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"Khubla" |
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29 Mar 2006 08:16:00 AM |
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Has anyone died from a ChungQuake yet? |
Or been raptured away? Nothing so far here!
Khubla
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: Has anyone died from a ChungQuake yet? |
29 Mar 2006 12:17:47 PM |
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"Khubla" <khubla@adelphia.net> wrote in message
news:BomdnUgigIcIC7fZnZ2dnUVZ_s-dnZ2d@adelphia.com...
Or been raptured away? Nothing so far here!
My view of the world shook violently when I sneezed, does that count?
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Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
http://www.ashenempires.com
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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29 Mar 2006 02:34:28 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Denis Loubet (dloubet@io.com)
made the light shine upon us with this:
"Khubla" <khubla@adelphia.net> wrote in message
news:BomdnUgigIcIC7fZnZ2dnUVZ_s-dnZ2d@adelphia.com...
Or been raptured away? Nothing so far here!
My view of the world shook violently when I sneezed, does that count?
No! Go back and try to have a real earthquake!
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
It is fair to say the bible has equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza.
-Penn Jillette
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: Has anyone died from a ChungQuake yet? |
29 Mar 2006 03:46:42 PM |
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"Uncle Vic" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97957FB25CA3Evicman@216.196.97.136...
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Denis Loubet (dloubet@io.com)
made the light shine upon us with this:
"Khubla" <khubla@adelphia.net> wrote in message
news:BomdnUgigIcIC7fZnZ2dnUVZ_s-dnZ2d@adelphia.com...
Or been raptured away? Nothing so far here!
My view of the world shook violently when I sneezed, does that count?
No! Go back and try to have a real earthquake!
Dammit! (Grumble, grumble, grumble. Stalks off.)
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Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
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| User: "Amangi Machque" |
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| Title: Re: Has anyone died from a ChungQuake yet? |
29 Mar 2006 08:20:03 AM |
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"Khubla" wrote
: Or been raptured away? Nothing so far here!
I kicked my blankets off and began to shiver and I thought to myself, 'self,
maybe Chung was right'. But then I woke up and put my blankets back on and
rolled over and went back to sleep.
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Machque
The search for truth is more precious than its possession. -Albert Einstein
There is nothing divine about morality; it is a purely human affair. -Albert
Einstein
Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is
shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. -Albert Einstein
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| User: "Brian E. Clark" |
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| Title: Re: Has anyone died from a ChungQuake yet? |
29 Mar 2006 04:28:58 PM |
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In article <BomdnUgigIcIC7fZnZ2dnUVZ_s-dnZ2d@adelphia.com>,
Khubla said...
Earthquake? No. The closest I came was a milkshake.
Or been raptured away?
A small copper water line in my kitchen *ruptured* today.
Hmm. Perhaps Andrew Chung really is a fine prophet but a poor
speller?
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Brian E. Clark
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| User: "Rick" |
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| Title: Re: Has anyone died from a ChungQuake yet? |
01 Apr 2006 06:59:21 AM |
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Khubla wrote in message ...
Or been raptured away? Nothing so far here!
That might not be funny to some folks in Iran and several other places. :^)
- Rick
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| User: "Pastor Franklinstein" |
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29 Mar 2006 04:33:10 PM |
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Khubla wrote:
Or been raptured away? Nothing so far here!
Khubla
I died from boredom but was resurrected in the name of Satan, does that
count?
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| User: "Neil Kelsey" |
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29 Mar 2006 10:57:01 AM |
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Khubla wrote:
Or been raptured away? Nothing so far here!
Khubla
I had a few internal earthquakes caused by my daily coffee, that's all
I have to report (9:56 PST). Back to you.
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| User: "655321" |
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29 Mar 2006 11:27:42 AM |
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Neil Kelsey wrote:
Khubla wrote:
Or been raptured away? Nothing so far here!
Khubla
I had a few internal earthquakes caused by my daily coffee, that's all
I have to report (9:56 PST). Back to you.
Does sex (and the subsequent "little death") count?
655321
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| User: "Neil Kelsey" |
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29 Mar 2006 11:31:22 AM |
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655321 wrote:
Neil Kelsey wrote:
Khubla wrote:
Or been raptured away? Nothing so far here!
Khubla
I had a few internal earthquakes caused by my daily coffee, that's all
I have to report (9:56 PST). Back to you.
