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"Hiscoming" |
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12 Apr 2004 01:31:03 PM |
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Have You Seen Jesus? |
He is no more in the grave.
Death could not hold Him captive, because Jesus is the Lord.
Matthew 28:
6 He is not here: for he is risen, as he said. Come, see the
place where the Lord lay.
7 And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from
the dead; and, behold, he goeth before you into Galilee; there shall ye see
him: lo, I have told you.
Jesus revealed Himself after His resurrection.
Mark 16:
9 Now when Jesus was risen early the first day of the week, he
appeared first to Mary Magdalene, out of whom he had cast seven devils.
14 Afterward he appeared unto the eleven as they sat at meat, and
upbraided them with their unbelief and hardness of heart, because they
believed not them which had seen him after he was risen.
Acts 1:
3 To whom also he shewed himself alive after his passion by many
infallible proofs, being seen of them forty days, and speaking of the things
pertaining to the kingdom of God:
Luke 24:
40 And when he had thus spoken, he shewed them his hands and his
feet.
Many people saw him.
1 Corinthians 15::
6 After that, he was seen of above five hundred brethren at once; of whom
the greater part remain unto this present, but some are fallen asleep.
7 After that, he was seen of James; then of all the apostles.
Jesus was even seen after His accession to Heaven
1 Corinthians 15::
8 And last of all he was seen of me also, as of one born out of due time.
Acts 7:
55 But he, being full of the Holy Ghost, looked up stedfastly into heaven,
and saw the glory of God, and Jesus standing on the right hand of God,
56 And said, Behold, I see the heavens opened, and the Son of man standing
on the right hand of God.
www.btinternet.com/~hiscoming
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Have You Seen Jesus? |
12 Apr 2004 08:08:19 PM |
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"Hiscoming" <hiscoming@btopenworld.com> wrote in
news:c5en97$ndg$1@sparta.btinternet.com:
He is no more in the grave.
Y'know...you buggers do this every year, but you still haven't produced a
body.
It simply is never going to happen.
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
A: To get to the other...er, um...
[seen on a math jokes site]
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| User: "The_other_Donald" |
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| Title: Re: Have You Seen Jesus? What a dolt |
12 Apr 2004 04:09:39 PM |
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"Hiscoming" <hiscoming@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
news:c5en97$ndg$1@sparta.btinternet.com...
He is no more in the grave.
A bunch of trailer trash Aryans dug up his corpse for a "necro-sodomy"
celebration at Easter. It was "Renewal of the Ignorance" book burning
festival.
Jesus revealed Himself after His resurrection.
That is illegal in Texas under various obscenity and "flasher" laws.
Many people saw him.
More witnesses to convict the pervert.
Jesus was even seen after His accession to Heaven
I believe the modern term would be upskirt, and many porn sites cater to
just such a fetish.
By the way: "Have You Seen Jesus?" .....why do I get this uncontrollable
urge to imitate Forrest Gump to Lt Dan: "I didn't know I was supposed to be
looking for him, sir."
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| User: "Jez" |
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| Title: Re: Have You Seen Jesus? |
12 Apr 2004 02:56:49 PM |
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"Hiscoming" <hiscoming@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
news:c5en97$ndg$1@sparta.btinternet.com...
He is no more in the grave.
Death could not hold Him captive, because Jesus is the Lord.
YAWN.
He never existed.
So how could anyone see him ?
And if he did exist, he's been looooonnnnngggggg DEAD.
--
Jez
"The condition of alienation, of being asleep, of being unconscious,
of being out of one's mind, is the condition of the normal man. Society
highly values its normal man.It educates children to lose themselves
and to become absurd,and thus to be normal. Normal men have killed
perhaps 100,000,000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years."
R.D. Laing
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Have You Seen Jesus? |
12 Apr 2004 03:17:39 PM |
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In article <407af467$0$592$cc9e4d1f@news.dial.pipex.com>, Jez says...
"Hiscoming" <hiscoming@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
news:c5en97$ndg$1@sparta.btinternet.com...
He is no more in the grave.
Death could not hold Him captive, because Jesus is the Lord.
YAWN.
He never existed.
So how could anyone see him ?
And if he did exist, he's been looooonnnnngggggg DEAD.
My five-year-old daughter came across some pictures from The Passion in Time
Magazine while we were at my parents' house for dinner yesterday. She was
totally freaked and "never wants to see Jesus again!"
