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Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"starwars" |
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02 Oct 2003 01:01:54 PM |
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Holie Lourd |
If God has a God sized pecker I'd hate to be in his way when he has to
empty his God sized bladder.
On the other hand I'd love to watch Lilly or Gargoyle try and get the head
of his tool into their mouths.
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| User: "earles" |
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| Title: Re: Holie Lourd |
02 Oct 2003 05:21:32 PM |
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You are quite disturbing.
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"Its Da Funk!"- Big Leroy, Representative of OH SNAP! Productions.
"starwars" <nobody@tatooine.homelinux.net> wrote in message
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If God has a God sized pecker I'd hate to be in his way when he has to
empty his God sized bladder.
On the other hand I'd love to watch Lilly or Gargoyle try and get the head
of his tool into their mouths.
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| User: "Zsarnok" |
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| Title: Re: Holie Lourd |
05 Oct 2003 05:18:13 PM |
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He's useless. Can you imagine a worse fate?
Zsarnok
earles wrote:
You are quite disturbing.
--
"Its Da Funk!"- Big Leroy, Representative of OH SNAP! Productions.
"starwars" <nobody@tatooine.homelinux.net> wrote in message
news:d8b58149a64d7a7233833c57a040199a@tatooine.homelinux.net...
If God has a God sized pecker I'd hate to be in his way when he has to
empty his God sized bladder.
On the other hand I'd love to watch Lilly or Gargoyle try and get the head
of his tool into their mouths.
.
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| User: "earles" |
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| Title: Re: Holie Lourd |
05 Oct 2003 05:23:06 PM |
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Being killed and then being assraped for all eternity with a butcher knife.
That sum it up? lol
--
"Its Da Funk!"- Big Leroy, Representative of OH SNAP! Productions.
"Zsarnok" <zsarnok@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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He's useless. Can you imagine a worse fate?
Zsarnok
earles wrote:
You are quite disturbing.
--
"Its Da Funk!"- Big Leroy, Representative of OH SNAP! Productions.
"starwars" <nobody@tatooine.homelinux.net> wrote in message
news:d8b58149a64d7a7233833c57a040199a@tatooine.homelinux.net...
If God has a God sized pecker I'd hate to be in his way when he has to
empty his God sized bladder.
On the other hand I'd love to watch Lilly or Gargoyle try and get the
head
of his tool into their mouths.
.
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| User: "Zsarnok" |
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| Title: Re: Holie Lourd |
05 Oct 2003 07:45:13 PM |
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That's being done to you. It's beyond awful, but if you're dead does it
matter?
Becoming useless he did all by himself.
Zsarnok
earles wrote:
Being killed and then being assraped for all eternity with a butcher knife.
That sum it up? lol
--
"Its Da Funk!"- Big Leroy, Representative of OH SNAP! Productions.
"Zsarnok" <zsarnok@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:FM0gb.31260$3S.6569@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net...
He's useless. Can you imagine a worse fate?
Zsarnok
earles wrote:
You are quite disturbing.
--
"Its Da Funk!"- Big Leroy, Representative of OH SNAP! Productions.
"starwars" <nobody@tatooine.homelinux.net> wrote in message
news:d8b58149a64d7a7233833c57a040199a@tatooine.homelinux.net...
If God has a God sized pecker I'd hate to be in his way when he has to
empty his God sized bladder.
On the other hand I'd love to watch Lilly or Gargoyle try and get the
head
of his tool into their mouths.
.
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| User: "earles" |
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| Title: Re: Holie Lourd |
05 Oct 2003 10:09:08 PM |
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Ive never been assraped with a butcher knife, i think thatd be painful
though. If your dead, i guess not, unless you can feel pain in the
afterlife.
--
"Its Da Funk!"- Big Leroy, Representative of OH SNAP! Productions.
"Zsarnok" <zsarnok@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:tW2gb.31649$3S.7105@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net...
That's being done to you. It's beyond awful, but if you're dead does it
matter?
Becoming useless he did all by himself.
Zsarnok
earles wrote:
Being killed and then being assraped for all eternity with a butcher
knife.
That sum it up? lol
--
"Its Da Funk!"- Big Leroy, Representative of OH SNAP! Productions.
