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13 Mar 2005 03:11:19 PM |
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Hillary's First Nights As President |
Hillary's First Night As President
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in
the White House. She has waited so long..........
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best
serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
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Fred Stone
aa# 1369
"You know you're over the target when you start receiving flak."
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13 Mar 2005 09:45:18 PM |
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Fred Stone <fstone69@earthling.com> wrote in
news:1110748283.1132f97db8182eee1451dd5b747ac1c8@teranews:
Hillary's First Night As President
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night
in the White House. She has waited so long..........
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I
best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
I believe this joke made its first appearance during the Johnson
administration.
Andrew, not Lyndon.
Chris
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13 Mar 2005 10:33:56 PM |
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Chris Thompson <rockwallaby@REMOVEhotmail.com> wrote in
news:Xns9618E77868B27rockwallabyREMOVEhot@207.69.189.191:
Fred Stone <fstone69@earthling.com> wrote in
news:1110748283.1132f97db8182eee1451dd5b747ac1c8@teranews:
Hillary's First Night As President
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first
night
in the White House. She has waited so long..........
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I
best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
I believe this joke made its first appearance during the Johnson
administration.
Andrew, not Lyndon.
Ah, the old ones are the good ones. :-)
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
"You know you're over the target when you start receiving flak."
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16 Mar 2005 06:16:23 PM |
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Fred Stone wrote:
Hillary's First Night As President
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first
night in
the White House. She has waited so long..........
So you think she's got a chance then, Fred? Good.
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I
best
serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
Washington lied. He almost single-handedly started the French and
Indian war because he lied that he could understand French.
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
Very funny Fred. At least you can laugh about a president Hilary.
Bush only makes people cry.
jwk
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| User: "towelie" |
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16 Mar 2005 07:34:45 PM |
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TV's jwk wrote:
Fred Stone wrote:
Hillary's First Night As President
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in
the White House. She has waited so long..........
So you think she's got a chance then, Fred? Good.
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best
serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
Washington lied. He almost single-handedly started the French and
Indian war because he lied that he could understand French.
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
Very funny Fred. At least you can laugh about a president Hilary.
Bush only makes people cry.
He makes the good guys cry and he makes the bad guys seethe with hatred.
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Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning.
A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing. - Maynard
James Keenan
aa #2133
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17 Mar 2005 08:57:40 AM |
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"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39s55uF64pbjjU1@individual.net:
TV's jwk wrote:
Fred Stone wrote:
Hillary's First Night As President
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first
night in the White House. She has waited so long..........
So you think she's got a chance then, Fred? Good.
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I
best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
Washington lied. He almost single-handedly started the French and
Indian war because he lied that he could understand French.
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
Very funny Fred. At least you can laugh about a president Hilary.
Bush only makes people cry.
He makes the good guys cry and he makes the bad guys seethe with
hatred.
You say that like it's a bad thing...
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
"You know you're over the target when you start receiving flak."
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17 Mar 2005 03:18:36 PM |
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TV's Fred Stone wrote:
Very funny Fred. At least you can laugh about a president Hilary.
Bush only makes people cry.
He makes the good guys cry and he makes the bad guys seethe with
hatred.
You say that like it's a bad thing...
When you live in a country which is over 50% bad guys, it is indeed a bad
thing.
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Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning.
A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing
- Maynard James Keenan
aa #2133
ap #19
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13 Mar 2005 03:17:18 PM |
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Fred Stone wrote:
Hillary's First Night As President
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in
the White House. She has waited so long..........
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best
serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
Or, failing that, eat a bag of pretzels. It nearly worked last time!
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Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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13 Mar 2005 03:33:44 PM |
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"Kevin Anthoney" <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:b8f5e$4234ae25$51569c09$25945@nf1.news-service.com...
Fred Stone wrote:
Hillary's First Night As President
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night
in
the White House. She has waited so long..........
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I
best
serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
Or, failing that, eat a bag of pretzels. It nearly worked last time!
Shrub didn't try hard enough. Nearly doesn't count.
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Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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13 Mar 2005 03:59:06 PM |
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Michelle Malkin wrote:
"Kevin Anthoney" <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:b8f5e$4234ae25$51569c09$25945@nf1.news-service.com...
Fred Stone wrote:
Hillary's First Night As President
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night
in
the White House. She has waited so long..........
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I
best
serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
Or, failing that, eat a bag of pretzels. It nearly worked last time!
Shrub didn't try hard enough. Nearly doesn't count.
Does he ever?
