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"Lars Eighner" |
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06 Jun 2006 02:14:28 AM |
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Hooray! It's 666! |
My minions will be by to collect your souls shortly. Please try to remain
calm.
Actual minion (not to scale):
<http://larseighner.com/site_images/yawn.jpg>
--
Rev. Lars Eighner, ULC http://www.larseighner.com/
The Mint Jelly of GodŽ -- The World's Best Atheist -- Unholier Than Thou
First Church of Electro-Baptism ***Atheist #1965*** One Short Circuit to Jesus
"It does not pay a prophet to be too specific."
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Hooray! It's 666! |
06 Jun 2006 01:11:10 PM |
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"Lars Eighner" <usenet@larseighner.com> wrote in message
news:slrne8aali.clb.usenet@goodwill.io.com...
My minions will be by to collect your souls shortly. Please try to remain
calm.
Actual minion (not to scale):
<http://larseighner.com/site_images/yawn.jpg>
Ah, my minions are of the feline variety. Have at you! ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Hooray! It's 666! |
06 Jun 2006 09:36:20 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:4elukgF1erle4U1@individual.net:
"Lars Eighner" <usenet@larseighner.com> wrote in message
news:slrne8aali.clb.usenet@goodwill.io.com...
My minions will be by to collect your souls shortly. Please try to
remain calm.
Actual minion (not to scale):
<http://larseighner.com/site_images/yawn.jpg>
Ah, my minions are of the feline variety. Have at you! ;)
I have no credit--therefore no minions, no secret laboratory/lair, and no
doomsday machines. At this rate I will never rule the world!
--
Doc Smartass, muttering dimly, since true darkness is more expensive
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| User: "Lars Eighner" |
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| Title: Re: Hooray! It's 666! |
06 Jun 2006 10:46:02 PM |
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In our last episode,
<Xns97DADBCE9C4A9askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
the lovely and talented Doc Smartass
broadcast on alt.atheism:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:4elukgF1erle4U1@individual.net:
"Lars Eighner" < > wrote in message
news:slrne8aali.clb.usenet@goodwill.io.com...
My minions will be by to collect your souls shortly. Please try to
remain calm.
Actual minion (not to scale):
<http://larseighner.com/site_images/yawn.jpg>
Ah, my minions are of the feline variety. Have at you! ;)
I have no credit--therefore no minions, no secret laboratory/lair, and no
doomsday machines. At this rate I will never rule the world!
You could try starting small. Get a job at a TV station, turning up the
sound on the commercials.
--
Rev. Lars Eighner, ULC http://www.larseighner.com/
The Mint Jelly of GodŽ -- The World's Best Atheist -- Unholier Than Thou
First Church of Electro-Baptism ***Atheist #1965*** One Short Circuit to Jesus
"Ignorance is the mother of devotion." --Dean Henry Cole
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Hooray! It's 666! |
09 Jun 2006 09:45:23 PM |
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Lars Eighner <usenet@larseighner.com> wrote in
news:slrne8cir0.g45.usenet@goodwill.io.com:
In our last episode,
<Xns97DADBCE9C4A9askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
the lovely and talented Doc Smartass
broadcast on alt.atheism:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:4elukgF1erle4U1@individual.net:
"Lars Eighner" <usenet@larseighner.com> wrote in message
news:slrne8aali.clb.usenet@goodwill.io.com...
My minions will be by to collect your souls shortly. Please try to
remain calm.
Actual minion (not to scale):
<http://larseighner.com/site_images/yawn.jpg>
Ah, my minions are of the feline variety. Have at you! ;)
I have no credit--therefore no minions, no secret laboratory/lair,
and no doomsday machines. At this rate I will never rule the world!
You could try starting small. Get a job at a TV station, turning up
the sound on the commercials.
Turning...UP..the sound?
Dammit! No wonder they let me go!
--
Doc Smartass
"I am George W. Fudd, Miwwionaire. I own a mansion, a yacht, and your
phone number."
