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"Santolina chamaecyparissus" |
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27 Aug 2007 12:06:03 PM |
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How Come They Never Find Jesus Before They Get Caught? |
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/08/27/michael.vick/index.html
"Through this situation I've found Jesus."
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: How Come They Never Find Jesus Before They Get Caught? |
27 Aug 2007 05:55:51 PM |
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"Santolina chamaecyparissus" <santolina@juno.com> wrote in message
news:1188234363.485223.163710@m37g2000prh.googlegroups.com...
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/08/27/michael.vick/index.html
"Through this situation I've found Jesus."
What a fucking load. Makes me sick ;P
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Brian E. Clark" |
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| Title: Re: How Come They Never Find Jesus Before They Get Caught? |
27 Aug 2007 12:32:18 PM |
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In article <1188234363.485223.163710
@m37g2000prh.googlegroups.com>, Santolina
chamaecyparissus said...
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/08/27/michael.vick/index.html
"Through this situation I've found Jesus."
"What I did was very immature so that means I
need to grow up," he said."
Poppycock. His actions weren't "immature"; I know
plenty of children and young people who would
never dream of subjecting animals to the pain
Vick applauded and profited from. Vick wasn't
immature, he was cruel. He deserves to lose his
freedom for several years and his career forever.
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Brian E. Clark
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| User: "Hatter" |
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| Title: Re: How Come They Never Find Jesus Before They Get Caught? |
27 Aug 2007 01:02:42 PM |
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On Aug 27, 1:06 pm, Santolina chamaecyparissus <santol...@juno.com>
wrote:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/08/27/michael.vick/index.html
"Through this situation I've found Jesus."
Because he knows, deep down, this might get him a few points, an
advantage to lowered sentence, earlier parole, acceptance back on the
playing feild, etc.
To quote Hermes from Futurama: "No, no, apologize using nice cheap
words"
And this being a society with a plurality of delusional people buying
into this Christianity crap, this is the angle to play, without
question.
Hatter
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| User: "William Wingstedt" |
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| Title: Re: How Come They Never Find Jesus Before They Get Caught? |
27 Aug 2007 08:17:48 PM |
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On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:06:03 -0700, Santolina chamaecyparissus
<santolina@juno.com> wrote:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/08/27/michael.vick/index.html
"Through this situation I've found Jesus."
....Vick goes deep!....Jesus is open and streaking down the far
sideline....Touchown!
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| User: "Jim07D7" |
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| Title: Re: How Come They Never Find Jesus Before They Get Caught? |
27 Aug 2007 11:13:55 PM |
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(William Wingstedt) said:
On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:06:03 -0700, Santolina chamaecyparissus
<santolina@juno.com> wrote:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/08/27/michael.vick/index.html
"Through this situation I've found Jesus."
...Vick goes deep!....Jesus is open and streaking down the far
sideline....Touchown!
Holy Mary! ;-)
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| User: "Testor Grey" |
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| Title: Re: How Come They Never Find Jesus Before They Get Caught? |
28 Aug 2007 01:28:41 AM |
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He was an atheist up until the law caught up with him.
It's miraculous quickly an atheist can switch religions
when their ***** is in a sling..
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| User: "Christopher A.Lee" |
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| Title: Re: How Come They Never Find Jesus Before They Get Caught? |
27 Aug 2007 06:24:50 PM |
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On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:06:03 -0700, Santolina chamaecyparissus
<santolina@juno.com> wrote:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/08/27/michael.vick/index.html
"Through this situation I've found Jesus."
He was already a Christian in order to do that. It's the "confessing
their sins" part of the religion.
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| User: "Jim07D7" |
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| Title: Re: How Come They Never Find Jesus Before They Get Caught? |
27 Aug 2007 12:14:41 PM |
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Santolina chamaecyparissus <santolina@juno.com> said:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/08/27/michael.vick/index.html
"Through this situation I've found Jesus."
The same reason they don't find a bail bondsman before they get
caught? ;-)
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: How Come They Never Find Jesus Before They Get Caught? |
27 Aug 2007 06:48:25 PM |
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Santolina chamaecyparissus <santolina@juno.com> wrote in
news:1188234363.485223.163710@m37g2000prh.googlegroups.com:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/08/27/michael.vick/index.html
"Through this situation I've found Jesus."
Jeeebus is in prison.
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Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.
--Edward R. Murrow
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