Last night, at about 11 pm Houston time, I found out that Our Lady Heidi
Klum is indeed going to have a girl!
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1542&ncid=1542&e=8&u=/afp/
20040130/en_afp/lifestyle_germany_italy_040130214802
Supermodel Heidi Klum to have Renault Formula 1 boss's child: report
Fri Jan 30, 4:48 PM ET Entertainment - AFP to My Yahoo!
COLOGNE, Germany (AFP) - German top model Heidi Klum is set to have a daughter
by the Renault Formula One boss Flavio Briatore, a media report said Friday.
AFP/DDP/File Photo
The 30-year-old model is due to have the 53-year-old Italian tycoon's baby in
May, according to a report to be published Saturday in Germany's Express
magazine.
Klum lives in the United States with the Renault boss, who was previously
romantically linked to the British top model Naomi Campbell.
Kansan's comments: The above story has two inaccuracies.
First, Heidi does not live with Briatore. She used to live in an
apartment in Manhattan and is now moving into a penthouse condo nearby. She
also has a house in suburban New York. Briatore lives in London to take care
of Renault Formula 1 business. The Renault team is based in England and
France. London also happens to be the headquarters of Formula 1 and Briatore
hopes to succeed Bernie Ecclestone as top Formula 1 executive.
Second and most important, the baby's father is not Briatore, but I, Dr.
Nicholas A. Kaffes, a.k.a. Kansan1225. The baby was conceived through in vitro
fertilization of one of Heidi's eggs with my sperm that she had obtained during
our day and night together in her German hometown Bergisch Gladbach (July 13 to
14, 2003).
Most likely, the in vitro fertilization took place in Kenya, the Cradle
of Life, where Heidi was with Briatore in late August 2003.
The above news report states that our daughter will be born in May.
Other news reports have said that she will be born in June. Most likely she
will be born in Gemini, the Twins, and have the same Zodiac sign as her mom,
Archangel Heidi, born on June 1, 1973.
Heidi has said in the past that she would like to have two or three
children. If she has a daughter, she will name her Helene after her
grandmother, Helene "Leni" Klum. That way our daughter, Helene Kaffes (HK),
will have the same initials as the mom, Heidi Klum (HK).
Leni Klum passed away in early January 2002 and used to live close to
Heidi's parents' house in Bergisch Gladbach. Heidi was very fond of her
grandmother and her favorite dish still is sauerkraut soup prepared according
to grandma's recipe. Heidi also takes the shape of her cute nose from her
grandmother.
The first day of Gemini, the Twins, is May 21, the feast day of the
Saints Constantine, the first Christian Emperor, and Helena, his mother, also
known as the Equals of the Apostles. You can think of Constantine and Helena
as the Twin Luminaries of the Heavens, Constantine representing the constant
Sun, and Helena the shining Moon: the name "Helena" means "the shining one" in
Greek and is related to the Greek word "Selena" and the Latin word "Luna", both
of them meaning "Moon".
The Modern Greek version of the name "Helene" is "Eleni" and my first
daughter with Empress Heidi, Helene "Leni", or "Eleni", Kaffes, will have the
same name day as my first wife, Constance "Dina", May 21, on or close to Little
Helene's birthday.
It is not at all surprising to me that our first child with Heidi is a
girl. My mother, Caterina Kardaras Kaffes, was one of six sisters with no
brothers. My wife Dina is one of three sisters with no brothers. Her mother,
Irene, is one of four sisters with no brothers.
Dina and I have two daughters, Caterina and Irenie, and no son.
I am exceedingly happy that our girl with Heidi, Elenaki, Little Helene,
is doing well and will arrive in a few short months.
Heidi, my lady, my Angel, my love: "Kali Eleftheria!"
I.e., "Have a good delivery!"
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