How Did You Do That O Lord Jesus?



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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Not-easily-duped"
Date: 14 Oct 2003 01:00:37 PM
Object: How Did You Do That O Lord Jesus?
How did you make the sky run away from you like
a deer chased by a hog O Lord?
How did you make my eyes see through the roof a building...?
You did give me another pair of eyes right?
How did you do that?
Then our Lord softened His voice and proclaimed His name Je-su-u-u-us
above Atlanta.
And it was wonder. And it was mind-boggling Savior. And it was
Torah reading God Jesus.
So my soul rejoiced and I said to myself: O Lord it is good
that we stay in this part of Buckhead.
I shall go out and borrow some money from Greenpan so that I
may build three castles here. One for you, one for you and one for you.
And you Atlanta, if the voice which was heard in your midst had been heard
in Tyre and Sidon, they would have banned evolution from
their Learning Centers.
And if the name proclaimed in your midst had been proclaimed above
Sodome they would have closed down any school of evil teaching.
Come O Mighty Jesus for nations have gone their own way.
If anyone does not like Israel, let him be cursed.
Death to all liberals and atheists.
.

User: "Woden"

Title: Re: How Did You Do That O Lord Jesus? 14 Oct 2003 02:42:34 PM
(Not-easily-duped) wrote in
news:bbba7302.0310141000.3adf5709@posting.google.com:
(snip silly godsoaked *****)

If anyone does not like Israel, let him be cursed.
Death to all liberals and atheists.

Typical xian love and understanding.
--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political institution for the control of
people's thoughts, lives, and actions; based on
ancient myths and superstitions perpetrated through
generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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User: "Blast Femur"

Title: Re: How Did You Do That O Lord Jesus? 14 Oct 2003 08:15:29 PM
(Not-easily-duped) wrote in
news:bbba7302.0310141000.3adf5709@posting.google.com:

How did you make the sky run away from you like
a deer chased by a hog O Lord?
How did you make my eyes see through the roof a building...?
You did give me another pair of eyes right?
How did you do that?

Then our Lord softened His voice and proclaimed His name Je-su-u-u-us
above Atlanta.
And it was wonder. And it was mind-boggling Savior. And it was
Torah reading God Jesus.

So my soul rejoiced and I said to myself: O Lord it is good
that we stay in this part of Buckhead.
I shall go out and borrow some money from Greenpan so that I
may build three castles here. One for you, one for you and one for
you.

And you Atlanta, if the voice which was heard in your midst had been
heard in Tyre and Sidon, they would have banned evolution from
their Learning Centers.
And if the name proclaimed in your midst had been proclaimed above
Sodome they would have closed down any school of evil teaching.

Come O Mighty Jesus for nations have gone their own way.

If anyone does not like Israel, let him be cursed.
Death to all liberals and atheists.

Have you seen a doctor about your delusions and hallucinations?
--
Blast Femur
______________
So, what are you going to do with the first 18,547,387,259,122,090 years
of eternity?
.

User: "Paul Duca"

Title: Re: How Did You Do That O Lord Jesus? 19 Oct 2003 10:23:47 PM
Not-easily-duped wrote:

How did you make the sky run away from you like
a deer chased by a hog O Lord?
How did you make my eyes see through the roof a building...?
You did give me another pair of eyes right?
How did you do that?

Then our Lord softened His voice and proclaimed His name Je-su-u-u-us
above Atlanta.
And it was wonder. And it was mind-boggling Savior. And it was
Torah reading God Jesus.

So my soul rejoiced and I said to myself: O Lord it is good
that we stay in this part of Buckhead.
I shall go out and borrow some money from Greenpan so that I
may build three castles here. One for you, one for you and one for you.

If your Lord Jeesus gave a rat's ***** about you, He'd have given
you the money Himself.
Paul
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User: "Michelle Malkin"

Title: Re: How Did You Do That O Lord Jesus? 15 Oct 2003 03:49:05 AM
On 14 Oct 2003 11:00:37 -0700,

(Not-easily-duped) wrote:

How did you make the sky run away from you like
a deer chased by a hog O Lord?
How did you make my eyes see through the roof a building...?
You did give me another pair of eyes right?
How did you do that?

Then our Lord softened His voice and proclaimed His name Je-su-u-u-us
above Atlanta.
And it was wonder. And it was mind-boggling Savior. And it was
Torah reading God Jesus.

So my soul rejoiced and I said to myself: O Lord it is good
that we stay in this part of Buckhead.
I shall go out and borrow some money from Greenpan so that I
may build three castles here. One for you, one for you and one for you.

And you Atlanta, if the voice which was heard in your midst had been heard
in Tyre and Sidon, they would have banned evolution from
their Learning Centers.
And if the name proclaimed in your midst had been proclaimed above
Sodome they would have closed down any school of evil teaching.

Come O Mighty Jesus for nations have gone their own way.

If anyone does not like Israel, let him be cursed.
Death to all liberals and atheists.

You are definitely psychotic. I wouldn't want to be alone with you
anywhere. You aren't Christian; you use the evils of Christianity to
support your psychosis while ignoring any possible good that has
ever come out of it.. You are simply nuts.
.
User: "Barry OGrady"

Title: Re: How Did You Do That O Lord Jesus? 16 Oct 2003 09:51:37 PM
Yes, of lord, how did you make the world so corrupt and evil?
-Barry
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Web page: http://members.optusnet.com.au/~barry.og
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Voicemail/fax number +14136227640
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