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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Franz Weigel"
Date: 17 Sep 2003 11:33:42 AM
Object: Homily
If i don't even make myself wet when i look at myself in the mirror after a
shower how am i suppose to make a guy hard ? I hate being 13 and i wish i
could take a pill and wake up 21 with boobs and a nice ***** and tons of boys
all around me giving me money and gifts.
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User: "offl1n3"

Title: Re: Homily 17 Sep 2003 01:39:42 PM
"Franz Weigel" <anon@bog.lir.dk> wrote in message
news:DH4SRNU537881.5234027778@bog.lir.dk...

If i don't even make myself wet when i look at myself in the mirror after

a

shower how am i suppose to make a guy hard ? I hate being 13 and i wish i
could take a pill and wake up 21 with boobs and a nice ***** and tons of

boys

all around me giving me money and gifts.

*gasp*
a female admitting all she's interested in from boys is money and
gifts....wow. ;)
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User: "LeepinLizzzzards!"

Title: Re: Homily 17 Sep 2003 01:42:16 PM
"offl1n3" <offl1n3@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:bka9pe$8v2$1@hercules.btinternet.com...


"Franz Weigel" <anon@bog.lir.dk> wrote in message
news:DH4SRNU537881.5234027778@bog.lir.dk...

If i don't even make myself wet when i look at myself in the mirror

after

a

shower how am i suppose to make a guy hard ? I hate being 13 and i wish

i

could take a pill and wake up 21 with boobs and a nice ***** and tons of

boys

all around me giving me money and gifts.

*gasp*
a female admitting all she's interested in from boys is money and
gifts....wow. ;)

yeah a THIRTEEN year old...she hasnt' even lived yet.
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User: "Pipe Major Darra MacPiarais"

Title: Re: Homily 17 Sep 2003 09:01:44 PM
Franz Weigel <anon@bog.lir.dk> wrote:

If i don't even make myself wet when i look at myself in the mirror after a
shower how am i suppose to make a guy hard ?

You should probably turn the water on in the shower if you want to make
yourself wet...

I hate being 13 and i wish i
could take a pill and wake up 21 with boobs and a nice ***** and tons of boys
all around me giving me money and gifts.

So, now you're 13? But, you've already pushed out a few kids according
to an earlier message.
--
Pipe Major Darra MacPiarais - Death 'Piper Of the BAAWA
Lead Taste Tester - Wireless Cannibals, Inc. && Atheist #1142
"Well, what the hell can you do with a dead body?"
.

User: "mickey"

Title: Re: Homily 17 Sep 2003 11:53:47 AM
Franz Weigel wrote:

If i don't even make myself wet when i look at myself in the mirror after a
shower how am i suppose to make a guy hard ? I hate being 13 and i wish i
could take a pill and wake up 21 with boobs and a nice ***** and tons of boys
all around me giving me money and gifts.

Just what exactly is common in these three groups and the problem that
you have put forth?
-M
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