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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Kansan1225"
Date: 24 Jun 2004 10:22:20 AM
Object: Heidi Klum to pilot "Project Runway"
Empress Adelheid II "Heidi" Klum is getting ready to present a new TV
show this Fall:
http://www.bravotv.com/Project_Runway/
It is called "Project Runway" and is expected to premiere on the Bravo
Channel in November 2004.
The first things that came into my mind when I saw the show's name were
the famous Nazca Lines in Peru, a grid of very long lines that may have served
as runways for alien spacecraft a long time ago:
http://peru-travel.com/Peru_Nazca_Ica_Paracas_tour_packages.htm
Nazca is close to the intersection of the W. 75th Meridian and the S.
15th Parallel:
75 -15 = 60
The number 60 equals 3 * 4 * 5, a reminder of the Pythagorean Theorem, or
47th proposition of Euclid:
3 * 3 + 4 * 4 = 5 * 5
The Pythagorean Theorem symbolizes weddings, where the two orthogonal
sides of the right triangle join to "produce" the hypotenuse, the third side,
their child.
This 60 - Line by Nazca goes on into Brazil and then passes by the border
of Surinam and French Guiana, exiting South America into the Atlantic Ocean.
French Guiana, of course, is famous for the French Space Center there. Thus,
this 60 - Line enters South America from the Pacific Ocean at Nazca, Peru, site
of a possible ancient Space Center, and leaves South America into the Atlantic
Ocean near the modern Space Center in French Guiana.
The person who came up with the theory that the Nazca Lines were ancient
spacecraft runways was Erich von Daeniken.
French Guiana belongs to France and celebrates Bastille Day every year,
July 14, the anniversary of the Great French Revolution of 1789, that took
place on the minus 214th anniversary of the night that Heidi and I spent
together in Bergisch Gladbach, Germany, on July 14, 2003.
Erich von Daeniken was born on April 14, 1935, nine months, or the length
of a pregnancy, after July 14:
http://www.daniken.com/e/biography.shtml
He was born in Zofingen, Canton Aargau, Switzerland, just north of the N.
47th Parallel. He is now based in Beatenberg, Canton Bern, Switzerland, just
south of the N. 47th Parallel. The number 47, of course, refers to the 47th
proposition of Euclid, or the Pythagorean Theorem, symbolizing weddings in
general and the wedding of Heidi and me in particular.
Both Zofingen, where von Daeniken was born, and Beatenberg, where he
works now, are on the Aare River system and the Aare flows into the Rhine, that
eventually passes by the Cologne metropolitan area, Heidi's hometown.
It seems that the Entities inspired von Daeniken to come and work in
Canton Bern because that is where Ursula Andress was born, in Bern,
Switzerland, but of German parents. Heidi, of course, is the successor to
Ursula, playing her in the HBO biography on Peter Sellers and becoming a Bond
girl, like Ursula, in the video game "Everything or Nothing". Moreover,
Ursula's namesake, St. Ursula, lived and was martyred in Cologne.
The central coordinates of French Guiana, the home of the modern Space
Center, are N. 4th Parallel and W. 53rd Meridian:
http://geography.about.com/library/cia/blcfrenchguiana.htm
53 + 4 = 57
Why is that? Because Ursula Andress was born on March 19 in 1936, or
3/19:
3 * 19 = 57
A couple of weeks ago Heidi was voted as second-most desirable woman from
the countries playing in the Euro 2004 soccer championship:
http://dublin.citycollective.com/forum/viewthread?thread=392
The strange thing about this poll was that Heidi represented Switzerland.
Germany was represented by Claudia Schiffer, who came fourth in the poll. The
poll reinforced the link between Heidi Klum and the Swiss-born, but ethnic
German, Ursula Andress. Germany has now been eliminated from the competition.
So has Switzerland, but they were eliminated by France.
France, the metropolis of French Guiana, is now scheduled to play Greece,
my homeland, tomorrow in the quarterfinals. Incidentally, the most desirable
woman in the above poll was the Greek-American actress Jennifer Aniston,
representing Greece. Greece, of course, has been the surprise team of this
year's Euro 2004 under the leadership of the German coach Otto Rehhagel, a
reference to Emperor Otto I, the husband of Adelheid I.
And why is Heidi's "Project Runway" on the Bravo Channel? The line
connecting the ancient spacecraft runways in Nazca, Peru, to the modern Space
Center in French Guiana passes through Brazil. The most famous coffee brand in
Greece, my homeland, is the "Bravo" Brazilian coffee brand. My family name,
Kaffes, means "coffee" in Greek:
http://greekproducts.com/bravocoffee/history.html



