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"Demon Chunky Style" |
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05 Apr 2007 05:21:23 PM |
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How are you celebrating the death of jesus? |
I bought a case of Bass Ale and rented the Passion Of The christ DVD
(extra gory version).
Crack a frosty, light up a j, and let the whipping begin!
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| User: "Elf M. Sternberg" |
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05 Apr 2007 09:35:30 PM |
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"Demon Chunky Style" <demonchunky@yahoo.com> writes:
I bought a case of Bass Ale and rented the Passion Of The christ DVD
(extra gory version).
The local sex club is having an S&M theme night.
Elf
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| User: "Walter Bushell" |
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07 Apr 2007 05:25:58 PM |
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In article <87lkh6cjrh.fsf@drizzle.com>,
Elf M. Sternberg <elf@drizzle.com> wrote:
"Demon Chunky Style" <demonchunky@yahoo.com> writes:
I bought a case of Bass Ale and rented the Passion Of The christ DVD
(extra gory version).
The local sex club is having an S&M theme night.
Elf
Which reminds me of _why_ Jesus died on the Cross.
Ur sbetbg gur fnsr jbeq.
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| User: "Kurt Gavin" |
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07 Apr 2007 06:54:19 PM |
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"Walter Bushell" <proto@oanix.com> wrote in message
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In article <87lkh6cjrh.fsf@drizzle.com>,
Elf M. Sternberg <elf@drizzle.com> wrote:
"Demon Chunky Style" <demonchunky@yahoo.com> writes:
I bought a case of Bass Ale and rented the Passion Of The christ DVD
(extra gory version).
The local sex club is having an S&M theme night.
Yes. The Gospel book of judas describes how jesus ordered judas to inform
the priests of his whereabouts, so that he would be apprehended.
It's obvious jesus was a delusional who was set on pretending to fulfill a
prophecy, and bring a tortuous death on himself.
Sad, really.
Elf
Which reminds me of _why_ Jesus died on the Cross.
Ur sbetbg gur fnsr jbeq.
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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07 Apr 2007 07:31:48 PM |
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On Apr 7, 6:25 pm, Walter Bushell <p...@oanix.com> wrote:
In article <87lkh6cjrh....@drizzle.com>,
Elf M. Sternberg <e...@drizzle.com> wrote:
"Demon Chunky Style" <demonchu...@yahoo.com> writes:
I bought a case of Bass Ale and rented the Passion Of The christ DVD
(extra gory version).
The local sex club is having an S&M theme night.
Elf
Which reminds me of _why_ Jesus died on the Cross.
He forgot the "safe word?"
Ur sbetbg gur fnsr jbeq.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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07 Apr 2007 07:33:07 PM |
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Walter Bushell <proto@oanix.com> wrote in news:proto-
779542.18255807042007@032-325-625.area1.spcsdns.net:
In article <87lkh6cjrh.fsf@drizzle.com>,
Elf M. Sternberg <elf@drizzle.com> wrote:
"Demon Chunky Style" <demonchunky@yahoo.com> writes:
I bought a case of Bass Ale and rented the Passion Of The christ DVD
(extra gory version).
The local sex club is having an S&M theme night.
Elf
Which reminds me of _why_ Jesus died on the Cross.
Ur sbetbg gur fnsr jbeq.
Bahahaha!
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Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS. Why?
--They consider themselves shepherds.
--They consider the rest of us sheep.
--Shepherds ***** sheep.
--Therefore AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS.
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| User: "chibiabos" |
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06 Apr 2007 11:24:34 AM |
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In article <87lkh6cjrh.fsf@drizzle.com>, Elf M. Sternberg
<elf@drizzle.com> wrote:
"Demon Chunky Style" <demonchunky@yahoo.com> writes:
I bought a case of Bass Ale and rented the Passion Of The christ DVD
(extra gory version).
The local sex club is having an S&M theme night.
St. Andrews Cross?
-chib
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Member of S.M.A.S.H.
Sarcastic Middle-aged Atheists with a Sense of Humor
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| User: "Syd M." |
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06 Apr 2007 02:47:35 PM |
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On Apr 5, 10:35 pm, Elf M. Sternberg <e...@drizzle.com> wrote:
"Demon Chunky Style" <demonchu...@yahoo.com> writes:
I bought a case of Bass Ale and rented the Passion Of The christ DVD
(extra gory version).
The local sex club is having an S&M theme night.
Elf
Well, the S&M clubs are more healthy then that film..
PDW, who'll celebrate with a cold one. Or three..
