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"In Christ" |
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08 Jun 2005 05:58:05 PM |
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Help Jesus! |
This is the real thing. Donate if you can. Pass this along
if you can't. But, don't sit back idle and expect other
people to do God's work for you!
http://tinyurl.com/8vxl8
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| User: "Milan" |
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| Title: Re: Help Jesus! |
09 Jun 2005 07:00:22 AM |
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"In Christ" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:hOydnbZiY75L6DrfRVn-jw@comcast.com...
This is the real thing. Donate if you can. Pass this along
if you can't. But, don't sit back idle and expect other
people to do God's work for you!
Other people? Let your god do his own work for once.
regards
Milan
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| User: "Ordog" |
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| Title: Re: Help Jesus! |
08 Jun 2005 07:30:31 PM |
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In Christ wrote:
This is the real thing.
It truely is. Poverty, hunger and death!
Donate if you can.
I am willing to donate to any secular organisation that helps the needy
providing they do nothing else but help. No political and economic
strings! No profit taking!
I certainly will not provide money for religious groups who are using
the excuse of helping to brainwash the needy. Religious strings
attached guaranteed!
But, don't sit back idle and expect other
people to do God's work for you!
Can you explain this intelligently? God's work is his and not mine. My
work is mine, not God's. God is certainly absent when I do not want to
get out of bed and go to work on a rainy Monday morning.
Ordog
"Beware of the man whose God is in the skies." Bernard Shaw
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| User: "Carl Kaufmann" |
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| Title: Re: Help Jesus! |
08 Jun 2005 10:42:08 PM |
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In Christ wrote:
This is the real thing. Donate if you can. Pass this along
if you can't. But, don't sit back idle and expect other
people to do God's work for you!
http://tinyurl.com/8vxl8
God can get off his omnipotent ***** and do his own work.
--
EAC Liar, Damned Liar, and Statistician
alt.atheist #1966
"Statistical thinking will one day be as necessary for efficient
citizenship as the ability to read and write." - H.G. Wells
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: Help Jesus! |
08 Jun 2005 11:45:01 PM |
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Carl Kaufmann wrote:
In Christ wrote:
This is the real thing. Donate if you can. Pass this along
if you can't. But, don't sit back idle and expect other
people to do God's work for you!
http://tinyurl.com/8vxl8
God can get off his omnipotent ***** and do his own work.
Wow, that post didn't get him/her very far did it?
--
EAC Liar, Damned Liar, and Statistician
alt.atheist #1966
"Statistical thinking will one day be as necessary for efficient
citizenship as the ability to read and write." - H.G. Wells
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| User: "JTEM" |
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| Title: Re: Help Jesus! |
09 Jun 2005 12:15:09 AM |
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"bob young" <alaspectrum@netvigator.com> wrote
Carl Kaufmann wrote:
In Christ wrote:
This is the real thing. Donate if you can. Pass this along
if you can't. But, don't sit back idle and expect other
people to do God's work for you!
http://tinyurl.com/8vxl8
God can get off his omnipotent ***** and do his own work.
Wow, that post didn't get him/her very far did it?
Actually, it's a URL to a Democratic site, asking for
donations to get a television ad on, well, TV.
Originally it was posted exactly as you see here (only
with a different subject line) to the various Christian
newsgroups, in the hopes of maybe forcing one or two
of them to confront the chasm between what they claim
to stand for and what they are actually fighting for... what
they have actually accomplished.
The "Fruits of their labor" are a miserable economy,
vanishing pensions and millions denied healthcare.
But that's okay, because no matter how many people
they hurt, no matter how much they hurt themselves
and their own children, it's fine so long as the homos
suffer.
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: Help Jesus! |
08 Jun 2005 11:43:03 PM |
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In Christ wrote:
This is the real thing. Donate if you can. Pass this along
if you can't. But, don't sit back idle and expect other
people to do God's work for you!
'Other People' have always been the one's doing your god's
work. They made him up in the first place, only humans do a
gods work.
Gods are for primitives
http://tinyurl.com/8vxl8
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| User: "Sasha" |
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| Title: Re: Help Jesus! |
09 Jun 2005 08:50:53 AM |
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Jesus is doing some awesome things for the poor, isn't He?
You fucking knob.
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| User: "bob young" |
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09 Jun 2005 11:59:01 PM |
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Sasha wrote:
Jesus is doing some awesome things for the poor, isn't He?
Hardly, it is humans doing good for other humans, we are like
that. We make up gods too, not everything we do makes sense!
You fucking knob.
What? Is this from the bible?