Lovely ;p
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Woden" |
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| Title: Re: Have You Seen Jesus? |
12 Apr 2004 05:19:08 PM |
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Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> honored us in alt.atheism with the
following discourse:
In article <407af467$0$592$cc9e4d1f@news.dial.pipex.com>, Jez says...
"Hiscoming" <hiscoming@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
news:c5en97$ndg$1@sparta.btinternet.com...
He is no more in the grave.
Death could not hold Him captive, because Jesus is the Lord.
YAWN.
He never existed.
So how could anyone see him ?
And if he did exist, he's been looooonnnnngggggg DEAD.
My five-year-old daughter came across some pictures from The Passion
in Time Magazine while we were at my parents' house for dinner
yesterday. She was totally freaked and "never wants to see Jesus
again!"
Lovely ;p
My 3 year old grandson saw ads for it on TV and told me he didn't want to
so see that "scary movie".
Kids are too damn smart.
--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political institution for the control of
people's thoughts, lives, and actions; based on
ancient myths and superstitions perpetrated through
generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Have You Seen Jesus? |
13 Apr 2004 09:48:03 AM |
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In article <Xns94C9BAF59FB54wodencharternet@216.168.3.44>, Woden says...
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> honored us in alt.atheism with the
following discourse:
In article <407af467$0$592$cc9e4d1f@news.dial.pipex.com>, Jez says...
"Hiscoming" <hiscoming@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
news:c5en97$ndg$1@sparta.btinternet.com...
He is no more in the grave.
Death could not hold Him captive, because Jesus is the Lord.
YAWN.
He never existed.
So how could anyone see him ?
And if he did exist, he's been looooonnnnngggggg DEAD.
My five-year-old daughter came across some pictures from The Passion
in Time Magazine while we were at my parents' house for dinner
yesterday. She was totally freaked and "never wants to see Jesus
again!"
Lovely ;p
My 3 year old grandson saw ads for it on TV and told me he didn't want to
so see that "scary movie".
Kids are too damn smart.
Indeed. My daughter was already upset after seeing a picture of the Pieta.
Apparently she'd been hearing a lot about Jesus prior to Easter and wanted to
see what he (supposedly) looked like, so I found some things on the Net. When
she saw the pictures in the magazine, that's when she started saying "I don't
want to ever see Jesus again!" No prompting on my part, I swear.
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: Have You Seen Jesus? |
12 Apr 2004 04:54:57 PM |
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"Hiscoming" <hiscoming@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
news:c5en97$ndg$1@sparta.btinternet.com...
He is no more in the grave.
Death could not hold Him captive, because Jesus is the Lord.
Matthew 28:
6 He is not here: for he is risen, as he said. Come, see the
place where the Lord lay.
7 And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from
the dead; and, behold, he goeth before you into Galilee; there shall ye
see
him: lo, I have told you.
Jesus revealed Himself after His resurrection.
Mark 16:
9 Now when Jesus was risen early the first day of the week, he
appeared first to Mary Magdalene, out of whom he had cast seven devils.
14 Afterward he appeared unto the eleven as they sat at meat, and
upbraided them with their unbelief and hardness of heart, because they
believed not them which had seen him after he was risen.
Acts 1:
3 To whom also he shewed himself alive after his passion by many
infallible proofs, being seen of them forty days, and speaking of the
things
pertaining to the kingdom of God:
Luke 24:
40 And when he had thus spoken, he shewed them his hands and his
feet.
This all sounds like a great hoax! Get your confederates to steal the body,
and then claim it got up and walked away.
Boy, people back then were really gullible.
What's your excuse?
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
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| User: "Family Man" |
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12 Apr 2004 02:46:11 PM |
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"Hiscoming" <hiscoming@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
news:c5en97$ndg$1@sparta.btinternet.com...
I saw jesus yesterday. He was being arrested for selling crack.
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| User: "Samir Ribic" |
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13 Apr 2004 02:43:54 AM |
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"Family Man" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote in message news:<8mCec.28$bl.3@okepread03>...
"Hiscoming" <hiscoming@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
news:c5en97$ndg$1@sparta.btinternet.com...
I saw jesus yesterday. He was being arrested for selling crack.
The only Jesus I have seen myself is indeed active atheist, the
redactor of webzine Ateismo (in Esperanto)
http://www.iespana.es/ateismo/index.html
Indeed, his name is Jesus de las Heras
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| User: "spakka" |
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| Title: Re: Have You Seen Jesus? |
12 Apr 2004 03:33:16 PM |
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On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 15:46:11 -0400, Family Man wrote:
"Hiscoming" <hiscoming@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
news:c5en97$ndg$1@sparta.btinternet.com...
