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"Kansan1225" |
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01 Jan 2004 10:56:01 AM |
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Heidi Klum and Kansan's sperm |
Cereus122 wrote in misc.activism.militia:
Subject: Re: Kansan fathered Heidi Klum's baby
From: (Cereus122)
Date: 1/1/2004 8:59 AM Central Standard Time
Message-id: <20040101015005.04031.00002210@mb-m07.aol.com>
Subject: Re: Kansan fathered Heidi Klum's baby
From: (Steve Olson)
Date: 12/23/2003 12:23 PM Pacific Standard Time
Message-id: <b862254a.0312231222.472b6595@posting.google.com>
kansan1225@aol.com (Kansan1225) wrote in message
news:<20031223103425.19924.00000752@mb-m01.aol.com>...
After the initial shock of finding out that my beloved Heidi was pregnant
without me knowing about it, I have now come to the realization that I am
the
father of this perfect baby.
In your dreams.
S. Olson
Forget it, man. He's got so much invested in this fantasy that he doesn't
even
read what you say anymore. It all goes through the Heidi filter.... Unless
you
are having fun, in which case you should ask him exactly what Heidi did with
his spluge-covered Kleenex to impregnate herself.....
Last night I welcomed the New Year at a dinner-dance at our Church, St.
Basil the Great Greek Orthodox Church, here in Houston. By the way, Happy New
Year everybody!
I was sitting with my friend Kyriakos and was going over my visit to
Bergisch Gladbach, Germany, with him. I ejaculated there a little after
midnight on Monday, July 14, 2003, but I told Kyriakos that Heidi is most
likely to give birth to our baby around May 21, 2004, more than than ten months
after obtaining my sperm.
I think she may have chosen to have the baby on May 21, because it is the
first day of Gemini, her Zodiac sign (she was born on June 1, 1973), and the
feast day of the Saints Constantine and Helena: if our baby is a girl, she
will name her Helene, after her grandmother Helene "Leni" Klum.
I then asked Kyriakos how could Heidi have the baby so much later than
nine months after obtaining my sperm. (I already knew the answer, but asked
him anyway to test my theory and his own point of view.) He immediately
answered that she must have frozen my sperm and used it to impregnate herself
later.
Exactly, I told him, she and her team must have used liquid nitrogen to
freeze my sperm, to be used later.
The Entities have let me know that Heidi impregnated herself with my
sperm in Kenya, where she was with Briatore from about August 15 to about
August 21, 2003. Nine months later comes May 21, 2004.
By the way, Kyriakos has a Ph.D. in Physics from a British university and
I have a Ph.D. in Chemical Engineering (1982) from Caltech, one of the top
American universities. The two of us came to the same conclusion
independently, about Heidi's delayed impregnation with my sperm.
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| User: "Kansan1225" |
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| Title: Re: Heidi Klum and Kansan's sperm |
01 Jan 2004 02:20:55 PM |
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My fellow Greek-American Marianna Karipidu wrote in alt.fan.letterman:
Subject: Re: Heidi Klum and Kansan's sperm
From: (Karipidu)
Date: 1/1/2004 12:53 PM Central Standard Time
Message-id: <20040101135331.16038.00001346@mb-m22.aol.com>
From: (Kansan1225)
I then asked Kyriakos how could Heidi have the baby so much later than
nine months after obtaining my sperm. (I already knew the answer, but asked
him anyway to test my theory and his own point of view.) He immediately
answered that she must have frozen my sperm and used it to impregnate
herself
later.
Exactly, I told him, she and her team must have used liquid nitrogen to
freeze my sperm, to be used later.
The Entities have let me know that Heidi impregnated herself with my
sperm in Kenya, where she was with Briatore from about August 15 to about
August 21, 2003. Nine months later comes May 21, 2004.
By the way, Kyriakos has a Ph.D. in Physics from a British university and
I have a Ph.D. in Chemical Engineering (1982) from Caltech, one of the top
American universities. The two of us came to the same conclusion
independently, about Heidi's delayed impregnation with my sperm.
Oh, my God! That was so funny, I couldn't stop laughing.
Niko,
Ti na sou kanei ena mualo,
cheimona, kalokairi...
Translation: "Nick, what can a single brain do for you, the same one
Winter and Summer? (It wears out.)"
Xronia polla, Marianna, kali xronia! Happy New Year!
When Heidi has our baby, take a look at the photographs: Both Heidi and
I were born with thick, dark hair. She has green eyes and I blue-green ones.
I have high cheekbones, like Heidi, an average-sized straight nose, and a very
pronounced chin. Heidi has a cleft in her chin.
I will be looking especially at the chin. Both of my daughters with Dina
have strong chins.
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| User: "Dr. DuFonet" |
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| Title: Re: Heidi Klum and Kansan's sperm |
01 Jan 2004 11:23:56 AM |
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"Kansan1225" <kansan1225@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20040101115601.03858.00002325@mb-m07.aol.com...