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| User: "Lisbeth Andersson" |
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05 Apr 2007 05:43:43 PM |
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"Demon Chunky Style" <demonchunky@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:1175811683.583932.52510@p77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com:
I bought a case of Bass Ale and rented the Passion Of The christ DVD
(extra gory version).
Crack a frosty, light up a j, and let the whipping begin!
I'm trying to find some suitable moulds for the choclate truffles.
Lisbeth.
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The day I don't learn anything new is the day I die.
*What we know is not nearly as interesting as *how we know it.
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Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
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| User: "chibiabos" |
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06 Apr 2007 11:22:28 AM |
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In article <Xns990A103BF5AF9lisandbredbandnet@66.150.105.47>, Lisbeth
Andersson <lisand@bredband.net> wrote:
"Demon Chunky Style" <demonchunky@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:1175811683.583932.52510@p77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com:
I bought a case of Bass Ale and rented the Passion Of The christ DVD
(extra gory version).
Crack a frosty, light up a j, and let the whipping begin!
I'm trying to find some suitable moulds for the choclate truffles.
OMG, that sounds, er, heavenly!
-chib
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Member of S.M.A.S.H.
Sarcastic Middle-aged Atheists with a Sense of Humor
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| User: "Lisbeth Andersson" |
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07 Apr 2007 05:22:10 AM |
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chibiabos <chib@nospam.com> wrote in
news:060420070922280899%chib@nospam.com:
In article <Xns990A103BF5AF9lisandbredbandnet@66.150.105.47>,
Lisbeth Andersson <lisand@bredband.net> wrote:
"Demon Chunky Style" <demonchunky@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:1175811683.583932.52510@p77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com:
I bought a case of Bass Ale and rented the Passion Of The
christ DVD (extra gory version).
Crack a frosty, light up a j, and let the whipping begin!
I'm trying to find some suitable moulds for the choclate
truffles.
OMG, that sounds, er, heavenly!
Unfortunately, (or perhaps fortunately <pats stomach>) I give most of
it away. Well, I *have to taste the stuff to make sure I haven't made
any mistakes. :-)
Lisbeth.
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The day I don't learn anything new is the day I die.
*What we know is not nearly as interesting as *how we know it.
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Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
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| User: "Kurt Gavin" |
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05 Apr 2007 08:02:17 PM |
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"Demon Chunky Style" <demonchunky@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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I bought a case of Bass Ale and rented the Passion Of The christ DVD
(extra gory version).
Crack a frosty, light up a j, and let the whipping begin!
It's just a usurped celebration of spring, so depending on the weather
anything outside will be good.
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| User: "G-Ride" |
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05 Apr 2007 07:10:09 PM |
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"Demon Chunky Style" <demonchunky@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1175811683.583932.52510@p77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
I bought a case of Bass Ale and rented the Passion Of The christ DVD
(extra gory version).
Crack a frosty, light up a j, and let the whipping begin!
Just like last year, I'll probably be hiking up, around, and back down a
mountain near my home. I probably won't crack a frosty on the hike, but a j
on the trail ain't necessarily a bad idea.
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Aloha, G-Ride
The force that's forcing you to feel like busting up a Starbucks.
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| User: "Phil MacDouglass" |
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06 Apr 2007 09:49:26 AM |
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is a j a cig or dope?
~Mary Stewart
~Phil MacDouglass
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06 Apr 2007 01:04:41 PM |
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"Phil MacDouglass" <JeremyQuest@webtv.net> wrote in message
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is a j a cig or dope?
I'll let you figure that out.
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Aloha, G-Ride
The force that's forcing you to feel like busting up a Starbucks.
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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05 Apr 2007 06:34:03 PM |
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"Demon Chunky Style" <demonchunky@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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I bought a case of Bass Ale and rented the Passion Of The christ DVD
(extra gory version).
Crack a frosty, light up a j, and let the whipping begin!
Hopefully the Christians are thanking the Jews for killing Jesus so they
wouldn't have to!
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Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http//www.io.com/~dloubet
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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06 Apr 2007 09:19:56 AM |
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"Demon Chunky Style" <demonchunky@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1175811683.583932.52510@p77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
I bought a case of Bass Ale and rented the Passion Of The christ DVD
(extra gory version).
Crack a frosty, light up a j, and let the whipping begin!
It definitely is a bloody mess, that I much I can tell you ;)
No special plans. Husband's getting home from his 2nd week-long trip to
Arlington, TX. Can't wait to see him. Kid got straight A's on her report
card yesterday, so I guess we'll celebrate that :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Olrik" |
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08 Apr 2007 01:35:31 AM |
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On Apr 6, 10:19 am, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Demon Chunky Style" <demonchu...@yahoo.com> wrote in messagenews:1175811683.583932.52510@p77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
I bought a case of Bass Ale and rented the Passion Of The christ DVD
(extra gory version).
