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"Eris" |
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19 Jul 2005 07:52:57 PM |
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Hilter liked sex |
Hitler prefered heterosexual activity, so stop having sex.
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| User: "chibiabos" |
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| Title: Re: Hilter liked sex |
19 Jul 2005 09:22:37 PM |
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In article <o18rd1l2f9l8tu0i117ajbict0bqumceta@4ax.com>, Eris
<vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote:
Hitler prefered heterosexual activity, so stop having sex.
Oh man, and I just heard the wierdest story about him. It's so strange
I don't even know whether to believe it or not. But, anyway, according
to my source, Hitler also liked to breathe a secret mixture of gases
composed of about 78% nitrogen and 20% oxygen (plus a smattering of
other gases that could not be completely filtered from the mixture).
Yes! Strange but true!
-chib
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Member of S.M.A.S.H.
Sarcastic Middle-aged Atheists with a Sense of Humor
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| User: "The other Donald" |
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| Title: Re: Hilter liked sex |
19 Jul 2005 10:18:04 PM |
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"chibiabos" <chib@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:190720051922377181%chib@nospam.com...
In article <o18rd1l2f9l8tu0i117ajbict0bqumceta@4ax.com>, Eris
<vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote:
Hitler prefered heterosexual activity, so stop having sex.
Oh man, and I just heard the wierdest story about him. It's so strange
I don't even know whether to believe it or not. But, anyway, according
to my source, Hitler also liked to breathe a secret mixture of gases
composed of about 78% nitrogen and 20% oxygen (plus a smattering of
other gases that could not be completely filtered from the mixture).
Yes! Strange but true!
I heard the most outlandish claim that he was also bipedal in his means of
personal locomotion, upright in posture, effectively maintaining a low,
controlled orbit at the staggering speed of 354,055.7 cm/s!
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-Donald in Austin
AA #2104
Apatriot #22
Atheist FF/EMT
.....and ordained minister
Stork pin recipient: May 1, 2003 -Madelyn
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Hilter liked sex |
20 Jul 2005 10:02:39 AM |
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"The other Donald" <the_donald_13@yahooX.com> wrote in message
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"chibiabos" <chib@nospam.com> wrote in message
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In article <o18rd1l2f9l8tu0i117ajbict0bqumceta@4ax.com>, Eris
<vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote:
Hitler prefered heterosexual activity, so stop having sex.
Oh man, and I just heard the wierdest story about him. It's so strange
I don't even know whether to believe it or not. But, anyway, according
to my source, Hitler also liked to breathe a secret mixture of gases
composed of about 78% nitrogen and 20% oxygen (plus a smattering of
other gases that could not be completely filtered from the mixture).
Yes! Strange but true!
I heard the most outlandish claim that he was also bipedal in his means of
personal locomotion, upright in posture, effectively maintaining a low,
controlled orbit at the staggering speed of 354,055.7 cm/s!
Get OUT! ;)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: Hilter liked sex |
20 Jul 2005 12:06:21 AM |
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"The other Donald" <the_donald_13@yahooX.com> wrote in message
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"chibiabos" <chib@nospam.com> wrote in message
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In article <o18rd1l2f9l8tu0i117ajbict0bqumceta@4ax.com>, Eris
<vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote:
Hitler prefered heterosexual activity, so stop having sex.
Oh man, and I just heard the wierdest story about him. It's so strange
I don't even know whether to believe it or not. But, anyway, according
to my source, Hitler also liked to breathe a secret mixture of gases
composed of about 78% nitrogen and 20% oxygen (plus a smattering of
other gases that could not be completely filtered from the mixture).
Yes! Strange but true!
I heard the most outlandish claim that he was also bipedal in his means of
personal locomotion, upright in posture, effectively maintaining a low,
controlled orbit at the staggering speed of 354,055.7 cm/s!
There's NOTHING normal about that man!
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Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
http://www.ashenempires.com
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| User: "The other Donald" |
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| Title: Re: Hilter liked sex |
20 Jul 2005 12:25:54 AM |
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"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote in message
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"The other Donald" <the_donald_13@yahooX.com> wrote in message
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"chibiabos" <chib@nospam.com> wrote in message
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In article <o18rd1l2f9l8tu0i117ajbict0bqumceta@4ax.com>, Eris
<vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote:
Hitler prefered heterosexual activity, so stop having sex.
Oh man, and I just heard the wierdest story about him. It's so strange
I don't even know whether to believe it or not. But, anyway, according
to my source, Hitler also liked to breathe a secret mixture of gases
composed of about 78% nitrogen and 20% oxygen (plus a smattering of
other gases that could not be completely filtered from the mixture).
Yes! Strange but true!
I heard the most outlandish claim that he was also bipedal in his means
of
personal locomotion, upright in posture, effectively maintaining a low,
controlled orbit at the staggering speed of 354,055.7 cm/s!
There's NOTHING normal about that man!
