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"*nemo*" |
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26 Apr 2004 07:34:02 PM |
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Here we go again |
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/04/26/noah.ark.ap/index.html
Yup. There are some idiots going up on Mt. Ararat, hoping
to -- "*GAWD!* willing" -- bring back photos of Noah's Ark.
Serve them right if they loose their footing an plummet to a painful,
frozen death. They can serve as a warning to other brain-dead cretins.
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Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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27 Apr 2004 06:04:42 AM |
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*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> astounded us with: news:nemo0037-
53EA68.20340226042004@news01.east.earthlink.net:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/04/26/noah.ark.ap/index.html
Yup. There are some idiots going up on Mt. Ararat, hoping
to -- "*GAWD!* willing" -- bring back photos of Noah's Ark.
And after that, visit Santa's Workshop, followed by the Easter Bunny's
Chocolate Factory... Oompa Loompa, doobadee doo.
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Phÿltêr
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
http://afjc.clickhalah.com/forum/index.php
Change "freeway" to "hotmail" to respond
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27 Apr 2004 02:37:07 PM |
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In article <Xns94D8C21863904Smeagolsbane@192.189.54.177>, Phÿltêr says...
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> astounded us with: news:nemo0037-
53EA68.20340226042004@news01.east.earthlink.net:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/04/26/noah.ark.ap/index.html
Yup. There are some idiots going up on Mt. Ararat, hoping
to -- "*GAWD!* willing" -- bring back photos of Noah's Ark.
And after that, visit Santa's Workshop, followed by the Easter Bunny's
Chocolate Factory... Oompa Loompa, doobadee doo.
Will there be Fizzy Lifting drinks and Everlasting Gobstoppers?!? ;)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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28 Apr 2004 05:26:21 AM |
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Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> astounded us with: news:DDyjc.2203
$H4.198@www.newsranger.com:
In article <Xns94D8C21863904Smeagolsbane@192.189.54.177>, Phÿltêr says...
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> astounded us with: news:nemo0037-
53EA68.20340226042004@news01.east.earthlink.net:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/04/26/noah.ark.ap/index.html
Yup. There are some idiots going up on Mt. Ararat, hoping
to -- "*GAWD!* willing" -- bring back photos of Noah's Ark.
And after that, visit Santa's Workshop, followed by the Easter Bunny's
Chocolate Factory... Oompa Loompa, doobadee doo.
Will there be Fizzy Lifting drinks and Everlasting Gobstoppers?!? ;)
Just what ya see, ma'am...maybe snozzberries...
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Phÿltêr
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
http://afjc.clickhalah.com/forum/index.php
Change "freeway" to "hotmail" to respond
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| User: "Adam Marczyk" |
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26 Apr 2004 08:09:36 PM |
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*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:nemo0037-53EA68.20340226042004@news01.east.earthlink.net...
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/04/26/noah.ark.ap/index.html
Yup. There are some idiots going up on Mt. Ararat, hoping
to -- "*GAWD!* willing" -- bring back photos of Noah's Ark.
Serve them right if they loose their footing an plummet to a painful,
frozen death. They can serve as a warning to other brain-dead cretins.
That would just foster conspiracy theories among the lunatic fringe about
how they found the ark and then were killed by evil atheists to hush it up.
Much better if they simply go up there, explore to their heart's content,
find absolutely nothing, and come back empty-handed. (Of course, I suppose
no expedition of that kind *ever* comes back empty-handed - at worst,
they'll have some blurry photos which they claim are obviously of the ark,
which I'm sure they'll make big money by hocking to the faithful. You just
can't win with these people, can you?)
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"We have loved the stars too fondly | a.a. #2001
to be fearful of the night." | http://www.ebonmusings.org
--Tombstone epitaph of | e-mail: ebonmuse!hotmail.com
two amateur astronomers, | ICQ: 8777843
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| User: "Geoff" |
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26 Apr 2004 09:54:07 PM |
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"Adam Marczyk" <ebonmuse@deletethis.hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:kpijc.2826$rG7.920@news01.roc.ny...