I saw jesus yesterday. He was being arrested for selling crack.
"Upon this rock I will build my church"
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| User: "Claytie the Umpire Slayer" |
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12 Apr 2004 08:28:20 PM |
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"spakka" <usenet_spam@mail.invalid> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.04.12.20.30.19.906982@mail.invalid...
On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 15:46:11 -0400, Family Man wrote:
"Hiscoming" <hiscoming@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
news:c5en97$ndg$1@sparta.btinternet.com...
I saw jesus yesterday. He was being arrested for selling crack.
"Upon this rock I will build my church"
Inhale this smoke...for it is my flatulence!
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| User: "Jez" |
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12 Apr 2004 03:42:09 PM |
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"spakka" <usenet_spam@mail.invalid> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.04.12.20.30.19.906982@mail.invalid...
On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 15:46:11 -0400, Family Man wrote:
"Hiscoming" <hiscoming@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
news:c5en97$ndg$1@sparta.btinternet.com...
I saw jesus yesterday. He was being arrested for selling crack.
"Upon this rock I will build my church"
LOL !!!
--
Jez
"The condition of alienation, of being asleep, of being unconscious,
of being out of one's mind, is the condition of the normal man. Society
highly values its normal man.It educates children to lose themselves
and to become absurd,and thus to be normal. Normal men have killed
perhaps 100,000,000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years."
R.D. Laing
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| User: "Hamish McNugget" |
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12 Apr 2004 04:54:47 PM |
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Hiscoming recently shared the following:
I saw jesus this morning. He was removing the weeds in my neighbor's
yard.
--
McN
aa# 2134 a-vet#20
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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12 Apr 2004 05:10:49 PM |
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On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 21:54:47 +0000 in episode
<162fkdeh9gy6h.uefgrn6hagn6.dlg@40tude.net> we saw our hero Hamish
McNugget <yggdrasil@whoever.com>:
Hiscoming recently shared the following:
I saw jesus this morning. He was removing the weeds in my neighbor's
yard.
I used to see Jesus all the time but that was when I lived in LA...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism,
because it is a merger of State and corporate power."
- Mussolini
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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12 Apr 2004 09:30:44 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in
news:pan.2004.04.12.22.10.48.852507@hoo.com-amikchi:
On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 21:54:47 +0000 in episode
<162fkdeh9gy6h.uefgrn6hagn6.dlg@40tude.net> we saw our hero Hamish
McNugget <yggdrasil@whoever.com>:
Hiscoming recently shared the following:
I saw jesus this morning. He was removing the weeds in my
neighbor's
yard.
I used to see Jesus all the time but that was when I lived in LA...
On Sunset Blvd? I've heard stories about that street...
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
A: To get to the other...er, um...
[seen on a math jokes site]
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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13 Apr 2004 08:34:11 AM |
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On Tue, 13 Apr 2004 02:30:44 +0000 in episode
<Xns94C9DC7B014C5askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18> we saw our hero Doc
Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com>:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in
news:pan.2004.04.12.22.10.48.852507@hoo.com-amikchi:
On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 21:54:47 +0000 in episode
<162fkdeh9gy6h.uefgrn6hagn6.dlg@40tude.net> we saw our hero Hamish
McNugget <yggdrasil@whoever.com>:
Hiscoming recently shared the following:
I saw jesus this morning. He was removing the weeds in my
neighbor's
yard.
I used to see Jesus all the time but that was when I lived in LA...
On Sunset Blvd? I've heard stories about that street...
I rarely went anywhere near Sunset. Not if I could help it. It's like how
people *always wanted to see that silly sidewalk in Hollyweird with the
stars in it and I always suggested they bring a push broom so we could
clear away the condoms and syringes...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism,
because it is a merger of State and corporate power."
- Mussolini
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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13 Apr 2004 10:19:14 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in
news:pan.2004.04.13.13.34.09.217612@hoo.com-amikchi:
On Tue, 13 Apr 2004 02:30:44 +0000 in episode
<Xns94C9DC7B014C5askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18> we saw our hero Doc
Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com>:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in
news:pan.2004.04.12.22.10.48.852507@hoo.com-amikchi:
On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 21:54:47 +0000 in episode
<162fkdeh9gy6h.uefgrn6hagn6.dlg@40tude.net> we saw our hero Hamish
McNugget <yggdrasil@whoever.com>:
Hiscoming recently shared the following:
I saw jesus this morning. He was removing the weeds in my
neighbor's
yard.