Does sex (and the subsequent "little death") count?
I think that counts as a sign of the Apocalypse, doesn't it?
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| User: "Cary Kittrell" |
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29 Mar 2006 12:12:01 PM |
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In article <iszWf.61484$Jd.35149@newssvr25.news.prodigy.net> 655321 <DipthotDipthot@Yahoo.Yahoo.Com.Com> writes:
Neil Kelsey wrote:
Khubla wrote:
Or been raptured away? Nothing so far here!
Khubla
I had a few internal earthquakes caused by my daily coffee, that's all
I have to report (9:56 PST). Back to you.
Does sex (and the subsequent "little death") count?
Depends. Did the earth move?
-- cary
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| User: "655321" |
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29 Mar 2006 02:26:55 PM |
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Cary Kittrell wrote:
In article <iszWf.61484$Jd.35149@newssvr25.news.prodigy.net> 655321 <DipthotDipthot@Yahoo.Yahoo.Com.Com> writes:
Neil Kelsey wrote:
Khubla wrote:
Or been raptured away? Nothing so far here!
Khubla
I had a few internal earthquakes caused by my daily coffee, that's all
I have to report (9:56 PST). Back to you.
Does sex (and the subsequent "little death") count?
Depends. Did the earth move?
On Planet Me, yes.
655321
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| User: "Les Hellawell" |
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29 Mar 2006 12:57:35 PM |
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On Wed, 29 Mar 2006 17:27:42 GMT, 655321
<DipthotDipthot@Yahoo.Yahoo.Com.Com> wrote:
Neil Kelsey wrote:
Khubla wrote:
Or been raptured away? Nothing so far here!
Khubla
I had a few internal earthquakes caused by my daily coffee, that's all
I have to report (9:56 PST). Back to you.
Does sex (and the subsequent "little death") count?
There is unconfirmed reports of an old lady falling down of
fright and dying of a heart attack after a minor tremor in
Pulmonarystan. She had been told by Christian false
prophets that the earth was going to end in an earthquake.
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Les Hellawell
Greetings from:
YORKSHIRE The White Rose County
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| User: "Chris Johnson" |
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29 Mar 2006 04:06:09 PM |
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Khubla wrote:
Or been raptured away? Nothing so far here!
Khubla
I'm still around, and haven't noticed anybody important missing, but
that doesn't preclude the rapture.
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| User: "skyeyes" |
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30 Mar 2006 05:02:33 PM |
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Khubla wrote:
Or been raptured away? Nothing so far here!
I had one *hell* of a vicious hot flash yesterday, but I'm still here.
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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31 Mar 2006 08:29:22 AM |
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"skyeyes" <skyeyes@dakotacom.net> wrote in message
news:1143759753.769897.234260@t31g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Khubla wrote:
Or been raptured away? Nothing so far here!
I had one *hell* of a vicious hot flash yesterday, but I'm still here.
Damn, you too? These things are driving me nuts! ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "The Chief Instigator" |
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31 Mar 2006 11:08:53 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"skyeyes" <skyeyes@dakotacom.net> wrote in message
news:1143759753.769897.234260@t31g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Khubla wrote:
Or been raptured away? Nothing so far here!
I had one *hell* of a vicious hot flash yesterday, but I'm still here.
Damn, you too? These things are driving me nuts! ;)
Dale the Devious has a different view of it: they're power surges.
--
Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (patrick@io.com) Houston, Texas
chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php (TCI's 2005-06 Houston Aeros)
LAST GAME: Omaha 2, Houston 1 (OT) (March 31)
NEXT GAME: Saturday, April 1 vs. Peoria, 7:35
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| User: "Cary Kittrell" |
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| Title: Re: Has anyone died from a ChungQuake yet? |
30 Mar 2006 05:33:00 PM |
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In article <1143759753.769897.234260@t31g2000cwb.googlegroups.com> "skyeyes" <skyeyes@dakotacom.net> writes:
Khubla wrote:
Or been raptured away? Nothing so far here!
I had one *hell* of a vicious hot flash yesterday, but I'm still here.
Oh, jeez... you didn't happen at the time to see three guys on camels, did you?
Or some really white guy wearing the largest feather boa you've ever seen,
and ending all his pronouns in `st' and `th'?
