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"duke" |
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01 Apr 2004 05:52:50 PM |
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Happy Atheist Holiday |
April Fool's day is the only atheist holiday on record.
Psalm 14
1 The fool says in his heart,
"There is no God."
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| User: "Yang, AthD\h.c" |
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| Title: Surprise! ***** Little Chickenhawk Draft Dodger "Didn't Want to Go" To Vietnam (But Is More Patriotic Than Bill Clinton) |
02 Apr 2004 02:19:50 AM |
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"duke" <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in message
news:5vki609f0ieglkd26debhtqmqjab4cqkrr@4ax.com...
Ahhhh. Much like all those college kids were more valuable in college.
But I don't mean to sound snide; Vietnam was not a popular war, and I
can't blame anybody for wanting not to go. Still, you seem to be very
much a proponent of joining the Armed Forces-- why is it you never
served in uniform?
I answered why I didn't above.
Now, did I want to go? Hell no.
Awwwww, what a good little rightwing patriot, asking other to go join the
marines but couldn't be bothered when given the chance. Oh, that's right,
the government "wanted" you to not go to Vietnam. What a f-u-c-k-i-n-g
coincidence.
Why am I not surprised? Given a chance to "be a man" (to parapharse your own
exhortaion), you ***** chickened out. So who is your hero? Brave Sir Robin?
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Socerey Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.2 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: -3 million jobs and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -598 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "John Baker" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Atheist Holiday |
02 Apr 2004 12:26:55 AM |
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"duke" <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in message
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Bite me, you stupid piece of *****.
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| User: "I H H" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Atheist Holiday |
02 Apr 2004 03:09:02 AM |
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"John Baker" <nunya@bizniz.net> wrote in message
news:PI7bc.109437$8G2.19512@fe3.columbus.rr.com...
Bite me, you stupid piece of *****.
Hey Look! A Christian!
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Atheist Holiday |
02 Apr 2004 05:34:46 AM |
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On Fri, 02 Apr 2004 06:26:55 GMT, "John Baker" <nunya@bizniz.net> wrote:
"duke" <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in message
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Bite me, you stupid piece of *****.
Haahaahaahaahaa.
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| User: "PaulAbeles" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Atheist Holiday |
01 Apr 2004 08:27:04 PM |
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"duke" <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in message
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April Fool's day is the only atheist holiday on record.
Since when has April 1 been a holiday?
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Atheist Holiday |
02 Apr 2004 05:32:12 AM |
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On Fri, 02 Apr 2004 02:27:04 GMT, "PaulAbeles" <sirpaul@buckhouse.windsor.uk>
wrote:
"duke" <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in message
news:spap60pv6g8mge4q0i77jl2fn4g3eip63m@4ax.com...
April Fool's day is the only atheist holiday on record.
Since when has April 1 been a holiday?
You mean all atheists don't celebrate the day?
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| User: "Walking on Glass" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Atheist Holiday |
01 Apr 2004 06:11:46 PM |
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And it came to pass that duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> did write in
alt.atheism, news:spap60pv6g8mge4q0i77jl2fn4g3eip63m@4ax.com:
April Fool's day is the only atheist holiday on record.
I prefer February 12th (Darwin Day).
Psalm 14
1 The fool says in his heart,
"There is no God."
If even a fool can work it out, what's your problem?
--
Walking on Glass (remove NOSPAM to email me)
AA #2053 Zymurgist #12
"If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray or
you can inoculate...Try science"
Carl Sagan - "The Demon-Haunted World"
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| User: "The other Donald" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Atheist Holiday |
02 Apr 2004 12:19:09 AM |
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"Walking on Glass" <walking_on_glass@hotmailNOSPAM.com> wrote in message
news:Xns94BFC2F529E2walkingonglasshotmai@195.92.193.157...
And it came to pass that duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> did write in
alt.atheism, news:spap60pv6g8mge4q0i77jl2fn4g3eip63m@4ax.com:
April Fool's day is the only atheist holiday on record.
I prefer February 12th (Darwin Day).
Psalm 14
1 The fool says in his heart,
"There is no God."