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:nemo0037-53EA68.20340226042004@news01.east.earthlink.net...
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/04/26/noah.ark.ap/index.html
Yup. There are some idiots going up on Mt. Ararat, hoping
to -- "*GAWD!* willing" -- bring back photos of Noah's Ark.
Serve them right if they loose their footing an plummet to a painful,
frozen death. They can serve as a warning to other brain-dead cretins.
That would just foster conspiracy theories among the lunatic fringe about
how they found the ark and then were killed by evil atheists to hush it
up.
It's no conspiracy. So far we've been able to murder all the groups that
have found the ark. And just cuz there's a big old boat up in the hills of
Turkey does not prove that there is a god. But don't tell anyone it's
there.
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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29 Apr 2004 02:58:19 AM |
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"Geoff" <gebobs@yahoo.nospam.com> wrote in message
news:jXjjc.26830$0u6.4792446@attbi_s03...
"Adam Marczyk" <ebonmuse@deletethis.hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:kpijc.2826$rG7.920@news01.roc.ny...
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:nemo0037-53EA68.20340226042004@news01.east.earthlink.net...
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/04/26/noah.ark.ap/index.html
Yup. There are some idiots going up on Mt. Ararat, hoping
to -- "*GAWD!* willing" -- bring back photos of Noah's Ark.
Serve them right if they loose their footing an plummet to a painful,
frozen death. They can serve as a warning to other brain-dead cretins.
That would just foster conspiracy theories among the lunatic fringe
about
how they found the ark and then were killed by evil atheists to hush it
up.
It's no conspiracy. So far we've been able to murder all the groups that
have found the ark. And just cuz there's a big old boat up in the hills of
Turkey does not prove that there is a god. But don't tell anyone it's
there.
Yeah, they might find out that it's just a shipshaped rock formation,
and that would spoil all the fun.
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| User: "W. Syme" |
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27 Apr 2004 02:45:09 PM |
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On Tue, 27 Apr 2004 00:34:02 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/04/26/noah.ark.ap/index.html
Yup. There are some idiots going up on Mt. Ararat, hoping
to -- "*GAWD!* willing" -- bring back photos of Noah's Ark.
Serve them right if they loose their footing an plummet to a painful,
frozen death. They can serve as a warning to other brain-dead cretins.
Thinking a mountain slope is a boat is rather unintelligent
Thinking a mountain slope is a particular boat from 6000 years ago, is
pretty stupid.
Thinking a mountain slope is a totally mythical boat is retarded.
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Prove all things; hold fast that which is good. (1 Thessalonians 5:21)
W. Syme (pseudonym), European, non-native English speaker, "soft" atheist.
Email will not be read.
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| User: "The Watcher" |
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28 Apr 2004 12:27:51 AM |
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On Tue, 27 Apr 2004 19:45:09 GMT, W. Syme
<Winston.Syme.superstitions@fastmail.fm> wrote:
On Tue, 27 Apr 2004 00:34:02 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/04/26/noah.ark.ap/index.html
Yup. There are some idiots going up on Mt. Ararat, hoping
to -- "*GAWD!* willing" -- bring back photos of Noah's Ark.
Serve them right if they loose their footing an plummet to a painful,
frozen death. They can serve as a warning to other brain-dead cretins.
Thinking a mountain slope is a boat is rather unintelligent
Thinking a mountain slope is a particular boat from 6000 years ago, is
pretty stupid.
Thinking a mountain slope is a totally mythical boat is retarded.
Somebody should get some rich theists to donate a bunch of money so they can
re-create the Ark. Rebuild the whole thing according to the specifications in
their bible, then stock it with two of every animal in the world(7 of some?),
enough supplies to feed and water them for a year, and then try to float it.
They'd soon find out it wouldn't work. Imagine the gnashing of teeth after that
happened. :/
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| User: "Sara Brum" |
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28 Apr 2004 05:47:45 AM |
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"The Watcher" <don'tgo@there.com> wrote in message
news:408f403f.2360080@news.ritternet.com...
