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"zion-lion" |
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16 Nov 2007 10:15:04 AM |
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how do you confuse an atheist? |
ask him his Christian name!
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| User: "veritas" |
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| Title: Re: how do you confuse a Christian? |
21 Nov 2007 09:59:03 PM |
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On Nov 20, 6:16 pm, "Mark K. Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 10:20:43 +1030, Michael Gray wrote:
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 05:04:37 -0800 (PST), "The Most Reverend Dr. Hugh
Jarse NLAHN." <hugh.ja...@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
On Nov 16, 4:15 pm, zion-lion <damianjohnbr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Ask him to tell a joke.
Ask him to tell the truth?
No, then they make death threats...
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"How come God gets credit whenever something good happens? Where was he
when her heart stopped?"
- Dr. House
Mark, There has to be a god. Why else would Britney Spears be an
anagram of "Presbyterians"? Now, if that isn't proof what would
be? Ken
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"Truth does not give a damn what we conceive. We survive or perish
according to our ability to discern the truth correctly and act upon
it." - Ken www.veritasnovel.com
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: how do you confuse a Christian? |
22 Nov 2007 08:38:37 AM |
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On Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:59:03 -0800, veritas wrote:
On Nov 20, 6:16 pm, "Mark K. Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 10:20:43 +1030, Michael Gray wrote:
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 05:04:37 -0800 (PST), "The Most Reverend Dr. Hugh
Jarse NLAHN." <hugh.ja...@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
On Nov 16, 4:15 pm, zion-lion <damianjohnbr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Ask him to tell a joke.
Ask him to tell the truth?
No, then they make death threats...
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423 EAC Department of Linguistic
Subversion ------------------------------------------------------------
"How come God gets credit whenever something good happens? Where was he
when her heart stopped?"
- Dr. House
Mark, There has to be a god. Why else would Britney Spears be an
anagram of "Presbyterians"? Now, if that isn't proof what would be?
Ken
Wouldn't that be more of a sign of the end times?
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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“I confess I enjoy democracy immensely.
It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing.”
- H. L. Mencken
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| User: "veritas" |
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| Title: Re: how do you confuse a Christian? |
22 Nov 2007 06:07:42 PM |
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On Nov 22, 8:38 am, "Mark K. Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:59:03 -0800, veritas wrote:
On Nov 20, 6:16 pm, "Mark K. Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 10:20:43 +1030, Michael Gray wrote:
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 05:04:37 -0800 (PST), "The Most Reverend Dr. Hugh
Jarse NLAHN." <hugh.ja...@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
On Nov 16, 4:15 pm, zion-lion <damianjohnbr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Ask him to tell a joke.
Ask him to tell the truth?
No, then they make death threats...
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423 EAC Department of Linguistic
Subversion ------------------------------------------------------------
"How come God gets credit whenever something good happens? Where was he
when her heart stopped?"
- Dr. House
Mark, There has to be a god. Why else would Britney Spears be an
anagram of "Presbyterians"? Now, if that isn't proof what would be?
Ken
Wouldn't that be more of a sign of the end times?
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"I confess I enjoy democracy immensely.
It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing."
- H. L. Mencken- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
An excellent point. I had not thought of it in that perspective.
Yes, it might very well be. Where are the good guys supposed to be
again? I forget. Ken
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| User: "Syd M." |
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| Title: Re: how do you confuse a Christian? |
25 Nov 2007 01:40:31 AM |
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On Nov 22, 7:07 pm, veritas <khogan...@yahoo.com> wrote:
On Nov 22, 8:38 am, "Mark K. Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:59:03 -0800, veritas wrote:
On Nov 20, 6:16 pm, "Mark K. Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 10:20:43 +1030, Michael Gray wrote:
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 05:04:37 -0800 (PST), "The Most Reverend Dr. Hugh
Jarse NLAHN." <hugh.ja...@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
On Nov 16, 4:15 pm, zion-lion <damianjohnbr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Ask him to tell a joke.
Ask him to tell the truth?
No, then they make death threats...
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423 EAC Department of Linguistic
Subversion ------------------------------------------------------------
"How come God gets credit whenever something good happens? Where was he
when her heart stopped?"
- Dr. House
Mark, There has to be a god. Why else would Britney Spears be an
anagram of "Presbyterians"? Now, if that isn't proof what would be?
Ken
Wouldn't that be more of a sign of the end times?
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"I confess I enjoy democracy immensely.
It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing."