"A wise man says it to the world" (shamelessly stolen from Bilbo's tagline)
-Donald in Austin
AA #2104
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| User: "Don Kresch" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Atheist Holiday |
01 Apr 2004 07:31:47 PM |
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In alt.atheism on Thu, 01 Apr 2004 17:52:50 -0600, duke
<duckgumbo32@cox.net> let us all know that:
April Fool's day is the only atheist holiday on record.
*yawn*. You could try some original material, maybe?
Psalm 14
1 The fool says in his heart,
"There is no God."
Matt 5:22
"Anyone who calls another 'you fool' shall be liable to burn in
hellfire."
Don
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aa #51, Knight of BAAWA, DNRC o-, Member of the [H]orde
Atheist Minister for St. Dogbert.
"No being is so important that he can usurp the rights of another"
Picard to Data/Graves "The Schizoid Man"
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Atheist Holiday |
02 Apr 2004 08:34:39 AM |
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Don Kresch <ROT13.qxerfpu@jv.ee.pbz.com> astounded us with:
news:tsgp601v08qg77fnr92l3ahrd61uaqcpc5@4ax.com:
In alt.atheism on Thu, 01 Apr 2004 17:52:50 -0600, duke
<duckgumbo32@cox.net> let us all know that:
April Fool's day is the only atheist holiday on record.
*yawn*. You could try some original material, maybe?
C'mon Don, it IS Puke, he's doing his best...
--
Phÿltêr
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
http://afjc.clickhalah.com/forum/index.php
Change "freeway" to "hotmail" to respond
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Atheist Holiday |
01 Apr 2004 06:26:28 PM |
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In article <spap60pv6g8mge4q0i77jl2fn4g3eip63m@4ax.com>, duke says...
April Fool's day is the only atheist holiday on record.
Psalm 14
1 The fool says in his heart,
"There is no God."
My, how original.
So, tell us the verse where it states in the bible that April 1st is an atheist
holiday.
Anytime you're ready.
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Meteorite Debris" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Atheist Holiday |
01 Apr 2004 10:18:32 PM |
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On Thu, 01 Apr 2004 17:52:50 -0600 the ET form known as
duke<duckgumbo32@cox.net> sent a radio signal across the vast expanse
of deep space -._.--._.--._.--._.--._.--._.
April Fool's day is the only atheist holiday on record.
Psalm 14
1 The fool says in his heart,
"There is no God."
"whoever shall say thou fool shall be in danger of hellfire" Matt 5:22
I guess Duke boy things will be pretty warm for you in the after life.
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epicurus1*at*optusnet*dot*com*dot*au
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet -
Evil Atheist Conspiracy
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~pk1956/
Shhh. Be very quiet, I'm hunting automorons. Heh heh.
"Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever
conceived." - Isaac Asimov
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Atheist Holiday |
02 Apr 2004 05:32:52 AM |
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On Fri, 2 Apr 2004 13:48:32 +0930, Meteorite Debris <abuse@yahoo.com> wrote:
On Thu, 01 Apr 2004 17:52:50 -0600 the ET form known as
duke<duckgumbo32@cox.net> sent a radio signal across the vast expanse
of deep space -._.--._.--._.--._.--._.--._.
April Fool's day is the only atheist holiday on record.
Psalm 14
1 The fool says in his heart,
"There is no God."
"whoever shall say thou fool shall be in danger of hellfire" Matt 5:22
I guess Duke boy things will be pretty warm for you in the after life.
Why? I just quoted the bible.
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| User: "Don Kresch" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Atheist Holiday |
02 Apr 2004 06:34:53 AM |
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In alt.atheism on Fri, 02 Apr 2004 05:32:52 -0600, duke
<duckgumbo32@cox.net> let us all know that:
On Fri, 2 Apr 2004 13:48:32 +0930, Meteorite Debris <abuse@yahoo.com> wrote:
On Thu, 01 Apr 2004 17:52:50 -0600 the ET form known as
duke<duckgumbo32@cox.net> sent a radio signal across the vast expanse
of deep space -._.--._.--._.--._.--._.--._.
