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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Kansan1225"
Date: 17 Jan 2004 09:57:16 PM
Object: Heidi Klum and Nick Kaffes
#1883 wrote in alt.atheism:

Subject: Re: Heidi Klum and "EoN" mystery
From: #1883


Date: 1/17/2004 10:28 AM Central Standard Time
Message-id: <9odOb.12792$yv3.12302@fe11.usenetserver.com>

Kansan1225 wrote:

"Everything or Nothing" (EoN), the new James Bond videogame to be
released in February, starring Our Lady Heidi Klum as Dr. Katya Nadanova,

hides

a lot of mysteries.

"EoN" sounds like "Aeon", the Greek word for "Age". "EoN" backwards

is

"Neo", the Greek word for "New":

"Neo EoN", "Neos Aeon", the New Age.

In the videogame Archangel Heidi's partner is "Nikolai Diavolo",

played

by Willem Dafoe, and based on me, the diabolically clever Dr. Nikolai

Kaffes.


Last night Heidi attended the 50th birthday party for Richard

Johnson,

columnist for "Page Six" of the "New York Post":

http://www.wireimage.com/GalleryListing.asp?navtyp=CLB&str=1615&styp=clbi&
nm=Heidi%20Klum

Heidi was well-bundled-up to protect our love child from the cold.

By

the way, Richard Johnson is a 50-year-old Capricorn, like me, a 51-year-old
Capricorn, born on December 25. The party was sponsored by "Men's Health"
magazine, a reference to my on-going involvement with health professionals
these days.

Heidi is 5' 9.5" and in heels she is about as tall as Richard

Johnson.

That is how we will look together (I am 5' 11").

Meanwhile, Empress Heidi has stated that she will bring up our baby

in

New York City, the capital of the world, her imperial capital.

Our baby will symbolically inherit the territories of the Holy Roman
Empire from Heidi and the territories of Holy Russia from me, the symbolic

Czar

Nikolai III, by Grace of God Emperor of All the Russias.


Howdy, Kansan.

How did the interview with the psychiatrist go?

Do you really see yourself as a Bond villain?

My appoitment with Dr. Sue is still to be arranged. It may be another
two or three weeks before I go to her office. I will keep you, people in the
Newsgroups, informed.
In a James Bond movie or videogame, the primary male character is Bond
himself, played by Pierce Brosnan in this case. The second-most important male
character is that of the "villain". In this case he is "Nikolai Diavolo",
played by Willem Dafoe, partnered with "Dr. Katya Nadanova", played by Heidi
Klum.
The creators of this videogame wanted, for their own good reasons, to
make it public knowledge that Heidi and I, Nick Kaffes, are linked.
Most regular members of the Newsgroups, when they see a photograph of
Heidi in a magazine, think of me, too. The creators of this videogame want to
confirm and intensify this association.
Heidi's first husband is named Ric Pipino, but the creators of this
videogame did not name Heidi's partner Ric, or Rick, or Frederic, or *****, or
Richard. No, they named him Nikolai, after me, Nicholas Kaffes. Deal with it.
After Heidi separated from Pipino, her boyfriend was supposed to be
Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, but the creators of the videogame
did not name her partner Anthony, or Tony, or Antonio. No, they named him
Nikolai, after me, Nick. Deal with it.
The mainstream media now report that the father of Heidi's baby is
supposed to be Flavio Briatore. Again, the creators of the videogame did not
name her partner Flavio, or Flav. No, they named him Nikolai, after me. Deal
with it.
Moreover, Willem Dafoe ("Nikolai Diavolo") is about as old as me, about
as skinny as me, and his birthday is July 22, the same birthday as my younger
daughter Irenie.
Heidi plays "Katya" in the videogame, "Katya" being the Russian version
of "Caterina", my older daughter's name.
Heidi had announced her separation from her first husband on November 25,
2002, the feast day of St. Catherine, the name day of Caterina (and "Katya").
I claim that Heidi and I are linked, that she is my "cybernetic
girlfriend", and that I am the real father of her baby. All the hints in the
videogame about "Nikolai" (me) and "Katya" (Heidi) prove my points. Deal with
it.
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