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User: "Therion Ware"

Title: Re: Heidi Klum to pilot "Project Runway" 24 Jun 2004 10:29:35 AM
On 24 Jun 2004 15:22:20 GMT in alt.atheism, Kansan1225
(kansan1225@aol.com (Kansan1225)) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism

Empress Adelheid II "Heidi" Klum is getting ready to present a new TV
show this Fall:

[snip]
Oh Christ. And there was me thinking your recent hospital experience
might have fixed you....
--
"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
Inexpensive VHS & other video to CD/DVD conversion?
See: <http://www.Video2CD.com>. 35.00 gets your video on DVD.
all posts to this email address are automatically deleted without being read.
** atheist poster child #1 ** #442.
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User: "=?ISO-8859-1?Q?Micha=EBl?="

Title: Re: Heidi Klum to pilot "Project Runway" 25 Jun 2004 02:35:05 PM
Kansan1225 the Great Nut from the sky wrote :

Nazca is close to the intersection of the W. 75th Meridian and =

the S.

15th Parallel:
=20
75 -15 =3D 60

75+15=3D80. The magic number. The number of seconds in an hour. Coming=20
from the Babylonian.

The number 60 equals 3 * 4 * 5, a reminder of the Pythagorean The=

orem, or

47th proposition of Euclid:
=20
3 * 3 + 4 * 4 =3D 5 * 5

And 5 dozens of eggs, a reminder of my Great-grand-mother Theorem.

The person who came up with the theory that the Nazca Lines=20

were ancient

spacecraft runways was Erich von Daeniken.

Another lunatic. His theory is flawed and had been denunced for what it=20
is: an obvious construction based on false informations and/or lies.

French Guiana belongs to France and celebrates Bastille Day every=

year,

July 14, the anniversary of the Great French Revolution of 1789, that t=

ook

place on the minus 214th anniversary of the night that Heidi and I spen=

t

together in Bergisch Gladbach, Germany, on July 14, 2003.

And some year after, the French beheaded their king. That was cool!
You're not a monarch right?

It seems that the Entities inspired von Daeniken to come and work=

in

Canton Bern because that is where Ursula Andress was born, in Bern,
Switzerland, but of German parents. Heidi, of course, is the successor=

to

Ursula, playing her in the HBO biography on Peter Sellers and becoming =

a Bond

girl, like Ursula, in the video game "Everything or Nothing". Moreover=

,

Ursula's namesake, St. Ursula, lived and was martyred in Cologne.

But Ursula Andress have never been martyred anywhere.
Glory to Peter Sellers the Great!!!

53 + 4 =3D 57

53-4=3D49

Why is that? Because Ursula Andress was born on March 19 in 1936=

, or

3/19:
=20
3 * 19 =3D 57

So Ursula Andress will be martyr in French Guyana?

France, the metropolis of French Guiana, is now scheduled to=20

play Greece,

my homeland, tomorrow in the quarterfinals.

They will kick your butt. And Nazca lines don't lie:
60-0, for France.
Micha=EBlM
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User: "=?ISO-8859-1?Q?Micha=EBl?="

Title: Re: Heidi Klum to pilot "Project Runway" 25 Jun 2004 04:45:09 PM
Micha=EBl a =E9crit :

France, the metropolis of French Guiana, is now scheduled to=20

play Greece,
=20

my homeland, tomorrow in the quarterfinals.

=20
They will kick your butt. And Nazca lines don't lie:
60-0, for France.
=20
Micha=EBlM
=20

Holly *****!!!!!
You are really the new prophet!!!! :p
Glory to you, oh wonderful loony from Greece!
Damn, 60-0 was maybe a little too much for a prediction...
Micha=EBlM, new convert.
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User: "Kansan1225"

Title: Re: Heidi Klum to pilot "Project Runway" 25 Jun 2004 08:51:31 PM
Micha wrote:

Subject: Re: Heidi Klum to pilot "Project Runway"
From: =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Micha=EBl?=


Date: 6/25/2004 4:45 PM Central Daylight Time
Message-id: <40dc9cdc$0$3006$626a14ce@news.free.fr>

Micha=EBl a =E9crit :

France, the metropolis of French Guiana, is now scheduled to

play Greece,

my homeland, tomorrow in the quarterfinals.