April Fool's day is the only atheist holiday on record.
Psalm 14
1 The fool says in his heart,
"There is no God."
"whoever shall say thou fool shall be in danger of hellfire" Matt 5:22
I guess Duke boy things will be pretty warm for you in the after life.
Why? I just quoted the bible.
So did Meteorite Debris. Guess you have a problem, don't you?
Don
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aa #51, Knight of BAAWA, DNRC o-, Member of the [H]orde
Atheist Minister for St. Dogbert.
"No being is so important that he can usurp the rights of another"
Picard to Data/Graves "The Schizoid Man"
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Atheist Holiday |
04 Apr 2004 08:38:57 AM |
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On Fri, 02 Apr 2004 12:34:53 GMT, Don Kresch <ROT13.qxerfpu@jv.ee.pbz.com>
wrote:
I guess Duke boy things will be pretty warm for you in the after life.
Why? I just quoted the bible.
So did Meteorite Debris. Guess you have a problem, don't you?
Don
Nope. Read both and understand.
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| User: "Daniel Kolle" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Atheist Holiday |
02 Apr 2004 05:13:07 PM |
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On Thu, 01 Apr 2004 17:52:50 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> thought
hard and said:
April Fool's day is the only atheist holiday on record.
Psalm 14
1 The fool says in his heart,
"There is no God."
Matthew 5:22, duke.
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-Daniel "Mr. Brevity" Kolle; 16 A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo, Yo-Yo Ma, Gustav Mahler, and Krzysztof Penderecki are my Gods.
Madly Insane EAC Scientist.
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Atheist Holiday |
03 Apr 2004 07:06:19 AM |
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On Fri, 02 Apr 2004 17:13:07 -0600, Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote:
On Thu, 01 Apr 2004 17:52:50 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> thought
hard and said:
April Fool's day is the only atheist holiday on record.
Psalm 14
1 The fool says in his heart,
"There is no God."
Matthew 5:22, duke.
Psalms 14:1, dk.
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| User: "Daniel Kolle" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Atheist Holiday |
03 Apr 2004 11:15:18 AM |
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On Sat, 03 Apr 2004 07:06:19 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> thought
hard and said:
On Fri, 02 Apr 2004 17:13:07 -0600, Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote:
On Thu, 01 Apr 2004 17:52:50 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> thought
hard and said:
April Fool's day is the only atheist holiday on record.
Psalm 14
1 The fool says in his heart,
"There is no God."
Matthew 5:22, duke.
Psalms 14:1, dk.
Sounds like God is in Hell then.
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-Daniel "Mr. Brevity" Kolle; 16 A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo, Yo-Yo Ma, Gustav Mahler, and Krzysztof Penderecki are my Gods.
Madly Insane EAC Scientist.
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Atheist Holiday |
04 Apr 2004 08:39:29 AM |
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On Sat, 03 Apr 2004 11:15:18 -0600, Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote:
On Sat, 03 Apr 2004 07:06:19 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> thought
hard and said:
On Fri, 02 Apr 2004 17:13:07 -0600, Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote:
On Thu, 01 Apr 2004 17:52:50 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> thought
hard and said:
April Fool's day is the only atheist holiday on record.
Psalm 14
1 The fool says in his heart,
"There is no God."
Matthew 5:22, duke.
Psalms 14:1, dk.
Sounds like God is in Hell then.
Why?
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| User: "Daniel Kolle" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Atheist Holiday |
04 Apr 2004 02:35:01 PM |
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On Sun, 04 Apr 2004 08:39:29 -0500, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> thought
hard and said:
On Sat, 03 Apr 2004 11:15:18 -0600, Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote:
On Sat, 03 Apr 2004 07:06:19 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> thought
hard and said:
On Fri, 02 Apr 2004 17:13:07 -0600, Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote:
On Thu, 01 Apr 2004 17:52:50 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> thought
hard and said:
April Fool's day is the only atheist holiday on record.
Psalm 14
1 The fool says in his heart,
"There is no God."
Matthew 5:22, duke.
Psalms 14:1, dk.
Sounds like God is in Hell then.
Why?