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Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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13 Mar 2005 06:34:42 PM |
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"Kevin Anthoney" <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:45788$4234b7f2$51569c09$28065@nf1.news-service.com...
Michelle Malkin wrote:
"Kevin Anthoney" <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:b8f5e$4234ae25$51569c09$25945@nf1.news-service.com...
Fred Stone wrote:
Hillary's First Night As President
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first
night
in
the White House. She has waited so long..........
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I
best
serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
Or, failing that, eat a bag of pretzels. It nearly worked last time!
Shrub didn't try hard enough. Nearly doesn't count.
Does he ever?
Sure. He's a deft hand at being a fool, a liar, a coward and a
big bag of wind. And, he's smart enough to know the right
people to help him break the law and get away with it.
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alt.atheism atheist/agnostic list name collector
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Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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14 Mar 2005 01:42:49 AM |
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On Sun, 13 Mar 2005 21:59:06 +0000, Kevin Anthoney
<kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote:
Michelle Malkin wrote:
"Kevin Anthoney" <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:b8f5e$4234ae25$51569c09$25945@nf1.news-service.com...
Fred Stone wrote:
Hillary's First Night As President
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night
in
the White House. She has waited so long..........
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I
best
serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
Or, failing that, eat a bag of pretzels. It nearly worked last time!
Shrub didn't try hard enough. Nearly doesn't count.
Does he ever?
Only at being an idiot. But then, he doesn't really have to try at
that......
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14 Mar 2005 12:03:28 AM |
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In article <b8f5e$4234ae25$51569c09$25945@nf1.news-service.com>,
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote:
Fred Stone wrote:
Hillary's First Night As President
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in
the White House. She has waited so long..........
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best
serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
Or, failing that, eat a bag of pretzels. It nearly worked last time!
I wonder how many cases of pretzels were sent to the White House after
that incident?
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
Intelligent Design has as much to do with science as reality
television has to do with reality. - Barry Lynn on CNN 12/25/04
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14 Mar 2005 12:30:51 PM |
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johac wrote:
In article <b8f5e$4234ae25$51569c09$25945@nf1.news-service.com>,
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote:
Fred Stone wrote:
Hillary's First Night As President
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night
in the White House. She has waited so long..........
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I
best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
Or, failing that, eat a bag of pretzels. It nearly worked last time!
I wonder how many cases of pretzels were sent to the White House after
that incident?
I hope the terrorist subversives involved are enjoying their stay at Gitmo.
On a completely different topic, I wonder how many attempts it would take
Hillary to pronounce "Lebanon" correctly?
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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15 Mar 2005 01:17:18 AM |
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In article <f168$4235d8a4$51569c09$21906@nf1.news-service.com>,
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote:
johac wrote:
In article <b8f5e$4234ae25$51569c09$25945@nf1.news-service.com>,
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote:
Fred Stone wrote:
Hillary's First Night As President
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night
in the White House. She has waited so long..........
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I
best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
Or, failing that, eat a bag of pretzels. It nearly worked last time!
I wonder how many cases of pretzels were sent to the White House after
that incident?
I hope the terrorist subversives involved are enjoying their stay at Gitmo.
Don't look at me, I didn't send them! :-)
On a completely different topic, I wonder how many attempts it would take
Hillary to pronounce "Lebanon" correctly?
I haven't heard. How does she pronounce it?
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John Hachmann aa #1782
Intelligent Design has as much to do with science as reality
television has to do with reality. - Barry Lynn on CNN 12/25/04
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15 Mar 2005 11:42:23 AM |
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johac wrote:
In article <f168$4235d8a4$51569c09$21906@nf1.news-service.com>,
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote:
johac wrote:
In article <b8f5e$4234ae25$51569c09$25945@nf1.news-service.com>,
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote:
Fred Stone wrote:
Hillary's First Night As President
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first
night in the White House. She has waited so long..........
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I
best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
Or, failing that, eat a bag of pretzels. It nearly worked last time!
I wonder how many cases of pretzels were sent to the White House after
that incident?
I hope the terrorist subversives involved are enjoying their stay at
Gitmo.
Don't look at me, I didn't send them! :-)
On a completely different topic, I wonder how many attempts it would take
Hillary to pronounce "Lebanon" correctly?
I haven't heard. How does she pronounce it?
Probably correctly - unlike Junior on this week's The Daily Show - Global
Edition.
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Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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14 Mar 2005 09:26:17 AM |
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Fred Stone wrote:
Hillary's First Night As President
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in
the White House. She has waited so long..........
