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"Xomicron" |
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02 Jun 2004 09:22:08 PM |
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Have an emergency? Just dial 696969 |
Amorous Swedes to Get Emergency Condom Deliveries
STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - A Swedish aid organization will roll out a new line
of defense to the country's emergency services next week -- the condom
ambulance.
From Friday, June 4, amorous couples can call the telephone number 696969
and a white van featuring a large red condom with wings as a logo will
deliver them a packet of 10 prophylactics.
"We need to increase the usage of condoms," said Carl Osvald, marketing
manager for the Swedish Organization for Sex Education, the
non-governmental organization behind the initiative. "It is 50 percent
about pregnancy and 50 percent about sexually transmitted diseases."
The ambulances will operate in Stockholm and the southern cities of Malmo
and Gothenberg. The service, aimed at young people, will run until June 25
and be available between four in the afternoon and nine at night.
A packet of 10 condoms will cost 50 crowns ($6.72), less than they cost on
average in the shops.
The incidence of sexually transmitted disease is increasing rapidly in
Sweden and not enough young people use condoms, Osvald said.
"We need to change attitudes to condoms," he said. "If we need to get out
in to the bedrooms to make things better we will do it."
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: Have an emergency? Just dial 696969 |
03 Jun 2004 06:21:00 AM |
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On Thu, 03 Jun 2004 02:22:08 +0000, Xomicron wrote:
Amorous Swedes to Get Emergency Condom Deliveries
STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - A Swedish aid organization will roll out a new line
of defense to the country's emergency services next week -- the condom
ambulance.
From Friday, June 4, amorous couples can call the telephone number 696969
and a white van featuring a large red condom with wings as a logo will
deliver them a packet of 10 prophylactics.
<snip>
Now THAT's a government that serves the people!
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "McGuyver" |
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| Title: Re: Have an emergency? Just dial 696969 |
03 Jun 2004 04:22:59 PM |
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MarkA <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in message news:<pan.2004.06.03.11.20.29.625071@stopspam.net>...
On Thu, 03 Jun 2004 02:22:08 +0000, Xomicron wrote:
Amorous Swedes to Get Emergency Condom Deliveries
STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - A Swedish aid organization will roll out a new line
of defense to the country's emergency services next week -- the condom
ambulance.
From Friday, June 4, amorous couples can call the telephone number 696969
and a white van featuring a large red condom with wings as a logo will
deliver them a packet of 10 prophylactics.
<snip>
Now THAT's a government that serves the people!
Imagine if they did that in the US! They'd have to have more drivers
than Dominos Pizza! And the religious nuts would be slashing their
tires and calling them sin mobiles or something! ; )
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| User: "Matty" |
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| Title: Re: Have an emergency? Just dial 696969 |
03 Jun 2004 09:21:32 PM |
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McGuyver wrote:
MarkA <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in message news:<pan.2004.06.03.11.20.29.625071@stopspam.net>...
On Thu, 03 Jun 2004 02:22:08 +0000, Xomicron wrote:
Amorous Swedes to Get Emergency Condom Deliveries
STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - A Swedish aid organization will roll out a new line
of defense to the country's emergency services next week -- the condom
ambulance.
From Friday, June 4, amorous couples can call the telephone number 696969
and a white van featuring a large red condom with wings as a logo will
deliver them a packet of 10 prophylactics.
<snip>
Now THAT's a government that serves the people!
Imagine if they did that in the US! They'd have to have more drivers
than Dominos Pizza! And the religious nuts would be slashing their
tires and calling them sin mobiles or something! ; )
However, maybe these fundies wives would finally get an organism when the
condom man arrives.
Matty
--
My blog: http://kaiwai.blogspot.com/
Using a mouse in unix? That's heresy.
"Was there any truth in the rumour that you were
dead?" - Norman; The Great Australian Bleeder
"You don't have to live next to me, Just give me my
equality" - Nina Simone (Mississippi *****)
"Science without religion is lame, religion without
science is blind." - Albert Einstein
"You don't need to be 'straight' to fight and die
for your country. You just need to
shoot straight." - Barry Goldwater, (Ret. AF general)
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| User: "Xomicron" |
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| Title: Re: Have an emergency? Just dial 696969 |
03 Jun 2004 09:29:32 PM |
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Matty <kaiwainz@yahoo.com.au> wrote in news:2ia4leFkp2dbU1@uni-berlin.de:
McGuyver wrote:
MarkA <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in message
news:<pan.2004.06.03.11.20.29.625071@stopspam.net>...
