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22 Dec 2003 06:57:10 AM |
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Heidi Klum impregnated by the Holy Spirit |
According to Turkish press reports:
http://www.ntvmsnbc.com/news/249048.asp#BODY
"Heidi Klum bebegini babasiz mi büyütecek?
"Hamile oldugunu açiklayan Heidi Klum’um, bebeginin babasi Flavio
Briatore’den 2 ay önce ayrildigi iddia edildi.
"19 Aralik 2003 — Ünlü mankenin babasi Günter Klum, dergiye yaptigi
açiklamada, “Dedikodulara önem vermiyoruz. Yorum yapmayiz. Biz mutluyuz.
Kizimizin bebegi olacak. Hepsi bu” diye konustu."
Meanwhile, the German press is flooded with this piece of news:
http://www.netzeitung.de/entertainment/people/266093.html
Gerücht: Briatore hat Heidi Klum schon lange verlassen
19. Dez 11:39
Laut Presseberichten sind das schwangere Model Heidi Klum und der Vater
ihres Kindes, Flavio Briatore, seit zwei Monaten getrennt. Und der
Formel-1-Manager vergnügt sich bereits anderswo.
Angeblich gehen das Top-Model Heidi Klum und der Vater ihres ungeborenen
Kindes, der Formel-1-Rennstallbesitzer Flavio Briatore, schon seit zwei Monaten
getrennte Wege.
Wie die «Neue Revue» berichtet, küsste der Geschäftsmann bereits eine
andere, während Klum in Hamburg bei der Präsentation ihrer Modelinie für den
neuen «Otto»-Katalog verhalten freudig bekannt gab, dass sie Mutter werde.
Der Zeitschrift zufolge traf sich der Formel-1-Manager und Milliardär in
Florenz heimlich mit Fiona Swarovski. Ihrer Familie gehört der weltberühmte
Schmuck- und Kristallkonzern. Das Paar wurde beobachtet und fotografiert, wie
es Arm in Arm durch die Altstadt flanierte, sich umarmte und minutenlang
küsste.
Vaterschaftstest
Der Bericht zitiert den italienischen Society-Reporter Roberto
D'Agostino, der behauptet, dass Briatore Klum bereits vor zwei Monaten
verlassen habe. Außerdem habe er seine Anwälte damit beauftragt, zu klären,
ob er überhaupt der Vater des Kindes ist.
Der Vater des Top-Models, Günter Klum, sagte der Zeitschrift: «Wir
geben da nichts drauf. Wir kommentieren das nicht. Wir sind glücklich. Unsere
Tochter bekommt ein Kind. Das ist alles.» (nz)
However, the Italian press has taken Briatore's side:
http://zapping.35mm.it/magazine/gossipsingola.xtml?id=10007
Heidi Klum è incinta
Heidi Klum, la fidanzata di Flavio Briatore, è in dolce attesa da
quattro mesi. La coppia ha annunciato l'evento con un comunicato di due sole
righe e questo ha scatenato il gossip selvaggio e le voci che darebbero la love
story finita da tempo, e insinuerebbero persino una dubbia paternità. In ogni
caso il bebè nascerà in primavera e a noi non rimane che attendere!
Kansan's comments: The gist of the above stories is that when Heidi
announced her pregnancy on Tuesday, December 16, in Hamburg, Germany, Briatore
was kissing some other woman in Florence, Italy.
Briatore has supposedly asked his lawyers to conduct a paternity test on
Heidi's baby. In late August, early September, when Heidi was supposedly
impregnated, she had been in the company of Briatore, Red Hot Chili Peppers
singer Anthony Kiedis, singer John Mayer, and British singer Seal.
I think that it should be obvious to everyone that Heidi has been
impregnated by the Entities. Let us wait and see what new developments come
about.
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22 Dec 2003 08:26:08 AM |
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CliffB wrote in alt.gossip.celebrities:
Subject: Re: Heidi Klum impregnated by the Holy Spirit
From: CliffB
Date: 12/22/2003 7:23 AM Central Standard Time
Message-id: <BC0C5A7C.A5EA%>
in article 20031222080227.26022.00001549@mb-m06.aol.com, Kansan1225 at
kansan1225@aol.com wrote on 12/22/03 8:02 AM:
According to Turkish press reports:
http://www.ntvmsnbc.com/news/249048.asp#BODY
"Heidi Klum bebegini babasiz mi büyütecek?