Only about eight years.
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Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
"[T]hose who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves;
and, under the rule of a just God, cannot long retain it."
-- Pres. George W. Bush, Hypocrite, his inauguration speech, 2005
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13 Mar 2005 05:56:09 PM |
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On Sun, 13 Mar 2005 21:11:19 GMT the ET form known as Fred
Stone<fstone69@earthling.com> sent a radio signal across the vast
expanse of deep space -._.--._.--._.--._.--._.--._.
Hillary's First Night As President
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in
the White House. She has waited so long..........
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best
serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
<nitpick>
You misspelt "Bush".
</nitpick>
Just thought I'd let you know.
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epicurus1*at*optusnet*dot*com*dot*au
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2009
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~pk1956/
Apatriotism Yahoo Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/apatriotism
Sunday: A day given over by Americans to wishing that they themselves
were dead and in Heaven, and that their neighbors were dead and in
Hell.
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13 Mar 2005 04:30:53 PM |
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On Sun, 13 Mar 2005 21:11:19 GMT, Fred Stone <fstone69@earthling.com>
wrote:
Hillary's First Night As President
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in
the White House. She has waited so long..........
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best
serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
Lol!
atheist@home#1554
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13 Mar 2005 10:52:22 PM |
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TV's Fred Stone wrote:
Hillary's First Night As President
Fred Stone shits his pants and throws a four-year temper tantrum, along with
the rest of the GOP.
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Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A
non-functioning mind is
clinically dead. Believe in nothing. - Maynard James Keenan
aa #2133
ap #19
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14 Mar 2005 06:00:38 AM |
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"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39kjjnF5urugrU1@individual.net:
TV's Fred Stone wrote:
Hillary's First Night As President
Fred Stone shits his pants and throws a four-year temper tantrum,
along with the rest of the GOP.
Projecting again, towelie? How many years of temper tantrums will you and
the other Moore-ons have been pitching by 2009?
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
"You know you're over the target when you start receiving flak."
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| User: "towelie" |
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14 Mar 2005 03:24:34 PM |
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TV's Fred Stone wrote:
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39kjjnF5urugrU1@individual.net:
TV's Fred Stone wrote:
Hillary's First Night As President
Fred Stone shits his pants and throws a four-year temper tantrum,
along with the rest of the GOP.
Projecting again, towelie? How many years of temper tantrums will you and
the other Moore-ons have been pitching by 2009?
Clinton was impeached for a BJ. Dumbya hasn't been impeached although he
has violated thousands of laws, both international and domestic. Now which
party throws long temper tantrums? Nuff said.
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Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A
non-functioning mind is
clinically dead. Believe in nothing. - Maynard James Keenan
aa #2133
ap #19
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| User: "Fred Stone" |
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14 Mar 2005 05:23:39 PM |
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"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39mdomF63e1jsU1@individual.net:
TV's Fred Stone wrote:
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39kjjnF5urugrU1@individual.net:
TV's Fred Stone wrote:
Hillary's First Night As President
Fred Stone shits his pants and throws a four-year temper tantrum,
along with the rest of the GOP.
Projecting again, towelie? How many years of temper tantrums will you
and the other Moore-ons have been pitching by 2009?
Clinton was impeached for a BJ. Dumbya hasn't been impeached although
he has violated thousands of laws, both international and domestic.
Now which party throws long temper tantrums? Nuff said.
You can't even manage to remember that Clinton was impeached for lying
to a grand jury, not for getting a BJ in the Oral Office. You're a fine
example of liberal stupidity.
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
"You know you're over the target when you start receiving flak."
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| User: "Kevin Anthoney" |
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| Title: Re: Hillary's First Nights As President |
15 Mar 2005 01:46:01 PM |
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Fred Stone wrote:
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39mdomF63e1jsU1@individual.net:
TV's Fred Stone wrote:
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39kjjnF5urugrU1@individual.net:
TV's Fred Stone wrote:
Hillary's First Night As President
Fred Stone shits his pants and throws a four-year temper tantrum,
along with the rest of the GOP.
Projecting again, towelie? How many years of temper tantrums will you
and the other Moore-ons have been pitching by 2009?
Clinton was impeached for a BJ. Dumbya hasn't been impeached although
he has violated thousands of laws, both international and domestic.
Now which party throws long temper tantrums? Nuff said.
You can't even manage to remember that Clinton was impeached for lying
to a grand jury, not for getting a BJ in the Oral Office. You're a fine
example of liberal stupidity.
