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"Eris" |
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20 Mar 2006 03:45:05 PM |
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How do I make a Jesus diaper? |
My good friend and fundamentalist Christian is leaving as the head of
the YMCA here. We have had a lot of fun mocking each others beliefs.
He refereed to me as an evangelical atheist.
Anyway everyone likes him and are making a book of pictures to give
him.
There is a Seven foot Letter Y with the names of financial supporters
on it, that would make a perfect crucifix. Someone is making me a
crown of thorns from grape vines and we have fake blood. I need to
know how to make a Jesus diaper.
Thanks.
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| User: "Sanitys Little Helper" |
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| Title: Re: How do I make a Jesus diaper? |
21 Mar 2006 03:48:16 AM |
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Eris wrote:
I need to
know how to make a Jesus diaper.
Thanks.
1. Take 1 cotton double bed sheet.
2. Allow 1 lion and 1 lamb to sleep in it for 40 days and 40 nights.
3. Fold length ways
4. Wrap round loins, tucking each end tightly into the middle.
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| User: "Chris Johnson" |
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| Title: Re: How do I make a Jesus diaper? |
20 Mar 2006 04:59:34 PM |
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Eris wrote:
My good friend and fundamentalist Christian is leaving as the head of
the YMCA here. We have had a lot of fun mocking each others beliefs.
He refereed to me as an evangelical atheist.
Anyway everyone likes him and are making a book of pictures to give
him.
There is a Seven foot Letter Y with the names of financial supporters
on it, that would make a perfect crucifix. Someone is making me a
crown of thorns from grape vines and we have fake blood. I need to
know how to make a Jesus diaper.
I would get an overly large adult diaper and paint (or stencil) on the
back "King of the Jews".
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| User: "The Chief Instigator" |
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| Title: Re: How do I make a Jesus diaper? |
20 Mar 2006 05:20:14 PM |
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"Chris Johnson" <effigies@gmail.com> writes:
Eris wrote:
My good friend and fundamentalist Christian is leaving as the head of
the YMCA here. We have had a lot of fun mocking each others beliefs.
He refereed to me as an evangelical atheist.
Anyway everyone likes him and are making a book of pictures to give
him.
There is a Seven foot Letter Y with the names of financial supporters
on it, that would make a perfect crucifix. Someone is making me a
crown of thorns from grape vines and we have fake blood. I need to
know how to make a Jesus diaper.
I would get an overly large adult diaper and paint (or stencil) on the
back "King of the Jews".
That *would* be a hit over at 77th and South Lewis...;-)
--
Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (patrick@io.com) Houston, Texas
chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php (TCI's 2005-06 Houston Aeros)
LAST GAME: San Antonio 1, Houston 0 (OT) (March 19)
NEXT GAME: Thursday, March 23 at Omaha, 7:05
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: How do I make a Jesus diaper? |
20 Mar 2006 06:13:30 PM |
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On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 16:45:05 -0500, Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <2c8u12htmu4v2rls7r8cqr8i35hfc84k6g@4ax.com>
My good friend and fundamentalist Christian is leaving as the head of
the YMCA here. We have had a lot of fun mocking each others beliefs.
He refereed to me as an evangelical atheist.
Anyway everyone likes him and are making a book of pictures to give
him.
There is a Seven foot Letter Y with the names of financial supporters
on it, that would make a perfect crucifix. Someone is making me a
crown of thorns from grape vines and we have fake blood. I need to
know how to make a Jesus diaper.
Thanks.
Dunno, but does these help at all?
http://www.shopping.com/xPC-Jesus_Wig_And_Beard_Set
http://www.buycostumes.com/productdetail.aspx?productid=12412&CMP=KNC-shopping
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