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User: "Rhyanon"
Date: 27 Mar 2005 08:16:06 AM
Object: happy Eostre, you deluded fuckwits
COMMENTARY
Dee: Some Christians now admit: Jesus is not risen
James H. Dee, LOCAL CONTRIBUTOR
Thursday, March 24, 2005
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Once again, Christians retell "The Easter Story," and once again they remain
blissfully unaware that, like "The Christmas Story," it has disintegrated
under critical scrutiny that began with David Friedrich Strauss in 1835. One
problem involves the "reality" of the Resurrection and another involves the
morality of redemption through torture and death - topics few pastors will
raise in their Sunday sermons.
The problem of historicity emerges with characteristic directness in Paul's
remark, "If Christ is not risen, your faith is in vain" (Corinthians 1:14).
For most people, this is a simple issue, since the Resurrection - the
central and uniquely defining element in Christianity - is widely supposed
to be a historical fact. But a growing number of Christian scholars have
come to regard this belief as falsified by the biblical texts themselves.
The clearest sign of trouble is invisible in an ordinary Bible but glaringly
evident in a "harmony" of the Synoptic Gospels (i.e. Mark and the partially
derivative Matthew and Luke), where the various episodes, which occur in
disconcertingly different sequences, are brought together, phrase by phrase,
in triple-column layout. Many events occur in lock-step, with verbatim
repetition, showing that Matthew and Luke had versions of Mark at hand or
memorized.
But this triple attestation vanishes in the Resurrection narratives: the
Bribing of the Guard, the Road to Emmaus, the Appearances to the Eleven
(Jerusalem in Luke; Galilee in Matthew), Doubting Thomas and the Ascension
are all "isolates" - and even the three tellings of the Easter Morning
stories have irreconcilable contradictions. The 79 Catholic and Protestant
scholars of the controversial Jesus Seminar concluded that all those
episodes are completely fictional ("The Acts of Jesus" pages 465-95). They
also declared, using red letters to indicate their high level of certainty,
"The Resurrection of Jesus did not involve the resuscitation of a corpse. .
.. . The body of Jesus decayed as do other corpses" (pages 461-2).
In his new book, "The Resurrection of Christ: A Historical Inquiry," the
eminent New Testament scholar Gerd Lüdemann incisively demolishes the
Resurrection accounts, including the visions of Peter and Paul. He states,
with remarkable forthrightness, "For 2,000 years an abiding faith in Jesus'
Resurrection has displayed enormous power, but because of its utter
groundlessness we must now acknowledge that it has all along been a
worldwide historical hoax."
The once-solid façade of conventional belief is crumbling from within, and
it is increasingly apparent that the founding event of Christianity can be
defended only through ignorance or dishonesty. And there is an even more
serious problem, independent of historical arguments: What is the moral
sense of using physical torture and death of one person as expiation for
offenses against divinity committed by millions?
It seems obvious that Jesus' comparatively mild and brief suffering cannot
be enough to compensate for the sins of countless believers, especially
since Christian doctrine has long asserted that only extreme, eternal
torment will suffice if individual sinners choose to be resolutely ethical
and, in the vogue phrase, "accept personal responsibility" for their
actions.
Those who saw Mel Gibson's "Passion of the Christ" may wonder at the words
"comparatively mild and brief." But the Gospels offer few details about the
maltreatment Jesus received, and thousands of unfortunates crucified by
Roman generals and governors (for example, 6,000 prisoners from Spartacus'
revolt in 71 BC) probably suffered similar preliminary abuse. Also, in Mark
alone, Pilate is surprised (and presumably disappointed) that Jesus died so
quickly - the Romans wanted their victims to die after several days of
agony.
However, the deeper issue is not the quantity of discomfort Jesus endured
but the whole concept of a naively anthropomorphic divinity, whose anger at
human failings can be placated only by raw physical pain and death. The 2002
edition of the "New Catholic Encyclopedia" has a 17-page, theologically
sophisticated article on "Redemption" - which unhesitatingly asserts that,
because of God's unrelenting hatred for sin, "satisfaction" must be exacted
corporeally, either from mankind or from Jesus, as if the cosmic deity had
the mentality of a gang-lord.
This notion deserves to be called primitive, tribal and -perhaps most
embarrassing for a supposedly omniscient, loving and creative entity -
supremely unimaginative in its fixation on brute cruelty.
As Lüdemann says, the fictionality of the Resurrection entails the falsehood
of Christianity, thus reversing Paul: Jesus is not risen, and his followers'
faith is in vain. The big question is: When will believers start to read the
Bible closely enough to discover the unsettling truth for themselves?
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dee is a visiting scholar in the classics department at the University of
Texas-Austin.
.

User: "Antagonist for God"

Title: Re: happy Eostre, you deluded fuckwits 18 Apr 2005 11:00:45 AM
On 18 Apr 2005 08:23:55 -0700, "someone4"
<glenn.spigel4@btinternet.com> spake thusly:

I thought Jesus said to Peter, "Upon this rock I build my Church".


"And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and
upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of
hell shall not prevail against it." - Matthew 16:18


Peter = petros - a piece of rock.
Rock = petra - a mass of rock.


"And I say also unto thee, That thou art a piece of
rock, and upon this massive rock I will build my
church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against
it." - Matthew 16:18




What language is this in, and what language did Jesus speak?


Does it matter? Are you questioning the Scripture now?


Well if the word play only exists in Greek for example and not in the
original language then I am questioning the translation yes. Obviously
it doesn't translate into English like Pastor Dave has translated it,
or rather the translations I have seen have not taken his
interpretation.

The "original language" is a claim made by RCC'ers that
cannot be supported. What we do know, is that we have
the Gospel of Matthew and you have two choices.
1) Believe the Bible.
2) Doubt the words, because a man at a much later time
wanted supreme authority over everyone else.
Of course, #2 means you must also doubt everything else
the Bible says, because the wording may be wrong and
also throw out Matthew 18:18, where Jesus gives the
same authority to all of the disciples.
Your choice.

Peter originally thought that only Jews could be
Christians. He was corrected (Acts 10). After that,
he did not feel that way anymore (Acts 10). Peter must
have begun to live and eat like a Gentile, which is why
Paul said what he said to him. Peter was being a
hypocrite, when those from James came around and he
started acting like he lived as a Jew.


It wasn't only that though, Paul said to Peter "How is it then, that
you force Gentiles to follow Jewish customs?"

Which suggests that Peter did say that everyone should follow the
Jewish Customs.