They will kick your butt. And Nazca lines don't lie:
60-0, for France.

Micha=EBlM

Holly sh*t!!!!!

You are really the new prophet!!!! :p
Glory to you, oh wonderful loony from Greece!

Damn, 60-0 was maybe a little too much for a prediction...

Micha, new convert.

The Greek national soccer team defeated France today and advanced to the
semifinals of Euro 2004. This was an upset victory, since France was the
defending champion and had also won the World Cup of soccer in 1998.
The Greek people have been playing soccer for about 100 years and these
recent successes have been the best results ever by the Greek national team.
God has arranged for these victories to verify the validity of my
theories. The Greek team is coached by the German Otto Rehhagel, a reminder of
the first King of modern Greece, Otto, a Prince of Bavaria, who was born on
June 1, 1815, the minus 158th birthday of Our Lady Adelheid "Heidi" Klum, who
was born on June 1, 1973.
Heidi is the avatar of St. Adelheid, the first Holy Roman Empress, the
wife of Emperor Otto I, the mother of Otto II, and grandmother of Otto III.
Heidi also happens to be a partner of "Otto", the German mail order
company:
http://ww2.otto.de/is-bin/INTERSHOP.enfinity/WFS/OttoDe/de_DE/-/EUR/OV_Bro
wseCatalog-Start;sid=jMQqwS4nqD_jA277XzeG2g4tVXliUvYClQsvyz5g?CategoryName
=sh411042&SpecialShopName=sh413486&ls=0
The family name of coach Otto Rehhagel seems to be a scrambled anagram
for "Archangel", a reminder of Victoria's Secret Archangel Heidi.
The German national soccer team has been eliminated from Euro 2004, so
that the affections of the German people will be with the Greek national team
and its coach, the German Otto.
Some of Victoria's (and Heidi's) secrets....
http://www.foxsportsworld.com/content/view?contentId=2520374&display=/Disp
lay/Html/Story/newprintable
GREECE REACHES EURO 2004 SEMIFINALS WITH SHOCK WIN OVER DEFENDING CHAMPION
FRANCE
BY JEROME PUGMIRE
Associated Press
Jun. 25, 2004 6:22 p.m.
LISBON, Portugal (AP) — Greece achieved one of the biggest upsets in European
Championship history Friday, beating defending champion France 1-0 to advance
to the semifinals of Euro 2004.
Werder Bremen striker Angelos Charisteas scored in the 66th minute with a
header as Greece, which had never won a game in a major tournament prior to
Euro 2004, snapped France's 22-match unbeaten streak.
"We tried everything, but could not find a way past this very strong Greece
team," midfielder Robert Pires said. "It's time to turn the page, time to look
ahead and that means the World Cup in 2006."
Defender Lilian Thuram, earning his 103rd cap, was equally disappointed.
"We were not expecting it. We played this Euro to win," he said. "Tonight, we
started to play only when it was too late. We pushed, we tried, but we took a
goal on their only chance."
For the first time in the history of the quadrennial tournament, which began in
1960, Europe's five biggest soccer powers all failed to make the semifinals.
Germany, Italy and Spain were eliminated in the first round, and England lost
its quarterfinal to Portugal on Thursday.
"We justified our presence here. Everything is possible now," Charisteas said.
"We had to be completely focused.
"I'm extremely happy that I've been able to help my team because I scored, and
I think we can do even better."
France's bewildered players slumped to the ground in disbelief after the final
whistle, while the jubilant Greek squad rushed toward their fans, linking arms
and jumping up and down in celebration. It was a bad tournament for France,
which failed to get past the first round of the 2002 World Cup as the defending
champion.
"We weren't thinking clearly towards the end of the match," said France coach
Jacques Santini, in charge of France for the last time before taking over
Tottenham Hotspur in the English Premier League.
"We were just rushing forwards and that was not the best way to go about it.
It's a big disappointment. We had hoped to get to the final," Santini said.
Greece will face either the Czech Republic or Denmark in the semifinals on
Thursday in Porto's Dragao stadium.
Greece, which also beat tournament host Portugal in the opening game, punished