- H. L. Mencken- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
An excellent point. I had not thought of it in that perspective.
Yes, it might very well be. Where are the good guys supposed to be
again? I forget. Ken
The good guys are the team your on..
PDW
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| User: "Steve O" |
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| Title: Re: how do you confuse a Christian? |
22 Nov 2007 02:17:10 AM |
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Put him in a round room and tell him to pray in the corner?
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Steve O
a.a. #2240 (Apatheist Chapter)
B.A.A.W.A.
Convicted by Earthquack
"Believe the Bible! - Because all the works of modern science cannot equal
the wisdom of goat - sacrificing primitives who thought that all the animal
species in the world lived within walking distance of Noah's house."
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| User: "Smiler" |
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24 Nov 2007 08:07:18 PM |
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"Steve O" <hooray@nospamhere.thanks> wrote in message
news:5qks87F10fu20U1@mid.individual.net...
Put him in a round room and tell him to pray in the corner?
A church, local to me, is called the "Round Chapel" for an obvious reason,
it's circular in plan.
Set into the circular wall is a stone engraved with the words "This
cornerstone was laid by......" ????
Smiler,
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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24 Nov 2007 08:34:28 PM |
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On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 02:07:18 GMT, "Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com>
wrote:
"Steve O" <hooray@nospamhere.thanks> wrote in message
news:5qks87F10fu20U1@mid.individual.net...
Put him in a round room and tell him to pray in the corner?
A church, local to me, is called the "Round Chapel" for an obvious reason,
it's circular in plan.
Set into the circular wall is a stone engraved with the words "This
cornerstone was laid by......" ????
A pervert?
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| User: "Don Martin" |
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| Title: Re: how do you confuse a Christian? |
24 Nov 2007 09:17:45 PM |
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On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 13:04:28 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 02:07:18 GMT, "Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com>
wrote:
"Steve O" <hooray@nospamhere.thanks> wrote in message
news:5qks87F10fu20U1@mid.individual.net...
Put him in a round room and tell him to pray in the corner?
A church, local to me, is called the "Round Chapel" for an obvious reason,
it's circular in plan.
Set into the circular wall is a stone engraved with the words "This
cornerstone was laid by......" ????
A pervert?
Not Diamond ***** Nick, the Rock Raper?!?!!?
WOA (Wicked Old Atheist) #2278
If you can't be a dirty old man,
what is the point of being an old man?
Through a jaundiced eye darkly--rheum with a view.
The Squeeky Wheel http://home.comcast.net/~drdonmartin/
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: how do you confuse a Christian? |
24 Nov 2007 10:55:25 PM |
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On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 22:17:45 -0500, Don Martin
<drdonmartin@comcast.net> wrote:
On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 13:04:28 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 02:07:18 GMT, "Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com>
wrote:
"Steve O" <hooray@nospamhere.thanks> wrote in message
news:5qks87F10fu20U1@mid.individual.net...
Put him in a round room and tell him to pray in the corner?
A church, local to me, is called the "Round Chapel" for an obvious reason,
it's circular in plan.
Set into the circular wall is a stone engraved with the words "This
cornerstone was laid by......" ????
A pervert?
Not Diamond ***** Nick, the Rock Raper?!?!!?
How dare you blaspheme the name of the Pope!
May brimstone be your epitaph.
And marble at his grateness, whilst you gravel before his might!
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| User: "Don Martin" |
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| Title: Re: how do you confuse a Christian? |
25 Nov 2007 08:08:28 AM |
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On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 15:25:25 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 22:17:45 -0500, Don Martin
<drdonmartin@comcast.net> wrote:
On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 13:04:28 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 02:07:18 GMT, "Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com>
wrote:
"Steve O" <hooray@nospamhere.thanks> wrote in message
news:5qks87F10fu20U1@mid.individual.net...
Put him in a round room and tell him to pray in the corner?
A church, local to me, is called the "Round Chapel" for an obvious reason,
it's circular in plan.
Set into the circular wall is a stone engraved with the words "This
cornerstone was laid by......" ????
A pervert?
Not Diamond ***** Nick, the Rock Raper?!?!!?
How dare you blaspheme the name of the Pope!
May brimstone be your epitaph.
And marble at his grateness, whilst you gravel before his might!
Oh schist! you're taking me for granite.
WOA (Wicked Old Atheist) #2278
If you can't be a dirty old man,
what is the point of being an old man?
Through a jaundiced eye darkly--rheum with a view.
