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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Fred Stone"
Date: 13 Mar 2005 03:11:19 PM
Object: Hillary's First Nights As President
Hillary's First Night As President
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in
the White House. She has waited so long..........
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best
serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
"You know you're over the target when you start receiving flak."
.

User: "towelie"

Title: Re: Hillary's First Nights As President 16 Mar 2005 07:32:57 PM
TV's Fred Stone wrote:

"eddie wilson" <rquigney85@rcn.com> wrote in
news:1110990184.270132.212960@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:


Fred Stone wrote:

"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39qc8rF63ne91U1@individual.net:

TV's Fred Stone wrote:

Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:6fde$42373bc9$51569c09$7859@nf1.news-service.com:

Fred Stone wrote:

"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39mdomF63e1jsU1@individual.net:

TV's Fred Stone wrote:

"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39kjjnF5urugrU1@individual.net:

TV's Fred Stone wrote:

Hillary's First Night As President


Fred Stone shits his pants and throws a four-year temper
tantrum, along with the rest of the GOP.


Projecting again, towelie? How many years of temper tantrums will
you and the other Moore-ons have been pitching by 2009?


Clinton was impeached for a BJ. Dumbya hasn't been impeached
although he has violated thousands of laws, both international and
domestic. Now which party throws long temper tantrums? Nuff said.


You can't even manage to remember that Clinton was impeached for
lying to a grand jury, not for getting a BJ in the Oral Office.
You're a fine example of liberal stupidity.


Oh, come on. The whole Paula Jones thing was little more than a
kangaroo court stage managed by the Nutcase Right.


So what? That still doesn't mean that Clinton was impeached for
getting a *****.


That's the difference between right-wingnuts such as yourself and
rational moderates and leftists. The right argues technicalities and
semantics, while the left reads between the lines and has the courage
to admit the truth. This was a cause-effect situation. The cause was
the BJ and the effect was the impeachment trial.


The cause was his sexual harrassment of Paula Jones and others. There


were rape charges out there too.

The reasoning given
for the impeachment was perjury, but the reality of the situation is
that he was indeed impeached for the BJ.


That's the difference between left-wingnuts like you and rational
conservatives like myself. The left starts with the conclusions they
want and rationalizes them with specious chains of bogus "logic"
while the right starts with the facts and draws their conclusions
from the evidence and their own understanding of human nature and
reality.


Try applying this logic to the Iraq war.


Try sticking to the subject.

Yet another classic neo-con tactic, ducking the question.
--
Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning.
A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing. - Maynard
James Keenan
aa #2133
ap #19
.
User: "Fred Stone"

Title: Re: Hillary's First Nights As President 17 Mar 2005 08:55:40 AM
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39s52aF66r7ktU1@individual.net:

TV's Fred Stone wrote:

"eddie wilson" <rquigney85@rcn.com> wrote in
news:1110990184.270132.212960@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:


Fred Stone wrote:

"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39qc8rF63ne91U1@individual.net:

TV's Fred Stone wrote:

Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:6fde$42373bc9$51569c09$7859@nf1.news-service.com:

Fred Stone wrote:

"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39mdomF63e1jsU1@individual.net:

TV's Fred Stone wrote:

"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39kjjnF5urugrU1@individual.net:

TV's Fred Stone wrote:

Hillary's First Night As President


Fred Stone shits his pants and throws a four-year temper
tantrum, along with the rest of the GOP.


Projecting again, towelie? How many years of temper tantrums
will you and the other Moore-ons have been pitching by 2009?


Clinton was impeached for a BJ. Dumbya hasn't been impeached
although he has violated thousands of laws, both international
and domestic. Now which party throws long temper tantrums?
Nuff said.


You can't even manage to remember that Clinton was impeached
for lying to a grand jury, not for getting a BJ in the Oral
Office. You're a fine example of liberal stupidity.


Oh, come on. The whole Paula Jones thing was little more than a
kangaroo court stage managed by the Nutcase Right.


So what? That still doesn't mean that Clinton was impeached for
getting a *****.


That's the difference between right-wingnuts such as yourself and
rational moderates and leftists. The right argues technicalities
and semantics, while the left reads between the lines and has the
courage to admit the truth. This was a cause-effect situation.
The cause was the BJ and the effect was the impeachment trial.


The cause was his sexual harrassment of Paula Jones and others.
There


were rape charges out there too.

The reasoning given
for the impeachment was perjury, but the reality of the situation
is that he was indeed impeached for the BJ.