Crack a frosty, light up a j, and let the whipping begin!
It definitely is a bloody mess, that I much I can tell you ;)
No special plans. Husband's getting home from his 2nd week-long trip to
Arlington, TX. Can't wait to see him. Kid got straight A's on her report
card yesterday, so I guess we'll celebrate that :)
With what?
I gather that you've forsaken wine, cigarettes and meat.
What's left? Deadly sugar? Deadly salt? Deadly fat?
I hope you have a nice broccoli & cauliflower party.
;-)
Olrik
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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09 Apr 2007 08:57:11 AM |
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"Olrik" <olrik666@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1176014130.991849.96040@o5g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
On Apr 6, 10:19 am, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Demon Chunky Style" <demonchu...@yahoo.com> wrote in
messagenews:1175811683.583932.52510@p77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
I bought a case of Bass Ale and rented the Passion Of The christ DVD
(extra gory version).
Crack a frosty, light up a j, and let the whipping begin!
It definitely is a bloody mess, that I much I can tell you ;)
No special plans. Husband's getting home from his 2nd week-long trip to
Arlington, TX. Can't wait to see him. Kid got straight A's on her report
card yesterday, so I guess we'll celebrate that :)
With what?
Ummm..............hmm, guess I gotta think about that ;)
I gather that you've forsaken wine, cigarettes and meat.
What's left? Deadly sugar? Deadly salt? Deadly fat?
Deadly sugar seems to be my new "poison" ;)
I hope you have a nice broccoli & cauliflower party.
We did, thank you :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Olrik" |
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09 Apr 2007 09:52:10 PM |
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On Apr 9, 9:57 am, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Olrik" <olrik...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1176014130.991849.96040@o5g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
On Apr 6, 10:19 am, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Demon Chunky Style" <demonchu...@yahoo.com> wrote in
messagenews:1175811683.583932.52510@p77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
I bought a case of Bass Ale and rented the Passion Of The christ DVD
(extra gory version).
Crack a frosty, light up a j, and let the whipping begin!
It definitely is a bloody mess, that I much I can tell you ;)
No special plans. Husband's getting home from his 2nd week-long trip to
Arlington, TX. Can't wait to see him. Kid got straight A's on her report
card yesterday, so I guess we'll celebrate that :)
With what?
Ummm..............hmm, guess I gotta think about that ;)
I gather that you've forsaken wine, cigarettes and meat.
What's left? Deadly sugar? Deadly salt? Deadly fat?
Deadly sugar seems to be my new "poison" ;)
I hope you have a nice broccoli & cauliflower party.
We did, thank you :)
Hey, the important things are family, friendship, love and all that
crap.
;-)
Olrik
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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10 Apr 2007 11:17:38 AM |
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"Olrik" <olrik666@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On Apr 9, 9:57 am, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Olrik" <olrik...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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I gather that you've forsaken wine, cigarettes and meat.
What's left? Deadly sugar? Deadly salt? Deadly fat?
Deadly sugar seems to be my new "poison" ;)
I hope you have a nice broccoli & cauliflower party.
We did, thank you :)
Hey, the important things are family, friendship, love and all that
crap.
Indeed :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Martin" |
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05 Apr 2007 06:23:52 PM |
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Demon Chunky Style wrote:
I bought a case of Bass Ale and rented the Passion Of The christ DVD
(extra gory version).
Crack a frosty, light up a j, and let the whipping begin!
my mates arriving later today we're going to spend the weekend getting
pissed.
Oh, and we intend sacrificing a virgin (or three) if we get the chance
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| User: "Phil MacDouglass" |
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06 Apr 2007 09:48:10 AM |
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martin what if yiu got pissed and pissed-off? hehe!
~Mary Stewart
~Phil MacDouglass
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| User: "johac" |
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07 Apr 2007 02:23:37 AM |
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In article <1175811683.583932.52510@p77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>,
"Demon Chunky Style" <demonchunky@yahoo.com> wrote:
I bought a case of Bass Ale and rented the Passion Of The christ DVD
(extra gory version).
Crack a frosty, light up a j, and let the whipping begin!
I'm not. Just another Friday.
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John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
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06 Apr 2007 11:20:17 AM |
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In article <1175811683.583932.52510@p77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>,
Demon Chunky Style <demonchunky@yahoo.com> wrote:
I bought a case of Bass Ale and rented the Passion Of The christ DVD
(extra gory version).