"Hamile oldugunu açiklayan Heidi Klum¹um, bebeginin babasi Flavio
Briatore¹den 2 ay önce ayrildigi iddia edildi.
"19 Aralik 2003 ‹ Ünlü mankenin babasi Günter Klum, dergiye yaptigi
açiklamada, ³Dedikodulara önem vermiyoruz. Yorum yapmayiz. Biz mutluyuz.
Kizimizin bebegi olacak. Hepsi bu² diye konustu."
Meanwhile, the German press is flooded with this piece of news:
http://www.netzeitung.de/entertainment/people/266093.html
Gerücht: Briatore hat Heidi Klum schon lange verlassen
19. Dez 11:39
Laut Presseberichten sind das schwangere Model Heidi Klum und der Vater
ihres Kindes, Flavio Briatore, seit zwei Monaten getrennt. Und der
Formel-1-Manager vergnügt sich bereits anderswo.
Angeblich gehen das Top-Model Heidi Klum und der Vater ihres ungeborenen
Kindes, der Formel-1-Rennstallbesitzer Flavio Briatore, schon seit zwei
Monaten
getrennte Wege.
Wie die «Neue Revue» berichtet, küsste der Geschäftsmann bereits eine
andere, während Klum in Hamburg bei der Präsentation ihrer Modelinie für
den
neuen «Otto»-Katalog verhalten freudig bekannt gab, dass sie Mutter werde.
Der Zeitschrift zufolge traf sich der Formel-1-Manager und Milliardär in
Florenz heimlich mit Fiona Swarovski. Ihrer Familie gehört der
weltberühmte
Schmuck- und Kristallkonzern. Das Paar wurde beobachtet und fotografiert,
wie
es Arm in Arm durch die Altstadt flanierte, sich umarmte und minutenlang
küsste.
Vaterschaftstest
Der Bericht zitiert den italienischen Society-Reporter Roberto
D'Agostino, der behauptet, dass Briatore Klum bereits vor zwei Monaten
verlassen habe. Außerdem habe er seine Anwälte damit beauftragt, zu
klären,
ob er überhaupt der Vater des Kindes ist.
Der Vater des Top-Models, Günter Klum, sagte der Zeitschrift: «Wir
geben da nichts drauf. Wir kommentieren das nicht. Wir sind glücklich.
Unsere
Tochter bekommt ein Kind. Das ist alles.» (nz)
However, the Italian press has taken Briatore's side:
http://zapping.35mm.it/magazine/gossipsingola.xtml?id=10007
Heidi Klum è incinta
Heidi Klum, la fidanzata di Flavio Briatore, è in dolce attesa da
quattro mesi. La coppia ha annunciato l'evento con un comunicato di due
sole
righe e questo ha scatenato il gossip selvaggio e le voci che darebbero la
love
story finita da tempo, e insinuerebbero persino una dubbia paternità. In
ogni
caso il bebè nascerà in primavera e a noi non rimane che attendere!
Kansan's comments: The gist of the above stories is that when Heidi
announced her pregnancy on Tuesday, December 16, in Hamburg, Germany,
Briatore
was kissing some other woman in Florence, Italy.
Briatore has supposedly asked his lawyers to conduct a paternity test on
Heidi's baby. In late August, early September, when Heidi was supposedly
impregnated, she had been in the company of Briatore, Red Hot Chili Peppers
singer Anthony Kiedis, singer John Mayer, and British singer Seal.
All at once?
I think that it should be obvious to everyone that Heidi has been
impregnated by the Entities. Let us wait and see what new developments
come
about.
I did predict this.
One thing we can be sure of: it won't be a virgin birth.
Heidi and Seal attended the Marc Jacobs fashion show in New York on
September 15, 2003.
Early the next morning, September 16, she was with Kiedis at his hotel's
lobby. Around that same time she was spotted with John Mayer three different
times.
The Italian news item says that she is in her fourth month, whereas the
German tabloid "Bild" says that she is in her fifth month. That pushes the
possible time of conception all the way back to July, when both Heidi and I
were vacationing in Europe.