The Squeeky Wheel http://home.comcast.net/~drdonmartin/
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| User: "Smiler" |
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| Title: Re: how do you confuse a Christian? |
25 Nov 2007 09:05:26 PM |
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"Don Martin" <drdonmartin@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:410jk3d0384lmvqufu6oh1ksda8am2pf5k@4ax.com...
On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 15:25:25 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote:
On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 22:17:45 -0500, Don Martin
<drdonmartin@comcast.net> wrote:
On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 13:04:28 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote:
On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 02:07:18 GMT, "Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com>
wrote:
"Steve O" <hooray@nospamhere.thanks> wrote in message
news:5qks87F10fu20U1@mid.individual.net...
Put him in a round room and tell him to pray in the corner?
A church, local to me, is called the "Round Chapel" for an obvious
reason,
it's circular in plan.
Set into the circular wall is a stone engraved with the words "This
cornerstone was laid by......" ????
A pervert?
Not Diamond ***** Nick, the Rock Raper?!?!!?
How dare you blaspheme the name of the Pope!
May brimstone be your epitaph.
And marble at his grateness, whilst you gravel before his might!
Oh schist! you're taking me for granite.
Don't get yourself into a lava over it.
Smiler,
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: how do you confuse a Christian? |
25 Nov 2007 11:45:08 PM |
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On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 03:05:26 GMT, "Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com>
wrote:
"Don Martin" <drdonmartin@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:410jk3d0384lmvqufu6oh1ksda8am2pf5k@4ax.com...
On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 15:25:25 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote:
On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 22:17:45 -0500, Don Martin
<drdonmartin@comcast.net> wrote:
On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 13:04:28 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote:
On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 02:07:18 GMT, "Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com>
wrote:
"Steve O" <hooray@nospamhere.thanks> wrote in message
news:5qks87F10fu20U1@mid.individual.net...
Put him in a round room and tell him to pray in the corner?
A church, local to me, is called the "Round Chapel" for an obvious
reason,
it's circular in plan.
Set into the circular wall is a stone engraved with the words "This
cornerstone was laid by......" ????
A pervert?
Not Diamond ***** Nick, the Rock Raper?!?!!?
How dare you blaspheme the name of the Pope!
May brimstone be your epitaph.
And marble at his grateness, whilst you gravel before his might!
Oh schist! you're taking me for granite.
Don't get yourself into a lava over it.
Sings: "Lavas in the night, ba bada boom boom... la dadadee dad da..."
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| User: "Smiler" |
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| Title: Re: how do you confuse a Christian? |
26 Nov 2007 08:14:46 PM |
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"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:p9nkk3tm21n92q1f3e61il73m06u44bdru@4ax.com...
On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 03:05:26 GMT, "Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com>
wrote:
"Don Martin" <drdonmartin@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:410jk3d0384lmvqufu6oh1ksda8am2pf5k@4ax.com...
On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 15:25:25 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote:
On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 22:17:45 -0500, Don Martin
<drdonmartin@comcast.net> wrote:
On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 13:04:28 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote:
On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 02:07:18 GMT, "Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com>
wrote:
"Steve O" <hooray@nospamhere.thanks> wrote in message
news:5qks87F10fu20U1@mid.individual.net...
Put him in a round room and tell him to pray in the corner?
A church, local to me, is called the "Round Chapel" for an obvious
reason,
it's circular in plan.
Set into the circular wall is a stone engraved with the words "This
cornerstone was laid by......" ????
A pervert?
Not Diamond ***** Nick, the Rock Raper?!?!!?
How dare you blaspheme the name of the Pope!
May brimstone be your epitaph.
And marble at his grateness, whilst you gravel before his might!
Oh schist! you're taking me for granite.
Don't get yourself into a lava over it.
Sings: "Lavas in the night, ba bada boom boom... la dadadee dad da..."
That's "Stranglers in the Night" by Frank Sintered
Smiler,
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: how do you confuse a Christian? |
26 Nov 2007 09:15:37 PM |
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On Tue, 27 Nov 2007 02:14:46 GMT, "Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com>
wrote:
"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:p9nkk3tm21n92q1f3e61il73m06u44bdru@4ax.com...
On Mon, 26 Nov 2007 03:05:26 GMT, "Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com>
wrote:
"Don Martin" <drdonmartin@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:410jk3d0384lmvqufu6oh1ksda8am2pf5k@4ax.com...