On Tue, 27 Apr 2004 19:45:09 GMT, W. Syme
<Winston.Syme.superstitions@fastmail.fm> wrote:
On Tue, 27 Apr 2004 00:34:02 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/04/26/noah.ark.ap/index.html
Yup. There are some idiots going up on Mt. Ararat, hoping
to -- "*GAWD!* willing" -- bring back photos of Noah's Ark.
Serve them right if they loose their footing an plummet to a painful,
frozen death. They can serve as a warning to other brain-dead cretins.
Thinking a mountain slope is a boat is rather unintelligent
Thinking a mountain slope is a particular boat from 6000 years ago, is
pretty stupid.
Thinking a mountain slope is a totally mythical boat is retarded.
Somebody should get some rich theists to donate a bunch of money so they
can
re-create the Ark. Rebuild the whole thing according to the specifications
in
their bible, then stock it with two of every animal in the world(7 of
some?),
enough supplies to feed and water them for a year, and then try to float
it.
They'd soon find out it wouldn't work. Imagine the gnashing of teeth after
that
happened. :/
First, find a 600 year old man to build the ark.
Incidentally, according to Genesis 7:2-3, it was 7 male and 7 female of
clean beasts, 2 male and 2 female of unclean beasts, and 7 male and 7 female
of fowls of the air. "Every thing that creepeth upon the earth" crept into
the equation a bit later. All gathered and given a boarding pass within a
week. I wonder if the surplus of "clean" animals were there to feed the
carnivores?
Using the dimensions given in Genesis 7:15 and the definition of a cubit as
21.888 inches (Easton's 1897 Bible Dictionary), allowing for hull shape,
passageways to access the animals in transit, volume lost to building
materials, etc, a generous estimate of the volume available for
storage/living space would be about 26,000 cubic metres. 28 elephants alone
(14 African, 14 Indian), packed in tight, would need about 500 of those
cubic meters, plus storage for about 150 kilograms of food per elephant per
day. That's 168 tonnes of vegetable matter. We're fast running out of
room, and all we have is elephants.
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| User: "The Watcher" |
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28 Apr 2004 01:28:20 PM |
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On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 20:47:45 +1000, "Sara Brum" <sarabrum@medulla.com> wrote:
(snip)
First, find a 600 year old man to build the ark.
Incidentally, according to Genesis 7:2-3, it was 7 male and 7 female of
clean beasts, 2 male and 2 female of unclean beasts, and 7 male and 7 female
of fowls of the air. "Every thing that creepeth upon the earth" crept into
the equation a bit later. All gathered and given a boarding pass within a
week. I wonder if the surplus of "clean" animals were there to feed the
carnivores?
Using the dimensions given in Genesis 7:15 and the definition of a cubit as
21.888 inches (Easton's 1897 Bible Dictionary), allowing for hull shape,
passageways to access the animals in transit, volume lost to building
materials, etc, a generous estimate of the volume available for
storage/living space would be about 26,000 cubic metres. 28 elephants alone
(14 African, 14 Indian), packed in tight, would need about 500 of those
cubic meters, plus storage for about 150 kilograms of food per elephant per
day. That's 168 tonnes of vegetable matter. We're fast running out of
room, and all we have is elephants.
Then there's the engineering problem. Building a WOODEN boat that big would be a
real miracle(IF it floated and didn't just break apart as soon as the water
rose).
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| User: "Sara Brum" |
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28 Apr 2004 09:37:33 PM |
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"The Watcher" <don'tgo@there.com> wrote in message
news:408ff78a.3190348@news.ritternet.com...
On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 20:47:45 +1000, "Sara Brum" <sarabrum@medulla.com>
wrote:
(snip)
First, find a 600 year old man to build the ark.
Incidentally, according to Genesis 7:2-3, it was 7 male and 7 female of
clean beasts, 2 male and 2 female of unclean beasts, and 7 male and 7
female
of fowls of the air. "Every thing that creepeth upon the earth" crept
into
the equation a bit later. All gathered and given a boarding pass within
a
week. I wonder if the surplus of "clean" animals were there to feed the
carnivores?
