. There are people living on the
same planet as I do who believe that you can "curse" candy, and make the
children eating it turn into little Satanists. Amamzing.
Curses! They're onto me! ;)
Told you so! But do you listen? Nooooo...
Well, you have to understand that it wasn't a good idea to bring this up when I
was in the middle of a baby sacrifice! Excuse me for being preoccupied ;)
Pshaw! Next you'll try that lame excuse "I was drunk on the blood of
living" or something...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
From alt.atheism only
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Halloween Chick Tract |
01 Oct 2003 12:19:26 PM |
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In article <pan.2003.10.01.16.31.15.135628@eac.org>, Mark K. Bilbo says...
On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 14:52:13 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.10.01.00.54.35.803781@eac.org>, Mark K. Bilbo says...
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 12:45:34 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.09.30.12.01.48.398307@stopspam.net>, MarkA says...
The other day, my surfing took me to the ever-popular Jack Chick Tracts
web site (http://www.chick.com). With Halloween coming up, we will soon
have to endure the annual tirade from the Xtian fundies about the evils of
that popular holiday. What amused me was the tract titled, "The Trick",
showing "Halloween's origin and real purpose."
In panel 6, the High Priestess says, "This year, we will concentrate more
on the special incantations needed to place curses on the treats which
will influence the children eating them."
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. There are people living on the
same planet as I do who believe that you can "curse" candy, and make the
children eating it turn into little Satanists. Amamzing.
Curses! They're onto me! ;)
Told you so! But do you listen? Nooooo...
Well, you have to understand that it wasn't a good idea to bring this up when I
was in the middle of a baby sacrifice! Excuse me for being preoccupied ;)
Pshaw! Next you'll try that lame excuse "I was drunk on the blood of
living" or something...
WHAT?!? How DARE you!!
Tipsy maybe, but never drunk. I know my limits!
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Halloween Chick Tract |
01 Oct 2003 05:47:47 PM |
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On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 17:19:26 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.10.01.16.31.15.135628@eac.org>, Mark K. Bilbo says...
On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 14:52:13 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.10.01.00.54.35.803781@eac.org>, Mark K. Bilbo says...
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 12:45:34 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.09.30.12.01.48.398307@stopspam.net>, MarkA says...
The other day, my surfing took me to the ever-popular Jack Chick Tracts
web site (http://www.chick.com). With Halloween coming up, we will soon
have to endure the annual tirade from the Xtian fundies about the evils of
that popular holiday. What amused me was the tract titled, "The Trick",
showing "Halloween's origin and real purpose."
In panel 6, the High Priestess says, "This year, we will concentrate more
on the special incantations needed to place curses on the treats which
will influence the children eating them."
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. There are people living on the
same planet as I do who believe that you can "curse" candy, and make the
children eating it turn into little Satanists. Amamzing.
Curses! They're onto me! ;)
Told you so! But do you listen? Nooooo...
Well, you have to understand that it wasn't a good idea to bring this up when I
was in the middle of a baby sacrifice! Excuse me for being preoccupied ;)
Pshaw! Next you'll try that lame excuse "I was drunk on the blood of
living" or something...
WHAT?!? How DARE you!!
Tipsy maybe, but never drunk. I know my limits!
Riiight. I *heard what went on in Lucifer's office during that *last party...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
From alt.atheism only
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Halloween Chick Tract |
02 Oct 2003 10:25:22 AM |
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In article <pan.2003.10.01.22.47.47.379960@eac.org>, Mark K. Bilbo says...
On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 17:19:26 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.10.01.16.31.15.135628@eac.org>, Mark K. Bilbo says...
On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 14:52:13 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.10.01.00.54.35.803781@eac.org>, Mark K.a Bilbo says...
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 12:45:34 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.09.30.12.01.48.398307@stopspam.net>, MarkA says...
The other day, my surfing took me to the ever-popular Jack Chick Tracts
web site (http://www.chick.com). With Halloween coming up, we will soon
have to endure the annual tirade from the Xtian fundies about the evils of
that popular holiday. What amused me was the tract titled, "The Trick",
showing "Halloween's origin and real purpose."
In panel 6, the High Priestess says, "This year, we will concentrate more
on the special incantations needed to place curses on the treats which
will influence the children eating them."
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. There are people living on the
same planet as I do who believe that you can "curse" candy, and make the
children eating it turn into little Satanists. Amamzing.
Curses! They're onto me! ;)
Told you so! But do you listen? Nooooo...
Well, you have to understand that it wasn't a good idea to bring this up when I
was in the middle of a baby sacrifice! Excuse me for being preoccupied ;)
Pshaw! Next you'll try that lame excuse "I was drunk on the blood of
living" or something...