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Hooray! It's 666! |
07 Jun 2006 12:09:35 AM |
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In article <slrne8aali.clb.usenet@goodwill.io.com>,
Lars Eighner <usenet@larseighner.com> wrote:
My minions will be by to collect your souls shortly. Please try to remain
calm.
Actual minion (not to scale):
<http://larseighner.com/site_images/yawn.jpg>
I fed your minion a Milkbone and he went away.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Hooray! It's 666! |
06 Jun 2006 10:18:06 AM |
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Lars Eighner <usenet@larseighner.com> wrote in
news:slrne8aali.clb.usenet@goodwill.io.com:
My minions will be by to collect your souls shortly. Please try to
remain calm.
Actual minion (not to scale):
<http://larseighner.com/site_images/yawn.jpg>
I wonder what Earthquack is up to. Probably shiverin' & quiverin'.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
The laws that require me to NOT kill people I don't like REALLY bug
me, or there would be many less of YOUR kind.
-John Weatherly
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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| Title: Re: Hooray! It's 666! |
06 Jun 2006 06:25:58 AM |
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Lars Eighner <usenet@larseighner.com> wrote in alt.atheism
My minions will be by to collect your souls shortly. Please try to remain
calm.
Actual minion (not to scale):
<http://larseighner.com/site_images/yawn.jpg>
I notice there's a new Omen movie being released today.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Omen_666
Anybody plan on seeing it?
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Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Hooray! It's 666! |
06 Jun 2006 01:11:47 PM |
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"Elroy Willis" <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
news:7bpa821bjgqd4or7vj1m87fpvck9on5j3a@4ax.com...
Lars Eighner <usenet@larseighner.com> wrote in alt.atheism
My minions will be by to collect your souls shortly. Please try to
remain
calm.
Actual minion (not to scale):
<http://larseighner.com/site_images/yawn.jpg>
I notice there's a new Omen movie being released today.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Omen_666
Anybody plan on seeing it?
Not until it comes out on DVD ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "Lars Eighner" |
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| Title: Re: Hooray! It's 666! |
06 Jun 2006 06:29:27 AM |
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In our last episode,
<7bpa821bjgqd4or7vj1m87fpvck9on5j3a@4ax.com>,
the lovely and talented Elroy Willis
broadcast on alt.atheism:
Lars Eighner < > wrote in alt.atheism
My minions will be by to collect your souls shortly. Please try to remain
calm.
Actual minion (not to scale):
<http://larseighner.com/site_images/yawn.jpg>
I notice there's a new Omen movie being released today.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Omen_666
Anybody plan on seeing it?
When Hell freezes over or it gets to broadcast TV, which I guess will not be
long.
--
Rev. Lars Eighner, ULC http://www.larseighner.com/
The Mint Jelly of GodŽ -- The World's Best Atheist -- Unholier Than Thou
First Church of Electro-Baptism ***Atheist #1965*** One Short Circuit to Jesus
"Billy Graham is the chief servant of Satan in America." --Jerry Falwell
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Hooray! It's 666! |
11 Jun 2006 08:42:36 PM |
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On Tue, 06 Jun 2006 11:25:58 GMT, Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net>
wrote in alt.atheism
Lars Eighner <usenet@larseighner.com> wrote in alt.atheism
My minions will be by to collect your souls shortly. Please try to remain
calm.
Actual minion (not to scale):
<http://larseighner.com/site_images/yawn.jpg>
I notice there's a new Omen movie being released today.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Omen_666
Anybody plan on seeing it?
Notta me
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Fester" |
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| Title: Re: Hooray! It's 666! |
06 Jun 2006 06:06:45 AM |
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Lars Eighner wrote:
My minions will be by to collect your souls shortly. Please try to remain
calm.
Actual minion (not to scale):
<http://larseighner.com/site_images/yawn.jpg>
A very happy-looking minion too. Oh and very scary :) I hear that the
party is taking place in Hell MI! If it weren't so far, I'd go to Hell
today :)
--
<^}})<
/\/\
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Hooray! It's 666! |
06 Jun 2006 10:18:42 AM |
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Fester <not@home.com> wrote in
news:9ldhg.47160$Lg.25600@tornado.southeast.rr.com:
Lars Eighner wrote:
My minions will be by to collect your souls shortly. Please try to
remain calm.