I used to see Jesus all the time but that was when I lived in LA...
On Sunset Blvd? I've heard stories about that street...
I rarely went anywhere near Sunset. Not if I could help it. It's like how
people *always wanted to see that silly sidewalk in Hollyweird with the
stars in it and I always suggested they bring a push broom so we could
clear away the condoms and syringes...
Wow--it's actually gotten worse than the jokes Carson used to tell made it
seem.
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
A: To get to the other...er, um...
[seen on a math jokes site]
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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13 Apr 2004 10:46:58 PM |
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On Wed, 14 Apr 2004 03:19:14 +0000 in episode
<Xns94CAE37D6D790askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18> we saw our hero Doc
Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com>:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in
news:pan.2004.04.13.13.34.09.217612@hoo.com-amikchi:
On Tue, 13 Apr 2004 02:30:44 +0000 in episode
<Xns94C9DC7B014C5askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18> we saw our hero Doc
Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com>:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote in
news:pan.2004.04.12.22.10.48.852507@hoo.com-amikchi:
On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 21:54:47 +0000 in episode
<162fkdeh9gy6h.uefgrn6hagn6.dlg@40tude.net> we saw our hero Hamish
McNugget <yggdrasil@whoever.com>:
Hiscoming recently shared the following:
I saw jesus this morning. He was removing the weeds in my
neighbor's
yard.
I used to see Jesus all the time but that was when I lived in LA...
On Sunset Blvd? I've heard stories about that street...
I rarely went anywhere near Sunset. Not if I could help it. It's like
how people *always wanted to see that silly sidewalk in Hollyweird with
the stars in it and I always suggested they bring a push broom so we
could clear away the condoms and syringes...
Wow--it's actually gotten worse than the jokes Carson used to tell made it
seem.
I guess Sunset isn't as bad as I've understood it to have been once. The
area that used to be known as "Sunset Strip" incorporated years ago as
West Hollywood (the first US city with a solidly gay city council and
mayor). Then started going seriously "upscale" and the actually
interesting gay community left for Pomona.
But Hollywood? Yeesh. They tried to secede from LA and become a city. I'm
surprised LA didn't offer to buy them a bus ticket to Arizona or
something. I had an interview at Paramount once (the last studio actually
still in Hollywood). Place is a walled off fortress in a ghetto. Very
attractive. <wry-g>
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism,
because it is a merger of State and corporate power."
- Mussolini
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| User: "MzBeauti21" |
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12 Apr 2004 02:40:08 PM |
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How to become a millionare
"I'm 19 and I make more money than my my parents and so can you"
Turn $6.00 into $60,000...read this to find out how!!!
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APO, AE 09180
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NOTE:
You may want to retain every name and address sent to you, either on a computer
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members will be reimbursed for their participation as a List Developer with one
dollar each.
Your name will move up the list geometrically so that when your name reaches
the #1 position you will be receiving thousands of dollars in CASH!!!
What an opportunity for only $6.00 ($1.00 for each of the first six people
listed above)
Send it now, add your own name to the list and you're in business!
---DIRECTIONS ----- FOR HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS------------
Step 1)
You do not need to re-type this entire letter to do your own posting.
Simply put your cursor at the beginning of this letter and drag your cursor to
the bottom of this document, and select 'copy' from the edit menu. This will
copy the
entire letter into the computer's memory.
Step 2)
Open a blank 'notepad' file and place your cursor at the top of the blank page.
From the 'edit' menu select 'paste'. This will paste a copy of the letter into
notepad so that you can add your name to the list. Step 3) Save your new
notepad file as a .txt file. If you want to do your postings in different
settings, you'll always have this file to go back to.
Step 4)
Use Netscape or Internet explorer and try searching for various newsgroups
(on-line forums, message boards, chat sites, discussions, etc.)
Step 5)
Visit these message boards and post this article as a new message by
highlighting the text of this letter and selecting paste from the edit menu.
Fill in the Subject, this
will be the header that everyone sees as they scroll through the list of
postings in a particular group, click the post message button. You're done with
your first one!
Congratulations...THAT'S IT!
All you have to do is jump to different newsgroups and post away, after you get
the hang of it, it will take about 30 seconds for each newsgroup!
**REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL MAKE!! BUT
YOU HAVE TO POST A MINIMUM OF 200**
That's it! You will begin receiving money from around the world within days!
You may eventually want to rent a P.O.Box due to the large amount of mail you
will receive. If you wish to stay anonymous, you can invent a name to use, as
long as the postman will deliver it.
**JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE ADDRESSES ARE CORRECT.**
Now the WHY part:
Out of 200 postings, say I receive only 5 replies (a very low example). So then
I made $5.00 with my name at #6 on the letter.
Now, each of the 5 persons who just sent me $1.00 make the MINIMUM 200
postings, each with my name at #5 and only 5 persons respond to each of the
original 5, that is another $25.00 for me, now those 25 each make 200 MINIMUM
posts with my name at #4 and only 5 replies each, I will bring in an additional
$125.00!
Now, those 125 persons turn around and post the MINIMUM 200 with my name at #3
and only receive 5 replies each, I will make an additional $626.00!
OK, now here is the fun part, each of those 625 persons post a MINIMUM 200
letters with my name at #2 and they each only receive 5 replies, that just made
me $3,125.00!!!
Those 3,125 persons will all deliver this message to 200 newsgroups with my
name at #1 and if still ONLY 5 persons per 200 newsgroups react I will receive
$15,625,00!
With an original investment of only $6.00! AMAZING! When your name is no longer
on the list, you just take the latest posting in the newsgroups, and send out
another $6.00 to names on the list, putting your name at number 6 again. And
start posting again.
The thing to remember is do you realize that thousands of people all over the
world are joining the internet and reading these articles everyday?, JUST LIKE
YOU are now!!
So, can you afford $6.00 and see if it really works?? I think so...
People have said, "what if the plan is played out and no one sends you the
money? So what! What are the chances of that happening when there are tons of
new honest users and new honest people who are joining the internet and
newsgroups everyday and are willing to give it a try?
Estimates are at 20,000 to 50,000 new users, every day, with thousands of those
joining the actual internet.
Remember, play FAIRLY and HONESTLY and this will really work!!!
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Become a millionaire in 20-60 days |
12 Apr 2004 04:29:17 PM |
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On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 19:40:08 +0000 in episode
<20040412154008.17455.00000256@mb-m16.aol.com> we saw our hero
mzbeauti21@aol.com (MzBeauti21):
How to become a millionare
How to lose your AOL account.
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism,
because it is a merger of State and corporate power."
- Mussolini
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: Have You Seen Jesus? |
12 Apr 2004 05:58:47 PM |
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In article <c5en97$ndg$1@sparta.btinternet.com>,
"Hiscoming" <hiscoming@btopenworld.com> wrote:
He is no more in the grave.
Death could not hold Him captive, because Jesus is the Lord.
Matthew 28:
6 He is not here: for he is risen, as he said. Come, see the
place where the Lord lay.
7 And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from
the dead; and, behold, he goeth before you into Galilee; there shall ye see
him: lo, I have told you.
Let me guess... you actually believe what's written in the Bible, and
think it's the acme of truth right? That's pathetic, you know. Poor slob.
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Have You Seen Jesus? |
12 Apr 2004 08:45:35 PM |
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Have You Seen Jesus?
Si
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| User: "geezerguy" |
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12 Apr 2004 10:47:50 PM |
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*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message news:<nemo0037-4263E5.18584712042004@news04.east.earthlink.net>...
In article <c5en97$ndg$1@sparta.btinternet.com>,
"Hiscoming" <hiscoming@btopenworld.com> wrote:
He is no more in the grave.
Death could not hold Him captive, because Jesus is the Lord.
Matthew 28:
6 He is not here: for he is risen, as he said. Come, see the
place where the Lord lay.
7 And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from
the dead; and, behold, he goeth before you into Galilee; there shall ye see
him: lo, I have told you.
Let me guess... you actually believe what's written in the Bible, and
think it's the acme of truth right? That's pathetic, you know. Poor slob.
I met jesus's dad once on a Street in L.A. A big tall guy with flowing
beard in a nice grey suit. He hand me a paper on which in a florid
hand he had written "I am the lord god etc...." I just said that's
nice and kept on walking.
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: Have You Seen Jesus? |
12 Apr 2004 03:46:42 PM |
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On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 18:31:03 +0000 (UTC), "Hiscoming"
<hiscoming@btopenworld.com> wrote:
<snip>
Err, you do realize that quoting from the Bible isn't going to impress
anyone who doesn't already believe in it, right...?