This happened only when those from James came around,
which doesn't detract from my point, but rather,
supports it and demonstrates further that Paul was
upset with Peter's hypocrisy.

I have shown you that Paul says that Peter said that,
and that God said a similar thing to Moses, "You must
have the same regulations for the alien and the native-born."


Paul never said to Peter, "All must be under the Jewish
laws". Paul simply told Peter to stop being a
hypocrite. Don't live like a Gentile and then pretend
to be living like a Jew when those from James come
around. Paul did not say that Peter living like a
Gentile was wrong. He said that Peter's hypocrisy in
the matter was wrong.


It was not that Paul said to Peter anything about being under Jewish
law. It was that Peter said that followers of God should be under God's
laws, and God said to Moses pretty much the same thing, "You must have
the same regulations for the alien and the native-born."

You cannot show Peter saying those words. All you can
show, is that Peter was obviously intimidated by James
and that when those from James came around, Peter
started acting like he lived under the Law and got
others to do it as well, because he was intimidated by
James. This shows clearly, that if an argument could
be made for one person being the head of the church, it
would have been James, not Peter. Otherwise, Peter
wouldn't have cared what James thought and would have
put those who came from him in their place when they
arrived. Your claim is not accurate and the Scriptures
that you bring up only help defeat your points, not
support them.

Peter was given authority to talk for Jesus from Jesus himself
according to the scripture. Paul had never even met Jesus, and we only
have his word for it that he wasn't still working for the Romans,
although later I think he claimed there were witnesses.

Nowhere did Jesus say, "You are given authority to
speak for Me on Earth and you're running the church".
That is a false statement that cannot be supported by
Scripture.
--
Antagonist for God
Silence in the Face of Doctrinal Criticism is Suicide
http://www.ecclesia.org/truth/solution.html
.
User: "someone4"

Title: Re: happy Eostre, you deluded fuckwits 18 Apr 2005 05:38:56 PM
<snip>

The "original language" is a claim made by RCC'ers that
cannot be supported. What we do know, is that we have
the Gospel of Matthew and you have two choices.
1)Believe the Bible.

I think Pastor Dave was just saying that it could be translated
differently, and thus have a different meaning, I was just questioning
his translation. I am quite happy to go by a standard translation like:
"And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I
will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against
it." - Matthew 16:18

2) Doubt the words, because a man at a much later time
wanted supreme authority over everyone else.
Of course, #2 means you must also doubt everything else
the Bible says, because the wording may be wrong and
also throw out Matthew 18:18, where Jesus gives the
same authority to all of the disciples.
Your choice.

I'm not sure what you're talking about here. I'm just taking Matthew
16:18 as translated above.
<snip>

It wasn't only that though, Paul said to Peter "How is it then, that
you force Gentiles to follow Jewish customs?"
Which suggests that Peter did say that everyone should follow the
Jewish Customs.

This happened only when those from James came around,
which doesn't detract from my point, but rather,
supports it and demonstrates further that Paul was
upset with Peter's hypocrisy.

I'm not disputing when it happened.
<snip>

It was not that Paul said to Peter anything about being under Jewish
law. It was that Peter said that followers of God should be under

God's

laws, and God said to Moses pretty much the same thing, "You must

have

the same regulations for the alien and the native-born."

You cannot show Peter saying those words. All you can
show, is that Peter was obviously intimidated by James
and that when those from James came around, Peter
started acting like he lived under the Law and got
others to do it as well, because he was intimidated by
James.

I can show Paul saying that Peter had been saying words to that effect:
When I saw that they were not acting in line with the truth of the
gospel, I said to Peter in front of them all, "You are a Jew, yet you
live like a Gentile and not like a Jew. How is it, then, that you force
Gentiles to follow Jewish customs?" (Galatians 2:14)
Pay particular attention to the last sentence, where Paul is accusing
Peter of forcing the Gentiles to follow Jewish customs. The customs are
supposedly the Law of God.
As I said, God said to Moses pretty much the same thing, "You must have
the same regulations for the alien and the native-born."

This shows clearly, that if an argument could
be made for one person being the head of the church, it
would have been James, not Peter. Otherwise, Peter
wouldn't have cared what James thought and would have
put those who came from him in their place when they
arrived.

Both Peter and James had been given permission to speak for Jesus, but
Jesus said to Peter that the Church of Christ would be built on him.
"And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I
will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against
it." - Matthew 16:18

Your claim is not accurate and the Scriptures
that you bring up only help defeat your points, not
support them.

I really don't see how.

Nowhere did Jesus say, "You are given authority to
speak for Me on Earth and you're running the church".
That is a false statement that cannot be supported by
Scripture.

What do you think Jesus is saying in Matthew 16: 17-19 ?
Jesus replied, "Blessed are you, Simon son of Jonah, for this was not
revealed to you by man, but by my Father in heaven. And I tell you that
you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates
of Hades will not overcome it. I will give you the keys of the kingdom
of heaven; whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven, and
whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven."
.
User: "Antagonist for God"

Title: Re: happy Eostre, you deluded fuckwits 18 Apr 2005 06:20:01 PM
On 18 Apr 2005 15:38:56 -0700, "someone4"
<glenn.spigel4@btinternet.com> spake thusly:

<snip>

The "original language" is a claim made by RCC'ers that
cannot be supported. What we do know, is that we have
the Gospel of Matthew and you have two choices.


1)Believe the Bible.


I think Pastor Dave was just saying that it could be translated
differently, and thus have a different meaning, I was just questioning
his translation. I am quite happy to go by a standard translation like:

"And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I
will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against
it." - Matthew 16:18

2) Doubt the words, because a man at a much later time
wanted supreme authority over everyone else.


Of course, #2 means you must also doubt everything else
the Bible says, because the wording may be wrong and
also throw out Matthew 18:18, where Jesus gives the
same authority to all of the disciples.
Your choice.


I'm not sure what you're talking about here. I'm just taking Matthew
16:18 as translated above.

No, you're not. The translation says "Peter", not
"rock". So if you're going to make a claim of
translation, then Jesus said nothing about Peter
running the church. Thus, the rock is something else.
The reality is, that Peter means a piece of rock and
the word rock means a massive rock, from the original
Greek.

It wasn't only that though, Paul said to Peter "How is it then, that
you force Gentiles to follow Jewish customs?"


Which suggests that Peter did say that everyone should follow the
Jewish Customs.