WHAT?!? How DARE you!!
Tipsy maybe, but never drunk. I know my limits!
Riiight. I *heard what went on in Lucifer's office during that *last party...
WHAT?!?!? That's outrageous! Why, I never!
Hey, at least I wasn't sitting on the copier and later handing out buttprints!
:D
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Halloween Chick Tract |
02 Oct 2003 02:01:49 PM |
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On Thu, 02 Oct 2003 15:25:22 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.10.01.22.47.47.379960@eac.org>, Mark K. Bilbo says...
On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 17:19:26 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.10.01.16.31.15.135628@eac.org>, Mark K. Bilbo says...
On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 14:52:13 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.10.01.00.54.35.803781@eac.org>, Mark K.a Bilbo says...
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 12:45:34 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.09.30.12.01.48.398307@stopspam.net>, MarkA says...
The other day, my surfing took me to the ever-popular Jack Chick Tracts
web site (http://www.chick.com). With Halloween coming up, we will soon
have to endure the annual tirade from the Xtian fundies about the evils of
that popular holiday. What amused me was the tract titled, "The Trick",
showing "Halloween's origin and real purpose."
In panel 6, the High Priestess says, "This year, we will concentrate more
on the special incantations needed to place curses on the treats which
will influence the children eating them."
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. There are people living on the
same planet as I do who believe that you can "curse" candy, and make the
children eating it turn into little Satanists. Amamzing.
Curses! They're onto me! ;)
Told you so! But do you listen? Nooooo...
Well, you have to understand that it wasn't a good idea to bring this up when I
was in the middle of a baby sacrifice! Excuse me for being preoccupied ;)
Pshaw! Next you'll try that lame excuse "I was drunk on the blood of
living" or something...
WHAT?!? How DARE you!!
Tipsy maybe, but never drunk. I know my limits!
Riiight. I *heard what went on in Lucifer's office during that *last party...
WHAT?!?!? That's outrageous! Why, I never!
Hey, at least I wasn't sitting on the copier and later handing out buttprints!
:D
I haven't a *clue what you're talking about!
<sniff>
--
Mark K. Bilbo
From alt.atheism only
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Halloween Chick Tract |
02 Oct 2003 02:32:22 PM |
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In article <pan.2003.10.02.19.01.49.239676@eac.org>, Mark K. Bilbo says...
On Thu, 02 Oct 2003 15:25:22 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.10.01.22.47.47.379960@eac.org>, Mark K. Bilbo says...
On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 17:19:26 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.10.01.16.31.15.135628@eac.org>, Mark K. Bilbo says...
On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 14:52:13 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.10.01.00.54.35.803781@eac.org>, Mark K.a Bilbo says...
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 12:45:34 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.09.30.12.01.48.398307@stopspam.net>, MarkA says...
The other day, my surfing took me to the ever-popular Jack Chick Tracts
web site (http://www.chick.com). With Halloween coming up, we will soon
have to endure the annual tirade from the Xtian fundies about the evils of
that popular holiday. What amused me was the tract titled, "The Trick",
showing "Halloween's origin and real purpose."
In panel 6, the High Priestess says, "This year, we will concentrate more
on the special incantations needed to place curses on the treats which
will influence the children eating them."
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. There are people living on the
same planet as I do who believe that you can "curse" candy, and make the
children eating it turn into little Satanists. Amamzing.
Curses! They're onto me! ;)
Told you so! But do you listen? Nooooo...
Well, you have to understand that it wasn't a good idea to bring this up when I
was in the middle of a baby sacrifice! Excuse me for being preoccupied ;)
Pshaw! Next you'll try that lame excuse "I was drunk on the blood of
living" or something...
WHAT?!? How DARE you!!
Tipsy maybe, but never drunk. I know my limits!
Riiight. I *heard what went on in Lucifer's office during that *last party...
WHAT?!?!? That's outrageous! Why, I never!
Hey, at least I wasn't sitting on the copier and later handing out buttprints!
:D
I haven't a *clue what you're talking about!
I'm not surprised - You were totally hammered ;)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Halloween Chick Tract |
02 Oct 2003 02:40:05 PM |
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On Thu, 02 Oct 2003 19:32:22 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.10.02.19.01.49.239676@eac.org>, Mark K. Bilbo says...
On Thu, 02 Oct 2003 15:25:22 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.10.01.22.47.47.379960@eac.org>, Mark K. Bilbo says...
On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 17:19:26 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.10.01.16.31.15.135628@eac.org>, Mark K. Bilbo says...
