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Religions > Atheism |
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"Ben Kaufman" |
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19 Oct 2006 01:03:46 PM |
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Hilarious new prayer |
"A new Catholic prayer book aimed at teenagers includes a prayer for God's help
to avoid talking rubbish when drunk.
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http://tinyurl.com/y82yvl
Ben
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| User: "Rusty Sites" |
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| Title: Re: Hilarious new prayer |
19 Oct 2006 05:21:09 PM |
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Ben Kaufman wrote:
"A new Catholic prayer book aimed at teenagers includes a prayer for God's help
to avoid talking rubbish when drunk.
...".
Another prayer from the same source was also given.
"Let me not be guided by idiotic notions of loyalty, if they might lead
to evil."
How ironic.
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| User: "Nosterill" |
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| Title: Re: Hilarious new prayer |
19 Oct 2006 05:17:55 PM |
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Ben Kaufman wrote:
"A new Catholic prayer book aimed at teenagers includes a prayer for God's help
to avoid talking rubbish when drunk.
...".
But I thought that was the whole point of getting drunk! Why go through
all the grief of a hangover if you can't have the pleasure of talking
bollocks the night before?
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Hilarious new prayer |
20 Oct 2006 01:28:17 AM |
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In article <peffj21m7cs341f4sac8v3g7pmj9ss3v83@4ax.com>,
Ben Kaufman <spaXm-mXe-anXd-paXy-5000-dollars@pobox.com> wrote:
"A new Catholic prayer book aimed at teenagers includes a prayer for God's
help
to avoid talking rubbish when drunk.
...".
http://tinyurl.com/y82yvl
Ben
"Lord, if in an unsober state, and under the influence of those around
me, I say something stupid, please give me strength to retract my words.
Protect me against senseless bravado and pride," reads the prayer.
Bush should learn this.(Though I doubt that it would do much.)
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Hilarious new prayer |
20 Oct 2006 09:23:12 PM |
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On Thu, 19 Oct 2006 23:28:17 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
"Lord, if in an unsober state, and under the influence of those around
me, I say something stupid, please give me strength to retract my words.
Protect me against senseless bravado and pride," reads the prayer.
Bush should learn this.(Though I doubt that it would do much.)
Bush should pray more along the lines of, "Lord, if I get the urge to
open my mouth, please render me speechless."
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rukbat at optonline dot net
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
- Voltaire (1694 - 1778)
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Hilarious new prayer |
21 Oct 2006 12:00:50 AM |
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In article <q21jj2lnaah1l4ters9vlifrrnc9fdtl0d@4ax.com>,
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:
On Thu, 19 Oct 2006 23:28:17 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
"Lord, if in an unsober state, and under the influence of those around
me, I say something stupid, please give me strength to retract my words.
Protect me against senseless bravado and pride," reads the prayer.
Bush should learn this.(Though I doubt that it would do much.)
Bush should pray more along the lines of, "Lord, if I get the urge to
open my mouth, please render me speechless."
I like it. Perhaps he should add just in case: "And if something should
slip out, please hit the celestial 'backspace delete' button."
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Hilarious new prayer |
25 Oct 2006 02:58:37 PM |
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On Thu, 19 Oct 2006 14:03:46 -0400, Ben Kaufman
<spaXm-mXe-anXd-paXy-5000-dollars@pobox.com> wrote in alt.atheism
"A new Catholic prayer book aimed at teenagers includes a prayer for God's help
to avoid talking rubbish when drunk.
...".
http://tinyurl.com/y82yvl
Christianity is talking rubbish even when the speaker is sober.
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Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Hilarious new prayer |
19 Oct 2006 01:25:34 PM |
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On Thu, 19 Oct 2006 14:03:46 -0400, Ben Kaufman
<spaXm-mXe-anXd-paXy-5000-dollars@pobox.com> wrote:
"A new Catholic prayer book aimed at teenagers includes a prayer for God's help
to avoid talking rubbish when drunk.
...".
But not help to not drink?
--
rukbat at optonline dot net
"I've heard the call. I believe God wants me to run for president."
- George W. Bush, quoted in George Magazine, September, 2000
"God gave the savior to the German people. We have faith,
deep and unshakeable faith, that he was sent to us by
God to save Germany."
- Hermann Goering, speaking of Hitler
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| User: "Josef Balluch" |
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| Title: Re: Hilarious new prayer |
19 Oct 2006 01:56:22 PM |
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In a message sent 'round the world, Al Klein poured fuel on the fire
with the following:
On Thu, 19 Oct 2006 14:03:46 -0400, Ben Kaufman
<spaXm-mXe-anXd-paXy-5000-dollars@pobox.com> wrote:
"A new Catholic prayer book aimed at teenagers includes a prayer for God's help
to avoid talking rubbish when drunk.
...".
But not help to not drink?
They certainly do not seem to want help to avoid talking rubbish when
sober.
Regards,
Josef
Faith is an absolutely marvelous tool. With faith there is no belief
that cannot be justified.
-- Donald Morgan
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Hilarious new prayer |
19 Oct 2006 07:43:14 PM |
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On Thu, 19 Oct 2006 14:25:34 -0400, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
wrote:
- Refer: <fogfj21e3qi1gnfrpk2dg449c5bmdsesgm@4ax.com>
On Thu, 19 Oct 2006 14:03:46 -0400, Ben Kaufman
<spaXm-mXe-anXd-paXy-5000-dollars@pobox.com> wrote:
"A new Catholic prayer book aimed at teenagers includes a prayer for God's help
to avoid talking rubbish when drunk.
...".
But not help to not drink?
Alcohol consumption is a vital element of Catholicism.
They call it "blood", though.
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