This happened only when those from James came around,
which doesn't detract from my point, but rather,
supports it and demonstrates further that Paul was
upset with Peter's hypocrisy.


I'm not disputing when it happened.

It is important when it happened, because it revealed
the reason.

It was not that Paul said to Peter anything about being under Jewish
law. It was that Peter said that followers of God should be under

God's

laws, and God said to Moses pretty much the same thing, "You must

have

the same regulations for the alien and the native-born."


You cannot show Peter saying those words. All you can
show, is that Peter was obviously intimidated by James
and that when those from James came around, Peter
started acting like he lived under the Law and got
others to do it as well, because he was intimidated by
James.


I can show Paul saying that Peter had been saying words to that effect:

When I saw that they were not acting in line with the truth of the
gospel, I said to Peter in front of them all, "You are a Jew, yet you
live like a Gentile and not like a Jew. How is it, then, that you force
Gentiles to follow Jewish customs?" (Galatians 2:14)

Pay particular attention to the last sentence, where Paul is accusing
Peter of forcing the Gentiles to follow Jewish customs. The customs are
supposedly the Law of God.

As I said, God said to Moses pretty much the same thing, "You must have
the same regulations for the alien and the native-born."

Pay attention to the fact that Peter did that, because
he was intimidated by those who came from James. You
keep trying to gloss over that fact. You also keep
glossing over the fact that Paul called it a
"dissimulation".

This shows clearly, that if an argument could
be made for one person being the head of the church, it
would have been James, not Peter. Otherwise, Peter
wouldn't have cared what James thought and would have
put those who came from him in their place when they
arrived.


Both Peter and James had been given permission to speak for Jesus, but
Jesus said to Peter that the Church of Christ would be built on him.

No, He didn't.

"And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I
will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against
it." - Matthew 16:18

If you're going to keep ignoring what I have said and
go in circles, then talk to yourself.

"Blessed are you, Simon son of Jonah, for this was not
revealed to you by man, but by my Father in heaven.

Revealed what?
"Thou art the Christ, the Son of the living God."
That is what the church is built on.
"And are built upon the foundation of the apostles and
prophets, Jesus Christ himself being the chief corner
stone;" - Ephesians 2:20
The cornerstone was the biggest stone. The passage
also says, "Apostles", plural. Not, "Peter as the
cornerstone and then the rest of the Apostles".
Rock = a massive rock.
Peter = a piece of rock
Two different things. And with that, I'm done. hear
it, deny it, your choice.
--
Antagonist for God
Silence in the Face of Doctrinal Criticism is Suicide
http://www.ecclesia.org/truth/solution.html
.
User: "someone4"

Title: Re: happy Eostre, you deluded fuckwits 18 Apr 2005 06:58:40 PM

And with that, I'm done. hear it, deny it, your choice.

I notice how you totally avoided the issue of how Peter preached that
Christians should follow Jewish customs, as shown by Paul saying to him
"How is it, then, that you force Gentiles to follow Jewish customs?"
I'd also be interested to hear the translation you accept of Matthew
16:18, and from which Bible you get it from.
.
User: "Antagonist for God"

Title: Re: happy Eostre, you deluded fuckwits 19 Apr 2005 10:41:46 AM
On 18 Apr 2005 16:58:40 -0700, "someone4"
<glenn.spigel4@btinternet.com> spake thusly:

And with that, I'm done. hear it, deny it, your choice.


I notice how you totally avoided the issue of how Peter preached that
Christians should follow Jewish customs, as shown by Paul saying to him
"How is it, then, that you force Gentiles to follow Jewish customs?"

I'd also be interested to hear the translation you accept of Matthew
16:18, and from which Bible you get it from.

You have already be3en given this information. You
insist on pretending with each response, that it was
never mentioned. That makes you a liar. As I said,
we're done.
--
Antagonist for God
Silence in the Face of Doctrinal Criticism is Suicide
http://www.ecclesia.org/truth/solution.html
.
User: "someone4"

Title: Re: happy Eostre, you deluded fuckwits 19 Apr 2005 10:51:27 AM

I notice how you totally avoided the issue of how Peter preached that
Christians should follow Jewish customs, as shown by Paul saying to

him

"How is it, then, that you force Gentiles to follow Jewish customs?"
I'd also be interested to hear the translation you accept of Matthew
16:18, and from which Bible you get it from.

You have already be3en given this information. You
insist on pretending with each response, that it was
never mentioned. That makes you a liar. As I said,
we're done.

The posts are up on usenet, and from the response you just gave, they
show you are the liar, not I.
.






User: "vera"

Title: Re: happy Eostre, you deluded fuckwits 27 Mar 2005 09:22:04 PM
Dear Rhyanon,
It's obvious that you are carrying your own cross and realising that
no one will be celebrating your journey uphill!
Vera Lexi
"Rhyanon" <pissoff@uberbitch.com> wrote in message
news:114dg1gcptfa8f3@corp.supernews.com...

COMMENTARY
Dee: Some Christians now admit: Jesus is not risen
James H. Dee, LOCAL CONTRIBUTOR


Thursday, March 24, 2005

--------------------------------------------------------------------------

-------

Once again, Christians retell "The Easter Story," and once again they

remain

blissfully unaware that, like "The Christmas Story," it has disintegrated
under critical scrutiny that began with David Friedrich Strauss in 1835.

One

problem involves the "reality" of the Resurrection and another involves

the

morality of redemption through torture and death - topics few pastors will
raise in their Sunday sermons.
The problem of historicity emerges with characteristic directness in

Paul's

remark, "If Christ is not risen, your faith is in vain" (Corinthians

1:14).

For most people, this is a simple issue, since the Resurrection - the
central and uniquely defining element in Christianity - is widely supposed
to be a historical fact. But a growing number of Christian scholars have
come to regard this belief as falsified by the biblical texts themselves.
The clearest sign of trouble is invisible in an ordinary Bible but

glaringly

evident in a "harmony" of the Synoptic Gospels (i.e. Mark and the

partially

derivative Matthew and Luke), where the various episodes, which occur in
disconcertingly different sequences, are brought together, phrase by

phrase,

in triple-column layout. Many events occur in lock-step, with verbatim
repetition, showing that Matthew and Luke had versions of Mark at hand or
memorized.
But this triple attestation vanishes in the Resurrection narratives: the
Bribing of the Guard, the Road to Emmaus, the Appearances to the Eleven
(Jerusalem in Luke; Galilee in Matthew), Doubting Thomas and the Ascension
are all "isolates" - and even the three tellings of the Easter Morning
stories have irreconcilable contradictions. The 79 Catholic and Protestant
scholars of the controversial Jesus Seminar concluded that all those
episodes are completely fictional ("The Acts of Jesus" pages 465-95). They
also declared, using red letters to indicate their high level of

certainty,

"The Resurrection of Jesus did not involve the resuscitation of a corpse.