Oh, come on. The whole Paula Jones thing was little more than a kangaroo
court stage managed by the Nutcase Right. It was just an excuse to bombard
Clinton with salacious allegations about his private life until one hit
home and he'd either have to lie about it or risk personal or political
damage - a pure perjury trap. Have a read of _Blinded by the Right_ by
David Brock - if your political ideology will let you - for the gory
details.
Even then, whether he did actually commit perjury is debatable. Wikipedia
says this on the subject [1]:
| The issue was greatly confused by an unusual definition for sexual contact
| that was ordered during the initial questioning which led to the perjury
| allegations. During the deposition, Clinton was asked "have you ever
| had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky, as that term is defined in
| Deposition Exhibit 1, as modified by the Court." The judge ordered that
| Clinton be given an opportunity to review the agreed definition.
| Afterwards, Clinton answered "I have never had sexual relations with
| Monica Lewinsky." Clinton later stated that he interpreted the agreed upon
| definition of sexual relations to exclude his receiving oral sex.
So they offered him a bodged up, legalesed definition of "sexual relations"
instead of the normal English one - thus tempting him with an escape route,
which (maybe foolishly) he took. Pure perjury trap.
The article goes on to say:
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| Legal opinion is divided as to whether President Clinton's statement met
| the legal definition of perjury. However, legal opinion has been almost
| unanimous that a criminal prosecution for perjury in such a case would be
| highly unusual, and would almost certainly fail.
[1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monica_Lewinsky_scandal
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Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "Fred Stone" |
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| Title: Re: Hillary's First Nights As President |
15 Mar 2005 02:14:31 PM |
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Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:6fde$42373bc9$51569c09$7859@nf1.news-service.com:
Fred Stone wrote:
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39mdomF63e1jsU1@individual.net:
TV's Fred Stone wrote:
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39kjjnF5urugrU1@individual.net:
TV's Fred Stone wrote:
Hillary's First Night As President
Fred Stone shits his pants and throws a four-year temper tantrum,
along with the rest of the GOP.
Projecting again, towelie? How many years of temper tantrums will
you and the other Moore-ons have been pitching by 2009?
Clinton was impeached for a BJ. Dumbya hasn't been impeached
although he has violated thousands of laws, both international and
domestic. Now which party throws long temper tantrums? Nuff said.
You can't even manage to remember that Clinton was impeached for
lying to a grand jury, not for getting a BJ in the Oral Office.
You're a fine example of liberal stupidity.
Oh, come on. The whole Paula Jones thing was little more than a
kangaroo court stage managed by the Nutcase Right.
So what? That still doesn't mean that Clinton was impeached for getting
a *****.
<snip the rest of the lame excuses>
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
"You know you're over the target when you start receiving flak."
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| User: "Kate " |
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| Title: Re: Hillary's First Nights As President |
16 Mar 2005 05:51:03 PM |
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On Tue, 15 Mar 2005 20:14:31 GMT, Fred Stone <fstone69@earthling.com>
wrote:
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:6fde$42373bc9$51569c09$7859@nf1.news-service.com:
Fred Stone wrote:
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39mdomF63e1jsU1@individual.net:
TV's Fred Stone wrote:
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39kjjnF5urugrU1@individual.net:
TV's Fred Stone wrote:
Hillary's First Night As President
Fred Stone shits his pants and throws a four-year temper tantrum,
along with the rest of the GOP.
Projecting again, towelie? How many years of temper tantrums will
you and the other Moore-ons have been pitching by 2009?
Clinton was impeached for a BJ. Dumbya hasn't been impeached
although he has violated thousands of laws, both international and
domestic. Now which party throws long temper tantrums? Nuff said.
You can't even manage to remember that Clinton was impeached for
lying to a grand jury, not for getting a BJ in the Oral Office.
You're a fine example of liberal stupidity.
Oh, come on. The whole Paula Jones thing was little more than a
kangaroo court stage managed by the Nutcase Right.
So what? That still doesn't mean that Clinton was impeached for getting
a *****.
<snip the rest of the lame excuses>
Essentially that was it. Nobody gave a ***** that he wouldn't admit to
it.
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| User: "Kate " |
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| Title: Re: Hillary's First Nights As President |
16 Mar 2005 05:50:02 PM |
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On Tue, 15 Mar 2005 20:14:31 GMT, Fred Stone <fstone69@earthling.com>
wrote:
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:6fde$42373bc9$51569c09$7859@nf1.news-service.com:
Fred Stone wrote:
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39mdomF63e1jsU1@individual.net:
TV's Fred Stone wrote:
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39kjjnF5urugrU1@individual.net:
TV's Fred Stone wrote:
Hillary's First Night As President
Fred Stone shits his pants and throws a four-year temper tantrum,
along with the rest of the GOP.
