Hawking and Dawkins find their way back to earth but get separated.
Dawkins stumbles into the Wye Valley Garden Centre and finds Hawking:

"Hawking - what you doing here brother? where you been and who are all
these people?"

"Dawkins - yeh! come on over! I'm autographing my new book. Its
breaking all the fundamental laws of finance as we know them. The
appearance of cash has gone completely random! Here - take a copy!"

"Smart. But how's that again about your random cash man?"

"I just shut my eyes and when I open them there it is! Ha-Ha!"

"Random Cool! But Hawking, where's that ***** terrible stink? And
what's all that stuff floating in the plastic fish pond next to the
hanging baskets?"

"My carer's off. I'm having to chuck it, and the pond is as far as I
can reach. But hey! You look like you been stir-fried. What's with you
Dawkins?"

"Fallen on hard times Hawking old buddy. I'm in an atheist squat and
there ain't no women. I'm getting harassed."

"Bad news. But I can help you out old friend. Just you put all this
cash in this nice big bag here. Yes. That's it. Thanks. No, I'll take
that. Now you remember the Schwarzenegger in Predator? He rubbed mud on
himself to thwart the attentions of that nasty alien. So you go over to
that fish-pond, and you just rub yourself with plenty of that greasy
warm floating stuff. We are survival machines baby! You said it
yourself! Go on - let's say it! "

"Yeh! Survival machines! I am a mean gene killing machine! Hey - you
mean these squishy brown sausages? Rub it all over ... yeh..yeh, yeh."
(sings Carusoe old favourites)

"That's it Dawkins! carry on rubbing - you're looking good, its
working..."

"Rum-tee-dumm-dumm.. I am the Dawkins - Robot vehicle! blindly
programmed to
preserve the selfish molecules! er.. known as genes. Okay. That should
do it. Say Hawking, how's this look? Hawking? ..uh .. where'd everyone
at?"

Hawking and Dawkins find their way back to earth but get separated.
Dawkins stumbles into the Wye Valley Garden Centre and finds Hawking:

"Hawking - what you doing here brother? where you been and who are all
these people?"

"Dawkins - yeh! come on over! I'm autographing my new book. Its
breaking all the fundamental laws of finance as we know them. The
appearance of cash has gone completely random! Here - take a copy!"

"Smart. But how's that again about your random cash man?"

"I just shut my eyes and when I open them there it is! Ha-Ha!"

"Random Cool! But Hawking, where's that ***** terrible stink? And
what's all that stuff floating in the plastic fish pond next to the
hanging baskets?"

"My carer's off. I'm having to chuck it, and the pond is as far as I
can reach. But hey! You look like you been stir-fried. What's with you
Dawkins?"

"Fallen on hard times Hawking old buddy. I'm in an atheist squat and
there ain't no women. I'm getting harassed."

"Bad news. But I can help you out old friend. Just you put all this
cash in this nice big bag here. Yes. That's it. Thanks. No, I'll take
that. Now you remember the Schwarzenegger in Predator? He rubbed mud on
himself to thwart the attentions of that nasty alien. So you go over to
that fish-pond, and you just rub yourself with plenty of that greasy
warm floating stuff. We are survival machines baby! You said it
yourself! Go on - let's say it! "

"Yeh! Survival machines! I am a mean gene killing machine! Hey - you
mean these squishy brown sausages? Rub it all over ... yeh..yeh, yeh."
(sings Carusoe old favourites)

"That's it Dawkins! carry on rubbing - you're looking good, its
working..."

"Rum-tee-dumm-dumm.. I am the Dawkins - Robot vehicle! blindly
programmed to
preserve the selfish molecules! er.. known as genes. Okay. That should
do it. Say Hawking, how's this look? Hawking? ..uh .. where'd everyone
at?

Hawking and Dawkins find their way back to earth but get separated.
Dawkins stumbles into the Wye Valley Garden Centre and finds Hawking:

"Hawking - what you doing here brother? where you been and who are all
these people?"

"Dawkins - yeh! come on over! I'm autographing my new book. Its
breaking all the fundamental laws of finance as we know them. The
appearance of cash has gone completely random! Here - take a copy!"

"Smart. But how's that again about your random cash man?"

"I just shut my eyes and when I open them there it is! Ha-Ha!"

"Random Cool! But Hawking, where's that ***** terrible stink? And
what's all that stuff floating in the plastic fish pond next to the
hanging baskets?"

"My carer's off. I'm having to chuck it, and the pond is as far as I
can reach. But hey! You look like you been stir-fried. What's with you
Dawkins?"

"Fallen on hard times Hawking old buddy. I'm in an atheist squat and
there ain't no women. I'm getting harassed."

"Bad news. But I can help you out old friend. Just you put all this
cash in this nice big bag here. Yes. That's it. Thanks. No, I'll take
that. Now you remember the Schwarzenegger in Predator? He rubbed mud on
himself to thwart the attentions of that nasty alien. So you go over to
that fish-pond, and you just rub yourself with plenty of that greasy
warm floating stuff. We are survival machines baby! You said it
yourself! Go on - let's say it! "

"Yeh! Survival machines! I am a mean gene killing machine! Hey - you
mean these squishy brown sausages? Rub it all over ... yeh..yeh, yeh."
(sings Carusoe old favourites)

"That's it Dawkins! carry on rubbing - you're looking good, its
working..."

"Rum-tee-dumm-dumm.. I am the Dawkins - Robot vehicle! blindly
programmed to
preserve the selfish molecules! er.. known as genes. Okay. That should
do it. Say Hawking, how's this look? Hawking? ..uh .. where'd everyone
at?"