..

. . The body of Jesus decayed as do other corpses" (pages 461-2).
In his new book, "The Resurrection of Christ: A Historical Inquiry," the
eminent New Testament scholar Gerd Lüdemann incisively demolishes the
Resurrection accounts, including the visions of Peter and Paul. He states,
with remarkable forthrightness, "For 2,000 years an abiding faith in

Jesus'

Resurrection has displayed enormous power, but because of its utter
groundlessness we must now acknowledge that it has all along been a
worldwide historical hoax."
The once-solid façade of conventional belief is crumbling from within, and
it is increasingly apparent that the founding event of Christianity can be
defended only through ignorance or dishonesty. And there is an even more
serious problem, independent of historical arguments: What is the moral
sense of using physical torture and death of one person as expiation for
offenses against divinity committed by millions?
It seems obvious that Jesus' comparatively mild and brief suffering cannot
be enough to compensate for the sins of countless believers, especially
since Christian doctrine has long asserted that only extreme, eternal
torment will suffice if individual sinners choose to be resolutely ethical
and, in the vogue phrase, "accept personal responsibility" for their
actions.
Those who saw Mel Gibson's "Passion of the Christ" may wonder at the words
"comparatively mild and brief." But the Gospels offer few details about

the

maltreatment Jesus received, and thousands of unfortunates crucified by
Roman generals and governors (for example, 6,000 prisoners from Spartacus'
revolt in 71 BC) probably suffered similar preliminary abuse. Also, in

Mark

alone, Pilate is surprised (and presumably disappointed) that Jesus died

so

quickly - the Romans wanted their victims to die after several days of
agony.
However, the deeper issue is not the quantity of discomfort Jesus endured
but the whole concept of a naively anthropomorphic divinity, whose anger

at

human failings can be placated only by raw physical pain and death. The

2002

edition of the "New Catholic Encyclopedia" has a 17-page, theologically
sophisticated article on "Redemption" - which unhesitatingly asserts that,
because of God's unrelenting hatred for sin, "satisfaction" must be

exacted

corporeally, either from mankind or from Jesus, as if the cosmic deity had
the mentality of a gang-lord.
This notion deserves to be called primitive, tribal and -perhaps most
embarrassing for a supposedly omniscient, loving and creative entity -
supremely unimaginative in its fixation on brute cruelty.
As Lüdemann says, the fictionality of the Resurrection entails the

falsehood

of Christianity, thus reversing Paul: Jesus is not risen, and his

followers'

faith is in vain. The big question is: When will believers start to read

the

Bible closely enough to discover the unsettling truth for themselves?
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dee is a visiting scholar in the classics department at the University of
Texas-Austin.


.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: happy Eostre, you deluded fuckwits 27 Mar 2005 09:25:24 PM
"vera" <veralexi@bigpond.com.au> wrote in message
news:wLK1e.15001$C7.299@news-server.bigpond.net.au...

Dear Rhyanon,

It's obvious that you are carrying your own cross and realising that
no one will be celebrating your journey uphill!

Vera Lexi

Well, isn't that special.
--
---------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
User: "Rhyanon"

Title: Re: happy Eostre, you deluded fuckwits 28 Mar 2005 07:30:28 AM
I will now do the Dance of Superiority! [ha cha cha cha]
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:3apbp1F6btssmU1@individual.net...


"vera" <veralexi@bigpond.com.au> wrote in message
news:wLK1e.15001$C7.299@news-server.bigpond.net.au...

Dear Rhyanon,

It's obvious that you are carrying your own cross and realising that
no one will be celebrating your journey uphill!

Vera Lexi


Well, isn't that special.
--
---------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557

.
User: "Barbaras Cat"

Title: Re: happy Eostre, you deluded fuckwits 28 Mar 2005 07:49:54 AM
In article <114g1nndb56auee@corp.supernews.com>,
Rhyanon <pissoff@uberbitch.com> said:

I will now do the Dance of Superiority! [ha cha cha cha]

Don't you mean "The Dance of Imaginary Victories"?
Childish moron kook.
--
Cm~
.



User: "Rhyanon"

Title: Re: happy Eostre, you deluded fuckwits 28 Mar 2005 07:29:55 AM
You can't think logically wothout spewing hysterical rhetoric, so go ***** a
shotgun and see if the imaginary being is waiting for you. Go on, hurry up.
You morons hoot and gibber about this wonderful heavenly kingdumb awaiting
your idiot asses, and yet, when it's time to go, you fucktards hoot and
gibber in TERROR of dying!
--
" The gods of the Disc have never bothered much about judging the souls of
the dead, and so people only go to hell if that's where they believe, in
their deepest heart, that they deserve to go. Which they won't do if they
don't know about it. This explains why it is so important to shoot
missionaries on sight."
"vera" <veralexi@bigpond.com.au> wrote in message
news:wLK1e.15001$C7.299@news-server.bigpond.net.au...

Dear Rhyanon,

It's obvious that you are carrying your own cross and realising that
no one will be celebrating your journey uphill!

Vera Lexi


"Rhyanon" <pissoff@uberbitch.com> wrote in message
news:114dg1gcptfa8f3@corp.supernews.com...

COMMENTARY
Dee: Some Christians now admit: Jesus is not risen
James H. Dee, LOCAL CONTRIBUTOR


Thursday, March 24, 2005

--------------------------------------------------------------------------

-------

Once again, Christians retell "The Easter Story," and once again they

remain

blissfully unaware that, like "The Christmas Story," it has disintegrated
under critical scrutiny that began with David Friedrich Strauss in 1835.

One

problem involves the "reality" of the Resurrection and another involves

the

morality of redemption through torture and death - topics few pastors
will
raise in their Sunday sermons.
The problem of historicity emerges with characteristic directness in

Paul's

remark, "If Christ is not risen, your faith is in vain" (Corinthians

1:14).