On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 14:52:13 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.10.01.00.54.35.803781@eac.org>, Mark K.a Bilbo says...
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 12:45:34 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.09.30.12.01.48.398307@stopspam.net>, MarkA says...
The other day, my surfing took me to the ever-popular Jack Chick Tracts
web site (http://www.chick.com). With Halloween coming up, we will soon
have to endure the annual tirade from the Xtian fundies about the evils of
that popular holiday. What amused me was the tract titled, "The Trick",
showing "Halloween's origin and real purpose."
In panel 6, the High Priestess says, "This year, we will concentrate more
on the special incantations needed to place curses on the treats which
will influence the children eating them."
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. There are people living on the
same planet as I do who believe that you can "curse" candy, and make the
children eating it turn into little Satanists. Amamzing.
Curses! They're onto me! ;)
Told you so! But do you listen? Nooooo...
Well, you have to understand that it wasn't a good idea to bring this up when I
was in the middle of a baby sacrifice! Excuse me for being preoccupied ;)
Pshaw! Next you'll try that lame excuse "I was drunk on the blood of
living" or something...
WHAT?!? How DARE you!!
Tipsy maybe, but never drunk. I know my limits!
Riiight. I *heard what went on in Lucifer's office during that *last party...
WHAT?!?!? That's outrageous! Why, I never!
Hey, at least I wasn't sitting on the copier and later handing out buttprints!
:D
I haven't a *clue what you're talking about!
I'm not surprised - You were totally hammered ;)
See? There *are advantages to being too drunk to remember!
--
Mark K. Bilbo
From alt.atheism only
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Halloween Chick Tract |
01 Oct 2003 05:48:13 PM |
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On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 17:47:47 -0500, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 17:19:26 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.10.01.16.31.15.135628@eac.org>, Mark K. Bilbo says...
On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 14:52:13 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.10.01.00.54.35.803781@eac.org>, Mark K. Bilbo says...
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 12:45:34 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.09.30.12.01.48.398307@stopspam.net>, MarkA says...
The other day, my surfing took me to the ever-popular Jack Chick Tracts
web site (http://www.chick.com). With Halloween coming up, we will soon
have to endure the annual tirade from the Xtian fundies about the evils of
that popular holiday. What amused me was the tract titled, "The Trick",
showing "Halloween's origin and real purpose."
In panel 6, the High Priestess says, "This year, we will concentrate more
on the special incantations needed to place curses on the treats which
will influence the children eating them."
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. There are people living on the
same planet as I do who believe that you can "curse" candy, and make the
children eating it turn into little Satanists. Amamzing.
Curses! They're onto me! ;)
Told you so! But do you listen? Nooooo...
Well, you have to understand that it wasn't a good idea to bring this up when I
was in the middle of a baby sacrifice! Excuse me for being preoccupied ;)
Pshaw! Next you'll try that lame excuse "I was drunk on the blood of
living" or something...
WHAT?!? How DARE you!!
Tipsy maybe, but never drunk. I know my limits!
Riiight. I *heard what went on in Lucifer's office during that *last party...
Oh, wait. That was me.
Never mind...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
From alt.atheism only
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| User: "Kermit" |
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| Title: Re: Halloween Chick Tract |
30 Sep 2003 01:27:32 PM |
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Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message news:<OVeeb.22415$cJ5.3206@www.newsranger.com>...
In article <pan.2003.09.30.12.01.48.398307@stopspam.net>, MarkA says...
The other day, my surfing took me to the ever-popular Jack Chick Tracts
web site (http://www.chick.com). With Halloween coming up, we will soon
have to endure the annual tirade from the Xtian fundies about the evils of
that popular holiday. What amused me was the tract titled, "The Trick",
showing "Halloween's origin and real purpose."
In panel 6, the High Priestess says, "This year, we will concentrate more
on the special incantations needed to place curses on the treats which
will influence the children eating them."
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. There are people living on the
same planet as I do who believe that you can "curse" candy, and make the
children eating it turn into little Satanists. Amamzing.
Curses! They're onto me! ;)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
I was driving with my 16 YO daughter in the car, and explained that
some Americans actually believe that reading Harry Potter or
celebrating Halloween will lead to Satan giving children evil, magical
powers.
She thought for a second, and said "Kewl!"
--- Kermit
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Halloween Chick Tract |
30 Sep 2003 02:19:17 PM |
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In article <1575bfdc.0309301027.939f13d@posting.google.com>, Kermit says...
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message news:<OVeeb.22415$cJ5.3206@www.newsranger.com>...
In article <pan.2003.09.30.12.01.48.398307@stopspam.net>, MarkA says...
