Ed on-line wrote in alt.gossip.celebrities:
Subject: Re: Kans, I need a kuddle!!
From: "edonline" edonlineSPAMOUT!@comcast.net
Date: 12/31/2003 8:01 AM Central Standard Time
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"Kansan1225" <kansan1225@aol.com> wrote in message
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Janice wrote in alt.showbiz.gossip:
Subject: Kans, I need a kuddle!!
From: Predatory Rock Chick
Date: 12/31/2003 1:16 AM Central Standard Time
Message-id: <BC17D3B8.DF3E0%>
Baby, I'm just a little bit shakey tonite.
Believe it!!
I don't know if you're aware of it, but Le Strokes are gonna be THE
hippest
NYE-event in Vegas tomorrow nite.
Darn tootin'!!
But --
How in tarNATION-town is THIS gal s'posed to enjoy *my* shindig -- 2000
m.
away (!!) -- when I'm worryin' about Jules & co. being in what the media
has
been hypin' as the best bet for Ground Zero '04........?!
(?!)
Other than hittin' the hooch extra-hard in the hrs. leading up to the
Stroke
of Midnight, is there maybe something-in-the-stars for 12/31 that can put
THIS gal's noggin @ ease?!
Curious, chilled hugs,
Janice
Don't worry, Janice. The Entities are merely pointing at Las Vegas
as an
allegory of Atlantis re-born. The legend of the destroyed lost continent
seems
to be based on the abandoned civilization on Mars. Lack of water on the
Red
Planet forced the Entity colonists to our Earth. Similarly, desert Las
Vegas
has bloomed into an oasis, thanks to the ingenuity of the Entities and the
construction of Hoover Dam on the Colorado River.
As I have written before, this allegory is the basis of the recent
movie
"Ocean's Eleven", filmed in Vegas. Moreover, the cover of the Strokes'
first
CD "Is This It?" features a painting showing legendary Atlantis, as
described
by Plato.
If you remember, last year the Entities had sent Our Lady Heidi Klum
to
Las Vegas to attend a concert given by Anthony Kiedis and the Red Hot
Chili
Peppers on New Year's Eve. Both of them are still in excellent health.
New Year's Eve is known as Sylvester Day in Germany, the feast day
of
Pope Sylvester I. Pope Sylvester II was raised to the Papacy by Holy
Roman
Emperor Otto III, the grandson of St. Adelheid ("Heidi") and son of
Theophano.
Sylvester II had lived with the Moslem Arabs in medieval Spain and
had
learned a lot of occult arts from them. He had served as a trusted
advisor to
Adelheid and Theophano and tutor of Otto III, before being elevated to the
Papacy.
I, too, have lived with the Moslem Arabs in Saudi Arabia and am
well-versed in various occult arts. I have been infatuated with the
modern
Theophano, the ice cream temptress, and am in love with the modern
Adelheid,
Empress Heidi, and serve as her trusted advisor.
Therefore, Las Vegas and Sylvester Day (New Year's Eve) are very
auspicious. Everything will work out very well for the Strokes there.
Meanwhile, Archangel Heidi has flown back from Europe to New York
City
and is expected to appear at the nightclub "Capitale" tonight.
This will be her first public appearance in America since announcing
on
December 16, the feast day of St. Adelheid, that she is expecting our love
child.
Can you give us any idea what 2004 holds for us in agc? Will I eventually
hit the big Powerball jackpot and/or become romantically involved with
Anderson Cooper**?
**Please don't tell me that he's more nurmerically compatible with LCM!
The year 2004 is a leap year, having 366 days:
366 = 6 * 61
The number 61 is prime and 6/1 is June 1 in American notation, the
blessed birthday of Our Lady Heidi Klum in Bergisch Gladbach, Germany, near
Cologne. 6/1 also stands for January 6 in European notation, the feast day of
the Three Magi, whose tombs are in the Dom, Cologne's Cathedral.
I expect many important things to happen in the leap year 2004, not
excluding the possibility that the Anti-Christ (AC) will make his appearance on
the World stage. This might take place around the time of the Summer Olympics
in Athens, Greece, at the time of a Blue Full Moon in August.
As far as the Powerball is concerned, Ed, I advise you to accept the
Entities in your heart as your personal guides. Money from Powerball winnings
may run out, but the blessings of the Entities are never-ending.
CNN anchorman Anderson Cooper (AC) has recently changed the name of his
show from "360" to "365", to prepare us for the 366 days of the leap year
2004:
366 = 6 * 61
The ancient Babylonians had discovered that a solar year is approximately
360 days long and they divided the Sun's orbit around the Earth into 360
degrees.
Meanwhile, visitors to the Web site of "Bunte", the most important German
celebrity magazine, have voted Empress Heidi to be "Frau des Jahres" (Woman of
the Year) and "Schoenheit des Jahres" (Beauty of the Year):
http://onunterhaltung.t-online.de/c/14/17/35/1417356.html
"Heidi Klum bricht alle Herzen" (Heidi breaks all hearts)
Double congratulations, sweetest Heidi!
.