Projecting again, towelie? How many years of temper tantrums will
you and the other Moore-ons have been pitching by 2009?
Clinton was impeached for a BJ. Dumbya hasn't been impeached
although he has violated thousands of laws, both international and
domestic. Now which party throws long temper tantrums? Nuff said.
You can't even manage to remember that Clinton was impeached for
lying to a grand jury, not for getting a BJ in the Oral Office.
You're a fine example of liberal stupidity.
No, Clinton was pushed into lying by the right so they could impeach
him.
There was no good reason to bring him before a grand jury and ask him
that question. It was just an obvious attempt at trapping him.
Oh, come on. The whole Paula Jones thing was little more than a
kangaroo court stage managed by the Nutcase Right.
So what? That still doesn't mean that Clinton was impeached for getting
a *****.
<snip the rest of the lame excuses>
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| User: "towelie" |
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| Title: Re: Hillary's First Nights As President |
16 Mar 2005 03:23:44 AM |
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TV's Fred Stone wrote:
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:6fde$42373bc9$51569c09$7859@nf1.news-service.com:
Fred Stone wrote:
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39mdomF63e1jsU1@individual.net:
TV's Fred Stone wrote:
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39kjjnF5urugrU1@individual.net:
TV's Fred Stone wrote:
Hillary's First Night As President
Fred Stone shits his pants and throws a four-year temper tantrum,
along with the rest of the GOP.
Projecting again, towelie? How many years of temper tantrums will
you and the other Moore-ons have been pitching by 2009?
Clinton was impeached for a BJ. Dumbya hasn't been impeached
although he has violated thousands of laws, both international and
domestic. Now which party throws long temper tantrums? Nuff said.
You can't even manage to remember that Clinton was impeached for
lying to a grand jury, not for getting a BJ in the Oral Office.
You're a fine example of liberal stupidity.
Oh, come on. The whole Paula Jones thing was little more than a
kangaroo court stage managed by the Nutcase Right.
So what? That still doesn't mean that Clinton was impeached for getting
a *****.
That's the difference between right-wingnuts such as yourself and rational
moderates and leftists. The right argues technicalities and semantics,
while the left reads between the lines and has the courage to admit the
truth. This was a cause-effect situation. The cause was the BJ and the
effect was the impeachment trial. The reasoning given for the impeachment
was perjury, but the reality of the situation is that he was indeed
impeached for the BJ.
--
Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning.
A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing. - Maynard
James Keenan
aa #2133
ap #19
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| User: "Fred Stone" |
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| Title: Re: Hillary's First Nights As President |
16 Mar 2005 10:15:31 AM |
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"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39qc8rF63ne91U1@individual.net:
TV's Fred Stone wrote:
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:6fde$42373bc9$51569c09$7859@nf1.news-service.com:
Fred Stone wrote:
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39mdomF63e1jsU1@individual.net:
TV's Fred Stone wrote:
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39kjjnF5urugrU1@individual.net:
TV's Fred Stone wrote:
Hillary's First Night As President
Fred Stone shits his pants and throws a four-year temper
tantrum, along with the rest of the GOP.
Projecting again, towelie? How many years of temper tantrums will
you and the other Moore-ons have been pitching by 2009?
Clinton was impeached for a BJ. Dumbya hasn't been impeached
although he has violated thousands of laws, both international and
domestic. Now which party throws long temper tantrums? Nuff said.
You can't even manage to remember that Clinton was impeached for
lying to a grand jury, not for getting a BJ in the Oral Office.
You're a fine example of liberal stupidity.
Oh, come on. The whole Paula Jones thing was little more than a
kangaroo court stage managed by the Nutcase Right.
So what? That still doesn't mean that Clinton was impeached for
getting a *****.
That's the difference between right-wingnuts such as yourself and
rational moderates and leftists. The right argues technicalities and
semantics, while the left reads between the lines and has the courage
to admit the truth. This was a cause-effect situation. The cause was
the BJ and the effect was the impeachment trial.
The cause was his sexual harrassment of Paula Jones and others. There
were rape charges out there too.
The reasoning given
for the impeachment was perjury, but the reality of the situation is
that he was indeed impeached for the BJ.