For most people, this is a simple issue, since the Resurrection - the
central and uniquely defining element in Christianity - is widely
supposed
to be a historical fact. But a growing number of Christian scholars have
come to regard this belief as falsified by the biblical texts themselves.
The clearest sign of trouble is invisible in an ordinary Bible but

glaringly

evident in a "harmony" of the Synoptic Gospels (i.e. Mark and the

partially

derivative Matthew and Luke), where the various episodes, which occur in
disconcertingly different sequences, are brought together, phrase by

phrase,

in triple-column layout. Many events occur in lock-step, with verbatim
repetition, showing that Matthew and Luke had versions of Mark at hand or
memorized.
But this triple attestation vanishes in the Resurrection narratives: the
Bribing of the Guard, the Road to Emmaus, the Appearances to the Eleven
(Jerusalem in Luke; Galilee in Matthew), Doubting Thomas and the
Ascension
are all "isolates" - and even the three tellings of the Easter Morning
stories have irreconcilable contradictions. The 79 Catholic and
Protestant
scholars of the controversial Jesus Seminar concluded that all those
episodes are completely fictional ("The Acts of Jesus" pages 465-95).
They
also declared, using red letters to indicate their high level of

certainty,

"The Resurrection of Jesus did not involve the resuscitation of a corpse.

.

. . The body of Jesus decayed as do other corpses" (pages 461-2).
In his new book, "The Resurrection of Christ: A Historical Inquiry," the
eminent New Testament scholar Gerd Lüdemann incisively demolishes the
Resurrection accounts, including the visions of Peter and Paul. He
states,
with remarkable forthrightness, "For 2,000 years an abiding faith in

Jesus'

Resurrection has displayed enormous power, but because of its utter
groundlessness we must now acknowledge that it has all along been a
worldwide historical hoax."
The once-solid façade of conventional belief is crumbling from within,
and
it is increasingly apparent that the founding event of Christianity can
be
defended only through ignorance or dishonesty. And there is an even more
serious problem, independent of historical arguments: What is the moral
sense of using physical torture and death of one person as expiation for
offenses against divinity committed by millions?
It seems obvious that Jesus' comparatively mild and brief suffering
cannot
be enough to compensate for the sins of countless believers, especially
since Christian doctrine has long asserted that only extreme, eternal
torment will suffice if individual sinners choose to be resolutely
ethical
and, in the vogue phrase, "accept personal responsibility" for their
actions.
Those who saw Mel Gibson's "Passion of the Christ" may wonder at the
words
"comparatively mild and brief." But the Gospels offer few details about

the

maltreatment Jesus received, and thousands of unfortunates crucified by
Roman generals and governors (for example, 6,000 prisoners from
Spartacus'
revolt in 71 BC) probably suffered similar preliminary abuse. Also, in

Mark

alone, Pilate is surprised (and presumably disappointed) that Jesus died

so

quickly - the Romans wanted their victims to die after several days of
agony.
However, the deeper issue is not the quantity of discomfort Jesus endured
but the whole concept of a naively anthropomorphic divinity, whose anger

at

human failings can be placated only by raw physical pain and death. The

2002

edition of the "New Catholic Encyclopedia" has a 17-page, theologically
sophisticated article on "Redemption" - which unhesitatingly asserts
that,
because of God's unrelenting hatred for sin, "satisfaction" must be

exacted

corporeally, either from mankind or from Jesus, as if the cosmic deity
had
the mentality of a gang-lord.
This notion deserves to be called primitive, tribal and -perhaps most
embarrassing for a supposedly omniscient, loving and creative entity -
supremely unimaginative in its fixation on brute cruelty.
As Lüdemann says, the fictionality of the Resurrection entails the

falsehood

of Christianity, thus reversing Paul: Jesus is not risen, and his

followers'

faith is in vain. The big question is: When will believers start to read

the

Bible closely enough to discover the unsettling truth for themselves?
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dee is a visiting scholar in the classics department at the University of
Texas-Austin.




.
User: "Mokosh"

Title: Re: happy Eostre, you deluded fuckwits 28 Mar 2005 08:38:37 AM
"Rhyanon" <pissoff@uberbitch.com> wrote in message
news:114g1mntn6vose1@corp.supernews.com...

You can't think logically wothout spewing hysterical rhetoric, so go *****

a

shotgun and see if the imaginary being is waiting for you. Go on, hurry

up.

You morons hoot and gibber about this wonderful heavenly kingdumb awaiting
your idiot asses, and yet, when it's time to go, you fucktards hoot and
gibber in TERROR of dying!

Hoot and Gibber? Aren't they a couple of country singers from the 50's?
Mok

--
" The gods of the Disc have never bothered much about judging the souls of
the dead, and so people only go to hell if that's where they believe, in
their deepest heart, that they deserve to go. Which they won't do if they
don't know about it. This explains why it is so important to shoot
missionaries on sight."

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Dear Rhyanon,

It's obvious that you are carrying your own cross and realising that
no one will be celebrating your journey uphill!

Vera Lexi


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-------

Once again, Christians retell "The Easter Story,"

snip
.
User: "Rhyanon"

Title: Re: happy Eostre, you deluded fuckwits 29 Mar 2005 07:22:23 AM
"Mokosh" <knuckleball@christless-ornery.net> wrote in message
news:HYqdnSAQl_LkitXfRVn-qw@qx.net...

"Rhyanon" <pissoff@uberbitch.com> wrote in message
news:114g1mntn6vose1@corp.supernews.com...

You can't think logically wothout spewing hysterical rhetoric, so go *****

a

shotgun and see if the imaginary being is waiting for you. Go on, hurry

up.

You morons hoot and gibber about this wonderful heavenly kingdumb
awaiting
your idiot asses, and yet, when it's time to go, you fucktards hoot and
gibber in TERROR of dying!


Hoot and Gibber? Aren't they a couple of country singers from the 50's?
Mok

Yeah, they opened for Flatt and Scruggs... Long time no see, woman! How goes
things?


--
" The gods of the Disc have never bothered much about judging the souls
of
the dead, and so people only go to hell if that's where they believe, in
their deepest heart, that they deserve to go. Which they won't do if they
don't know about it. This explains why it is so important to shoot
missionaries on sight."

"vera" <veralexi@bigpond.com.au> wrote in message
news:wLK1e.15001$C7.299@news-server.bigpond.net.au...

Dear Rhyanon,

It's obvious that you are carrying your own cross and realising that
no one will be celebrating your journey uphill!

Vera Lexi


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Thursday, March 24, 2005


-------------------------------------------------------------------------

-

-------

Once again, Christians retell "The Easter Story,"

snip


.
User: "Mokosh"

Title: Re: happy Eostre, you deluded fuckwits 29 Mar 2005 11:42:23 AM
"Rhyanon" <pissoff@uberbitch.com> wrote in message
news:114ilki7gs3oi43@corp.supernews.com...


