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Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"Fredric L. Rice" |
| Date: |
14 Mar 2006 10:11:12 PM |
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Hayes' Scientology hypocricy |
Matt and Trey will be on David Letterman tomorrow night, and they'll
be talking about "Chef" and his hypocricy.
""This is 100 percent having to do with his faith of
Scientology. ... He has no problem - and he's cashed
plenty of checks - with our show making fun of Christians."
~~~~~~~begin SP quote with Chef~~~~~~~
Stan: Why would God let Kenny die, Chef? Why? Kenny's my fff-friend.
Why can't God take someone else's fff-friend?
Chef: Stan, sometime God take those closest to us, because it makes him
feel better about Himself. He's a very vengeful God, Stan. He's all
***** about something we did thousands of years ago. He just can't
get over it. So he doesn't care who he takes: children, puppies, it
don't matter to him, so long as it makes us sad. Do you understand?
Stan: Then why does God give us anything to start with?
Chef: Well, look at it this way: if you want to make a baby cry, first
you give it a lollipop. Then, you take it away. If you never give it a
lollipop to begin with, then you would have nothing to cry about.
That's like God, who gives us life and love and health just so that he
can tear it all away and make us cry, so he can drink the sweet milk of
our tears...You see, it's our tears, Stan, that give God his great
power.
Stan: I think I understand.
~~~~~~~end SP quote with Chef~~~~~~~
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The Bush Regime: "A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be
the first against the wall when the revolution comes."
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SCOTT MCCLELLAN - arrested for lewd behavior after witnesses report him
masturbating in a movie theatre during "Brokeback Mountain."
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| User: "4lchemy" |
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| Title: Re: Hayes' Scientology hypocricy |
14 Mar 2006 10:18:58 PM |
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I went to youtube.com and pulled up that specific episode... at first I
didn't see why issac was all ***** then... they gave away the
secret! oooohhh hell the big secret! which hasn't been a secret for
like a decade now! they are very tight about their own. issac may have
been threatened to leave by the Hubbardites. Pretty friggin
hypocritical though you're right. does south park really need chef? i
think Rev. Stang should be his replacement in the school cafeteria. I
can imagine him giving advice to Cartman now! :-)
I can see a future of a "Bob-ed" South Park now! How could you possibly
parody the Subgenius? Errr wait... nevermind.
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