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"Raymond" |
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17 Apr 2006 09:30:16 AM |
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Has Bush ever ACTUALLY read the Bible? |
Q Has Bush ever ACTUALLY read the Bible?
A. Yes indeed.
See a few of his favorite quotes from the book of terror:
DT 20:16 "In the cities of the nations the Lord is giving you as an
inheritance, do not leave alive anything that breathes."
JS 11:8-15 "And the lord gave them into the hand of Israel, ...utterly
destroying them; there was none left that breathed ...."
EZ 9:4-6 The Lord commands: "... slay old men outright, young men and
maidens, little children and women ...."
DT 20:13-14 "When the Lord delivers it into your hand, put to the sword
all the males .... As for the women, the children, the livestock and
everything else in the city, you may take these as plunder for
yourselves."
2KI 2:23-24 Forty-two children are mauled and killed, presumably
according to the will of God, for having jeered at a *man of God.
*the man of God:[ Bush ]
IS 13:15 "Everyone who is captured will be thrust through; all who are
caught will fall by the sword. Their infants will be dashed to pieces
before their eyes; their ... wives will be ravished."
EX 21:20-21 With the *Lord's approval, a **slave may be beaten to death
with no punishment for the ***perpetrator as long as the slave doesn't
die too quickly
* Bush
** prisoner
*** Rumsfeld
Let us prey along with our president;
Dear Lord.: Bless my dealer and protect him from being found SO CLOSE
TO THE OVAL OFFICE.
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| User: "Witziges Rätsel" |
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| Title: Re: Has Bush ever ACTUALLY read the Bible? |
17 Apr 2006 12:05:24 PM |
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Q Has Bush ever ACTUALLY read the Bible?
Wouldn't you love to give that dishonest dimwit a bible quiz in
front of an auditorium full those knuckleheads that voted for him?
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| User: "Kevin Anthoney" |
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| Title: Re: Has Bush ever ACTUALLY read the Bible? |
17 Apr 2006 12:22:20 PM |
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Witziges Rätsel wrote:
Q Has Bush ever ACTUALLY read the Bible?
Wouldn't you love to give that dishonest dimwit a bible quiz in
front of an auditorium full those knuckleheads that voted for him?
Why? They haven't read it, either.
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: Has Bush ever ACTUALLY read the Bible? |
17 Apr 2006 06:56:11 PM |
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In article <1145284216.486745.221350@v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com>,
"Raymond" <Bluerhymer@aol.com> wrote:
Q Has Bush ever ACTUALLY read the Bible?
I think he was going to try and tackle it after he completely fathomed
the philosophical depths of "The Pet Goat."
I'd expect him to start in another year or so.
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Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
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Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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17 Apr 2006 10:14:48 PM |
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"*nemo*" <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:nemo0037-82CAB5.19532217042006@news.east.earthlink.net...
In article <1145284216.486745.221350@v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com>,
"Raymond" <Bluerhymer@aol.com> wrote:
Q Has Bush ever ACTUALLY read the Bible?
I think he was going to try and tackle it after he completely fathomed
the philosophical depths of "The Pet Goat."
I'd expect him to start in another year or so.
Weren't the kids reading the book to him? I'm
starting to wonder if Bush still knows how to
read at all. No wonder they hid that whatever
under his jacket.
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Michelle Malkin (Mickey) aa list#1
BAAWA Knight & Bible Thumper Thumper
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Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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17 Apr 2006 11:09:08 PM |
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On 17 Apr 2006 07:30:16 -0700, "Raymond" <Bluerhymer@aol.com> wrote:
- Refer: <1145284216.486745.221350@v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com>
Q Has Bush ever ACTUALLY read the Bible?
A. No. Obviously.
Shrub has not even finished "My Pet Goat", yet.
Although Rumsfeld has read out loud his favourite, many times, all the
way through: 1984.
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Michael Gray
Naivety is a gift for the infant, but disastrous for the adult.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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17 Apr 2006 10:45:59 PM |
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Previously, on alt.atheism, Raymond in episode
<1145284216.486745.221350@v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com>...
Q Has Bush ever ACTUALLY read the Bible?
Not enough pictures...
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Mark K. Bilbo
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(Took them long enough)
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"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection."
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"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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18 Apr 2006 10:26:20 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:2Midnfx8Df1q_dnZnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@megapath.net...
Previously, on alt.atheism, Raymond in episode
<1145284216.486745.221350@v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com>...
Q Has Bush ever ACTUALLY read the Bible?
Not enough pictures...