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22 Dec 2003 08:53:22 AM |
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"Kansan1225" <kansan1225@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20031222092608.26022.00001564@mb-m06.aol.com...
CliffB wrote in alt.gossip.celebrities:
Subject: Re: Heidi Klum impregnated by the Holy Spirit
From: CliffB
Date: 12/22/2003 7:23 AM Central Standard Time
Message-id: <BC0C5A7C.A5EA%>
in article 20031222080227.26022.00001549@mb-m06.aol.com, Kansan1225 at
kansan1225@aol.com wrote on 12/22/03 8:02 AM:
According to Turkish press reports:
http://www.ntvmsnbc.com/news/249048.asp#BODY
"Heidi Klum bebegini babasiz mi bytecek?
"Hamile oldugunu aiklayan Heidi Klumum, bebeginin babasi Flavio
Briatoreden 2 ay nce ayrildigi iddia edildi.
"19 Aralik 2003 < nl mankenin babasi Gnter Klum, dergiye yaptigi
aiklamada, Dedikodulara nem vermiyoruz. Yorum yapmayiz. Biz
mutluyuz.
Kizimizin bebegi olacak. Hepsi bu diye konustu."
Meanwhile, the German press is flooded with this piece of news:
http://www.netzeitung.de/entertainment/people/266093.html
Gercht: Briatore hat Heidi Klum schon lange verlassen
19. Dez 11:39
Laut Presseberichten sind das schwangere Model Heidi Klum und der Vater
ihres Kindes, Flavio Briatore, seit zwei Monaten getrennt. Und der
Formel-1-Manager vergngt sich bereits anderswo.
Angeblich gehen das Top-Model Heidi Klum und der Vater ihres
ungeborenen
Kindes, der Formel-1-Rennstallbesitzer Flavio Briatore, schon seit zwei
Monaten
getrennte Wege.
Wie die Neue Revue berichtet, ksste der Geschftsmann bereits eine
andere, whrend Klum in Hamburg bei der Prsentation ihrer Modelinie
fr
den
neuen Otto-Katalog verhalten freudig bekannt gab, dass sie Mutter
werde.
Der Zeitschrift zufolge traf sich der Formel-1-Manager und Milliardr
in
Florenz heimlich mit Fiona Swarovski. Ihrer Familie gehrt der
weltberhmte
Schmuck- und Kristallkonzern. Das Paar wurde beobachtet und
fotografiert,
wie
es Arm in Arm durch die Altstadt flanierte, sich umarmte und
minutenlang
ksste.
Vaterschaftstest
Der Bericht zitiert den italienischen Society-Reporter Roberto
D'Agostino, der behauptet, dass Briatore Klum bereits vor zwei Monaten
verlassen habe. Auerdem habe er seine Anwlte damit beauftragt, zu
klren,
ob er berhaupt der Vater des Kindes ist.
Der Vater des Top-Models, Gnter Klum, sagte der Zeitschrift: Wir
geben da nichts drauf. Wir kommentieren das nicht. Wir sind glcklich.
Unsere
Tochter bekommt ein Kind. Das ist alles. (nz)
However, the Italian press has taken Briatore's side:
http://zapping.35mm.it/magazine/gossipsingola.xtml?id=10007
Heidi Klum incinta
Heidi Klum, la fidanzata di Flavio Briatore, in dolce attesa da
quattro mesi. La coppia ha annunciato l'evento con un comunicato di due
sole
righe e questo ha scatenato il gossip selvaggio e le voci che darebbero
la
love
story finita da tempo, e insinuerebbero persino una dubbia paternit.
In
ogni
caso il beb nascer in primavera e a noi non rimane che attendere!
Kansan's comments: The gist of the above stories is that when Heidi
announced her pregnancy on Tuesday, December 16, in Hamburg, Germany,
Briatore
was kissing some other woman in Florence, Italy.
Briatore has supposedly asked his lawyers to conduct a paternity test
on
Heidi's baby. In late August, early September, when Heidi was
supposedly
impregnated, she had been in the company of Briatore, Red Hot Chili
Peppers
singer Anthony Kiedis, singer John Mayer, and British singer Seal.
All at once?
I think that it should be obvious to everyone that Heidi has been
impregnated by the Entities. Let us wait and see what new developments
come
about.
I did predict this.