That's the difference between left-wingnuts like you and rational
conservatives like myself. The left starts with the conclusions
they want and rationalizes them with specious chains of bogus
"logic" while the right starts with the facts and draws their
conclusions from the evidence and their own understanding of human
nature and reality.


Try applying this logic to the Iraq war.


Try sticking to the subject.


Yet another classic neo-con tactic, ducking the question.

Yet another classic leftist tactic, changing the subject.
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
"You know you're over the target when you start receiving flak."
.


User: "Kevin Anthoney"

Title: Re: Hillary's First Nights As President 16 Mar 2005 01:07:18 PM
Fred Stone wrote:

"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39qc8rF63ne91U1@individual.net:

TV's Fred Stone wrote:

Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:6fde$42373bc9$51569c09$7859@nf1.news-service.com:

Fred Stone wrote:

"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39mdomF63e1jsU1@individual.net:

TV's Fred Stone wrote:

"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39kjjnF5urugrU1@individual.net:

TV's Fred Stone wrote:

Hillary's First Night As President


Fred Stone shits his pants and throws a four-year temper
tantrum, along with the rest of the GOP.


Projecting again, towelie? How many years of temper tantrums will
you and the other Moore-ons have been pitching by 2009?


Clinton was impeached for a BJ. Dumbya hasn't been impeached
although he has violated thousands of laws, both international and
domestic. Now which party throws long temper tantrums? Nuff said.


You can't even manage to remember that Clinton was impeached for
lying to a grand jury, not for getting a BJ in the Oral Office.
You're a fine example of liberal stupidity.


Oh, come on. The whole Paula Jones thing was little more than a
kangaroo court stage managed by the Nutcase Right.


So what? That still doesn't mean that Clinton was impeached for
getting a *****.


That's the difference between right-wingnuts such as yourself and
rational moderates and leftists. The right argues technicalities and
semantics, while the left reads between the lines and has the courage
to admit the truth. This was a cause-effect situation. The cause was
the BJ and the effect was the impeachment trial.


The cause was his sexual harrassment of Paula Jones and others. There
were rape charges out there too.

And murder allegations! Don't forget the Vince Foster "suicide"!

The reasoning given
for the impeachment was perjury, but the reality of the situation is
that he was indeed impeached for the BJ.


That's the difference between left-wingnuts like you and rational
conservatives like myself. The left starts with the conclusions they
want

eg "We want a war with Iraq."

and rationalizes them with specious chains of bogus "logic"

9/11! WMD! UN resolutions! Liberate the people!

while the right starts with the facts and draws their conclusions from
the evidence and their own understanding of human nature and reality.

Yeah, right.
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
.

User: "towelie"

Title: Re: Hillary's First Nights As President 16 Mar 2005 07:32:07 PM
TV's Fred Stone wrote:

"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39qc8rF63ne91U1@individual.net:

TV's Fred Stone wrote:

Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:6fde$42373bc9$51569c09$7859@nf1.news-service.com:

Fred Stone wrote:

"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39mdomF63e1jsU1@individual.net:

TV's Fred Stone wrote:

"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39kjjnF5urugrU1@individual.net:

TV's Fred Stone wrote:

Hillary's First Night As President


Fred Stone shits his pants and throws a four-year temper
tantrum, along with the rest of the GOP.


Projecting again, towelie? How many years of temper tantrums will
you and the other Moore-ons have been pitching by 2009?


Clinton was impeached for a BJ. Dumbya hasn't been impeached
although he has violated thousands of laws, both international and
domestic. Now which party throws long temper tantrums? Nuff said.


You can't even manage to remember that Clinton was impeached for
lying to a grand jury, not for getting a BJ in the Oral Office.
You're a fine example of liberal stupidity.


Oh, come on. The whole Paula Jones thing was little more than a
kangaroo court stage managed by the Nutcase Right.


So what? That still doesn't mean that Clinton was impeached for
getting a *****.


That's the difference between right-wingnuts such as yourself and
rational moderates and leftists. The right argues technicalities and
semantics, while the left reads between the lines and has the courage
to admit the truth. This was a cause-effect situation. The cause was
the BJ and the effect was the impeachment trial.


The cause was his sexual harrassment of Paula Jones and others. There
were rape charges out there too.

The reasoning given
for the impeachment was perjury, but the reality of the situation is
that he was indeed impeached for the BJ.


That's the difference between left-wingnuts like you and rational
conservatives

You are **NOT** a conservative. True conservatives loathe borrow-and-spend
neocons like Bush.
--
Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning.
A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing. - Maynard
James Keenan
aa #2133
ap #19
.


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