Too bad I didn't take my children's bible out of my parents' house before
it was sold. That had plenty of pictures. Though, it probably had too many
words for Bush to handle :P
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "Errol" |
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19 Apr 2006 01:41:45 AM |
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That had plenty of pictures. Though, it probably had too many
words for Bush to handle :P
I could handle a picture of your Bush though
Errol
Resident pervert
Agnostic sexist *****
# B00B
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| User: "Tim Bruening" |
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18 Apr 2006 04:03:30 AM |
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Raymond wrote:
Q Has Bush ever ACTUALLY read the Bible?
A. Yes indeed.
See a few of his favorite quotes from the book of terror:
DT 20:16 "In the cities of the nations the Lord is giving you as an
inheritance, do not leave alive anything that breathes."
JS 11:8-15 "And the lord gave them into the hand of Israel, ...utterly
destroying them; there was none left that breathed ...."
EZ 9:4-6 The Lord commands: "... slay old men outright, young men and
maidens, little children and women ...."
DT 20:13-14 "When the Lord delivers it into your hand, put to the sword
all the males .... As for the women, the children, the livestock and
everything else in the city, you may take these as plunder for
yourselves."
2KI 2:23-24 Forty-two children are mauled and killed, presumably
according to the will of God, for having jeered at a *man of God.
*the man of God:[ Bush ]
IS 13:15 "Everyone who is captured will be thrust through; all who are
caught will fall by the sword. Their infants will be dashed to pieces
before their eyes; their ... wives will be ravished."
EX 21:20-21 With the *Lord's approval, a **slave may be beaten to death
Has he read the NEW Testiment, in which Jesus tells us to love our
neighbors as ourselves, and tells us that what we do to help the poor (feed
the hungry, clothe the naked, care for the sick, visit the imprisoned), we
do for Jesus!?
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Has Bush ever ACTUALLY read the Bible? |
19 Apr 2006 12:24:58 PM |
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On Tue, 18 Apr 2006 02:03:30 -0700, Tim Bruening
<tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in alt.atheism
Raymond wrote:
Q Has Bush ever ACTUALLY read the Bible?
A. Yes indeed.
See a few of his favorite quotes from the book of terror:
DT 20:16 "In the cities of the nations the Lord is giving you as an
inheritance, do not leave alive anything that breathes."
JS 11:8-15 "And the lord gave them into the hand of Israel, ...utterly
destroying them; there was none left that breathed ...."
EZ 9:4-6 The Lord commands: "... slay old men outright, young men and
maidens, little children and women ...."
DT 20:13-14 "When the Lord delivers it into your hand, put to the sword
all the males .... As for the women, the children, the livestock and
everything else in the city, you may take these as plunder for
yourselves."
2KI 2:23-24 Forty-two children are mauled and killed, presumably
according to the will of God, for having jeered at a *man of God.
*the man of God:[ Bush ]
IS 13:15 "Everyone who is captured will be thrust through; all who are
caught will fall by the sword. Their infants will be dashed to pieces
before their eyes; their ... wives will be ravished."
EX 21:20-21 With the *Lord's approval, a **slave may be beaten to death
Has he read the NEW Testiment, in which Jesus tells us to love our
neighbors as ourselves, and tells us that what we do to help the poor (feed
the hungry, clothe the naked, care for the sick, visit the imprisoned), we
do for Jesus!?
The OT laws are still in effect as heaven and earth haven't passed away.
Yeah, we see Christian Love via; bigotry, ignorance, destruction of the
educational system, formenting rebellion and supplying arms to topple
democratically elected governments. We've seen it in the hefty support
of despots (as long as they do our bidding), the graft and corruption
(excuse me 'honest errors') of politicians, and the acceptance of
personal responsibility (my staff did it and it's all a political
conspiracy to make me look bad), the 'straight up' morality of the Bush
Administration as promised after the 'horrors' of a President getting a
***** while the Witch Hunters; had mistress', children out of
wedlock, and other 'virtuous' habits. It all was followed up by;
corruption which makes the Teapot Dome scandels of the early 1900's look
like Demo House Speaker Jim Wright's resignation over a quarter mil
advance for a future book.
We see Christian Love via; the 'support' of an adult female's decisions
over her own body, the 'joyous acceptance' and welcome at the thought of
people of the same sex, marrying, adopting children, and even having a
job or renting a house!
***** you, Christians. You assholes are the problem, in the US, not the
solution.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "udarrell" |
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| Title: Re: Has Bush ever ACTUALLY read the Bible? |
18 Apr 2006 05:33:33 PM |
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Tim Bruening wrote:
Raymond wrote:
Q Has Bush ever ACTUALLY read the Bible?