One thing we can be sure of: it won't be a virgin birth.
Heidi and Seal attended the Marc Jacobs fashion show in New York on
September 15, 2003.
Early the next morning, September 16, she was with Kiedis at his
hotel's
lobby. Around that same time she was spotted with John Mayer three
different
times.
The Italian news item says that she is in her fourth month, whereas
the
German tabloid "Bild" says that she is in her fifth month. That pushes
the
possible time of conception all the way back to July, when both Heidi and
I
were vacationing in Europe.
Why Kansan!!!!
You dirty little shagger!
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| User: "Soylent Green is Clayton....BITE ME!!" |
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22 Dec 2003 07:33:26 PM |
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"Kansan1225" <kansan1225@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20031222092608.26022.00001564@mb-m06.aol.com...
It happened during one of her gang bangs.
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| User: "Kansan1225" |
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22 Dec 2003 09:19:28 AM |
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John Mauel wrote in alt.fan.letterman:
Subject: Re: Heidi Klum impregnated by the Holy Spirit
From: "John Mauel"
Date: 12/22/2003 8:34 AM Central Standard Time
Message-id: <MhDFb.15196$6b2.8930@edtnps84>
"Kansan1225" <kansan1225@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20031222075924.26022.00001546@mb-m06.aol.com...
<<Snippage of multi-lingual gossip.>>
I think that it should be obvious to everyone that Heidi has been
impregnated by the Entities. Let us wait and see what new developments
come
about.
What good is being an Entity if it doesn't get you laid by a babe once in a
while?
John M.
Not an Entity
John, I think that we should be more respectful in this situation and be
ever-mindful of the world-historic significance of the Holy Embryo.
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| User: "georgann" |
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22 Dec 2003 03:41:05 PM |
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I think that it should be obvious to everyone that Heidi has been
impregnated by the Entities. Let us wait and see what new developments come
about.
What good is being an Entity if it doesn't get you laid by a babe once in a
while?
John M. Not an Entity
"Kansan1225" wrote:
John, I think that we should be more respectful in this situation and be
ever-mindful of the world-historic significance of the Holy Embryo.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
I think we should also be more respectful. And ever mindful that your
lobotomy was a really botched job. Does your family need a good lawyer?
--
(`'.(`'.(`'. .').').')
`. . `
All your prophecy are belong to Christ!
(.'(.'(.' `'.)`'.)`'.)
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| User: "Wolf333" |
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22 Dec 2003 05:58:15 PM |
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"georgann" <chenault@mindspring.com> wrote in message
news:BC0CCF11.35354DEC%chenault@mindspring.com...
I think that it should be obvious to everyone that Heidi has been
impregnated by the Entities. Let us wait and see what new
developments come
about.
What good is being an Entity if it doesn't get you laid by a babe once
in a
while?
John M. Not an Entity
"Kansan1225" wrote:
John, I think that we should be more respectful in this situation and be
ever-mindful of the world-historic significance of the Holy Embryo.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
I think we should also be more respectful. And ever mindful that your
lobotomy was a really botched job. Does your family need a good lawyer?
At least kansan's delusions involve beings who actually exist.
--
"Everyone gather 'round! It's time for pastel-tinted hairy balls with salsa
verde!"
Michael Wolfe
aa #1912
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| User: "Roy Sinnamond" |
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22 Dec 2003 07:52:29 PM |
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On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 21:41:05 +0000, georgann wrote:
I think that it should be obvious to everyone that Heidi has been
impregnated by the Entities. Let us wait and see what new
developments come about.
What good is being an Entity if it doesn't get you laid by a babe once
in a while?
John M. Not an Entity
"Kansan1225" wrote:
John, I think that we should be more respectful in this situation and be
ever-mindful of the world-historic significance of the Holy Embryo.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
I think we should also be more respectful. And ever mindful that your
lobotomy was a really botched job. Does your family need a good lawyer?
My irony meter just did the "Home Alone" scream, ran into the bedroom,
took my gun out of the closet and blew its own brains out.
--
Roy Sinnamond
aa #1798 EAC Minister of Cognitive Dissonance
roysinnamond at mac dot com
"That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, Bingo!"