Using the dimensions given in Genesis 7:15 and the definition of a cubit
as
21.888 inches (Easton's 1897 Bible Dictionary), allowing for hull shape,
passageways to access the animals in transit, volume lost to building
materials, etc, a generous estimate of the volume available for
storage/living space would be about 26,000 cubic metres. 28 elephants
alone
(14 African, 14 Indian), packed in tight, would need about 500 of those
cubic meters, plus storage for about 150 kilograms of food per elephant
per
day. That's 168 tonnes of vegetable matter. We're fast running out of
room, and all we have is elephants.
Then there's the engineering problem. Building a WOODEN boat that big
would be a
real miracle(IF it floated and didn't just break apart as soon as the
water
rose).
I made an error in the above food estimate. I only allowed for 40 days, but
Genesis 7:24 says the waters prevailed for 150 days. That means we need 630
tonnes of wholesome, nutritious, vegetable matter to keep the elephants
going.
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| User: "The Watcher" |
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28 Apr 2004 01:30:24 PM |
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On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 20:47:45 +1000, "Sara Brum" <sarabrum@medulla.com> wrote:
(snip)
First, find a 600 year old man to build the ark.
Maybe he meant a "different" year. That's the excuse they try to give for
creating the world in 7 days. ;)
Incidentally, according to Genesis 7:2-3, it was 7 male and 7 female of
clean beasts, 2 male and 2 female of unclean beasts, and 7 male and 7 female
of fowls of the air. "Every thing that creepeth upon the earth" crept into
the equation a bit later. All gathered and given a boarding pass within a
week. I wonder if the surplus of "clean" animals were there to feed the
carnivores?
Using the dimensions given in Genesis 7:15 and the definition of a cubit as
21.888 inches (Easton's 1897 Bible Dictionary), allowing for hull shape,
passageways to access the animals in transit, volume lost to building
materials, etc, a generous estimate of the volume available for
storage/living space would be about 26,000 cubic metres. 28 elephants alone
(14 African, 14 Indian), packed in tight, would need about 500 of those
cubic meters, plus storage for about 150 kilograms of food per elephant per
day. That's 168 tonnes of vegetable matter. We're fast running out of
room, and all we have is elephants.
I once had a creative theist explain to me how his god made it possible for all
those animals to survive a year in the Ark. He either put them all in suspended
animation or he just shrank them down to mouse size. That god of theirs is quite
creative, isn't he? ;)
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| User: "stoney" |
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04 May 2004 11:31:50 PM |
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On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 18:30:24 GMT, don'tgo@there.com (The Watcher),
Message ID: <408ff7d2.3262792@news.ritternet.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 20:47:45 +1000, "Sara Brum" <sarabrum@medulla.com> wrote:
(snip)
First, find a 600 year old man to build the ark.
Maybe he meant a "different" year. That's the excuse they try to give for
creating the world in 7 days. ;)
Incidentally, according to Genesis 7:2-3, it was 7 male and 7 female of
clean beasts, 2 male and 2 female of unclean beasts, and 7 male and 7 female
of fowls of the air. "Every thing that creepeth upon the earth" crept into
the equation a bit later. All gathered and given a boarding pass within a
week. I wonder if the surplus of "clean" animals were there to feed the
carnivores?
Using the dimensions given in Genesis 7:15 and the definition of a cubit as
21.888 inches (Easton's 1897 Bible Dictionary), allowing for hull shape,
passageways to access the animals in transit, volume lost to building
materials, etc, a generous estimate of the volume available for
storage/living space would be about 26,000 cubic metres. 28 elephants alone
(14 African, 14 Indian), packed in tight, would need about 500 of those
cubic meters, plus storage for about 150 kilograms of food per elephant per
day. That's 168 tonnes of vegetable matter. We're fast running out of
room, and all we have is elephants.
I once had a creative theist explain to me how his god made it possible for all
those animals to survive a year in the Ark. He either put them all in suspended
animation or he just shrank them down to mouse size. That god of theirs is quite
creative, isn't he? ;)
No, and that's the problem-it 'thinks' it is.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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28 Apr 2004 05:03:33 PM |
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The Watcher wrote:
On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 20:47:45 +1000, "Sara Brum" <sarabrum@medulla.com> wrote:
(snip)
First, find a 600 year old man to build the ark.
