Get it? "Plays it straight?" LOL!
Cruise, Holmes pay disrespects
http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/preview/articles/0224moviepeople0224..html
Cruise, Holmes pay disrespects
The Arizona Republic
Feb. 24, 2006 12:00 AM
Can suspiciously fake love get any creepier?
Try suspiciously fake love at a funeral. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
engaged in their trademark public groping at services in Australia for
late media tycoon Kerry Packer, the New York Daily News reports.
Holmes and Cruise, a pal of Packer's son, James, were all over each
other during the service at the Sydney Opera House, according to the
tab. Afterward, it was time for the traditional apr=E8s interment
sunbathing aboard the Packer family yacht.
In other TomKat news, reports that Cruise attack lawyer Bert Fields has
put on his lucky litigation hat have failed to dissuade Life & Style
from its righteous crusade to out the couple as over.
The magazine's Web site practically begs the Cruise camp to take legal
action - with all of the free publicity that might ensue - with a tease
to this week's cover story that features the tag line, "They're acting
like a happy couple in public, but in private friends say IT'S GETTING
NASTY!"
According to the always anonymous "insider," the couple's smiles during
their recent Australian respects-paying/tanning trip disappeared once
the cameras left.
Also, it was leaked, Holmes hates being a cog in the Cruise PR machine.
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