the French for wasting several chances. Captain Theodoros Zagorakis chipped the
ball over Lizarazu and sped down the right. From his cross, Charisteas' header
left goalkeeper Fabien Barthez no chance.
"I'm upset about the goal," Bayern Munich's Lizarazu said. "I saw the ball and
committed myself too early and they scored.
"It's hard to judge this match," he added. "We had the impression we dominated
in every department."
Thierry Henry almost equalized with three minutes left, but his powerful header
flew past the post.
Coach Otto Rehhagel's Greece side started brightly and Charisteas just failed
to head a cross by midfielder Panagiotis Fyssas.
On two-time European champion France's first attack, Georgios Karagounis
clattered into Zinedine Zidane and picked up a yellow card. Zidane had one of
his poorest games in recent memory and was ineffective.
The teams were meeting for the seventh time, with Greece winning its first
encounter.
France started with Olivier Dacourt replacing the injured Patrick Vieira in
midfield and coach Jacques Santini again leaving veteran defender Marcel
Desailly on the bench.
Midfielder Themistoklis Nikolaidis tried his luck with a long-distance effort,
but his 14th-minute strike was comfortably saved by goalkeeper Fabien Barthez.
The Greek fans cheered loudly a minute later, convinced their team had taken
the lead.
Karagounis swung in a free-kick and Costas Katsouranis turned the ball onto the
post with Barthez stranded. But he recovered to stop the ball on the line.
France responded with a neat move down the left, with Zidane putting Lizarazu
through. From the defender's cross, Henry headed wide.
In the 28th, defender Mikael Silvestre failed to clear the ball. It fell kindly
to Katsouranis and his shot bounced up into the arms of Barthez.
Barthez again had to be alert, tipping over a dipping 25-yard shot from Fyssas
in the 37th minute. Zidane was shown a yellow card just before the interval
after clipping an opponent's heel.
France began the second half positively and Henry fired narrowly wide from 15
meters (yards) with an acrobatic shot on the turn.
Lizarazu burst through the defense in the 57th minute but was unable to line up
a shot. Henry then crossed to the left and the ball seemed destined for the
head of David Trezeguet before Mihalis Kapsis cleared it away.
With France pressing hard, Henry and William Gallas tried their luck with half
chances that did not trouble 'keeper Antonios Nikopolidis.
With 20 minutes left, Santini brought on Louis Saha in place of Trezeguet and
Sylvain Wiltord for Dacourt in a bid to break down Greece's stern rearguard.
In the 87th, French hopes disappeard as Henry, meeting Thuram's cross from the
right, placed his header wide, wasting his team's last chance.
----=
Lineups:
France: Fabien Barthez; Bixente Lizarazu, William Gallas, Lilian Thuram, Mikael
Silvester, Zinedine Zidane, Claude Makelele, Olivier Dacourt (Sylvain Wiltord,
72nd minute), Robert Pires (Jerome Rothen, 79th), David Trezeguet (Louis Saha,
72nd), Thierry Henry.
Greece: Antonios Nikopolidis; Takis Fyssas, Traianos Dellas, Mihalis Kapsis,
Giourkas Setairidis, Angelos Basinas (Vasilios Tsiartas, 85th), Theodore
Zagorakis, Themistoklis Nikolaidis (Vasilios Lakis, 61st), Costas Katsouranis,
Giorgos Karagounis, Angelos Charisteas.
Referee: Anders Frisk, Sweden
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User: "=?UTF-8?B?TWljaGHDq2w=?="

Title: Re: Heidi Klum to pilot "Project Runway" 26 Jun 2004 04:47:37 AM
Kansan1225 a =C3=A9crit :

The family name of coach Otto Rehhagel seems to be a scrambled =

anagram

for "Archangel", a reminder of Victoria's Secret Archangel Heidi.

An anagram is most of a time scrambled anyway.
And Rehhagel is not the anagram of Archangel, sorry.
(well I have to think if I need to stay a believer of this Cult...)
Micha=C3=ABlM
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User: "Clayton Kicking Asses and Taking Names"

Title: Re: Heidi Klum to pilot "Project Runway" 26 Jun 2004 07:13:09 PM
That's were she gets on a plane and flies away to escape her crazed stalker.
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