That's the difference between left-wingnuts like you and rational
conservatives like myself. The left starts with the conclusions they
want and rationalizes them with specious chains of bogus "logic" while
the right starts with the facts and draws their conclusions from the
evidence and their own understanding of human nature and reality.
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
"You know you're over the target when you start receiving flak."
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| User: "eddie wilson" |
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| Title: Re: Hillary's First Nights As President |
16 Mar 2005 10:23:04 AM |
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Fred Stone wrote:
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39qc8rF63ne91U1@individual.net:
TV's Fred Stone wrote:
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:6fde$42373bc9$51569c09$7859@nf1.news-service.com:
Fred Stone wrote:
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39mdomF63e1jsU1@individual.net:
TV's Fred Stone wrote:
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39kjjnF5urugrU1@individual.net:
TV's Fred Stone wrote:
Hillary's First Night As President
Fred Stone shits his pants and throws a four-year temper
tantrum, along with the rest of the GOP.
Projecting again, towelie? How many years of temper tantrums
will
you and the other Moore-ons have been pitching by 2009?
Clinton was impeached for a BJ. Dumbya hasn't been impeached
although he has violated thousands of laws, both international
and
domestic. Now which party throws long temper tantrums? Nuff
said.
You can't even manage to remember that Clinton was impeached for
lying to a grand jury, not for getting a BJ in the Oral Office.
You're a fine example of liberal stupidity.
Oh, come on. The whole Paula Jones thing was little more than a
kangaroo court stage managed by the Nutcase Right.
So what? That still doesn't mean that Clinton was impeached for
getting a *****.
That's the difference between right-wingnuts such as yourself and
rational moderates and leftists. The right argues technicalities
and
semantics, while the left reads between the lines and has the
courage
to admit the truth. This was a cause-effect situation. The cause
was
the BJ and the effect was the impeachment trial.
The cause was his sexual harrassment of Paula Jones and others. There
were rape charges out there too.
The reasoning given
for the impeachment was perjury, but the reality of the situation
is
that he was indeed impeached for the BJ.
That's the difference between left-wingnuts like you and rational
conservatives like myself. The left starts with the conclusions they
want and rationalizes them with specious chains of bogus "logic"
while
the right starts with the facts and draws their conclusions from the
evidence and their own understanding of human nature and reality.
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
"You know you're over the target when you start receiving flak."
Try applying this logic to the Iraq war.
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| User: "Fred Stone" |
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| Title: Re: Hillary's First Nights As President |
16 Mar 2005 12:20:27 PM |
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"eddie wilson" <rquigney85@rcn.com> wrote in
news:1110990184.270132.212960@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:
Fred Stone wrote:
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39qc8rF63ne91U1@individual.net:
TV's Fred Stone wrote:
Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:6fde$42373bc9$51569c09$7859@nf1.news-service.com:
Fred Stone wrote:
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39mdomF63e1jsU1@individual.net:
TV's Fred Stone wrote:
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:39kjjnF5urugrU1@individual.net:
TV's Fred Stone wrote:
Hillary's First Night As President
Fred Stone shits his pants and throws a four-year temper
tantrum, along with the rest of the GOP.
Projecting again, towelie? How many years of temper tantrums
will
you and the other Moore-ons have been pitching by 2009?
Clinton was impeached for a BJ. Dumbya hasn't been impeached
although he has violated thousands of laws, both international
and
domestic. Now which party throws long temper tantrums? Nuff
said.
You can't even manage to remember that Clinton was impeached for
lying to a grand jury, not for getting a BJ in the Oral Office.
You're a fine example of liberal stupidity.
Oh, come on. The whole Paula Jones thing was little more than a
kangaroo court stage managed by the Nutcase Right.
So what? That still doesn't mean that Clinton was impeached for
getting a *****.
That's the difference between right-wingnuts such as yourself and
rational moderates and leftists. The right argues technicalities
and
semantics, while the left reads between the lines and has the
courage
to admit the truth. This was a cause-effect situation. The cause
was
the BJ and the effect was the impeachment trial.
The cause was his sexual harrassment of Paula Jones and others. There
were rape charges out there too.
The reasoning given
for the impeachment was perjury, but the reality of the situation
is
that he was indeed impeached for the BJ.
That's the difference between left-wingnuts like you and rational
conservatives like myself. The left starts with the conclusions they
want and rationalizes them with specious chains of bogus "logic"
while the right starts with the facts and draws their conclusions
from the evidence and their own understanding of human nature and
reality.
Try applying this logic to the Iraq war.
Try sticking to the subject.
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
"You know you're over the target when you start receiving flak."
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