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"Fredric L. Rice" |
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24 Nov 2005 03:47:20 AM |
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Hello? Osama here. |
Osama Bin Laden heard that Bush was wondering whether he was still alive.
He decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him
know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded
message: 370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had
no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.
With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for
help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply "Tell the
President he's holding the message upside down."
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http://www.ElmerFudd.US/ http://www.rightard.org/ http://www.thedarkwind.org/
"We're going to sue your *****, AND your balls!" -- Scientology's leader
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| User: "Richo" |
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| Title: Re: Hello? Osama here. |
24 Nov 2005 05:27:50 AM |
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Fredric L. Rice wrote:
Osama Bin Laden heard that Bush was wondering whether he was still alive.
He decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him
know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded
message: 370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had
no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.
With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for
help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply "Tell the
President he's holding the message upside down."
LOL!
Very good.
Mark.
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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| Title: Re: Hello? Osama here. |
24 Nov 2005 10:29:01 PM |
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"Richo" <m.richardson@utas.edu.au> wrote in message
news:1132810070.951426.225490@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Fredric L. Rice wrote:
Osama Bin Laden heard that Bush was wondering whether he was still alive.
He decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him
know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded
message: 370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides
had
no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.
With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for
help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply "Tell
the
President he's holding the message upside down."
LOL!
Very good.
Mark.
Why would Osama send such a nasty message to
such an old friend of the bin Ladin family? The
Bush family and the bin Ladin family have been
hand in pocket for decades. I'm sure that this will
all come out at Bush's treason/impeachment trial.
Shrub never intended to catch Osama.
I know it's a joke. It just doesn't work.
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BAAWA Knight & Bible Thumper Thumper
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Hello? Osama here. |
25 Nov 2005 06:12:10 AM |
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Michelle Malkin wrote:
"Richo" <m.richardson@utas.edu.au> wrote in message
news:1132810070.951426.225490@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Fredric L. Rice wrote:
Osama Bin Laden heard that Bush was wondering whether he was still alive.
He decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him
know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded
message: 370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides
had
no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.
With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for
help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply "Tell
the
President he's holding the message upside down."
LOL!
Very good.
Mark.
Why would Osama send such a nasty message to
such an old friend of the bin Ladin family? The
Bush family and the bin Ladin family have been
hand in pocket for decades.
Well that was when Osama was doing Gods work beating up on the Russians
in Afganistan.
Unfortunately their pet terrorist then had the audacity to turn around
and bite the hand that raised it!
Since then he hasnt been a freind of ***** and George and Donny.
Osama learned that his motely crew could defeat the mighty Soviet Union
so he figured he could do the same to the US - drive them out of the
middle east.
Time will tell if he is right or wrong - I would say the odds are about
60 - 40 *against* Osama.
Still, history shows that even the mightiest empires do eventually
fall.
I predict The American Empire probably will not last even a hundred
years.
The Republic and the principles it embodied were such a great idea.
It hope can come back.
I'm sure that this will
all come out at Bush's treason/impeachment trial.
Shrub never intended to catch Osama.
I know it's a joke. It just doesn't work.
Spoil sport!
Mark.
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| User: "JTEM" |
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| Title: Re: Hello? Osama here. |
25 Nov 2005 06:30:07 AM |
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<m.richardson@utas.edu.au> wrote
Well that was when Osama was doing Gods work
beating up on the Russians in Afganistan.
Unfortunately their pet terrorist then had the
audacity to turn around and bite the hand that raised
it! Since then he hasnt been a freind of ***** and
George and Donny.
Really?
Then why did they denounce Clinton for his "Focus"
on Bin Laden? Why did they work so quickly to
change the "Focus," correct the "Mistake" Clinton
made by going after Bin Laden?
Heck, they already had that mission "accomplished"
before even passing the tax cuts!
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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| Title: Re: Hello? Osama here. |
25 Nov 2005 08:19:16 AM |
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<m.richardson@utas.edu.au> wrote in message
news:1132899130.937744.25720@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Michelle Malkin wrote:
"Richo" <m.richardson@utas.edu.au> wrote in message
news:1132810070.951426.225490@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Fredric L. Rice wrote:
Osama Bin Laden heard that Bush was wondering whether he was still
alive.
He decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let
him
know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of
coded
message: 370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides
had
no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the
NSA.
With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6
for
help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply
"Tell
the
President he's holding the message upside down."
LOL!
Very good.
Mark.
Why would Osama send such a nasty message to
such an old friend of the bin Ladin family? The
Bush family and the bin Ladin family have been
hand in pocket for decades.
Well that was when Osama was doing Gods work beating up on the Russians
in Afganistan.