"Mokosh" <knuckleball@christless-ornery.net> wrote in message
news:HYqdnSAQl_LkitXfRVn-qw@qx.net...

"Rhyanon" <pissoff@uberbitch.com> wrote in message
news:114g1mntn6vose1@corp.supernews.com...

You can't think logically wothout spewing hysterical rhetoric, so go

*****

a

shotgun and see if the imaginary being is waiting for you. Go on, hurry

up.

You morons hoot and gibber about this wonderful heavenly kingdumb
awaiting
your idiot asses, and yet, when it's time to go, you fucktards hoot

and

gibber in TERROR of dying!


Hoot and Gibber? Aren't they a couple of country singers from the 50's?
Mok


Yeah, they opened for Flatt and Scruggs... Long time no see, woman! How

goes

things?

SSDD.




--
" The gods of the Disc have never bothered much about judging the souls
of
the dead, and so people only go to hell if that's where they believe,

in

their deepest heart, that they deserve to go. Which they won't do if

they

don't know about it. This explains why it is so important to shoot
missionaries on sight."

"vera" <veralexi@bigpond.com.au> wrote in message
news:wLK1e.15001$C7.299@news-server.bigpond.net.au...

Dear Rhyanon,

It's obvious that you are carrying your own cross and realising that
no one will be celebrating your journey uphill!

Vera Lexi


"Rhyanon" <pissoff@uberbitch.com> wrote in message
news:114dg1gcptfa8f3@corp.supernews.com...

COMMENTARY
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James H. Dee, LOCAL CONTRIBUTOR


Thursday, March 24, 2005



------------------------------------------------------------------------

-

-

-------

Once again, Christians retell "The Easter Story,"

snip




.

User: "Mokosh"

Title: Re: happy Eostre, you deluded fuckwits 29 Mar 2005 11:56:11 AM
--
"Are we allowed to eat these men?"
"Rhyanon" <pissoff@uberbitch.com> wrote in message
news:114ilki7gs3oi43@corp.supernews.com...


"Mokosh" <knuckleball@christless-ornery.net> wrote in message
news:HYqdnSAQl_LkitXfRVn-qw@qx.net...

"Rhyanon" <pissoff@uberbitch.com> wrote in message
news:114g1mntn6vose1@corp.supernews.com...

You can't think logically wothout spewing hysterical rhetoric, so go

*****

a

shotgun and see if the imaginary being is waiting for you. Go on, hurry

up.

You morons hoot and gibber about this wonderful heavenly kingdumb
awaiting
your idiot asses, and yet, when it's time to go, you fucktards hoot

and

gibber in TERROR of dying!


Hoot and Gibber? Aren't they a couple of country singers from the 50's?
Mok


Yeah, they opened for Flatt and Scruggs... Long time no see, woman! How

goes

things?

I meant to say a bit more than SSDD!
Been wandering through the Mire of organized Religion. You know I'm not
really Anti anything...but you'd think after 2000 years there'd be some
semblance of unity among people who claim to worship the same God. One thing
about Pagans...they may fight like dogs but not one I know pretends to have
all the answers.
Mok

--
" The gods of the Disc have never bothered much about judging the souls
of
the dead, and so people only go to hell if that's where they believe,

in

their deepest heart, that they deserve to go. Which they won't do if

they

don't know about it. This explains why it is so important to shoot
missionaries on sight."

"vera" <veralexi@bigpond.com.au> wrote in message
news:wLK1e.15001$C7.299@news-server.bigpond.net.au...

Dear Rhyanon,

It's obvious that you are carrying your own cross and realising that
no one will be celebrating your journey uphill!

Vera Lexi


"Rhyanon" <pissoff@uberbitch.com> wrote in message
news:114dg1gcptfa8f3@corp.supernews.com...

COMMENTARY
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James H. Dee, LOCAL CONTRIBUTOR


Thursday, March 24, 2005



------------------------------------------------------------------------

-

-

-------

Once again, Christians retell "The Easter Story,"

snip




.





User: "Cleirach"

Title: Re: happy Eostre, you deluded fuckwits 27 Mar 2005 09:19:39 AM
On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 08:16:06 -0600, "Rhyanon" <pissoff@uberbitch.com>
wrote:

COMMENTARY
Dee: Some Christians now admit: Jesus is not risen
James H. Dee, LOCAL CONTRIBUTOR


Thursday, March 24, 2005

One little problem may have cropped up for those who follow the
Ostara/Eostre story, Rhy
" Fur flies over bunny theory
By SIMON BEVILACQUA
27mar05
IT'S official -- the Easter bunny story is not true.
The fable about the magical rabbit who brings eggs on Easter Sunday is
a fabrication.
Academics have scoured medieval history and found the story is based
on a lie.
They blame a meddling medieval monk for mucking up pagan history.
The mischievous monk literally made up a Saxon goddess who many today
erroneously believe is the basis of the Easter bunny story.
University of Tasmania academic Elizabeth Freeman said German
academics had searched extensively for clues to Easter tradition.
"They found it's all wrong," Dr Freeman, an expert on medieval
history, said.
The commonly believed story about the Easter bunny, as the magical
companion of the Saxon goddess Ostara, is repeated in books, poems and
extensively on websites.
That fallacious story says the Easter bunny's roots are buried in the
mythology of Germanic Saxon tribes.
The Saxons, in the first centuries after the death of Jesus, are said
to have celebrated the arrival of the pagan goddess Ostara.
The Sun King, according to the story, would journey across the sky in
his chariot bringing an end to winter.
Ostara, a beautiful spring maiden, then came to earth with a basket of
coloured eggs.
The goddess, helped by a magical rabbit, brought new life to dying
plants and flowers by hiding eggs under them.
When the Saxons moved into Britain in the fifth century, they took
their pagan ways with them.
Ostara then evolved into the Anglo-Saxon Oestre, goddess of dawn and
spring.
When Anglo-Saxons converted to Christianity and started to celebrate
the resurrection of Jesus, they combined the religious traditions.
The pagan Oestre celebration became today's Easter.
So when modern-day parents hid coloured eggs under plants in the
garden for their children, it was widely thought they had been
unwittingly re-enacting the ancient pagan myth of Ostara and her
rabbit. But this is all wrong, according to modern academic thought.
Dr Freeman said research shows the Ostara and Oestre story is
fundamentally flawed.
The goddess did not exist.
The earliest reference to goddess Ostara or Oestre is by a celebrated
medieval intellectual -- the monk known as the "venerable Bede".
Working in north-east England in 730AD, Bede wrote a book about
calculating time. Bede identified a pagan spring celebration called
Eosturmonath. He said this celebration got its name from a pagan
goddess called Oestre for whom they had a feast.
But when modern-day researchers scoured the history books they could
find no prior reference to the goddess.
Researchers found many references to the spring celebration
Eosturmonath but absolutely no mention of the goddess Bede reckoned
the feast was named after. They suspect Bede fabricated the pagan
goddess to suit his purposes.
"He has definitely made up that goddess," Dr Freeman said. "Bede is
the first one to mention it. German academics have found no evidence
of the spring goddess Oestre anywhere else before Bede."
Ahh well, life goes on I suppose
Cleirach
.
User: "Nevermore"