On Thu, 03 Jun 2004 02:22:08 +0000, Xomicron wrote:
Amorous Swedes to Get Emergency Condom Deliveries
STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - A Swedish aid organization will roll out a new
line of defense to the country's emergency services next week -- the
condom ambulance.
From Friday, June 4, amorous couples can call the telephone number
696969 and a white van featuring a large red condom with wings as a
logo will deliver them a packet of 10 prophylactics.
<snip>
Now THAT's a government that serves the people!
Imagine if they did that in the US! They'd have to have more drivers
than Dominos Pizza! And the religious nuts would be slashing their
tires and calling them sin mobiles or something! ; )
However, maybe these fundies wives would finally get an organism when
the condom man arrives.
An organism?
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| User: "McGuyver" |
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| Title: Re: Have an emergency? Just dial 696969 |
04 Jun 2004 11:55:53 AM |
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Xomicron <xomicron@wp.pl> wrote in message news:<g8Rvc.3490$ri2.2241@charlie.risq.qc.ca>...
Matty <kaiwainz@yahoo.com.au> wrote in news:2ia4leFkp2dbU1@uni-berlin.de:
McGuyver wrote:
MarkA <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in message
news:<pan.2004.06.03.11.20.29.625071@stopspam.net>...
On Thu, 03 Jun 2004 02:22:08 +0000, Xomicron wrote:
Amorous Swedes to Get Emergency Condom Deliveries
STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - A Swedish aid organization will roll out a new
line of defense to the country's emergency services next week -- the
condom ambulance.
From Friday, June 4, amorous couples can call the telephone number
696969 and a white van featuring a large red condom with wings as a
logo will deliver them a packet of 10 prophylactics.
<snip>
Now THAT's a government that serves the people!
Imagine if they did that in the US! They'd have to have more drivers
than Dominos Pizza! And the religious nuts would be slashing their
tires and calling them sin mobiles or something! ; )
However, maybe these fundies wives would finally get an organism when
the condom man arrives.
An organism?
LOL! I almost wet myself!
I guess if they're selling cheap condoms that break she would...
What kind of organism? The kind that crys and craps all the time or
the kind that you have to go get a shot for?
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| User: "Matty" |
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| Title: Re: Have an emergency? Just dial 696969 |
04 Jun 2004 12:50:24 AM |
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Xomicron wrote:
Matty <kaiwainz@yahoo.com.au> wrote in news:2ia4leFkp2dbU1@uni-berlin.de:
McGuyver wrote:
MarkA <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in message
news:<pan.2004.06.03.11.20.29.625071@stopspam.net>...
On Thu, 03 Jun 2004 02:22:08 +0000, Xomicron wrote:
Amorous Swedes to Get Emergency Condom Deliveries
STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - A Swedish aid organization will roll out a new
line of defense to the country's emergency services next week -- the
condom ambulance.
From Friday, June 4, amorous couples can call the telephone number
696969 and a white van featuring a large red condom with wings as a
logo will deliver them a packet of 10 prophylactics.
<snip>
Now THAT's a government that serves the people!
Imagine if they did that in the US! They'd have to have more drivers
than Dominos Pizza! And the religious nuts would be slashing their
tires and calling them sin mobiles or something! ; )
However, maybe these fundies wives would finally get an organism when
the condom man arrives.
An organism?
Two ways you could look at that; I'll let you use your imagination.
Matty
--
My blog: http://kaiwai.blogspot.com/
Using a mouse in unix? That's heresy.
"Was there any truth in the rumour that you were
dead?" - Norman; The Great Australian Bleeder
"You don't have to live next to me, Just give me my
equality" - Nina Simone (Mississippi *****)
"Science without religion is lame, religion without
science is blind." - Albert Einstein
"You don't need to be 'straight' to fight and die
for your country. You just need to
shoot straight." - Barry Goldwater, (Ret. AF general)
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: Have an emergency? Just dial 696969 |
04 Jun 2004 06:24:54 AM |
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On Fri, 04 Jun 2004 15:50:24 +1000, Matty wrote:
Xomicron wrote:
Matty <kaiwainz@yahoo.com.au> wrote in
news:2ia4leFkp2dbU1@uni-berlin.de:
McGuyver wrote:
MarkA <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in message
news:<pan.2004.06.03.11.20.29.625071@stopspam.net>...
