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"Hiscoming" |
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25 Jan 2007 04:17:07 PM |
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His One Mistake |
He always made it into the office,
He kept up with the news,
The doctors examined him twice a year,
He knew a few good jokes,
He ate lots of fresh fruit,
He played football on Sunday mornings,
He slept at least 8 hours every night,
He never smoked, drunk much or lost his temper,
He took healthy walks where there was clean air,
He kept himself clean,
He did his daily exercises,
He was all set to live to be a hundred,
The funeral will be held Thursday,
His One Mistake
HE FORGOT GOD - lived as if this world was all, and is now with those who
say, "The harvest is past, the summer is ended and we are not saved."
[Jeremiah 8:20]
Dear friend: are you making this mistake? It certainly isn't necessary. The
Bible says, "that if you confess with your mouth, the Lord Jesus and believe
in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you shall be saved."
[Romans 10:9]
For what does it profit a man if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his
own soul? [Mark 8:36]
[COG]
www.btinternet.com/~hiscoming
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: His One Mistake |
25 Jan 2007 04:23:58 PM |
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On Thu, 25 Jan 2007 22:17:07 -0000, "Hiscoming"
<salvation@kingdom.com> wrote:
[snip]
For what does it profit a man if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his
own soul? [Mark 8:36]
About $51.41 trillion (2003 est.).
--
"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you".
attrib: Pauline Réage.
http://www.city-of-dis.com/p_q.asp?I1=69597&I2=69121
The begining...
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| User: "satyr" |
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| Title: Re: His One Mistake |
25 Jan 2007 07:48:36 PM |
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On Thu, 25 Jan 2007 22:23:58 +0000, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jan 2007 22:17:07 -0000, "Hiscoming"
<salvation@kingdom.com> wrote:
[snip]
For what does it profit a man if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his
own soul? [Mark 8:36]
About $51.41 trillion (2003 est.).
Sounds low. How much did you deduct for the value of the soul?
--
satyr #1953
Chairman, EAC Church Taxation Subcommittee
Director, Gideon Bible Alternative Fuel Project
Supervisor, EAC Fossil Casting Lab
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| User: "Steve O" |
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| Title: Re: His One Mistake |
26 Jan 2007 01:33:40 AM |
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"satyr" <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org> wrote in message
news:2enir21jce9n46ko26l2f5egmi2j2sfr2i@4ax.com...
On Thu, 25 Jan 2007 22:23:58 +0000, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jan 2007 22:17:07 -0000, "Hiscoming"
<salvation@kingdom.com> wrote:
[snip]
For what does it profit a man if he shall gain the whole world, and lose
his
own soul? [Mark 8:36]
About $51.41 trillion (2003 est.).
Sounds low. How much did you deduct for the value of the soul?
Nothing?
--
Steve O
a.a. #2240 (Apatheist Chapter)
B.A.A.W.A.
"Faith doesn't move mountains - it levels buildings"
"The Universe isn't about us." - Carl Sagan
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: His One Mistake |
26 Jan 2007 02:11:42 AM |
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On Thu, 25 Jan 2007 19:48:36 -0600, satyr wrote in message
<2enir21jce9n46ko26l2f5egmi2j2sfr2i@4ax.com>:
On Thu, 25 Jan 2007 22:23:58 +0000, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jan 2007 22:17:07 -0000, "Hiscoming"
<salvation@kingdom.com> wrote:
[snip]
For what does it profit a man if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his
own soul? [Mark 8:36]
About $51.41 trillion (2003 est.).
Sounds low. How much did you deduct for the value of the soul?
0.02c, judging by the usual standard of debate in the theist groups.
--
"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you".
attrib: Pauline Réage.
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www.eac-nudis.com = Evil Atheist Conspiracy NNTP / Usenet Distributed Intelligence System...
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| User: "Ben Kaufman" |
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| Title: Re: His One Mistake |
25 Jan 2007 06:28:56 PM |
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On Thu, 25 Jan 2007 22:17:07 -0000, "Hiscoming" <salvation@kingdom.com> wrote:
He always made it into the office,
He kept up with the news,
The doctors examined him twice a year,
He knew a few good jokes,
He ate lots of fresh fruit,
He played football on Sunday mornings,
He slept at least 8 hours every night,
He never smoked, drunk much or lost his temper,
He took healthy walks where there was clean air,
He kept himself clean,
He did his daily exercises,
He was all set to live to be a hundred,
The funeral will be held Thursday,
His One Mistake
HE FORGOT GOD - lived as if this world was all, and is now with those who
say, "The harvest is past, the summer is ended and we are not saved."
[Jeremiah 8:20]
<SNIP>
Why don't you try something original rather than cut and paste?
Who knows, you might actually come up with one a little less ridiculous than
this one.
Ben
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: His One Mistake |
25 Jan 2007 07:28:10 PM |
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On Thu, 25 Jan 2007 19:28:56 -0500, Ben Kaufman
<spaXm-mXe-anXd-paXy-5000-dollars@pobox.com> wrote:
- Refer: <h4iir2pg80v43nn64hsomcqfdefodofti1@4ax.com>
On Thu, 25 Jan 2007 22:17:07 -0000, "Hiscoming" <salvation@kingdom.com> wrote:
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<SNIP>
Why don't you try something original rather than cut and paste?
Who knows, you might actually come up with one a little less ridiculous than
this one.
Hah!
That'll be the day: when a fundie cretin-fer-christ can come up with
anything better than that which I flush down the dunny every day.
This idiot especially.
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| User: "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" |
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| Title: Re: His One Mistake |
25 Jan 2007 09:18:38 PM |
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Wrong group.
alt.preaching.***** is around the corner, 3rd door to the right.
--
"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
My personal judgment of monotheism:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus
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| User: "Bill M" |
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| Title: Re: His One Mistake |
25 Jan 2007 04:35:42 PM |
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Your claim reveals your is stupidity.
I am 82 years old, have an alcoholic beverage every evening and am still in
good health and I have been an atheist for the past 65 years!
Why hasn't your god smited me? That's easy. He doesn't exist!
"Hiscoming" <salvation@kingdom.com> wrote in message
news:HfudnWkdg7_PtiTYnZ2dnUVZ8tmhnZ2d@bt.com...
He always made it into the office,
He kept up with the news,
The doctors examined him twice a year,
He knew a few good jokes,
He ate lots of fresh fruit,
He played football on Sunday mornings,
He slept at least 8 hours every night,
He never smoked, drunk much or lost his temper,
He took healthy walks where there was clean air,
He kept himself clean,
He did his daily exercises,
He was all set to live to be a hundred,
The funeral will be held Thursday,
His One Mistake
HE FORGOT GOD - lived as if this world was all, and is now with those who
say, "The harvest is past, the summer is ended and we are not saved."
[Jeremiah 8:20]
Dear friend: are you making this mistake? It certainly isn't necessary.
The
Bible says, "that if you confess with your mouth, the Lord Jesus and
believe
in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you shall be saved."
[Romans 10:9]
For what does it profit a man if he shall gain the whole world, and lose
his
own soul? [Mark 8:36]
[COG]
www.btinternet.com/~hiscoming
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