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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22 Dec 2003 11:18:47 PM |
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On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 20:52:29 -0500, Roy Sinnamond <see@my.sig> posted
in alt.atheism:
On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 21:41:05 +0000, georgann wrote:
I think we should also be more respectful. And ever mindful that your
lobotomy was a really botched job. Does your family need a good lawyer?
My irony meter just did the "Home Alone" scream, ran into the bedroom,
took my gun out of the closet and blew its own brains out.
Which still leaves it 3 times as intelligent as georgann.
--
"To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus
was not born of a virgin."
Cardinal Bellarmine,[1615, during the trial of Galileo]
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at optonline dot net
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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22 Dec 2003 11:18:46 PM |
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On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 21:41:05 GMT, georgann <chenault@mindspring.com>
posted in alt.atheism:
I think we should also be more respectful. And ever mindful that your
lobotomy was a really botched job.
Yours was no better, georgann.
--
"Christianity has already had the chance to govern
the world according to its own ethical standards.
It was called the "Dark Ages".
- Bill, The Avender
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at optonline dot net
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| User: "AngryJohn" |
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22 Dec 2003 11:29:02 PM |
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On Tue, 23 Dec 2003 00:18:46 -0500, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
wrote:
On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 21:41:05 GMT, georgann <chenault@mindspring.com>
posted in alt.atheism:
I think we should also be more respectful. And ever mindful that your
lobotomy was a really botched job.
Yours was no better, georgann.
It looks like hers was done perfectly.
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aa#2106
Remove Belief to reply
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27 Dec 2003 12:23:50 AM |
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"Kansan1225" <kansan1225@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20031222075710.26022.00001543@mb-m06.aol.com...
According to Turkish press reports:
http://www.ntvmsnbc.com/news/249048.asp#BODY
"Heidi Klum bebegini babasiz mi bytecek?
"Hamile oldugunu aiklayan Heidi Klum'um, bebeginin babasi Flavio
Briatore'den 2 ay nce ayrildigi iddia edildi.
"19 Aralik 2003 - nl mankenin babasi Gnter Klum, dergiye yaptigi
aiklamada, "Dedikodulara nem vermiyoruz. Yorum yapmayiz. Biz mutluyuz.
Kizimizin bebegi olacak. Hepsi bu" diye konustu."
Thank you. That article is SOOOOO informative.
--
Peacenik
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22 Dec 2003 07:48:32 AM |
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"Kansan1225" wrote:
I think that it should be obvious to everyone that Heidi has been impregnated
by the Entities. Let us wait and see what new developments come about.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
If Heidi Klum has been impregnated by anything other than a man, she may
have the dubious honor or becoming the woman about to give birth to the
Antichrist.
--
(`'.(`'.(`'. .').').')
`. . `
All your prophecy are belong to Christ!
(.'(.'(.' `'.)`'.)`'.)
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22 Dec 2003 08:08:01 AM |
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"georgann" <chenault@mindspring.com> wrote in message
news:BC0C6052.35354C72%chenault@mindspring.com...
"Kansan1225" wrote:
I think that it should be obvious to everyone that Heidi has been
impregnated
by the Entities. Let us wait and see what new developments come about.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
If Heidi Klum has been impregnated by anything other than a man, she may
have the dubious honor or becoming the woman about to give birth to the
Antichrist.
Damn horny rich bastards.
--
:"Everythin's better with DoFunny on it."
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23 Dec 2003 01:25:32 AM |
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"georgann" <chenault@mindspring.com> wrote in message
news:BC0C6052.35354C72%chenault@mindspring.com...
"Kansan1225" wrote:
I think that it should be obvious to everyone that Heidi has been
impregnated
by the Entities. Let us wait and see what new developments come about.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
actually, if the christ whiner died at age 33, the year of being spiked by
the romans would be, at the latest, 29 AD/CE, and more likely year 27 of the
Common Era.
If Heidi Klum has been impregnated by anything other than a man, she may
have the dubious honor or becoming the woman about to give birth to the
Antichrist.
still an idiot, I see. bwahahaha!! *I'm* the rough beast, whose hour's come
round at last....I want your soul, *****!!!
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| User: "stoney" |
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24 Dec 2003 11:22:59 AM |
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On Tue, 23 Dec 2003 07:25:32 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com>, Message ID:
<M5SFb.62465$aT.7932@news-server.bigpond.net.au> wrote in alt.atheism;
"georgann" <chenault@mindspring.com> wrote in message
news:BC0C6052.35354C72%chenault@mindspring.com...