Actual minion (not to scale):
<http://larseighner.com/site_images/yawn.jpg>
A very happy-looking minion too. Oh and very scary :) I hear that
the party is taking place in Hell MI! If it weren't so far, I'd go to
Hell today :)
Hop on the bike! I would, but I'm working today.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
The laws that require me to NOT kill people I don't like REALLY bug
me, or there would be many less of YOUR kind.
-John Weatherly
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| User: "Fester" |
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| Title: Re: Hooray! It's 666! |
07 Jun 2006 05:58:14 AM |
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Uncle Vic wrote:
Fester <not@home.com> wrote in
news:9ldhg.47160$Lg.25600@tornado.southeast.rr.com:
Lars Eighner wrote:
My minions will be by to collect your souls shortly. Please try to
remain calm.
Actual minion (not to scale):
<http://larseighner.com/site_images/yawn.jpg>
A very happy-looking minion too. Oh and very scary :) I hear that
the party is taking place in Hell MI! If it weren't so far, I'd go to
Hell today :)
Hop on the bike! I would, but I'm working today.
Yeah that darn work thing got in my way as well.
--
<^}})<
/\/\
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Hooray! It's 666! |
06 Jun 2006 03:54:24 AM |
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Lars Eighner wrote:
My minions will be by to collect your souls shortly. Please try to remain
calm.
Actual minion (not to scale):
<http://larseighner.com/site_images/yawn.jpg>
Oh, cool! A hound of hell. My grandfather told me about these things,
but I never thought I'd see one..
Happy 666!
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
EAC Martian Commander
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
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| User: "J Forbes" |
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| Title: Re: Hooray! It's 666! |
06 Jun 2006 03:01:17 AM |
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Lars Eighner wrote:
My minions will be by to collect your souls shortly. Please try to remain
calm.
Actual minion (not to scale):
<http://larseighner.com/site_images/yawn.jpg>
ooh, I'm scared now!
Jim
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| User: "David" |
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06 Jun 2006 10:16:26 AM |
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On 6 Jun 2006 01:01:17 -0700, "J Forbes" <jforbspam@fastmail.fm> typed
furiously:
Lars Eighner wrote:
My minions will be by to collect your souls shortly. Please try to remain
calm.
Actual minion (not to scale):
<http://larseighner.com/site_images/yawn.jpg>
ooh, I'm scared now!
Jim
Yeah! He'll probably lick you to death.
--
David
At the bottom of the application where it says
"sign here". I put "Sagittarius"
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Hooray! It's 666! |
11 Jun 2006 08:42:05 PM |
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On Wed, 07 Jun 2006 00:46:26 +0930, David <farookdas@picknowl.com.au>
wrote in alt.atheism
On 6 Jun 2006 01:01:17 -0700, "J Forbes" <jforbspam@fastmail.fm> typed
furiously:
Lars Eighner wrote:
My minions will be by to collect your souls shortly. Please try to remain
calm.
Actual minion (not to scale):
<http://larseighner.com/site_images/yawn.jpg>
ooh, I'm scared now!
Jim
Yeah! He'll probably lick you to death.
doggie breath.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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06 Jun 2006 07:06:49 AM |
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On Tue, 6 Jun 2006 02:14:28 -0500, Lars Eighner wrote
(in article <slrne8aali.clb.usenet@goodwill.io.com>):
My minions will be by to collect your souls shortly. Please try to remain
calm.
Actual minion (not to scale):
<http://larseighner.com/site_images/yawn.jpg>
Sorry, I have my own minion, she's a cat, and yawns even better than your
minion.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
A baseball bat, with the words "Clue Stick" impressed into the wood. Anyone
smacked upside the head with it will have a useful personal epiphany, and a
blinding headache. A sheet of paper accompanying the bat indicates that other
models are also available, such as the "Ugly Stick." - Warehouse 23
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