To bring him down to reality, I must correct my calculation....actually, it
is my typing skillz: that should read 354,055.7 cm/*h*
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-Donald in Austin
AA #2104
Apatriot #22
Atheist FF/EMT
.....and ordained minister
Stork pin recipient: May 1, 2003 -Madelyn
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| User: "Sean C" |
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| Title: Re: Hilter liked sex |
20 Jul 2005 12:08:30 PM |
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In article <MnjDe.320$Ve.196@tornado.texas.rr.com>, The other Donald
<the_donald_13@yahooX.com> wrote:
"chibiabos" <chib@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:190720051922377181%chib@nospam.com...
In article <o18rd1l2f9l8tu0i117ajbict0bqumceta@4ax.com>, Eris
<vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote:
Hitler prefered heterosexual activity, so stop having sex.
Oh man, and I just heard the wierdest story about him. It's so strange
I don't even know whether to believe it or not. But, anyway, according
to my source, Hitler also liked to breathe a secret mixture of gases
composed of about 78% nitrogen and 20% oxygen (plus a smattering of
other gases that could not be completely filtered from the mixture).
Yes! Strange but true!
I heard the most outlandish claim that he was also bipedal in his means of
personal locomotion, upright in posture, effectively maintaining a low,
controlled orbit at the staggering speed of 354,055.7 cm/s!
....as opposed to Toulouse Lautrec, who was tripedal, and thus a much
better painter.
Sean C
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Hilter liked sex |
21 Jul 2005 07:40:30 AM |
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In episode <o18rd1l2f9l8tu0i117ajbict0bqumceta@4ax.com>, Eris burst into
the room and exclaimed:
Hitler prefered heterosexual activity, so stop having sex.
I hear he was male. So cut it out!
(Or would that be "off?")
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Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Come to think of it, there are already a million
monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet
is NOTHING like Shakespeare!" -- Blair Houghton
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Hilter liked sex |
21 Jul 2005 09:18:25 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:D9qdnUwOcdEjCkLfRVn-2g@megapath.net...
In episode <o18rd1l2f9l8tu0i117ajbict0bqumceta@4ax.com>, Eris burst into
the room and exclaimed:
Hitler prefered heterosexual activity, so stop having sex.
I hear he was male. So cut it out!
(Or would that be "off?")
SNORT! Phooey, I've wet me keyboard! :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Wieland the Smith" |
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| Title: Re: Hilter liked sex |
21 Jul 2005 02:36:07 PM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:D9qdnUwOcdEjCkLfRVn-2g@megapath.net...
In episode <o18rd1l2f9l8tu0i117ajbict0bqumceta@4ax.com>, Eris burst into
the room and exclaimed:
Hitler prefered heterosexual activity, so stop having sex.
I hear he was male. So cut it out!
(Or would that be "off?")
SNORT! Phooey, I've wet me keyboard! :)
As you all like to think and talk about old Adolf so much, let's not
forget that yesterday was the 61st aniversary of the bomb attack on
Hitler and his highest officers at Rastenburg, carried out by Colonel
Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg. The problem was, the meeting had
been moved from a concrete underground room to a wooden shack, so the
bomb was not strong enough.
Wieland the Smith
aa#2040
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| User: "Iain" |
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| Title: Re: Hilter liked sex |
22 Jul 2005 03:36:18 AM |
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Wieland the Smith wrote:
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:D9qdnUwOcdEjCkLfRVn-2g@megapath.net...
In episode <o18rd1l2f9l8tu0i117ajbict0bqumceta@4ax.com>, Eris burst into
the room and exclaimed:
Hitler prefered heterosexual activity, so stop having sex.
I hear he was male. So cut it out!
(Or would that be "off?")
SNORT! Phooey, I've wet me keyboard! :)
As you all like to think and talk about old Adolf so much, let's not
forget that yesterday was the 61st aniversary of the bomb attack on
Hitler and his highest officers at Rastenburg, carried out by Colonel
Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg. The problem was, the meeting had
been moved from a concrete underground room to a wooden shack, so the
bomb was not strong enough.
Didn't it blow his trousers off but leave his moustache unsinged?
~Iain
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| User: "Wieland the Smith" |
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| Title: Re: Hilter liked sex |
22 Jul 2005 02:18:50 PM |
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Iain wrote:
Wieland the Smith wrote:
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:D9qdnUwOcdEjCkLfRVn-2g@megapath.net...
In episode <o18rd1l2f9l8tu0i117ajbict0bqumceta@4ax.com>, Eris burst into
the room and exclaimed:
Hitler prefered heterosexual activity, so stop having sex.
I hear he was male. So cut it out!
(Or would that be "off?")
SNORT! Phooey, I've wet me keyboard! :)
As you all like to think and talk about old Adolf so much, let's not
forget that yesterday was the 61st aniversary of the bomb attack on
Hitler and his highest officers at Rastenburg, carried out by Colonel
Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg. The problem was, the meeting had
been moved from a concrete underground room to a wooden shack, so the
bomb was not strong enough.