"Kansan1225" wrote:
I think that it should be obvious to everyone that Heidi has been
impregnated
by the Entities. Let us wait and see what new developments come about.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
actually, if the christ whiner died at age 33, the year of being spiked by
the romans would be, at the latest, 29 AD/CE, and more likely year 27 of the
Common Era.
If Heidi Klum has been impregnated by anything other than a man, she may
have the dubious honor or becoming the woman about to give birth to the
Antichrist.
still an idiot, I see. bwahahaha!! *I'm* the rough beast, whose hour's come
round at last....I want your soul, *****!!!
georgann just ***** her pants.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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27 Dec 2003 01:55:00 AM |
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In article <3rijuv4kngasdeookko1uo47eglagqcloj@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Tue, 23 Dec 2003 07:25:32 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com>, Message ID:
<M5SFb.62465$aT.7932@news-server.bigpond.net.au> wrote in alt.atheism;
"georgann" <chenault@mindspring.com> wrote in message
news:BC0C6052.35354C72%chenault@mindspring.com...
"Kansan1225" wrote:
I think that it should be obvious to everyone that Heidi has been
impregnated
by the Entities. Let us wait and see what new developments come about.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
actually, if the christ whiner died at age 33, the year of being spiked by
the romans would be, at the latest, 29 AD/CE, and more likely year 27 of the
Common Era.
If Heidi Klum has been impregnated by anything other than a man, she may
have the dubious honor or becoming the woman about to give birth to the
Antichrist.
still an idiot, I see. bwahahaha!! *I'm* the rough beast, whose hour's come
round at last....I want your soul, *****!!!
georgann just ***** her pants.
ROTFLMAO!
Kansan and georgann. Now that would make an interesting couple. :-)
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John Hachmann, aa #1782
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Heidi Klum impregnated by the Holy Spirit |
29 Dec 2003 11:58:35 PM |
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On Fri, 26 Dec 2003 23:55:00 -0800, johac <jhachm@remove.ixpres.com>,
Message ID: <jhachm-5C1819.23550026122003@news-central.ash.giganews.com>
wrote in alt.atheism;
In article <3rijuv4kngasdeookko1uo47eglagqcloj@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Tue, 23 Dec 2003 07:25:32 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com>, Message ID:
<M5SFb.62465$aT.7932@news-server.bigpond.net.au> wrote in alt.atheism;
"georgann" <chenault@mindspring.com> wrote in message
news:BC0C6052.35354C72%chenault@mindspring.com...
"Kansan1225" wrote:
I think that it should be obvious to everyone that Heidi has been
impregnated
by the Entities. Let us wait and see what new developments come about.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
actually, if the christ whiner died at age 33, the year of being spiked by
the romans would be, at the latest, 29 AD/CE, and more likely year 27 of the
Common Era.
If Heidi Klum has been impregnated by anything other than a man, she may
have the dubious honor or becoming the woman about to give birth to the
Antichrist.
still an idiot, I see. bwahahaha!! *I'm* the rough beast, whose hour's come
round at last....I want your soul, *****!!!
georgann just ***** her pants.
ROTFLMAO!
Kansan and georgann. Now that would make an interesting couple. :-)
Fortunately nothing would spawn.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "Martin Thomas" |
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| Title: Re: Heidi Klum impregnated by the Holy Spirit |
23 Dec 2003 09:51:05 AM |
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On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 13:48:32 GMT, georgann
<chenault@mindspring.com> wrote:
"Kansan1225" wrote:
I think that it should be obvious to everyone that Heidi has been impregnated
by the Entities. Let us wait and see what new developments come about.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
???
What sins did you have to be forgiven for ... You surely were not
committing sins nearly 200 years before you were born?
If Heidi Klum has been impregnated by anything other than a man, she may
have the dubious honor or becoming the woman about to give birth to the
Antichrist.
Can we get invite Dore into this conversation?
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Martin Thomas
mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net
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| User: "georgann" |
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| Title: Re: Heidi Klum impregnated by the Holy Spirit |
24 Dec 2003 09:48:43 AM |
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georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
"Martin Thomas" wrote:
???