On Thu, 03 Jun 2004 02:22:08 +0000, Xomicron wrote:
Amorous Swedes to Get Emergency Condom Deliveries
STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - A Swedish aid organization will roll out a new
line of defense to the country's emergency services next week -- the
condom ambulance.
From Friday, June 4, amorous couples can call the telephone number
696969 and a white van featuring a large red condom with wings as a
logo will deliver them a packet of 10 prophylactics.
<snip>
Now THAT's a government that serves the people!
Imagine if they did that in the US! They'd have to have more drivers
than Dominos Pizza! And the religious nuts would be slashing their
tires and calling them sin mobiles or something! ; )
However, maybe these fundies wives would finally get an organism when
the condom man arrives.
An organism?
Two ways you could look at that; I'll let you use your imagination.
Matty
I thought that condoms were supposed to prevent the spread of organisms,
and promote the spread of orgasms!
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "Matty" |
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| Title: Re: Have an emergency? Just dial 696969 |
04 Jun 2004 09:10:36 AM |
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MarkA wrote:
On Fri, 04 Jun 2004 15:50:24 +1000, Matty wrote:
Xomicron wrote:
Matty <kaiwainz@yahoo.com.au> wrote in
news:2ia4leFkp2dbU1@uni-berlin.de:
McGuyver wrote:
MarkA <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in message
news:<pan.2004.06.03.11.20.29.625071@stopspam.net>...
On Thu, 03 Jun 2004 02:22:08 +0000, Xomicron wrote:
Amorous Swedes to Get Emergency Condom Deliveries
STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - A Swedish aid organization will roll out a new
line of defense to the country's emergency services next week -- the
condom ambulance.
From Friday, June 4, amorous couples can call the telephone number
696969 and a white van featuring a large red condom with wings as a
logo will deliver them a packet of 10 prophylactics.
<snip>
Now THAT's a government that serves the people!
Imagine if they did that in the US! They'd have to have more drivers
than Dominos Pizza! And the religious nuts would be slashing their
tires and calling them sin mobiles or something! ; )
However, maybe these fundies wives would finally get an organism when
the condom man arrives.
An organism?
Two ways you could look at that; I'll let you use your imagination.
Matty
I thought that condoms were supposed to prevent the spread of organisms,
and promote the spread of orgasms!
Christian Fundamentalist, poor performance caused by too much stress etc. etc.
Hence I said, "I'll let you use your imagination".
Matty
--
My blog: http://kaiwai.blogspot.com/
Using a mouse in unix? That's heresy.
"Was there any truth in the rumour that you were
dead?" - Norman; The Great Australian Bleeder
"You don't have to live next to me, Just give me my
equality" - Nina Simone (Mississippi *****)
"Science without religion is lame, religion without
science is blind." - Albert Einstein
"You don't need to be 'straight' to fight and die
for your country. You just need to
shoot straight." - Barry Goldwater, (Ret. AF general)
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| User: "Matty" |
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| Title: Re: Have an emergency? Just dial 696969 |
03 Jun 2004 08:17:02 AM |
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MarkA wrote:
On Thu, 03 Jun 2004 02:22:08 +0000, Xomicron wrote:
Amorous Swedes to Get Emergency Condom Deliveries
STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - A Swedish aid organization will roll out a new line
of defense to the country's emergency services next week -- the condom
ambulance.
From Friday, June 4, amorous couples can call the telephone number 696969
and a white van featuring a large red condom with wings as a logo will
deliver them a packet of 10 prophylactics.
<snip>
Now THAT's a government that serves the people!
If you're alone, do they serve your 'other needs' as well ;-)
Matty
--
My blog: http://kaiwai.blogspot.com/
"Was there any truth in the rumour that you were
dead?" - Norman; The Great Australian Bleeder
"You don't have to live next to me, Just give me my
equality" - Nina Simone (Mississippi *****)
"Science without religion is lame, religion without
science is blind." - Albert Einstein
"You don't need to be 'straight' to fight and die
for your country. You just need to
shoot straight." - Barry Goldwater, (Ret. AF general)
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| User: "Richard Smol" |
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| Title: Re: Have an emergency? Just dial 696969 |
03 Jun 2004 02:36:52 PM |
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Matty wrote:
MarkA wrote:
On Thu, 03 Jun 2004 02:22:08 +0000, Xomicron wrote:
Amorous Swedes to Get Emergency Condom Deliveries
STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - A Swedish aid organization will roll out a new
line
of defense to the country's emergency services next week -- the condom
ambulance.