Didn't it blow his trousers off but leave his moustache unsinged?
~Iain
yes, it was like that, but also the internals of one of his ears were
damaged, but that didn't make much difference, he didn't listen to
anyone anyway.
Wieland the Smith
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| User: "Meteorite Debris" |
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| Title: Re: Hilter liked sex |
19 Jul 2005 11:09:41 PM |
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On Tue, 19 Jul 2005 20:52:57 -0400 the ET form known as
Eris<vithant@nospamgmail.com> sent a radio signal across the vast
expanse of deep space -._.--._.--._.--._.--._.--._.
Hitler prefered heterosexual activity, so stop having sex.
He liked animals and was a vegetarian. He also loved films about
British India. He liked art and architecture. He was elected to
office. Maybe we should be suspicious of any elected official. Wait a
minute that makes sense.
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Chief EAC prophet
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2009
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~pk1956/
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http://groups.yahoo.com/group/apatriotism
Sunday: A day given over by Americans to wishing that they themselves
were dead and in Heaven, and that their neighbors were dead and in
Hell.
-Mencken
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| User: "Iain" |
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| Title: Re: Hilter liked sex |
20 Jul 2005 04:31:16 AM |
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Meteorite Debris wrote:
On Tue, 19 Jul 2005 20:52:57 -0400 the ET form known as
Eris<vithant@nospamgmail.com> sent a radio signal across the vast
expanse of deep space -._.--._.--._.--._.--._.--._.
Hitler prefered heterosexual activity, so stop having sex.
He liked animals and was a vegetarian. He also loved films about
British India. He liked art and architecture. He was elected to
office. Maybe we should be suspicious of any elected official. Wait a
minute that makes sense.
He had my hair colour.
~Iain
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: Hilter liked sex |
20 Jul 2005 04:52:48 AM |
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On 20 Jul 2005 02:31:16 -0700 in alt.atheism, Iain ("Iain"
<iain_inkster@hotmail.com>) said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
Meteorite Debris wrote:
On Tue, 19 Jul 2005 20:52:57 -0400 the ET form known as
Eris<vithant@nospamgmail.com> sent a radio signal across the vast
expanse of deep space -._.--._.--._.--._.--._.--._.
Hitler prefered heterosexual activity, so stop having sex.
He liked animals and was a vegetarian. He also loved films about
British India. He liked art and architecture. He was elected to
office. Maybe we should be suspicious of any elected official. Wait a
minute that makes sense.
He had my hair colour.
Nothing personal but may I recommend the following largely unknown
film:
"Stage 2: The Resistable Rise of Arturo UI"
http://www.imdb.com/find?q=Arturo%20UI;s=all
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"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
#442. Want food NOW? Then try http://www.rtios.com/
- Yep, currently under test... Your opinion welcome.
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| User: "Wieland the Smith" |
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| Title: Re: Hilter liked sex |
20 Jul 2005 02:31:19 PM |
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Therion Ware wrote:
On 20 Jul 2005 02:31:16 -0700 in alt.atheism, Iain ("Iain"
<iain_inkster@hotmail.com>) said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
Meteorite Debris wrote:
On Tue, 19 Jul 2005 20:52:57 -0400 the ET form known as
Eris<vithant@nospamgmail.com> sent a radio signal across the vast
expanse of deep space -._.--._.--._.--._.--._.--._.
Hitler prefered heterosexual activity, so stop having sex.
He liked animals and was a vegetarian. He also loved films about
British India. He liked art and architecture. He was elected to
office. Maybe we should be suspicious of any elected official. Wait a
minute that makes sense.
He had my hair colour.
Nothing personal but may I recommend the following largely unknown
film:
"Stage 2: The Resistable Rise of Arturo UI"
http://www.imdb.com/find?q=Arturo%20UI;s=all
The play written by Bertold Brecht is not so unknown, at least in Germany.
--
"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
#442. Want food NOW? Then try http://www.rtios.com/
- Yep, currently under test... Your opinion welcome.
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: Hilter liked sex |
20 Jul 2005 04:06:29 AM |
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On Tue, 19 Jul 2005 23:21:41 -0500, Meteorite Debris wrote
(in article <MPG.1d485664d902062998a1d5@news.optusnet.com.au>):
On Tue, 19 Jul 2005 20:52:57 -0400 the ET form known as
Eris<vithant@nospamgmail.com> sent a radio signal across the vast
expanse of deep space -._.--._.--._.--._.--._.--._.
Hitler prefered heterosexual activity, so stop having sex.
He liked animals and was a vegetarian. He also loved films about
British India. He liked art and architecture. He was elected to
office. Maybe we should be suspicious of any elected official. Wait a
minute that makes sense.
I was at the VA today, and while there I saw a bumper sticker that stated:
"If the gods had wanted us to vote they would have given us candidates."
Made perfect sense to me.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³The rapture's already happened and Jimmy Hoffa was the only one worthy.³ -
Witziges Rätsel
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