Maybe he meant a "different" year. That's the excuse they try to give for
creating the world in 7 days. ;)
Incidentally, according to Genesis 7:2-3, it was 7 male and 7 female of
clean beasts, 2 male and 2 female of unclean beasts, and 7 male and 7 female
of fowls of the air. "Every thing that creepeth upon the earth" crept into
the equation a bit later. All gathered and given a boarding pass within a
week. I wonder if the surplus of "clean" animals were there to feed the
carnivores?
Using the dimensions given in Genesis 7:15 and the definition of a cubit as
21.888 inches (Easton's 1897 Bible Dictionary), allowing for hull shape,
passageways to access the animals in transit, volume lost to building
materials, etc, a generous estimate of the volume available for
storage/living space would be about 26,000 cubic metres. 28 elephants alone
(14 African, 14 Indian), packed in tight, would need about 500 of those
cubic meters, plus storage for about 150 kilograms of food per elephant per
day. That's 168 tonnes of vegetable matter. We're fast running out of
room, and all we have is elephants.
I once had a creative theist explain to me how his god made it possible for all
those animals to survive a year in the Ark. He either put them all in suspended
animation or he just shrank them down to mouse size. That god of theirs is quite
creative, isn't he? ;)
Why didn't God just put Noah in a space station and drop globes of whatever
that villain in Moonraker used? Way cooler plot!
Hmm... Would that make James Bond Satan? But how do you get 666=007?
Colin Day aa #1500
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| User: "johac" |
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30 Apr 2004 12:27:37 AM |
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In article <40902E28.4040604@sc.rr.com>, Colin Day <cday3@sc.rr.com>
wrote:
The Watcher wrote:
On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 20:47:45 +1000, "Sara Brum" <sarabrum@medulla.com>
wrote:
(snip)
First, find a 600 year old man to build the ark.
Maybe he meant a "different" year. That's the excuse they try to give for
creating the world in 7 days. ;)
Incidentally, according to Genesis 7:2-3, it was 7 male and 7 female of
clean beasts, 2 male and 2 female of unclean beasts, and 7 male and 7
female
of fowls of the air. "Every thing that creepeth upon the earth" crept into
the equation a bit later. All gathered and given a boarding pass within a
week. I wonder if the surplus of "clean" animals were there to feed the
carnivores?
Using the dimensions given in Genesis 7:15 and the definition of a cubit as
21.888 inches (Easton's 1897 Bible Dictionary), allowing for hull shape,
passageways to access the animals in transit, volume lost to building
materials, etc, a generous estimate of the volume available for
storage/living space would be about 26,000 cubic metres. 28 elephants
alone
(14 African, 14 Indian), packed in tight, would need about 500 of those
cubic meters, plus storage for about 150 kilograms of food per elephant per
day. That's 168 tonnes of vegetable matter. We're fast running out of
room, and all we have is elephants.
I once had a creative theist explain to me how his god made it possible for
all
those animals to survive a year in the Ark. He either put them all in
suspended
animation or he just shrank them down to mouse size. That god of theirs is
quite
creative, isn't he? ;)
Why didn't God just put Noah in a space station and drop globes of whatever
that villain in Moonraker used? Way cooler plot!
Why didn't *GAWD* just beam up Noah and the animals up to a giant
spaceship they way that they saved the whales in Startrek IV?
Hmm... Would that make James Bond Satan? But how do you get 666=007?
Multiply him by 95.142857?
Colin Day aa #1500
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Men become civilized not in their willingness to believe, but in
proportion to their readiness to doubt." - H. L. Mencken
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| User: "Colin Day" |
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30 Apr 2004 08:42:28 PM |
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johac wrote:
In article <40902E28.4040604@sc.rr.com>, Colin Day <cday3@sc.rr.com>
wrote:
Hmm... Would that make James Bond Satan? But how do you get 666=007?
Multiply him by 95.142857?
That only gets you 665.999999. You have to repeat the 142857 block
infinitely.