Cereus122 wrote in misc.activism.militia:
Subject: Re: Kansan fathered Heidi Klum's baby
From: (Cereus122)
Date: 1/1/2004 8:59 AM Central Standard Time
Message-id: <20040101015005.04031.00002210@mb-m07.aol.com>
Subject: Re: Kansan fathered Heidi Klum's baby
From: (Steve Olson)
Date: 12/23/2003 12:23 PM Pacific Standard Time
Message-id: <b862254a.0312231222.472b6595@posting.google.com>
kansan1225@aol.com (Kansan1225) wrote in message
news:<20031223103425.19924.00000752@mb-m01.aol.com>...
After the initial shock of finding out that my beloved Heidi was
pregnant
without me knowing about it, I have now come to the realization that I
am
the
father of this perfect baby.
In your dreams.
S. Olson
Forget it, man. He's got so much invested in this fantasy that he doesn't
even
read what you say anymore. It all goes through the Heidi filter....
Unless
you
are having fun, in which case you should ask him exactly what Heidi did
with
his spluge-covered Kleenex to impregnate herself.....
Last night I welcomed the New Year at a dinner-dance at our Church,
St.
Basil the Great Greek Orthodox Church, here in Houston. By the way, Happy
New
Year everybody!
I was sitting with my friend Kyriakos and was going over my visit to
Bergisch Gladbach, Germany, with him. I ejaculated there a little after
midnight on Monday, July 14, 2003, but I told Kyriakos that Heidi is most
likely to give birth to our baby around May 21, 2004, more than than ten
months
after obtaining my sperm.
I think she may have chosen to have the baby on May 21, because it
is the
first day of Gemini, her Zodiac sign (she was born on June 1, 1973), and
the
feast day of the Saints Constantine and Helena: if our baby is a girl,
she
will name her Helene, after her grandmother Helene "Leni" Klum.
I then asked Kyriakos how could Heidi have the baby so much later
than
nine months after obtaining my sperm. (I already knew the answer, but
asked
him anyway to test my theory and his own point of view.) He immediately
answered that she must have frozen my sperm and used it to impregnate
herself
later.
Exactly, I told him, she and her team must have used liquid nitrogen
to
freeze my sperm, to be used later.
The Entities have let me know that Heidi impregnated herself with my
sperm in Kenya, where she was with Briatore from about August 15 to about
August 21, 2003. Nine months later comes May 21, 2004.
By the way, Kyriakos has a Ph.D. in Physics from a British
university and
I have a Ph.D. in Chemical Engineering (1982) from Caltech, one of the top
American universities. The two of us came to the same conclusion
independently, about Heidi's delayed impregnation with my sperm.
I wish she would sue you for libel. Damn horny rich bastids.
--
Freedom of thought entails no "Intellectual Property".
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Heidi Klum and Kansan's sperm |
01 Jan 2004 11:28:10 AM |
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In article <20040101115601.03858.00002325@mb-m07.aol.com>, Kansan1225
says...snip
I was sitting with my friend Kyriakos and was going over my visit to
Bergisch Gladbach, Germany, with him. I ejaculated there a little after
midnight on Monday, July 14, 2003
Aaaaaaiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee!
You are absolutely disgusting. Get help now.
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Fester" |
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| Title: Re: Heidi Klum and Kansan's sperm |
01 Jan 2004 05:33:37 PM |
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Why am I skeptical that Kansan's little away team and the object of his
obsession have never even been on the same continent at the same time, let
alone met?
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Heidi Klum and Kansan's sperm |
01 Jan 2004 06:35:34 PM |
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On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 23:33:37 GMT, "Fester" <not@home.com> wrote:
Why am I skeptical that Kansan's little away team and the object of his
obsession have never even been on the same continent at the same time, let
alone met?
No....it's all true! Through DNA evidence and advanced age progression
techniques the first photo of Kansan and Klums offspring can now
already be seen!
http://tinyurl.com/288bj
As you can see, Kansan has some pretty strong genes.
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| User: "khartoum" |
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| Title: Re: Heidi Klum and Kansan's sperm |
01 Jan 2004 07:31:25 PM |
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wrote:
On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 23:33:37 GMT, "Fester" <not@home.com> wrote:
Why am I skeptical that Kansan's little away team and the object of his
obsession have never even been on the same continent at the same time, let
alone met?
No....it's all true! Through DNA evidence and advanced age progression
techniques the first photo of Kansan and Klums offspring can now
already be seen!
http://tinyurl.com/288bj
As you can see, Kansan has some pretty strong genes.
*****!! That was a brand new keyboard. :-)
--
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Khartoum aa#2110
When two men of science disagree, they do not invoke the secular arm;
they wait for further evidence to decide the issue, because, as men
of science,they know that neither is infallible. But when two
theologians differ,since there is no criteria to which either can
appeal, there is nothing for it but mutual hatred and an open or
covert appeal to force.
Bertrand Russell
Can Religion Cure our Troubles 1954
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