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"Fear gan dia" |
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10 Aug 2004 01:52:37 PM |
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Holy water from hell! |
http://www.theolympian.com/home/news/20040810/living/117855.shtml
"Holy water: In 1998, student researchers in Ireland found
that holy water from local churches contained coliforms,
staphylococcis, yeasts and molds. Some churches in Dublin
removed holy water fonts after they found drug addicts were
using them to rinse out their syringes."
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The Very Irrev. Fear gan dia # http://goddamliberal.port5.com
"If you're a Democrat, you win when people think." - Bill Clinton
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Holy water from hell! |
10 Aug 2004 05:25:04 PM |
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Fear gan dia wrote:
http://www.theolympian.com/home/news/20040810/living/117855.shtml
"Holy water: In 1998, student researchers in Ireland found
that holy water from local churches contained coliforms,
staphylococcis, yeasts and molds. Some churches in Dublin
removed holy water fonts after they found drug addicts were
using them to rinse out their syringes."
Don't gargle with that water Mary's been washing her hands in it and
Catharine's been sitting in it....
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| User: "Sean C" |
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| Title: Re: Holy water from hell! |
10 Aug 2004 09:43:13 PM |
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In article <41191975.001@thbrqlnlsrntx.com>, Fear gan dia
<btqxltnlrllb@thbrqlnlsrntx.com> wrote:
http://www.theolympian.com/home/news/20040810/living/117855.shtml
"Holy water: In 1998, student researchers in Ireland found
that holy water from local churches contained coliforms,
staphylococcis, yeasts and molds. Some churches in Dublin
removed holy water fonts after they found drug addicts were
using them to rinse out their syringes."
But God won't let any of that stuff hurt you, because it's holy water.
Sean C
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Holy water from hell! |
11 Aug 2004 01:03:46 AM |
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In article <100820042243137475%redhawk@burnspammersalive.hvc.rr.com>,
Sean C <redhawk@burnspammersalive.hvc.rr.com> wrote:
In article <41191975.001@thbrqlnlsrntx.com>, Fear gan dia
<btqxltnlrllb@thbrqlnlsrntx.com> wrote:
http://www.theolympian.com/home/news/20040810/living/117855.shtml
"Holy water: In 1998, student researchers in Ireland found
that holy water from local churches contained coliforms,
staphylococcis, yeasts and molds. Some churches in Dublin
removed holy water fonts after they found drug addicts were
using them to rinse out their syringes."
But God won't let any of that stuff hurt you, because it's holy water.
When I was a kid and still going to Catholic church, I asked a very
religious relative: "With all these people dipping their fingers in
the holy water, how come we don't get sick?" I was told that we
wouldn't get sick because it was 'blessed'.
Sean C
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
-The ability to change one's mind, ideas, and opinions when confronted with
new facts is the sign of the rational and intelligent. The inability to do
so is the hallmark of the dimwitted and the fanatic. This applies not only
to science and philosophy, but also to politics.-
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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10 Aug 2004 10:54:51 PM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Sean C:
In article <41191975.001@thbrqlnlsrntx.com>, Fear gan dia
<btqxltnlrllb@thbrqlnlsrntx.com> wrote:
http://www.theolympian.com/home/news/20040810/living/117855.shtml
"Holy water: In 1998, student researchers in Ireland found
that holy water from local churches contained coliforms,
staphylococcis, yeasts and molds. Some churches in Dublin
removed holy water fonts after they found drug addicts were
using them to rinse out their syringes."
But God won't let any of that stuff hurt you, because it's holy water.
Sean C
Yeah.
Hey, I wonder what happens if you take some hydrochloric acid to your
local church and have it blessed?
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that
intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree?
Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple, you're going to
be as smart as God. We can't have that."
[Frank Zappa]
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| User: "Meteorite Debris" |
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| Title: Re: Holy water from hell! |
11 Aug 2004 01:48:58 AM |
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On Tue, 10 Aug 2004 18:52:37 GMT the ET form known as Fear gan
dia<btqxltnlrllb@thbrqlnlsrntx.com> sent a radio signal across the
vast expanse of deep space -._.--._.--._.--._.--._.--._.
http://www.theolympian.com/home/news/20040810/living/117855.shtml
"Holy water: In 1998, student researchers in Ireland found
that holy water from local churches contained coliforms,
staphylococcis, yeasts and molds. Some churches in Dublin
removed holy water fonts after they found drug addicts were
using them to rinse out their syringes."
Seems the microbes of the world are God's favoured creatures. They
have gone forth and multiplied in his water. :-)
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epicurus1*at*optusnet*dot*com*dot*au
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~pk1956/
Apatriotism Yahoo Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/apatriotism
"Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever
conceived." - Isaac Asimov
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Holy water from hell! |
10 Aug 2004 07:03:59 PM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Fear gan dia:
http://www.theolympian.com/home/news/20040810/living/117855.shtml
"Holy water: In 1998, student researchers in Ireland found
that holy water from local churches contained coliforms,
staphylococcis, yeasts and molds. Some churches in Dublin
removed holy water fonts after they found drug addicts were
using them to rinse out their syringes."
--
The Very Irrev. Fear gan dia # http://goddamliberal.port5.com
"If you're a Democrat, you win when people think." - Bill Clinton
Where do you think Yellow Snow comes from?
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
______________
The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that
intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree?
Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple, you're going to be
as smart as God. We can't have that."
[Frank Zappa]
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| User: "Brian E. Clark" |
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| Title: Re: Holy water from hell! |
10 Aug 2004 10:04:24 PM |
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Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote:
Where do you think Yellow Snow comes from?
I...I thought it came from yellow clouds. No?
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Brian E. Clark
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