The other day, my surfing took me to the ever-popular Jack Chick Tracts
web site (http://www.chick.com). With Halloween coming up, we will soon
have to endure the annual tirade from the Xtian fundies about the evils of
that popular holiday. What amused me was the tract titled, "The Trick",
showing "Halloween's origin and real purpose."
In panel 6, the High Priestess says, "This year, we will concentrate more
on the special incantations needed to place curses on the treats which
will influence the children eating them."
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. There are people living on the
same planet as I do who believe that you can "curse" candy, and make the
children eating it turn into little Satanists. Amamzing.
Curses! They're onto me! ;)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
I was driving with my 16 YO daughter in the car, and explained that
some Americans actually believe that reading Harry Potter or
celebrating Halloween will lead to Satan giving children evil, magical
powers.
She thought for a second, and said "Kewl!"
LOL - I like you daughter! :)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: Halloween Chick Tract |
30 Sep 2003 05:15:35 PM |
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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 11:27:32 +0000, Kermit wrote:
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:<OVeeb.22415$cJ5.3206@www.newsranger.com>...
In article <pan.2003.09.30.12.01.48.398307@stopspam.net>, MarkA says...
The other day, my surfing took me to the ever-popular Jack Chick Tracts
web site (http://www.chick.com). With Halloween coming up, we will
soon have to endure the annual tirade from the Xtian fundies about the
evils of that popular holiday. What amused me was the tract titled,
"The Trick", showing "Halloween's origin and real purpose."
In panel 6, the High Priestess says, "This year, we will concentrate
more on the special incantations needed to place curses on the treats
which will influence the children eating them."
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. There are people living on the
same planet as I do who believe that you can "curse" candy, and make
the children eating it turn into little Satanists. Amamzing.
Curses! They're onto me! ;)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
I was driving with my 16 YO daughter in the car, and explained that some
Americans actually believe that reading Harry Potter or celebrating
Halloween will lead to Satan giving children evil, magical powers.
She thought for a second, and said "Kewl!"
--- Kermit
If she decides to read Harry Potter, have her conjure up a nice Ferrari
for me, will ya? I've read all the HP books, tried all the spells, and
the best I can manage is to get the cat to use the litter box about 40% of
the time.
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "Mekkala" |
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| Title: Re: Halloween Chick Tract |
01 Oct 2003 01:33:43 PM |
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On 30 Sep 2003, "MarkA" <manthony@stopspam.net> screwed up his face,
groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:pan.2003.09.30.22.15.21.274859@stopspam.net:
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 11:27:32 +0000, Kermit wrote:
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:<OVeeb.22415$cJ5.3206@www.newsranger.com>...
In article <pan.2003.09.30.12.01.48.398307@stopspam.net>, MarkA
says...
The other day, my surfing took me to the ever-popular Jack Chick
Tracts web site (http://www.chick.com). With Halloween coming up,
we will soon have to endure the annual tirade from the Xtian
fundies about the evils of that popular holiday. What amused me
was the tract titled, "The Trick", showing "Halloween's origin and
real purpose."
In panel 6, the High Priestess says, "This year, we will
concentrate more on the special incantations needed to place curses
on the treats which will influence the children eating them."
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. There are people living on
the same planet as I do who believe that you can "curse" candy, and
make the children eating it turn into little Satanists. Amamzing.
Curses! They're onto me! ;)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
I was driving with my 16 YO daughter in the car, and explained that
some Americans actually believe that reading Harry Potter or
celebrating Halloween will lead to Satan giving children evil,
magical powers.
She thought for a second, and said "Kewl!"
--- Kermit
If she decides to read Harry Potter, have her conjure up a nice
Ferrari for me, will ya? I've read all the HP books, tried all the
spells, and the best I can manage is to get the cat to use the litter
box about 40% of the time.
Oh, I can do better than that. I've gotten my cat to use the litter box
100% of the time. What I *can't* get him to do is refrain from
scattering litter over a 20-foot radius every time he uses it.
--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly
realized I was talking to myself!"
--Peter O'Toole.
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: Halloween Chick Tract |
02 Oct 2003 06:56:44 AM |
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On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 18:33:43 +0000, Mekkala wrote:
On 30 Sep 2003, "MarkA" <manthony@stopspam.net> screwed up his face,
groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:pan.2003.09.30.22.15.21.274859@stopspam.net:
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 11:27:32 +0000, Kermit wrote:
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:<OVeeb.22415$cJ5.3206@www.newsranger.com>...
In article <pan.2003.09.30.12.01.48.398307@stopspam.net>, MarkA
says...