From Friday, June 4, amorous couples can call the telephone number
696969
and a white van featuring a large red condom with wings as a logo will
deliver them a packet of 10 prophylactics.
<snip>
Now THAT's a government that serves the people!
If you're alone, do they serve your 'other needs' as well ;-)
Like my need for spare ribs?
RS
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| User: "Citizen" |
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04 Jun 2004 10:11:39 AM |
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Richard Smol wrote:
Matty wrote:
MarkA wrote:
On Thu, 03 Jun 2004 02:22:08 +0000, Xomicron wrote:
Amorous Swedes to Get Emergency Condom Deliveries
STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - A Swedish aid organization will roll out a
new line
of defense to the country's emergency services next week -- the condom
ambulance.
From Friday, June 4, amorous couples can call the telephone number
696969
and a white van featuring a large red condom with wings as a logo will
deliver them a packet of 10 prophylactics.
<snip>
Now THAT's a government that serves the people!
If you're alone, do they serve your 'other needs' as well ;-)
Like my need for spare ribs?
RS
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What about nicarette? (puff puff)
Sounds like a brilliant marketing scheme though ... certainly will
make people tlak about it as well.
Not sure if I would want a van with a large red condom on it pulling up
in front of my house tho. ;P
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| User: "Ray Fischer" |
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02 Jun 2004 10:04:43 PM |
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Xomicron <xomicron@wp.pl> wrote:
Amorous Swedes to Get Emergency Condom Deliveries
STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - A Swedish aid organization will roll out a new line
of defense to the country's emergency services next week -- the condom
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| User: "Xomicron" |
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02 Jun 2004 10:49:55 PM |
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(Ray Fischer) wrote in
news:c9m4ga$a4u$1@bolt.sonic.net:
Xomicron <xomicron@wp.pl> wrote:
Amorous Swedes to Get Emergency Condom Deliveries
STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - A Swedish aid organization will roll out a new
line of defense to the country's emergency services next week -- the
condom
_____________________
/| /| | |
||__|| | Do not feed the |
/ O O\__ | trolls. Thank you. |
/ \ | --Mgt. |
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/ \|_|_|/ | _||
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* _ | |_|_|_| | \-/
*-- _--\ _ \ | ||
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* ___ c_c_c_C/ \C_c_c_c____________
Get a new act, Ray.
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| User: "W. Syme" |
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03 Jun 2004 03:33:07 AM |
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On 3 Jun 2004 03:49:55 GMT, Xomicron <xomicron@wp.pl> wrote:
rfischer@bolt.sonic.net (Ray Fischer) wrote in
news:c9m4ga$a4u$1@bolt.sonic.net:
Xomicron <xomicron@wp.pl> wrote:
Amorous Swedes to Get Emergency Condom Deliveries
STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - A Swedish aid organization will roll out a new
line of defense to the country's emergency services next week -- the
condom
_____________________
/| /| | |
||__|| | Do not feed the |
/ O O\__ | trolls. Thank you. |
/ \ | --Mgt. |
/ \ \|_____________________|
/ _ \ \ ||
/ |\____\ \ ||
/ | | | |\____/ ||
/ \|_|_|/ | _||
/ / \ |____| ||
/ | | | --|
| | | |____ --|
* _ | |_|_|_| | \-/
*-- _--\ _ \ | ||
/ _ \\ | / `
* / \_ /- | | |
* ___ c_c_c_C/ \C_c_c_c____________
Get a new act, Ray.
_____________________
/| /| | |
||__|| | Do not feed the |
/ O O\__ | trolls. Thank you. |
/ \ | --Mgt. |
/ \ \|_____________________|
/ _ \ \ ||
/ |\____\ \ ||
/ | | | |\____/ ||
/ \|_|_|/ | _||
/ / \ |____| ||
/ | | | --|
| | | |____ --|
* _ | |_|_|_| | \-/
*-- _--\ _ \ | ||
/ _ \\ | / `
* / \_ /- | | |
* ___ c_c_c_C/ \C_c_c_c____________
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Prove all things; hold fast that which is good. (1 Thessalonians 5:21)
W. Syme (pseudonym), European, non-native English speaker, "soft" atheist.
Email will not be read.
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