"Zsarnok" <zsarnok@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:FM0gb.31260$3S.6569@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net...
He's useless. Can you imagine a worse fate?
Zsarnok
earles wrote:
You are quite disturbing.
--
"Its Da Funk!"- Big Leroy, Representative of OH SNAP! Productions.
"starwars" <nobody@tatooine.homelinux.net> wrote in message
news:d8b58149a64d7a7233833c57a040199a@tatooine.homelinux.net...
If God has a God sized pecker I'd hate to be in his way when he has to
empty his God sized bladder.
On the other hand I'd love to watch Lilly or Gargoyle try and get the
head
of his tool into their mouths.
.
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| User: "Zsarnok" |
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| Title: Re: Holie Lourd |
06 Oct 2003 12:10:30 AM |
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I don't hold out for an afterlife. And certainly not your version. ;)
Zsarnok
earles wrote:
Ive never been assraped with a butcher knife, i think thatd be painful
though. If your dead, i guess not, unless you can feel pain in the
afterlife.
--
"Its Da Funk!"- Big Leroy, Representative of OH SNAP! Productions.
"Zsarnok" <zsarnok@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:tW2gb.31649$3S.7105@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net...
That's being done to you. It's beyond awful, but if you're dead does it
matter?
Becoming useless he did all by himself.
Zsarnok
earles wrote:
Being killed and then being assraped for all eternity with a butcher
knife.
That sum it up? lol
--
"Its Da Funk!"- Big Leroy, Representative of OH SNAP! Productions.
"Zsarnok" <zsarnok@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:FM0gb.31260$3S.6569@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net...
He's useless. Can you imagine a worse fate?
Zsarnok
earles wrote:
You are quite disturbing.
--
"Its Da Funk!"- Big Leroy, Representative of OH SNAP! Productions.
"starwars" <nobody@tatooine.homelinux.net> wrote in message
news:d8b58149a64d7a7233833c57a040199a@tatooine.homelinux.net...
If God has a God sized pecker I'd hate to be in his way when he has to
empty his God sized bladder.
On the other hand I'd love to watch Lilly or Gargoyle try and get the
head
of his tool into their mouths.
.
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| User: "earles" |
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| Title: Re: Holie Lourd |
06 Oct 2003 12:41:53 PM |
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my version IS pretty wicked. But thats only where the snake-*****
motherfuckers go. You rob, cheat, kill (unless it is justified, like self
defense and that is the ONLY way to survive), rape (thats a biggie), your
***** gets pummeled for a loooong time. Now this may be considered a christian
hell, but all religions have their own version. Like the Juggalos with their
Dark Carnival as their hell, an the Carnival (two differences) as their
Heaven. Sometimes I can be soo deep, deep in shite.
--
"Its Da Funk!"- Big Leroy, Representative of OH SNAP! Productions.
"Zsarnok" <zsarnok@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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I don't hold out for an afterlife. And certainly not your version. ;)
Zsarnok
earles wrote:
Ive never been assraped with a butcher knife, i think thatd be painful
though. If your dead, i guess not, unless you can feel pain in the
afterlife.
--
"Its Da Funk!"- Big Leroy, Representative of OH SNAP! Productions.
"Zsarnok" <zsarnok@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:tW2gb.31649$3S.7105@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net...
That's being done to you. It's beyond awful, but if you're dead does it
matter?
Becoming useless he did all by himself.
Zsarnok
earles wrote:
Being killed and then being assraped for all eternity with a butcher
knife.
That sum it up? lol
--
"Its Da Funk!"- Big Leroy, Representative of OH SNAP! Productions.
"Zsarnok" <zsarnok@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:FM0gb.31260$3S.6569@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net...
He's useless. Can you imagine a worse fate?
Zsarnok
earles wrote:
You are quite disturbing.
--
"Its Da Funk!"- Big Leroy, Representative of OH SNAP! Productions.
"starwars" <nobody@tatooine.homelinux.net> wrote in message
news:d8b58149a64d7a7233833c57a040199a@tatooine.homelinux.net...
If God has a God sized pecker I'd hate to be in his way when he has
to
empty his God sized bladder.
On the other hand I'd love to watch Lilly or Gargoyle try and get
the
head
of his tool into their mouths.
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