The other day, my surfing took me to the ever-popular Jack Chick
Tracts web site (http://www.chick.com). With Halloween coming up, we
will soon have to endure the annual tirade from the Xtian fundies
about the evils of that popular holiday. What amused me was the
tract titled, "The Trick", showing "Halloween's origin and real
purpose."
In panel 6, the High Priestess says, "This year, we will concentrate
more on the special incantations needed to place curses on the treats
which will influence the children eating them."
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. There are people living on
the same planet as I do who believe that you can "curse" candy, and
make the children eating it turn into little Satanists. Amamzing.
Curses! They're onto me! ;)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
I was driving with my 16 YO daughter in the car, and explained that
some Americans actually believe that reading Harry Potter or
celebrating Halloween will lead to Satan giving children evil, magical
powers.
She thought for a second, and said "Kewl!"
--- Kermit
If she decides to read Harry Potter, have her conjure up a nice Ferrari
for me, will ya? I've read all the HP books, tried all the spells, and
the best I can manage is to get the cat to use the litter box about 40%
of the time.
Oh, I can do better than that. I've gotten my cat to use the litter box
100% of the time. What I *can't* get him to do is refrain from scattering
litter over a 20-foot radius every time he uses it.
He's just trying to make the whole world into his litter box. That way,
he won't have to walk so far the next time he has to take a dump.
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "Cyberia" |
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30 Sep 2003 10:20:36 PM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
Curses! They're onto me! ;)
EEEWWW! Do ya want us to get them off of you? ;-)
--
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SeeYa !
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Hello....... Is this thing on ?
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Halloween Chick Tract |
01 Oct 2003 08:41:24 AM |
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In article <9Areb.15256$M66.2638@fe12.atl2.webusenet.com>, Cyberia says...
Robibnikoff wrote:
Curses! They're onto me! ;)
EEEWWW! Do ya want us to get them off of you? ;-)
They're WHAT?!?!? <looks down>
Eeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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| Title: Re: Halloween Chick Tract |
30 Sep 2003 09:41:24 AM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.09.30.12.01.48.398307@stopspam.net>, MarkA says...
The other day, my surfing took me to the ever-popular Jack Chick Tracts
web site (http://www.chick.com). With Halloween coming up, we will soon
have to endure the annual tirade from the Xtian fundies about the evils of
that popular holiday. What amused me was the tract titled, "The Trick",
showing "Halloween's origin and real purpose."
In panel 6, the High Priestess says, "This year, we will concentrate more
on the special incantations needed to place curses on the treats which
will influence the children eating them."
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. There are people living on the
same planet as I do who believe that you can "curse" candy, and make the
children eating it turn into little Satanists. Amamzing.
Curses! They're onto me! ;)
To quote the leftovers in my refrigerator: "Foiled again!"
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
Is your faith so weak and your god so powerless
that, without government endorsement of your
religion, all hell will break loose?
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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| Title: Re: Halloween Chick Tract |
30 Sep 2003 10:53:58 AM |
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Lo, many moons past, on Tue, 30 Sep 2003 07:41:24 -0700, a stranger
called by some Gregory Gadow <techbear@serv.net> came forth and told
this tale in alt.atheism
To quote the leftovers in my refrigerator: "Foiled again!"
I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to hurt you now.
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Ezekiel 13:20 "Wherefore thus saith the
Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows"
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Halloween Chick Tract |
30 Sep 2003 11:22:54 AM |
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In article <io9jnvk5rj6jg9o2l2d48fr4d4bl2edork@4ax.com>, Douglas Berry says...
Lo, many moons past, on Tue, 30 Sep 2003 07:41:24 -0700, a stranger
called by some Gregory Gadow <techbear@serv.net> came forth and told
this tale in alt.atheism
To quote the leftovers in my refrigerator: "Foiled again!"
I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to hurt you now.
Hold on, I'm coming with you <fires up wand and pulls athame out of its holder>
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Halloween Chick Tract |
30 Sep 2003 07:55:38 PM |
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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 16:22:54 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <io9jnvk5rj6jg9o2l2d48fr4d4bl2edork@4ax.com>, Douglas Berry says...
Lo, many moons past, on Tue, 30 Sep 2003 07:41:24 -0700, a stranger
called by some Gregory Gadow <techbear@serv.net> came forth and told
this tale in alt.atheism
To quote the leftovers in my refrigerator: "Foiled again!"
I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to hurt you now.
Hold on, I'm coming with you <fires up wand and pulls athame out of its holder>
Oh, yeah, now that we're gonna burn somebody else, look who's all perky...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
From alt.atheism only
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