Suffering from reading comprehension problems, duke?
--
-Daniel "Mr. Brevity" Kolle; 16 A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo, Yo-Yo Ma, Gustav Mahler, and Krzysztof Penderecki are my Gods.
Madly Insane EAC Scientist.
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| User: "BDK" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Atheist Holiday |
05 Apr 2004 03:57:58 AM |
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In article <kqo070h0gclfrbia6usi3r3n7h19cofpm8@4ax.com>,
DKolle@hotmail.com says...
On Sun, 04 Apr 2004 08:39:29 -0500, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> thought
hard and said:
On Sat, 03 Apr 2004 11:15:18 -0600, Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote:
On Sat, 03 Apr 2004 07:06:19 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> thought
hard and said:
On Fri, 02 Apr 2004 17:13:07 -0600, Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote:
On Thu, 01 Apr 2004 17:52:50 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> thought
hard and said:
April Fool's day is the only atheist holiday on record.
Psalm 14
1 The fool says in his heart,
"There is no God."
Matthew 5:22, duke.
Psalms 14:1, dk.
Sounds like God is in Hell then.
Why?
Suffering from reading comprehension problems, duke?
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-Daniel "Mr. Brevity" Kolle; 16 A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo, Yo-Yo Ma, Gustav Mahler, and Krzysztof Penderecki are my Gods.
Madly Insane EAC Scientist.
That's just the beginnings of the things Dooky is suffering from.
High gullibility. Dooky believes things are proven to be true, but is
unable to put the proof into words.
Unable to consistently make sense when posting.
Seems to be mildly autistic at times, like he's in his own little world.
Makes jokes nobody else gets, then gets defensive when asked what it
meant.
Seems to become aroused by thinking of atheists burning in hell.
He's a mess.
BDK
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| User: "Faith" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Atheist Holiday |
01 Apr 2004 06:14:41 PM |
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On Thu, 01 Apr 2004 17:52:50 -0600, duke wrote:
April Fool's day is the only atheist holiday on record.
Psalm 14
1 The fool says in his heart,
"There is no God."
You get your atheist holidays from the Bible? Screw that! Let's make up
some of our own!
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Atheist Holiday |
02 Apr 2004 05:31:03 AM |
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On Fri, 02 Apr 2004 00:14:41 GMT, Faith <Angelsbsbl@earthlink.net> wrote:
On Thu, 01 Apr 2004 17:52:50 -0600, duke wrote:
April Fool's day is the only atheist holiday on record.
Psalm 14
1 The fool says in his heart,
"There is no God."
You get your atheist holidays from the Bible? Screw that! Let's make up
some of our own!
You date your documents according to the bible.
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| User: "Graham Kennedy" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Atheist Holiday |
02 Apr 2004 11:28:00 AM |
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duke wrote:
On Fri, 02 Apr 2004 00:14:41 GMT, Faith <Angelsbsbl@earthlink.net> wrote:
On Thu, 01 Apr 2004 17:52:50 -0600, duke wrote:
April Fool's day is the only atheist holiday on record.
Psalm 14
1 The fool says in his heart,
"There is no God."
You get your atheist holidays from the Bible? Screw that! Let's make up
some of our own!
You date your documents according to the bible.
I date *my* documents according using Stardates!
--
Graham Kennedy
Creator and Author,
Daystrom Institute Technical Library
http://www.ditl.org
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| User: "Llanzlan Klazmon The 15th" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Atheist Holiday |
01 Apr 2004 10:20:06 PM |
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duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in
news:spap60pv6g8mge4q0i77jl2fn4g3eip63m@4ax.com:
April Fool's day is the only atheist holiday on record.
Psalm 14
1 The fool says in his heart,
"There is no God."
2 The wise man tells the world there is no god.
LK
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| User: "Ash" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Atheist Holiday |
02 Apr 2004 11:58:04 AM |
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duke wrote:
April Fool's day is the only atheist holiday on record.
Psalm 14
1 The fool says in his heart,
"There is no God."
I suppose you are technically a fucktard, not a fool, which is why you
are unable to grasp that simple concept
--
#1636
Not BAAWA
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