Janice wrote in alt.showbiz.gossip:
Subject: Re: Heidi Klum is looking for a good sausage
From: Predatory Rock Chick
Date: 10/9/2003 5:32 PM Central Daylight Time
Message-id: <BBAB4C61.9D470%>
Kansan1225 wrote:
PUSSSYKATT wrote in alt.gossip.celebrities:
Subject: BITS AND PIECES 10/09 PART 1
From:
(PUSSSYKATT)
Date: 10/9/2003 8:20 AM Central Daylight Time
Message-id: <20031009092019.00711.00000077@mb-m04.aol.com>
NY POST/CINDY ADAMS....
--TALL, gorgeous, stunning, skinny, successful hotshot model Heidi Klum?
Fabulous creature featured everywhere on every magazine, what's she want
with
all her heart? What's she silently passionately hunting? Sausage. Not a
good
man. A good sausage she wants. German sausage. We're not talking kosher
Hebrew
National franks here. We are talking bratwurst, knackwurst, any kind of
wurst
wurst.
THIS gal's butcher has THE world's greatest veal brats.
YUMs,
Janice
Very good, Janice. Good women know that the way to a good man's heart is
through his stomach. You will not be the wurst for it.
According to British "GQ" (October 2003 issue, p. 224):
"Heidi Klum would delight in coming home at the end of a hard day's
modelling to cook you a roast dinner."
"I cannot find real German sausage here," she lamented. "I don't know
what to do." I told her I knew of about 3 million guys who'd happily
escort
her
up to Yorkville or satisfy any other need she might temporarily have.
Empress Heidi is not looking for a good man because she has found one
already.
That is another common point between the two of us: Both of us enjoy
eating and think about eating a lot. Heidi, of course, has her habit under
control and her ideal figure shows it. That is a sure sign of a balanced
character and she is an admirable example for all.
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