On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 15:25:25 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote:
On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 22:17:45 -0500, Don Martin
<drdonmartin@comcast.net> wrote:
On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 13:04:28 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote:
On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 02:07:18 GMT, "Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com>
wrote:
"Steve O" <hooray@nospamhere.thanks> wrote in message
news:5qks87F10fu20U1@mid.individual.net...
Put him in a round room and tell him to pray in the corner?
A church, local to me, is called the "Round Chapel" for an obvious
reason,
it's circular in plan.
Set into the circular wall is a stone engraved with the words "This
cornerstone was laid by......" ????
A pervert?
Not Diamond ***** Nick, the Rock Raper?!?!!?
How dare you blaspheme the name of the Pope!
May brimstone be your epitaph.
And marble at his grateness, whilst you gravel before his might!
Oh schist! you're taking me for granite.
Don't get yourself into a lava over it.
Sings: "Lavas in the night, ba bada boom boom... la dadadee dad da..."
That's "Stranglers in the Night" by Frank Sintered
I thought that was Frank Sumatra, where Krakatoa is (or was)?
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: how do you confuse a Christian? |
25 Nov 2007 05:14:05 PM |
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On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 09:08:28 -0500, Don Martin
<drdonmartin@comcast.net> wrote:
On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 15:25:25 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 22:17:45 -0500, Don Martin
<drdonmartin@comcast.net> wrote:
On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 13:04:28 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 02:07:18 GMT, "Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com>
wrote:
"Steve O" <hooray@nospamhere.thanks> wrote in message
news:5qks87F10fu20U1@mid.individual.net...
Put him in a round room and tell him to pray in the corner?
A church, local to me, is called the "Round Chapel" for an obvious reason,
it's circular in plan.
Set into the circular wall is a stone engraved with the words "This
cornerstone was laid by......" ????
A pervert?
Not Diamond ***** Nick, the Rock Raper?!?!!?
How dare you blaspheme the name of the Pope!
May brimstone be your epitaph.
And marble at his grateness, whilst you gravel before his might!
Oh schist! you're taking me for granite.
Wilma! Open this door!
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: how do you confuse a Christian? |
17 Nov 2007 08:02:01 AM |
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On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 05:04:37 -0800 (PST), "The Most Reverend Dr. Hugh Jarse
NLAHN." <hugh.jarse@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
On Nov 16, 4:15 pm, zion-lion <damianjohnbr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Ask him to tell a joke.
I just say "yangie poo poo".
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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| User: "Syd M." |
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17 Nov 2007 10:34:14 AM |
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On Nov 17, 9:02 am, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote:
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 05:04:37 -0800 (PST), "The Most Reverend Dr. Hugh Jarse
NLAHN." <hugh.ja...@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
On Nov 16, 4:15 pm, zion-lion <damianjohnbr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Ask him to tell a joke.
I just say "yangie poo poo".
Every time you post, Dork, you tell a joke.
Not great jokes, granted..
PDW
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| User: "Smiler" |
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17 Nov 2007 05:23:42 PM |
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"Syd M." <pdwright42@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:345db374-e13c-438f-8925-41113267a046@f13g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
On Nov 17, 9:02 am, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote:
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 05:04:37 -0800 (PST), "The Most Reverend Dr. Hugh
Jarse
NLAHN." <hugh.ja...@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
On Nov 16, 4:15 pm, zion-lion <damianjohnbr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Ask him to tell a joke.
I just say "yangie poo poo".
Every time you post, Dork, you tell a joke.
Not great jokes, granted..
Wadya mean 'tell a joke'?
He is a joke!
Smiler,
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
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| User: "Syd M." |
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| Title: Re: how do you confuse a Christian? |
18 Nov 2007 03:00:31 AM |
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On Nov 17, 6:23 pm, "Smiler" <Smi...@Joe.King.com> wrote:
"Syd M." <pdwrigh...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:345db374-e13c-438f-8925-41113267a046@f13g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...> On Nov 17, 9:02 am, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote:
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 05:04:37 -0800 (PST), "The Most Reverend Dr. Hugh
Jarse
NLAHN." <hugh.ja...@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
On Nov 16, 4:15 pm, zion-lion <damianjohnbr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Ask him to tell a joke.
I just say "yangie poo poo".
Every time you post, Dork, you tell a joke.
Not great jokes, granted..
Wadya mean 'tell a joke'?
He is a joke!
And the even funnier thing is, he doesn't get it!!
PDW
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: how do you confuse a Christian? |
18 Nov 2007 03:39:53 AM |
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On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 01:00:31 -0800 (PST), "Syd M."