What sins did you have to be forgiven for ... You surely were not
committing sins nearly 200 years before you were born?
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
All sins. All covered since 33 AD.
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All your prophecy are belong to Christ!
(.'(.'(.' `'.)`'.)`'.)
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Heidi Klum impregnated by the Holy Spirit |
24 Dec 2003 11:22:26 AM |
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In article <BC0F1F71.353554BE%chenault@mindspring.com>, georgann says...
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
"Martin Thomas" wrote:
???
What sins did you have to be forgiven for ... You surely were not
committing sins nearly 200 years before you were born?
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
All sins. All covered since 33 AD.
Damn, girl! You're OLD! ;D
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Martin Thomas" |
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| Title: Re: Heidi Klum impregnated by the Holy Spirit |
28 Dec 2003 12:20:34 PM |
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On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 15:48:43 GMT, georgann
<chenault@mindspring.com> wrote:
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
"Martin Thomas" wrote:
???
What sins did you have to be forgiven for ... You surely were not
committing sins nearly 200 years before you were born?
I did, of course, mean 2000.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
All sins. All covered since 33 AD.
Yes, but how did you manage to commit them?
Are you very old? Or do you believe in reincarnation? Or are
these sins that you inherited somehow from those who came before
you?
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Martin Thomas
mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net
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| User: "G" |
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| Title: Re: Heidi Klum impregnated by the Holy Spirit |
23 Dec 2003 09:58:08 AM |
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On Tue, 23 Dec 2003, Martin Thomas wrote:
On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 13:48:32 GMT, georgann
<chenault@mindspring.com> wrote:
"Kansan1225" wrote:
I think that it should be obvious to everyone that Heidi has been impregnated
by the Entities. Let us wait and see what new developments come about.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
???
What sins did you have to be forgiven for ... You surely were not
committing sins nearly 200 years before you were born?
200 heh?
Although you might not particularly care, you could have offended her
there...
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Eternal Lands: www.eternal-lands.com
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| User: "Martin Thomas" |
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| Title: Re: Heidi Klum impregnated by the Holy Spirit |
23 Dec 2003 10:21:47 AM |
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On Tue, 23 Dec 2003 16:58:08 +0100, G <G@aa.false.address> wrote:
On Tue, 23 Dec 2003, Martin Thomas wrote:
On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 13:48:32 GMT, georgann
<chenault@mindspring.com> wrote:
"Kansan1225" wrote:
I think that it should be obvious to everyone that Heidi has been impregnated
by the Entities. Let us wait and see what new developments come about.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
???
What sins did you have to be forgiven for ... You surely were not
committing sins nearly 200 years before you were born?
200 heh?
Although you might not particularly care, you could have offended her
there...
Oh Dear! - missed a zero.
That will be an extra 6 months in purgatory for me :)
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Martin Thomas
mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Heidi Klum impregnated by the Holy Spirit |
22 Dec 2003 11:18:45 PM |
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On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 13:48:32 GMT, georgann <chenault@mindspring.com>
posted in alt.atheism:
If Heidi Klum has been impregnated by anything other than a man, she may
have the dubious honor or becoming the woman about to give birth to the
Antichrist.
THAT'S what you think of Mary?
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"religion did for *****, what Stonehenge did for rocks"
- The World Famous Tink
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at optonline dot net
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Heidi Klum impregnated by the Holy Spirit |
23 Dec 2003 11:46:55 AM |
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On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 13:48:32 GMT, georgann <chenault@mindspring.com>,
Message ID: <BC0C6052.35354C72%chenault@mindspring.com> wrote in
alt.atheism;
"Kansan1225" wrote:
I think that it should be obvious to everyone that Heidi has been impregnated
by the Entities. Let us wait and see what new developments come about.
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
If Heidi Klum has been impregnated by anything other than a man, she may
have the dubious honor or becoming the woman about to give birth to the
Antichrist.
Can't be. You, and Dore, are already here.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Heidi Klum impregnated by the Holy Spirit |
22 Dec 2003 09:08:21 AM |
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On 22 Dec 2003 12:57:10 GMT, (Kansan1225), Message
ID: <20031222075710.26022.00001543@mb-m06.aol.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
According to Turkish press reports:
Get a fucking life. (shakes head sadly)
(snip)
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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