Crack a frosty, light up a j, and let the whipping begin!
[ngs trimmed]
I'm going to Vegas!
Sin city! Woo-Hoo!
-chib
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Member of S.M.A.S.H.
Sarcastic Middle-aged Atheists with a Sense of Humor
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06 Apr 2007 01:07:34 AM |
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In article <1175811683.583932.52510@p77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>,
demonchunky@yahoo.com says...
Crack a frosty, light up a j, and let the whipping begin!
We prefer to show Monty Python's _Life of Brian_, which has become
something of a Good (Riddance) Friday tradition. We are also showing the
BBC documentary called _The Secret Life of Brian_, which talks about the
craziness of christers who tried to block the production, release and
screening of the _life of Brian_.
--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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07 Apr 2007 02:02:38 AM |
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In sci.med.cardiology, quibbler said...
In article <1175811683.583932.52510@p77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>,
demonchunky@yahoo.com says...
Crack a frosty, light up a j, and let the whipping begin!
We prefer to show Monty Python's _Life of Brian_, which has become
something of a Good (Riddance) Friday tradition. We are also showing the
BBC documentary called _The Secret Life of Brian_, which talks about the
craziness of christers who tried to block the production, release and
screening of the _life of Brian_.
I hadn't heard of that. Not that I'm surprised it happened. I'll have to
see if I can find a copy.
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St. Jackanapes of Usenet ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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Diet with Dr. Chung: http://www.jackanapes.ws/2pdcat.html
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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07 Apr 2007 02:38:51 AM |
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On Apr 7, 3:02 am, St. Jackanapes <jwe...@jscsjcdjs.com> wrote:
In sci.med.cardiology, quibbler said...
In article <1175811683.583932.52...@p77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>,
demonchu...@yahoo.com says...
Crack a frosty, light up a j, and let the whipping begin!
We prefer to show Monty Python's _Life of Brian_, which has become
something of a Good (Riddance) Friday tradition. We are also showing the
BBC documentary called _The Secret Life of Brian_, which talks about the
craziness of christers who tried to block the production, release and
screening of the _life of Brian_.
I hadn't heard of that. Not that I'm surprised it happened. I'll have to
see if I can find a copy.
YouTube has it. It's excellent.
Satan is alive and well and living in England, and her name is
Mary Whitehouse. Well okay, dead and well and living in
England...
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| User: "percy" |
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08 Apr 2007 03:25:28 AM |
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St. Jackanapes wrote:
In sci.med.cardiology, quibbler said...
In article <1175811683.583932.52510@p77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>,
demonchunky@yahoo.com says...
Crack a frosty, light up a j, and let the whipping begin!
We prefer to show Monty Python's _Life of Brian_, which has become
something of a Good (Riddance) Friday tradition. We are also showing the
BBC documentary called _The Secret Life of Brian_, which talks about the
craziness of christers who tried to block the production, release and
screening of the _life of Brian_.
I hadn't heard of that. Not that I'm surprised it happened. I'll have to
see if I can find a copy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJvJ-dIC3pE
Vicki
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| User: "Dr. Jackanapes MD/PhD" |
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15 Apr 2007 04:30:02 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, percy said...
St. Jackanapes wrote:
In sci.med.cardiology, quibbler said...
In article <1175811683.583932.52510@p77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>,
demonchunky@yahoo.com says...
Crack a frosty, light up a j, and let the whipping begin!
We prefer to show Monty Python's _Life of Brian_, which has become
something of a Good (Riddance) Friday tradition. We are also showing the
BBC documentary called _The Secret Life of Brian_, which talks about the
craziness of christers who tried to block the production, release and
screening of the _life of Brian_.
I hadn't heard of that. Not that I'm surprised it happened. I'll have to
see if I can find a copy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJvJ-dIC3pE
Vicki
Thank you, Vicki!
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Dr. Jackanapes MD/PhD ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister, Physician & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws | FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630/
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Diet with Dr. Chung: http://www.jackanapes.ws/2pdcat.html
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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06 Apr 2007 11:18:45 AM |
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On Apr 6, 2:07 am, quibbler <quibbler...@yahoo.com> wrote:
In article <1175811683.583932.52...@p77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>,
demonchu...@yahoo.com says...
Crack a frosty, light up a j, and let the whipping begin!
We prefer to show Monty Python's _Life of Brian_, which has become
something of a Good (Riddance) Friday tradition. We are also showing the
BBC documentary called _The Secret Life of Brian_, which talks about the
craziness of christers who tried to block the production, release and
screening of the _life of Brian_.
Several copies are on YouTube even as I write.
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