<pdwright42@yahoo.com> wrote:
On Nov 17, 6:23 pm, "Smiler" <Smi...@Joe.King.com> wrote:
"Syd M." <pdwrigh...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:345db374-e13c-438f-8925-41113267a046@f13g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...> On Nov 17, 9:02 am, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote:
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 05:04:37 -0800 (PST), "The Most Reverend Dr. Hugh
Jarse
NLAHN." <hugh.ja...@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
On Nov 16, 4:15 pm, zion-lion <damianjohnbr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Ask him to tell a joke.
I just say "yangie poo poo".
Every time you post, Dork, you tell a joke.
Not great jokes, granted..
Wadya mean 'tell a joke'?
He is a joke!
And the even funnier thing is, he doesn't get it!!
Not even once a fortnight!
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| User: "Smiler" |
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| Title: Re: how do you confuse a Christian? |
18 Nov 2007 06:18:39 PM |
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"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:7220k3h50ecdq0mra8fle4hmd8c74e0t9m@4ax.com...
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 01:00:31 -0800 (PST), "Syd M."
<pdwright42@yahoo.com> wrote:
On Nov 17, 6:23 pm, "Smiler" <Smi...@Joe.King.com> wrote:
"Syd M." <pdwrigh...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:345db374-e13c-438f-8925-41113267a046@f13g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...>
On Nov 17, 9:02 am, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote:
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 05:04:37 -0800 (PST), "The Most Reverend Dr. Hugh
Jarse
NLAHN." <hugh.ja...@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
On Nov 16, 4:15 pm, zion-lion <damianjohnbr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Ask him to tell a joke.
I just say "yangie poo poo".
Every time you post, Dork, you tell a joke.
Not great jokes, granted..
Wadya mean 'tell a joke'?
He is a joke!
And the even funnier thing is, he doesn't get it!!
Not even once a fortnight!
Never has and probably never will.
Smiler,
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
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| User: "veritas" |
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| Title: Re: how do you confuse a Christian? |
18 Nov 2007 09:42:42 PM |
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On Nov 18, 3:39 am, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 01:00:31 -0800 (PST), "Syd M."
<pdwrigh...@yahoo.com> wrote:
On Nov 17, 6:23 pm, "Smiler" <Smi...@Joe.King.com> wrote:
"Syd M." <pdwrigh...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:345db374-e13c-438f-8925-41113267a046@f13g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...> On Nov 17, 9:02 am, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote:
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 05:04:37 -0800 (PST), "The Most Reverend Dr. Hugh
Jarse
NLAHN." <hugh.ja...@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
On Nov 16, 4:15 pm, zion-lion <damianjohnbr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Ask him to tell a joke.
I just say "yangie poo poo".
Every time you post, Dork, you tell a joke.
Not great jokes, granted..
Wadya mean 'tell a joke'?
He is a joke!
And the even funnier thing is, he doesn't get it!!
Not even once a fortnight!- Hide quoted text -
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And still, you don't have the courage to answer my post on Why Mormons
Exist?
Ken (Veritas)
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: how do you confuse a Christian? |
21 Nov 2007 11:01:01 PM |
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Smiler wrote:
"Syd M." <pdwright42@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:345db374-e13c-438f-8925-41113267a046@f13g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
On Nov 17, 9:02 am, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote:
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 05:04:37 -0800 (PST), "The Most Reverend Dr. Hugh
Jarse
NLAHN." <hugh.ja...@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
On Nov 16, 4:15 pm, zion-lion <damianjohnbr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Ask him to tell a joke.
I just say "yangie poo poo".
Every time you post, Dork, you tell a joke.
Not great jokes, granted..
Wadya mean 'tell a joke'?
He is a joke!
Smiler,
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
Edmund: What is it?
Percy [reverently]: A bone from the finger of our Lord. It cost me
thirty-one pieces of silver.
Edmund: Good Lord. Is it real?
Percy: It is, my lord. You stand amazed, Baldrick.
Baldrick: I am. I thought they only came in boxes of ten.
~dialogue,'The Archbishop', BlackAdder.
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: how do you confuse a Christian? |
21 Nov 2007 10:59:02 PM |
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"Syd M." wrote:
On Nov 17, 9:02 am, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote:
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 05:04:37 -0800 (PST), "The Most Reverend Dr. Hugh Jarse
NLAHN." <hugh.ja...@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
On Nov 16, 4:15 pm, zion-lion <damianjohnbr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Ask him to tell a joke.