(nothing seen from this side of campus)
-- cary
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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29 Mar 2006 10:17:20 PM |
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On Wed, 29 Mar 2006 09:16:00 -0500, "Khubla" <khubla@adelphia.net>
wrote:
- Refer: <BomdnUgigIcIC7fZnZ2dnUVZ_s-dnZ2d@adelphia.com>
Or been raptured away? Nothing so far here!
Khubla
Chunks may have died from embarassment...
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| User: "satyr" |
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29 Mar 2006 08:22:51 PM |
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On Wed, 29 Mar 2006 09:16:00 -0500, "Khubla" <khubla@adelphia.net>
wrote:
Or been raptured away? Nothing so far here!
Khubla
My toilet is running constantly. Thought it needed a new fill valve
but maybe it's a sign of the second coming.
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satyr #1953
Chairman, EAC Church Taxation Subcommittee
Director, Gideon Bible Alternative Fuel Project
Supervisor, EAC Fossil Casting Lab
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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29 Mar 2006 10:49:08 AM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Khubla (khubla@adelphia.net)
made the light shine upon us with this:
Or been raptured away? Nothing so far here!
Khubla
I did. I'm died. :-)
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
It is fair to say the bible has equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza.
-Penn Jillette
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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29 Mar 2006 01:13:36 PM |
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On Wed, 29 Mar 2006 10:49:08 -0600, Uncle Vic wrote
(in article <Xns9795597EAF074vicman@216.196.97.136>):
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Khubla (khubla@adelphia.net)
made the light shine upon us with this:
Or been raptured away? Nothing so far here!
Khubla
I did. I'm died. :-)
Me too, embarrassing, ain't it? ;-)
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³Damn. Someone's been pissing in my genepool again.³-Kermit
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| User: "Tim McGaughy" |
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31 Mar 2006 12:38:25 AM |
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Harry F. Leopold wrote:
On Wed, 29 Mar 2006 10:49:08 -0600, Uncle Vic wrote
(in article <Xns9795597EAF074vicman@216.196.97.136>):
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Khubla (khubla@adelphia.net)
made the light shine upon us with this:
Or been raptured away? Nothing so far here!
Khubla
I did. I'm died. :-)
Me too, embarrassing, ain't it? ;-)
Stop yer bitchin. I still have to go to work tomorrow.
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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31 Mar 2006 09:08:04 AM |
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On Fri, 31 Mar 2006 00:38:25 -0600, Tim McGaughy wrote
(in article <e0iip212qmj@enews4.newsguy.com>):
Harry F. Leopold wrote:
On Wed, 29 Mar 2006 10:49:08 -0600, Uncle Vic wrote
(in article <Xns9795597EAF074vicman@216.196.97.136>):
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Khubla (khubla@adelphia.net)
made the light shine upon us with this:
Or been raptured away? Nothing so far here!
Khubla
I did. I'm died. :-)
Me too, embarrassing, ain't it? ;-)
Stop yer bitchin. I still have to go to work tomorrow.
I had to work both days, and again tonight, 12 hour shifts each night. And I
lost a new trainee last night, it seems that two days was as much as he could
handle. I need a trainee with stamina, with brains, and without a bad back or
bad feet. I would think I have a perfect right to do a bit of bitchin. Or at
least a modicum of grumping.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³Damn! I never expected to see this place be armpit-deep in wombats. Kinda
cute as long as you don't move, or breath. ;-)³
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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31 Mar 2006 05:58:31 PM |
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On Fri, 31 Mar 2006 09:08:04 -0600, Harry F. Leopold
<hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote:
- Refer: <0001HW.C052A1F4000A20E7F0305550@news.central.cox.net>
On Fri, 31 Mar 2006 00:38:25 -0600, Tim McGaughy wrote
(in article <e0iip212qmj@enews4.newsguy.com>):
Harry F. Leopold wrote:
On Wed, 29 Mar 2006 10:49:08 -0600, Uncle Vic wrote
(in article <Xns9795597EAF074vicman@216.196.97.136>):
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Khubla (khubla@adelphia.net)
made the light shine upon us with this:
Or been raptured away? Nothing so far here!
Khubla
I did. I'm died. :-)
Me too, embarrassing, ain't it? ;-)
Stop yer bitchin. I still have to go to work tomorrow.
I had to work both days, and again tonight, 12 hour shifts each night. And I
lost a new trainee last night, it seems that two days was as much as he could
handle. I need a trainee with stamina, with brains, and without a bad back or
bad feet. I would think I have a perfect right to do a bit of bitchin. Or at
least a modicum of grumping.