Title: Re: happy Eostre, you deluded fuckwits 27 Mar 2005 01:09:31 PM
In <qkjd41p4vdqf86i8dphbke7vheef6a8asc@4ax.com> Cleirach wrote:

On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 08:16:06 -0600, "Rhyanon" <pissoff@uberbitch.com>
wrote:

COMMENTARY
Dee: Some Christians now admit: Jesus is not risen
James H. Dee, LOCAL CONTRIBUTOR


Thursday, March 24, 2005



One little problem may have cropped up for those who follow the
Ostara/Eostre story, Rhy

Pffhh! Just last year we single-handedly added the Easter Platypus (who
lays the colored eggs) and the Easter Anteater (who cleans up after the
Easter Bunny). That's THREE magical spooks right there - a holy trinity
if there ever was one - we're not worried about history.
Nevermore (I am; however, worried about the cats swallowing jelly beans
without chewing them first)



" Fur flies over bunny theory
By SIMON BEVILACQUA
27mar05

IT'S official -- the Easter bunny story is not true.

The fable about the magical rabbit who brings eggs on Easter Sunday is
a fabrication.

Academics have scoured medieval history and found the story is based
on a lie.

They blame a meddling medieval monk for mucking up pagan history.

The mischievous monk literally made up a Saxon goddess who many today
erroneously believe is the basis of the Easter bunny story.

University of Tasmania academic Elizabeth Freeman said German
academics had searched extensively for clues to Easter tradition.

"They found it's all wrong," Dr Freeman, an expert on medieval
history, said.

The commonly believed story about the Easter bunny, as the magical
companion of the Saxon goddess Ostara, is repeated in books, poems and
extensively on websites.

That fallacious story says the Easter bunny's roots are buried in the
mythology of Germanic Saxon tribes.

The Saxons, in the first centuries after the death of Jesus, are said
to have celebrated the arrival of the pagan goddess Ostara.

The Sun King, according to the story, would journey across the sky in
his chariot bringing an end to winter.

Ostara, a beautiful spring maiden, then came to earth with a basket of
coloured eggs.

The goddess, helped by a magical rabbit, brought new life to dying
plants and flowers by hiding eggs under them.

When the Saxons moved into Britain in the fifth century, they took
their pagan ways with them.

Ostara then evolved into the Anglo-Saxon Oestre, goddess of dawn and
spring.

When Anglo-Saxons converted to Christianity and started to celebrate
the resurrection of Jesus, they combined the religious traditions.

The pagan Oestre celebration became today's Easter.

So when modern-day parents hid coloured eggs under plants in the
garden for their children, it was widely thought they had been
unwittingly re-enacting the ancient pagan myth of Ostara and her
rabbit. But this is all wrong, according to modern academic thought.

Dr Freeman said research shows the Ostara and Oestre story is
fundamentally flawed.

The goddess did not exist.

The earliest reference to goddess Ostara or Oestre is by a celebrated
medieval intellectual -- the monk known as the "venerable Bede".

Working in north-east England in 730AD, Bede wrote a book about
calculating time. Bede identified a pagan spring celebration called
Eosturmonath. He said this celebration got its name from a pagan
goddess called Oestre for whom they had a feast.

But when modern-day researchers scoured the history books they could
find no prior reference to the goddess.

Researchers found many references to the spring celebration
Eosturmonath but absolutely no mention of the goddess Bede reckoned
the feast was named after. They suspect Bede fabricated the pagan
goddess to suit his purposes.

"He has definitely made up that goddess," Dr Freeman said. "Bede is
the first one to mention it. German academics have found no evidence
of the spring goddess Oestre anywhere else before Bede."


Ahh well, life goes on I suppose

Cleirach

.

User: "Rhyanon"

Title: Re: happy Eostre, you deluded fuckwits 28 Mar 2005 07:28:09 AM
We can always use the same response the xstains give: We have FAITH in the
Easter Bunny!"
Nah. Who wants to sound like a stupid fucking xstain?

:}

I'm more of an Easter Beagle - ist meself............
"Cleirach" <cleirach@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:qkjd41p4vdqf86i8dphbke7vheef6a8asc@4ax.com...

On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 08:16:06 -0600, "Rhyanon" <pissoff@uberbitch.com>
wrote:

COMMENTARY
Dee: Some Christians now admit: Jesus is not risen
James H. Dee, LOCAL CONTRIBUTOR


Thursday, March 24, 2005



One little problem may have cropped up for those who follow the
Ostara/Eostre story, Rhy



" Fur flies over bunny theory
By SIMON BEVILACQUA
27mar05

IT'S official -- the Easter bunny story is not true.

The fable about the magical rabbit who brings eggs on Easter Sunday is
a fabrication.

Academics have scoured medieval history and found the story is based
on a lie.

They blame a meddling medieval monk for mucking up pagan history.

The mischievous monk literally made up a Saxon goddess who many today
erroneously believe is the basis of the Easter bunny story.

University of Tasmania academic Elizabeth Freeman said German
academics had searched extensively for clues to Easter tradition.

"They found it's all wrong," Dr Freeman, an expert on medieval
history, said.

The commonly believed story about the Easter bunny, as the magical
companion of the Saxon goddess Ostara, is repeated in books, poems and
extensively on websites.

That fallacious story says the Easter bunny's roots are buried in the
mythology of Germanic Saxon tribes.

The Saxons, in the first centuries after the death of Jesus, are said
to have celebrated the arrival of the pagan goddess Ostara.

The Sun King, according to the story, would journey across the sky in
his chariot bringing an end to winter.

Ostara, a beautiful spring maiden, then came to earth with a basket of
coloured eggs.