I just say "yangie poo poo".
Every time you post, Dork, you tell a joke.
Not great jokes, granted..
.....sick jokes - springs to mind, but not this one:
If you hear voices you're schizoid. If you hear God's voice you're chosen.
[Al Klein Sept 2007]
PDW
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| User: "Syd M." |
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| Title: Re: how do you confuse a Christian? |
25 Nov 2007 01:39:55 AM |
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On Nov 21, 11:59 pm, bob young <alaspect...@netvigator.com> wrote:
"Syd M." wrote:
On Nov 17, 9:02 am, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote:
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 05:04:37 -0800 (PST), "The Most Reverend Dr. Hugh Jarse
NLAHN." <hugh.ja...@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
On Nov 16, 4:15 pm, zion-lion <damianjohnbr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Ask him to tell a joke.
I just say "yangie poo poo".
Every time you post, Dork, you tell a joke.
Not great jokes, granted..
....sick jokes - springs to mind, but not this one:
If you hear voices you're schizoid. If you hear God's voice you're chosen.
[Al Klein Sept 2007]
Heh.. And in fundie circles, that joke is all too common..
PDW
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: how do you confuse a Christian? |
21 Nov 2007 10:56:01 PM |
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duke wrote:
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 05:04:37 -0800 (PST), "The Most Reverend Dr. Hugh Jarse
NLAHN." <hugh.jarse@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
On Nov 16, 4:15 pm, zion-lion <damianjohnbr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Ask him to tell a joke.
I just say "yangie poo poo".
"For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that
whosoever would believe in him would probably believe just about
anything." [Unknown]
Makes a little more sense than that childish stuff of yours methinks.
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
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| User: "Neil Kelsey" |
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| Title: Re: how do you confuse an atheist? |
16 Nov 2007 03:28:28 PM |
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On Nov 16, 8:15 am, zion-lion <damianjohnbr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
ask him his Christian name!
I'm confused as to why you'd want to say dorky things like this, is
that what you're getting at?
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: how do you confuse an atheist? |
17 Nov 2007 08:07:54 AM |
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On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:28:28 -0800 (PST), Neil Kelsey <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com>
wrote:
On Nov 16, 8:15 am, zion-lion <damianjohnbr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
ask him his Christian name!
I'm confused as to why you'd want to say dorky things like this, is
that what you're getting at?
Zoooooooooooooooooooooooom over your head.
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
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| User: "Virgil" |
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| Title: Re: how do you confuse an atheist? |
17 Nov 2007 01:52:42 PM |
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In article <edttj3tm1m0k5gc9svojnjatr87nckcjun@4ax.com>,
duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:28:28 -0800 (PST), Neil Kelsey
<neil_kelsey@hotmail.com>
wrote:
On Nov 16, 8:15 am, zion-lion <damianjohnbr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
ask him his Christian name!
I'm confused as to why you'd want to say dorky things like this, is
that what you're getting at?
Zoooooooooooooooooooooooom over your head.
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
And praying to the hypothetical is the most perfect form of
self-deception.
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| User: "Neil Kelsey" |
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| Title: Re: how do you confuse an atheist? |
17 Nov 2007 02:52:36 PM |
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On Nov 17, 6:07 am, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote:
On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:28:28 -0800 (PST), Neil Kelsey <neil_kel...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
On Nov 16, 8:15 am, zion-lion <damianjohnbr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
ask him his Christian name!
I'm confused as to why you'd want to say dorky things like this, is
that what you're getting at?
Zoooooooooooooooooooooooom over your head.
Thank you for that word from the sarcasm-impaired...and now back to
our program.
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| User: "Elf M. Sternberg" |
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| Title: Re: how do you confuse an atheist? |
19 Nov 2007 11:44:54 AM |
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zion-lion <damianjohnbrown@yahoo.co.uk> writes:
ask him his Christian name!
"Matthew."
What's your point?
Elf
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Elf M. Sternberg, Immanentizing the Eschaton since 1988
http://www.pendorwright.com/
"You know how some people treat their body like a temple?
I treat mine like issa amusement park!" - Kei
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| User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor" |
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| Title: Re: how do you confuse an atheist? |
16 Nov 2007 10:44:09 AM |
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zion-lion wrote:
ask him his Christian name!
Don't have one, you lose.
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There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
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Rev. Karl E. Taylor http://www.secularity.com/ktayloraz
A.A #1143 http://azhotops.blogspot.com/
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
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