A. Yes indeed.
See a few of his favorite quotes from the book of terror:
DT 20:16 "In the cities of the nations the Lord is giving you as an
inheritance, do not leave alive anything that breathes."
JS 11:8-15 "And the lord gave them into the hand of Israel, ...utterly
destroying them; there was none left that breathed ...."
EZ 9:4-6 The Lord commands: "... slay old men outright, young men and
maidens, little children and women ...."
DT 20:13-14 "When the Lord delivers it into your hand, put to the sword
all the males .... As for the women, the children, the livestock and
everything else in the city, you may take these as plunder for
yourselves."
2KI 2:23-24 Forty-two children are mauled and killed, presumably
according to the will of God, for having jeered at a *man of God.
*the man of God:[ Bush ]
IS 13:15 "Everyone who is captured will be thrust through; all who are
caught will fall by the sword. Their infants will be dashed to pieces
before their eyes; their ... wives will be ravished."
EX 21:20-21 With the *Lord's approval, a **slave may be beaten to death
Has he read the NEW Testiment, in which Jesus tells us to love our
neighbors as ourselves, and tells us that what we do to help the poor (feed
the hungry, clothe the naked, care for the sick, visit the imprisoned), we
do for Jesus!?
Comprehend this, huh?
http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/ARTICLE5/index.html
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| User: "" |
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18 Apr 2006 04:18:08 AM |
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Tim Bruening wrote:
Raymond wrote:
Q Has Bush ever ACTUALLY read the Bible?
A. Yes indeed.
See a few of his favorite quotes from the book of terror:
DT 20:16 "In the cities of the nations the Lord is giving you as an
inheritance, do not leave alive anything that breathes."
JS 11:8-15 "And the lord gave them into the hand of Israel, ...utterly
destroying them; there was none left that breathed ...."
EZ 9:4-6 The Lord commands: "... slay old men outright, young men and
maidens, little children and women ...."
DT 20:13-14 "When the Lord delivers it into your hand, put to the sword
all the males .... As for the women, the children, the livestock and
everything else in the city, you may take these as plunder for
yourselves."
2KI 2:23-24 Forty-two children are mauled and killed, presumably
according to the will of God, for having jeered at a *man of God.
*the man of God:[ Bush ]
IS 13:15 "Everyone who is captured will be thrust through; all who are
caught will fall by the sword. Their infants will be dashed to pieces
before their eyes; their ... wives will be ravished."
EX 21:20-21 With the *Lord's approval, a **slave may be beaten to death
Has he read the NEW Testiment, in which Jesus tells us to love our
neighbors as ourselves, and tells us that what we do to help the poor (feed
the hungry, clothe the naked, care for the sick, visit the imprisoned), we
do for Jesus!?
From Matthew 5:
17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am
not come to destroy, but to fulfill.
18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or
one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and
shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of
heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called
great in the kingdom of heaven.
20 For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed the
righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter
into the kingdom of heaven.
From Matthew 8:
28 And when he was come to the other side into the country of the
Gergesenes, there met him two possessed with devils, coming out of the
tombs, exceeding fierce, so that no man might pass by that way.
29 And, behold, they cried out, saying, What have we to do with thee,
Jesus, thou Son of God? art thou come hither to torment us before the
time?
30 And there was a good way off from them an herd of many swine
feeding.
31 So the devils besought him, saying, If thou cast us out, suffer us
to go away into the herd of swine.
32 And he said unto them, Go. And when they were come out, they went
into the herd of swine: and, behold, the whole herd of swine ran
violently down a steep place into the sea, and perished in the waters.
33 And they that kept them fled, and went their ways into the city, and
told every thing, and what was befallen to the possessed of the devils.
34 And, behold, the whole city came out to meet Jesus: and when they
saw him, they besought him that he would depart out of their coasts.
There is plenty of ill will to be found in the New Testament. All you
have to do is look for it.
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
EAC Martian Commander
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
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| User: "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" |
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17 Apr 2006 09:52:42 AM |
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Raymond wrote:
Q Has Bush ever ACTUALLY read the Bible?
A. Yes indeed. [...]
Of course, shrubbenführer didn't really, _fully_ follow the wholly babble so
far... remember:
"Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman
that hath known man by lying with him.
But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him,
keep alive for yourselves."
(Numeri 31:17-18)
The second verse so far remains unfulfilled. But then, da lawd will surely
work a miracle or twenty soon...
(Written while in the background AmaroK plays "Pagan born" by Inkubus
Sukkubus... ;) )
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"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
Why I am not a christian:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus/nojebus
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