Colin Day aa #1500
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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30 Apr 2004 09:29:53 PM |
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In article <409304A1.7010705@sc.rr.com>, says...
johac wrote:
In article <40902E28.4040604@sc.rr.com>, Colin Day < >
wrote:
Hmm... Would that make James Bond Satan? But how do you get 666=007?
Multiply him by 95.142857?
That only gets you 665.999999. You have to repeat the 142857 block
infinitely.
Proof that man cannot comprehend the infinite?
--
Enkidu
AA# 2165
http://www.livejournal.com/users/marcrw/
"Suppose we've chosen the wrong god. Every time we
go to church we're just making him madder and madder."
--Homer Simpson
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| User: "Colin Day" |
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01 May 2004 07:19:30 AM |
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Enkidu wrote:
In article <409304A1.7010705@sc.rr.com>, says...
johac wrote:
In article <40902E28.4040604@sc.rr.com>, Colin Day < >
wrote:
Hmm... Would that make James Bond Satan? But how do you get 666=007?
Multiply him by 95.142857?
That only gets you 665.999999. You have to repeat the 142857 block
infinitely.
Proof that man cannot comprehend the infinite?
No.
Colin Day
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| User: "stoney" |
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04 May 2004 11:30:20 PM |
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On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 05:27:51 GMT, don'tgo@there.com (The Watcher),
Message ID: <408f403f.2360080@news.ritternet.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
On Tue, 27 Apr 2004 19:45:09 GMT, W. Syme
<Winston.Syme.superstitions@fastmail.fm> wrote:
On Tue, 27 Apr 2004 00:34:02 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/04/26/noah.ark.ap/index.html
Yup. There are some idiots going up on Mt. Ararat, hoping
to -- "*GAWD!* willing" -- bring back photos of Noah's Ark.
Serve them right if they loose their footing an plummet to a painful,
frozen death. They can serve as a warning to other brain-dead cretins.
Thinking a mountain slope is a boat is rather unintelligent
Thinking a mountain slope is a particular boat from 6000 years ago, is
pretty stupid.
Thinking a mountain slope is a totally mythical boat is retarded.
Somebody should get some rich theists to donate a bunch of money so they can
re-create the Ark. Rebuild the whole thing according to the specifications in
their bible, then stock it with two of every animal in the world(7 of some?),
enough supplies to feed and water them for a year, and then try to float it.
They'd soon find out it wouldn't work. Imagine the gnashing of teeth after that
happened. :/
Nah.
/fundy
"God doesn't do magic tricks on command."
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| Title: Re: Here we go again |
04 May 2004 11:29:33 PM |
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On Tue, 27 Apr 2004 19:45:09 GMT, W. Syme
<Winston.Syme.superstitions@fastmail.fm>, Message ID:
<13bce8bc6c436e93416356130d6dd961@news.1usenet.com> wrote in
alt.atheism;
On Tue, 27 Apr 2004 00:34:02 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/04/26/noah.ark.ap/index.html
Yup. There are some idiots going up on Mt. Ararat, hoping
to -- "*GAWD!* willing" -- bring back photos of Noah's Ark.
Serve them right if they loose their footing an plummet to a painful,
frozen death. They can serve as a warning to other brain-dead cretins.
Thinking a mountain slope is a boat is rather unintelligent
Thinking a mountain slope is a particular boat from 6000 years ago, is
pretty stupid.
Thinking a mountain slope is a totally mythical boat is retarded.
What else can you expect from Christians?
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Here we go again |
04 May 2004 11:26:58 PM |
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On Tue, 27 Apr 2004 00:34:02 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net>, Message ID:
<nemo0037-53EA68.20340226042004@news01.east.earthlink.net> wrote in
alt.atheism;
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/04/26/noah.ark.ap/index.html
Yup. There are some idiots going up on Mt. Ararat, hoping
to -- "*GAWD!* willing" -- bring back photos of Noah's Ark.
Serve them right if they loose their footing an plummet to a painful,
frozen death. They can serve as a warning to other brain-dead cretins.
The brain dead don't recognize warnings.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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