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03 Nov 2006 10:49:51 PM |
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How did Noah fit all those animals into the ark? |
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: How did Noah fit all those animals into the ark? |
03 Nov 2006 11:52:07 PM |
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"CV" <chris_vilela@hotmail.com> wrote in news:1162615791.633562.303330
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Subject: How did Noah fit all those animals into the ark?
He didn't.
You're welcome.
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Doc Smartass
"***** repeated to the limit of infinity asymptotically approaches
the odour of roses." -- Relf's Law
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| User: "leo" |
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| Title: Re: How did Noah fit all those animals into the ark? |
04 Nov 2006 10:55:37 AM |
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CV ha escrito:
I'd like to see if this question can be answered once and for all -
anyone with some input to give please visit:
http://atheist1.jconserv.net/index.php
did you see machine in the movie "I've shrunk the kids"? Noak had one
fucking machine of this sort provided my Jaweh with the intention of
shrinking the elephants and all those dinosaurs that were too big to be
squizzed into the ark. It is reputed that Noak shrunk all those huge
animals to the size of ants, and made many other metamorphosis that the
Babel do not tell us about.
leopoldo
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| User: "Olrik" |
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| Title: Re: How did Noah fit all those animals into the ark? |
03 Nov 2006 11:37:12 PM |
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CV wrote:
I'd like to see if this question can be answered once and for all -
anyone with some input to give please visit:
"How did Noah fit all those animals into the ark?"
It didn't happen.
http://atheist1.jconserv.net/index.php
Shameless plug.
Olrik
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: How did Noah fit all those animals into the ark? |
04 Nov 2006 07:38:28 AM |
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In article <1162615791.633562.303330@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
"CV" <chris_vilela@hotmail.com> wrote:
I'd like to see if this question can be answered once and for all -
anyone with some input to give please visit:
http://atheist1.jconserv.net/index.php
Just a few months ago, I took a week-long trip on the Disney Magic. That
ship is approximately 8 times the size of the reported size of Noah's
ark, and I can say with confidence that there's no fucking way that even
that cruise ship, stripped of all its machinery and reconfigured as a
floating zoo, could hold even 1/100th of the animals needed for such a
task as is described in Genesis.
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Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
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Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Thandarr" |
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| Title: Re: How did Noah fit all those animals into the ark? |
04 Nov 2006 11:21:06 AM |
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It's kind of like the guy who was asked how he was going to fit five
elephants into his Volkswagen Beetle.
"Two in the front seat, two in the back, and one in the glove
compartment."
Thandarr
CV wrote:
I'd like to see if this question can be answered once and for all -
anyone with some input to give please visit:
http://atheist1.jconserv.net/index.php
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| User: "Liz" |
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| Title: Re: How did Noah fit all those animals into the ark? |
05 Nov 2006 06:48:52 AM |
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On 3 Nov 2006 20:49:51 -0800, "CV" <chris_vilela@hotmail.com> in news
message <1162615791.633562.303330@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com> wrote:
I'd like to see if this question can be answered once and for all -
anyone with some input to give please visit:
http://atheist1.jconserv.net/index.php
Shrink wrap.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: How did Noah fit all those animals into the ark? |
10 Nov 2006 10:03:46 PM |
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On 3 Nov 2006 20:49:51 -0800, "CV" <chris_vilela@hotmail.com> wrote in
alt.atheism
I'd like to see if this question can be answered once and for all -
anyone with some input to give please visit:
http://atheist1.jconserv.net/index.php
It never happened.
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Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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04 Nov 2006 11:18:40 AM |
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On 3 Nov 2006 20:49:51 -0800, "CV" <chris_vilela@hotmail.com> wrote:
- Refer: <1162615791.633562.303330@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
I'd like to see if this question can be answered once and for all -
anyone with some input to give please visit:
A sharp chainsaw.
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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04 Nov 2006 02:32:14 PM |
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On 3 Nov 2006 20:49:51 -0800, "CV" <chris_vilela@hotmail.com> wrote:
http://atheist1.jconserv.net/index.php
As far as documentation for the water - if it were here there wouldn't
be any dry land. There is, so there isn't enough water.
And that much rain (enough to cover Mt. Everest) falling in that much
time (40 days) (that comes to 6 inches per minute) would have
released enough heat (falling releases heat) to make Venus look like
an ice planet by comparison. Noah, his family and all the animals
would have been very well done.
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rukbat at optonline dot net
Is he willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is impotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Whence then comes evil?
-Epicurus, 3rd c. BCE
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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04 Nov 2006 08:58:37 AM |
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On Fri, 03 Nov 2006 20:49:51 -0800, CV wrote:
I'd like to see if this question can be answered once and for all -
Simple:
"It never happened."
See?
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Mark K. Bilbo
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"...otherwise, we're looking at the potential
of this kind of world:.... a world in which
oil reserves are controlled by radicals in order
to extract blackmail from the West..." [George Bush]
Wait... oil reserves?
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| User: "MarkA" |
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04 Nov 2006 10:20:16 AM |
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On Fri, 03 Nov 2006 20:49:51 -0800, CV wrote:
I'd like to see if this question can be answered once and for all - anyone
with some input to give please visit:
http://atheist1.jconserv.net/index.php
The bible fails to mention that Noah had a 'shrinking ray'. He shrank all
the critters down to miniature size, so they could all fit quite easily.
You can explain most anything if you are willing to invoke ad hoc
unsubstantiated miracles!
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MarkA
(this space accidentally filled in)
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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04 Nov 2006 12:28:25 AM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet CV (chris_vilela@hotmail.com)
made the light shine upon us with this:
K-Y jelly.
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Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Proud member of Earthquack's "Ghost fulla holes" convict page
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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04 Nov 2006 08:59:09 AM |
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On Sat, 04 Nov 2006 06:28:25 +0000, Uncle Vic wrote:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet CV (chris_vilela@hotmail.com)
made the light shine upon us with this:
K-Y jelly.
<SNORK>
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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"...otherwise, we're looking at the potential
of this kind of world:.... a world in which
oil reserves are controlled by radicals in order
to extract blackmail from the West..." [George Bush]
Wait... oil reserves?
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