KERRY IS A MEAN AND HUMORLESS LIBERAL SOURPUSS!
Proving once again how out-of-touch and pathetic his campaign has
become, John Kerry is now whining about a joke that President Bush
made Wednesday night at the 60th annual Radio and Television
Correspondents' dinner. This is a traditionally non-partisan
gathering presidents usually attend that is
known for comedy and people poking fun at themselves.
At the dinner, President Bush gave a speech in which he presented a
slideshow of various self-incriminating pictures, and he gave a
description of each. In one of the photos, Bush is seen looking
underneath a couch and he said "Those weapons of mass destruction have
got to be somewhere." The
crowd erupted in laughter, and everyone got the joke. The segment was
replayed on the morning news shows, and everyone laughed and got the
joke. That is, except Democratic sourpuss John Kerry, who didn't find
it a bit funny. It looks like 'ole Lurch's skiing vacation didn't do
a thing to loosen him up. He should really get that checked out.
Offended that someone else might actually be having some fun, the
Kerry campaign released a statement last night: "If George Bush thinks
his deceptive rationale for going to war is a laughing matter, then
he's even more out of touch than we thought." Boy, this guy would be
no fun at a party. Unfortunately for Senator Kerry, he is the one
that is out of touch. Everyone else thought it was funny.
I guess we just learned that John Kerry can't take a joke. Poor baby.
But wait! This just in! Kerry is upset about Bush's jokes at the
correspondent's dinner. But what about Kerry's joke back in 1998?
Matt Drudge has come up with a little joke that Kerry told back then
about the
first Bush administration. Kerry said: "Somebody told me the other
day that the Secret Service has orders that if George Bush is shot,
they're to shoot Quayle. There isn't any press here, is there?"
So ... Bush makes a joke about searching for weapons of mass
destruction in his office, and that's a real bad thing to John Kerry.
But it's quite OK for Kerry to make jokes about assassinating the Vice
President.
I think I get it now. This politics thing is sooooo confusing.
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Left-wing liberals are EVERYTHING they accuse the right of being. They
are mean, vicious, hateful, greedy, cold-hearted, closed-minded,
selfish, intolerant, bigoted and racist.
Liberals HATE America!
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