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Help Jesus! |
09 Jun 2005 01:12:56 AM |
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On 08 Jun 2005, In Christ dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
This is the real thing. Donate if you can. Pass this along
if you can't. But, don't sit back idle and expect other
people to do God's work for you!
http://tinyurl.com/8vxl8
If Jeebus is as magical as you guys say, couldn't he just magic up some
donations?
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
Lovingly plonked by Roger Pearse
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"I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think
there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading
around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and
praying to a rock."
[Howard Stern]
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| User: "JTEM" |
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| Title: Re: Help Jesus! |
09 Jun 2005 02:53:31 AM |
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"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote
This is the real thing. Donate if you can. Pass this along
if you can't. But, don't sit back idle and expect other
people to do God's work for you!
http://tinyurl.com/8vxl8
If Jeebus is as magical as you guys say, couldn't he just
magic up some donations?
Speaking of "Jesus"... Jesus Christ! I can't recall ever
once seeing a posting with a name as over the top
as "In Christ" that was serious. Not in almost 13 years
of usenet experience.
Did you check out the URL? From a Democratic group?
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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09 Jun 2005 11:45:39 AM |
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on 09 Jun 2005 in alt.atheism, JTEM dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote
This is the real thing. Donate if you can. Pass this along
if you can't. But, don't sit back idle and expect other
people to do God's work for you!
http://tinyurl.com/8vxl8
If Jeebus is as magical as you guys say, couldn't he just
magic up some donations?
Speaking of "Jesus"... Jesus Christ! I can't recall ever
once seeing a posting with a name as over the top
as "In Christ" that was serious. Not in almost 13 years
of usenet experience.
Did you check out the URL? From a Democratic group?
Nope, I don't usually visit the panderers.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: Help Jesus! |
09 Jun 2005 11:57:02 PM |
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Vic Sagerquist wrote:
On 08 Jun 2005, In Christ dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
This is the real thing. Donate if you can. Pass this along
if you can't. But, don't sit back idle and expect other
people to do God's work for you!
http://tinyurl.com/8vxl8
If Jeebus is as magical as you guys say, couldn't he just magic up some
donations?
Have a sneaking suspicion Vic old fella, this one they are going to ignore!
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
Lovingly plonked by Roger Pearse
______________
"I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think
there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading
around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and
praying to a rock."
[Howard Stern]
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: Help Jesus! |
09 Jun 2005 12:56:15 PM |
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On Wed, 08 Jun 2005 18:58:05 -0400, In Christ wrote:
This is the real thing. Donate if you can. Pass this along if you can't.
But, don't sit back idle and expect other people to do God's work for you!
http://tinyurl.com/8vxl8
How about if God does his own work for a change?
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "Sasha" |
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09 Jun 2005 01:10:18 PM |
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How about if God does his own work for a change?
But then, how would he test our faith? *Smirk*
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: Help Jesus! |
09 Jun 2005 03:33:53 PM |
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On Thu, 09 Jun 2005 11:10:18 -0700, Sasha wrote:
How about if God does his own work for a change?
But then, how would he test our faith? *Smirk*
He doesn't already *know* if we are faithful or not? ;)
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "Mephisto" |
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| Title: Re: Help Jesus! |
09 Jun 2005 02:43:45 PM |
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On Wed, 8 Jun 2005 18:58:05 -0400, "In Christ" <gymraven@hotmail.com>
wrote:
This is the real thing. Donate if you can. Pass this along
if you can't. But, don't sit back idle and expect other
people to do God's work for you!
God should be doing his own work! The lazy ***** has only ever worked
for six days in a row in his entire life, and even then he had to take
a day off to recover. He probably only dreamed up the holy trinity
thing so he could swindle the welfare system and pick up three cheques
instead of one.
Mephisto
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: Help Jesus! |
10 Jun 2005 12:09:03 AM |
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Mephisto wrote:
On Wed, 8 Jun 2005 18:58:05 -0400, "In Christ" <gymraven@hotmail.com>
wrote:
This is the real thing. Donate if you can. Pass this along
if you can't. But, don't sit back idle and expect other
people to do God's work for you!
God should be doing his own work! The lazy ***** has only ever worked
for six days in a row in his entire life, and even then he had to take
a day off to recover. He probably only dreamed up the holy trinity
thing so he could swindle the welfare system and pick up three cheques
instead of one....
....Yup, three is more believable than one
Mephisto
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| User: "John Baker" |
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| Title: Re: Help Jesus! |
08 Jun 2005 10:16:21 PM |
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On Wed, 8 Jun 2005 18:58:05 -0400, "In Christ" <gymraven@hotmail.com>
wrote:
This is the real thing. Donate if you can. Pass this along
if you can't. But, don't sit back idle and expect other
people to do God's work for you!
Your god is supposed to be all-powerful. Let him do his own fucking
work.
http://tinyurl.com/8vxl8
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