Luxury.
I had to work for 26 hours yesterday, and sleep on razor-blades.
You young folk have it too good.
--
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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29 Mar 2006 05:00:48 PM |
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Previously, on alt.atheism, Harry F. Leopold in episode
<0001HW.C050388000593C2AF0305550@news.central.cox.net>...
On Wed, 29 Mar 2006 10:49:08 -0600, Uncle Vic wrote (in article
<Xns9795597EAF074vicman@216.196.97.136>):
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Khubla
(khubla@adelphia.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
Or been raptured away? Nothing so far here!
Khubla
I did. I'm died. :-)
Me too, embarrassing, ain't it? ;-)
BRING OUTCHER DEAD!!!!! BRING OUTCHER DEAD!!!!
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection."
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
I just love this one...
"For those of us who grew up in Louisiana,
'The Wizard of Oz' was like a documentary.
Dorothy left Kansas and simply went to Mardi Gras."
http://makeashorterlink.com/?W2EA439BC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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29 Mar 2006 08:52:52 PM |
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Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Previously, on alt.atheism, Harry F. Leopold in episode
<0001HW.C050388000593C2AF0305550@news.central.cox.net>...
On Wed, 29 Mar 2006 10:49:08 -0600, Uncle Vic wrote (in article
<Xns9795597EAF074vicman@216.196.97.136>):
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Khubla
(khubla@adelphia.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
Or been raptured away? Nothing so far here!
Khubla
I did. I'm died. :-)
Me too, embarrassing, ain't it? ;-)
BRING OUTCHER DEAD!!!!! BRING OUTCHER DEAD!!!!
"I'm not dead yet!"
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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29 Mar 2006 09:32:57 PM |
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"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:8KHWf.43348$_S7.19937@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com...
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Previously, on alt.atheism, Harry F. Leopold in episode
<0001HW.C050388000593C2AF0305550@news.central.cox.net>...
On Wed, 29 Mar 2006 10:49:08 -0600, Uncle Vic wrote (in article
<Xns9795597EAF074vicman@216.196.97.136>):
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Khubla
(khubla@adelphia.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
Or been raptured away? Nothing so far here!
Khubla
I did. I'm died. :-)
Me too, embarrassing, ain't it? ;-)
BRING OUTCHER DEAD!!!!! BRING OUTCHER DEAD!!!!
"I'm not dead yet!"
You will be! :)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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30 Mar 2006 02:24:12 AM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:8KHWf.43348$_S7.19937@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com...
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Previously, on alt.atheism, Harry F. Leopold in episode
<0001HW.C050388000593C2AF0305550@news.central.cox.net>...
On Wed, 29 Mar 2006 10:49:08 -0600, Uncle Vic wrote (in article
<Xns9795597EAF074vicman@216.196.97.136>):
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Khubla
(khubla@adelphia.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
Or been raptured away? Nothing so far here!
Khubla
I did. I'm died. :-)
Me too, embarrassing, ain't it? ;-)
BRING OUTCHER DEAD!!!!! BRING OUTCHER DEAD!!!!
"I'm not dead yet!"
You will be! :)
"I'm sorry, this wagon is *only* for the dead."
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
EAC Pace Car Driver
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
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30 Mar 2006 06:50:08 AM |
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Previously, on alt.atheism, Mike Painter in episode
<8KHWf.43348$_S7.19937@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com>...
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Previously, on alt.atheism, Harry F. Leopold in episode
<0001HW.C050388000593C2AF0305550@news.central.cox.net>...
On Wed, 29 Mar 2006 10:49:08 -0600, Uncle Vic wrote (in article
<Xns9795597EAF074vicman@216.196.97.136>):
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Khubla
(khubla@adelphia.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
Or been raptured away? Nothing so far here!
Khubla
I did. I'm died. :-)
Me too, embarrassing, ain't it? ;-)
BRING OUTCHER DEAD!!!!! BRING OUTCHER DEAD!!!!
"I'm not dead yet!"
"Who, just as he seemed to recover..."
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection."
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
I just love this one...
"For those of us who grew up in Louisiana,
'The Wizard of Oz' was like a documentary.
Dorothy left Kansas and simply went to Mardi Gras."
http://makeashorterlink.com/?W2EA439BC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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