The goddess, helped by a magical rabbit, brought new life to dying
plants and flowers by hiding eggs under them.

When the Saxons moved into Britain in the fifth century, they took
their pagan ways with them.

Ostara then evolved into the Anglo-Saxon Oestre, goddess of dawn and
spring.

When Anglo-Saxons converted to Christianity and started to celebrate
the resurrection of Jesus, they combined the religious traditions.

The pagan Oestre celebration became today's Easter.

So when modern-day parents hid coloured eggs under plants in the
garden for their children, it was widely thought they had been
unwittingly re-enacting the ancient pagan myth of Ostara and her
rabbit. But this is all wrong, according to modern academic thought.

Dr Freeman said research shows the Ostara and Oestre story is
fundamentally flawed.

The goddess did not exist.

The earliest reference to goddess Ostara or Oestre is by a celebrated
medieval intellectual -- the monk known as the "venerable Bede".

Working in north-east England in 730AD, Bede wrote a book about
calculating time. Bede identified a pagan spring celebration called
Eosturmonath. He said this celebration got its name from a pagan
goddess called Oestre for whom they had a feast.

But when modern-day researchers scoured the history books they could
find no prior reference to the goddess.

Researchers found many references to the spring celebration
Eosturmonath but absolutely no mention of the goddess Bede reckoned
the feast was named after. They suspect Bede fabricated the pagan
goddess to suit his purposes.

"He has definitely made up that goddess," Dr Freeman said. "Bede is
the first one to mention it. German academics have found no evidence
of the spring goddess Oestre anywhere else before Bede."


Ahh well, life goes on I suppose

Cleirach

.
User: "Cleirach"

Title: Re: happy Eostre, you deluded fuckwits 28 Mar 2005 04:11:17 PM
On Mon, 28 Mar 2005 07:28:09 -0600, "Rhyanon" <pissoff@uberbitch.com>
wrote:

We can always use the same response the xstains give: We have FAITH in the
Easter Bunny!"

Oh wouldn't THAT get their panties in a bind

Nah. Who wants to sound like a stupid fucking xstain?

:}

Not this Witch, that's for damn certain

I'm more of an Easter Beagle - ist meself............

Growlf! Go-Go Easter Beagle
Can't forget the Great Pumpkin later in the year either
Cleirach
.
User: "Michelle Malkin"

Title: Re: happy Eostre, you deluded fuckwits 28 Mar 2005 05:06:13 PM
"Cleirach" <cleirach@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:140h41t21r24hi31p79nqu9275q19v65eu@4ax.com...

On Mon, 28 Mar 2005 07:28:09 -0600, "Rhyanon" <pissoff@uberbitch.com>
wrote:

We can always use the same response the xstains give: We have FAITH in

the

Easter Bunny!"


Oh wouldn't THAT get their panties in a bind

Nah. Who wants to sound like a stupid fucking xstain?

:}


Not this Witch, that's for damn certain

I'm more of an Easter Beagle - ist meself............


Growlf! Go-Go Easter Beagle

Can't forget the Great Pumpkin later in the year either

Cleirach

Can I be the Easter Kittie?
.
User: "Cleirach"

Title: Re: happy Eostre, you deluded fuckwits 28 Mar 2005 05:08:41 PM
On Mon, 28 Mar 2005 18:06:13 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:


"Cleirach" <cleirach@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:140h41t21r24hi31p79nqu9275q19v65eu@4ax.com...

On Mon, 28 Mar 2005 07:28:09 -0600, "Rhyanon" <pissoff@uberbitch.com>
wrote:

We can always use the same response the xstains give: We have FAITH in

the

Easter Bunny!"


Oh wouldn't THAT get their panties in a bind

Nah. Who wants to sound like a stupid fucking xstain?

:}


Not this Witch, that's for damn certain

I'm more of an Easter Beagle - ist meself............


Growlf! Go-Go Easter Beagle

Can't forget the Great Pumpkin later in the year either

Cleirach

Can I be the Easter Kittie?

Depends.
If I pet you, will you purr?
Cleirach
.


User: "jwk"

Title: Re: happy Eostre, you deluded fuckwits 29 Mar 2005 07:33:15 AM
Cleirach wrote:

On Mon, 28 Mar 2005 07:28:09 -0600, "Rhyanon" <pissoff@uberbitch.com>
wrote:

We can always use the same response the xstains give: We have FAITH

in the

Easter Bunny!"


Oh wouldn't THAT get their panties in a bind

Nah. Who wants to sound like a stupid fucking xstain?

:}


Not this Witch, that's for damn certain

I'm more of an Easter Beagle - ist meself............


Growlf! Go-Go Easter Beagle

Can't forget the Great Pumpkin later in the year either

You should have seen "Robot Chicken" the other night. The Great
(Satanic) Pumpkin finally showed up. It killed the Peanuts gang,
one-by-one, over a period of days. I won't spoil the ending, but it
was fun.
jwk
.


User: "Dale Houstman"

Title: Re: happy Eostre, you deluded fuckwits 28 Mar 2005 09:12:19 AM
Rhyanon wrote:

We can always use the same response the xstains give: We have FAITH in the
Easter Bunny!"

Nah. Who wants to sound like a stupid fucking xstain?

Let's just say that - despite the fact that I'm an atheist - even I can
see that there are literally millions of Christians who could run
circles around your seeminglyendless supply of dull ***** posts. You
simply are not very smart.
.
User: "Rhyanon"

Title: Re: happy Eostre, you deluded fuckwits 29 Mar 2005 07:21:18 AM
I'd rather be a tad less intelligent than a dripping pile of walking *****
like you.
"Dale Houstman" <dmh7@skypoint.com> wrote in message
news:42481ED3.1070903@skypoint.com...



Rhyanon wrote:

We can always use the same response the xstains give: We have FAITH in
the Easter Bunny!"

Nah. Who wants to sound like a stupid fucking xstain?


Let's just say that - despite the fact that I'm an atheist - even I can
see that there are literally millions of Christians who could run circles
around your seeminglyendless supply of dull ***** posts. You simply are not
very smart.


.





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Robyn...you deluded, motherfucking, cocksucking...
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Re: For those of you who have deluded yourselves into thinking that the story of Sodom isn't really talking about homosexuals, read the following: the people of Sodom and Gomorrah had completely turned away from God, and whenever that happens, homose
--- Where are you folks headed?
Re: "...thinking like mine...?" YOU F_CKING DUMBASS!!!
 

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