Unfortunately their pet terrorist then had the audacity to turn around
and bite the hand that raised it!
Since then he hasnt been a freind of ***** and George and Donny.
Maybe he hasn't, but look at how fast Bush got his
relatives out of the US after 9/11. I've no doubt
Shrub and his dad still are pals with the rest of
the family. I still don't think Bush intends to catch
him. It would ruin business with the others.
Osama learned that his motely crew could defeat the mighty Soviet Union
so he figured he could do the same to the US - drive them out of the
middle east.
Time will tell if he is right or wrong - I would say the odds are about
60 - 40 *against* Osama.
Still, history shows that even the mightiest empires do eventually
fall.
I predict The American Empire probably will not last even a hundred
years.
The Republic and the principles it embodied were such a great idea.
It hope can come back.
I'm sure that this will
all come out at Bush's treason/impeachment trial.
Shrub never intended to catch Osama.
I know it's a joke. It just doesn't work.
Spoil sport!
Nya!
Mark.
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Hello? Osama here. |
26 Nov 2005 06:59:19 AM |
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In article <AuOdnQY2WMxhVRveRVn-hg@comcast.com>,
"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:
<m.richardson@utas.edu.au> wrote in message
news:1132899130.937744.25720@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Michelle Malkin wrote:
"Richo" <m.richardson@utas.edu.au> wrote in message
news:1132810070.951426.225490@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Fredric L. Rice wrote:
Osama Bin Laden heard that Bush was wondering whether he was still
alive.
He decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let
him
know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of
coded
message: 370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides
had
no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the
NSA.
With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6
for
help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply
"Tell
the
President he's holding the message upside down."
LOL!
Very good.
Mark.
Why would Osama send such a nasty message to
such an old friend of the bin Ladin family? The
Bush family and the bin Ladin family have been
hand in pocket for decades.
Well that was when Osama was doing Gods work beating up on the Russians
in Afganistan.
Unfortunately their pet terrorist then had the audacity to turn around
and bite the hand that raised it!
Since then he hasnt been a freind of ***** and George and Donny.
Maybe he hasn't, but look at how fast Bush got his
relatives out of the US after 9/11. I've no doubt
Shrub and his dad still are pals with the rest of
the family. I still don't think Bush intends to catch
him. It would ruin business with the others.
And he would lose the big bogeyman that he uses to scare us when things
go bad for him.
Osama learned that his motely crew could defeat the mighty Soviet Union
so he figured he could do the same to the US - drive them out of the
middle east.
Time will tell if he is right or wrong - I would say the odds are about
60 - 40 *against* Osama.
Still, history shows that even the mightiest empires do eventually
fall.
I predict The American Empire probably will not last even a hundred
years.
The Republic and the principles it embodied were such a great idea.
It hope can come back.
I'm sure that this will
all come out at Bush's treason/impeachment trial.
Shrub never intended to catch Osama.
I know it's a joke. It just doesn't work.
Spoil sport!
Nya!
Mark.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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| User: "AcesLucky" |
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24 Nov 2005 11:30:26 AM |
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Fredric L. Rice wrote:
Osama Bin Laden heard that Bush was wondering whether he was still alive.
He decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him
know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded
message: 370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had
no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.
With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for
help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply "Tell the
President he's holding the message upside down."
---
http://www.ElmerFudd.US/ http://www.rightard.org/ http://www.thedarkwind.org/
"We're going to sue your *****, AND your balls!" -- Scientology's leader
Great job! I'm still laughing. (hit's the nail right on the head)
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| User: "lisajans" |
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| Title: Re: Hello? Osama here. |
24 Nov 2005 04:04:25 AM |
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I'm interested to hear more about this.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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24 Nov 2005 06:51:24 AM |
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On 23 Nov 2005 20:04:25 -0800, "lisajans" <lisajans@gmail.com> wrote:
I'm interested to hear more about this.
Alright then:
"more about this"
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| User: "Jimmy B." |
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24 Nov 2005 10:19:32 PM |
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Michael Gray wrote:
On 23 Nov 2005 20:04:25 -0800, "lisajans" <lisajans@gmail.com> wrote:
I'm interested to hear more about this.
Alright then:
"more about this"
<rim shot>
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| User: "Sean C" |
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24 Nov 2005 11:40:59 PM |
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In article <11oadt4d4q89o7e@corp.supernews.com>, Fredric L. Rice
<FRice@SkepticTank.ORG> wrote:
Osama Bin Laden heard that Bush was wondering whether he was still alive.
He decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him
know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded
message: 370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had
no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.
With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for
help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply "Tell the
President he's holding the message upside down."
LOL. Maybe there's a hidden message in "My Pet Goat," too.
Sean C
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