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| User: "BDK" |
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| Title: Re: Have You Seen Jesus? |
13 Apr 2004 02:53:45 AM |
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In article <guvl70l9gjpgiouo64ounp3l85tggi5e39@4ax.com>,
quoththeraven@nevermore.com says...
On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 18:31:03 +0000 (UTC), "Hiscoming"
<hiscoming@btopenworld.com> wrote:
<snip>
Err, you do realize that quoting from the Bible isn't going to impress
anyone who doesn't already believe in it, right...?
That's what they don't seem to be able to understand. We have a really
obnoxious woman at work who continually throws out stuff from the bible.
Even most of the believers in god at work are doubtful of the
truthfullness of a lot of it, and when we say things like "Just because
it's in the bible, doesn't make what it says true!" She looks like a
deer caught in the headlights, and her mouth opens and closes like a
fish, and then she runs away to her cubicle. Then later, she reappears
and spouts some other scripture that she says proves the last load she
blew out earlier.
We keep telling her that you can't prove the bible is true with the
bible! She just sighs and says we aren't reading it right, etc.
Eventually, we call her a loon, or whack job, and she gets all upset.
And she wonders why nobody she goes out with, even from the whacky
church she goes to, wants to date her again.
BDK
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Have You Seen Jesus? |
13 Apr 2004 08:25:44 AM |
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In article <MPG.1ae56693eeece1e5989977@news.buckeye-express.com>, BDK says...
In article <guvl70l9gjpgiouo64ounp3l85tggi5e39@4ax.com>,
quoththeraven@nevermore.com says...
On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 18:31:03 +0000 (UTC), "Hiscoming"
<hiscoming@btopenworld.com> wrote:
<snip>
Err, you do realize that quoting from the Bible isn't going to impress
anyone who doesn't already believe in it, right...?
That's what they don't seem to be able to understand. We have a really
obnoxious woman at work who continually throws out stuff from the bible.
Even most of the believers in god at work are doubtful of the
truthfullness of a lot of it, and when we say things like "Just because
it's in the bible, doesn't make what it says true!" She looks like a
deer caught in the headlights, and her mouth opens and closes like a
fish, and then she runs away to her cubicle. Then later, she reappears
and spouts some other scripture that she says proves the last load she
blew out earlier.
We keep telling her that you can't prove the bible is true with the
bible! She just sighs and says we aren't reading it right, etc.
Eventually, we call her a loon, or whack job, and she gets all upset.
And she wonders why nobody she goes out with, even from the whacky
church she goes to, wants to date her again.
Golly gee, I couldn't imagine why!
She'd have fits just walking by my desk - I've got a gargoyle, a figure from the
Puppetmaster movies, Sally from The Nightmare before Christmas and a teddybear
with a mohawk and a nose ring ;)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Steve Knight" |
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| Title: Re: Have You Seen Jesus? |
12 Apr 2004 06:38:34 PM |
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On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 20:46:42 GMT, raven1 <quoththeraven@nevermore.com>
wrote:
On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 18:31:03 +0000 (UTC), "Hiscoming"
<hiscoming@btopenworld.com> wrote:
<snip>
Err, you do realize that quoting from the Bible isn't going to impress
anyone who doesn't already believe in it, right...?
He doesn't. We've seen this sort of thing before. The poor
pathetic troll is a Kristian Zombie and the chances of him
understanding reality are slim to none.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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| Title: Re: Have You Seen Jesus? |
12 Apr 2004 07:05:13 PM |
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On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 18:31:03 +0000 (UTC), "Hiscoming"
<hiscoming@btopenworld.com> wrote:
***** and die, you stupid, nasty, in-your-face moron.
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| User: "Jos Flachs" |
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| Title: Re: Have You Seen Jesus? |
13 Apr 2004 12:44:15 AM |
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On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 18:31:03 +0000 (UTC), "Hiscoming"
<hiscoming@btopenworld.com> wrote:
He is no more in the grave.
Not fucking surprising after 2000 years.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Have You Seen Jesus? |
12 Apr 2004 04:28:23 PM |
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On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 18:31:03 +0000 in episode
<c5en97$ndg$1@sparta.btinternet.com> we saw our hero "Hiscoming"
<hiscoming@btopenworld.com>:
He is no more in the grave.
Because he never existed in the first place?
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism,
because it is a merger of State and corporate power."
- Mussolini
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