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Religions > Atheism |
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"footybet" |
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06 Jan 2005 08:45:17 AM |
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how do you fool an atheist? |
tell him there is no God!
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| User: "Gary Bohn" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
06 Jan 2005 09:58:01 AM |
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"Little Me" <soul.lover@ntlworld.com> wrote in
news:fgcDd.197$Hb3.65@newsfe5-win.ntli.net:
tell him there is no God!
Question
How do you fool a Christian?
Answer:
You don't have to, he's already a fool for being one.
Here's another. . .
Question:
How do you know we are not tracing you by your IP address, in an
attempt to find out where you live so we can send you horrible things
in the mail?
Answer:
You don't
Back for more from the wolves are you FootyBet? Watch out, we gobble
little sheep like you for breakfast . .
Then spit them out because they taste so ...baaaaad.
--
Gary Bohn
"Education is the ability listen to almost anything without losing your
temper."
Robert Frost
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| User: "Little Me" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
06 Jan 2005 12:27:29 PM |
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Back for more from the wolves are you FootyBet? Watch out, we gobble
little sheep like you for breakfast . .
Then spit them out because they taste so ...baaaaad.
*blank* . . . . . . . . . . . . .*tumbleweed blows down the silent street*
:-)
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| User: "Gary Bohn" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
06 Jan 2005 01:24:47 PM |
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"Little Me" <soul.lover@ntlworld.com> wrote in
news:lqfDd.394$Hb3.341@newsfe5-win.ntli.net:
Back for more from the wolves are you FootyBet? Watch out, we
gobble little sheep like you for breakfast . .
Then spit them out because they taste so ...baaaaad.
*blank* . . . . . . . . . . . . .*tumbleweed blows down the silent
street*
:-)
Gary walks off into the sunset, mumbling to himself, his head hung
sheepishly...
--
Gary Bohn
"Education is the ability listen to almost anything without losing your
temper."
Robert Frost
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| User: "Little Me" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
07 Jan 2005 02:17:06 AM |
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Gary walks off into the sunset, mumbling to himself, his head hung
sheepishly...
Aww Gaz, come back, I have a box of choxs to share!
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| User: "Gary Bohn" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
08 Jan 2005 01:11:47 PM |
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"Little Me" <soul.lover@ntlworld.com> wrote in
news:6ArDd.182$AM2.2@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net:
Gary walks off into the sunset, mumbling to himself, his head hung
sheepishly...
Aww Gaz, come back, I have a box of choxs to share!
Ah, the magic word...chox. Be there in a minute.
--
apatriot #23, aa #1779, Grand Poobah (Pubbah)(Hell! head honcho), EAC
Department of Oxygen Deprivation Responsible for brain damage
everywhere!
Gary Bohn
Conservatism is the political philosophy that it ain't broke so don't
try to fix it. Therefore, if that is indeed how it is, that is what
ought to be.
The Wilkins
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| User: "Little Me" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
08 Jan 2005 01:47:41 PM |
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Aww Gaz, come back, I have a box of choxs to share!
Ah, the magic word...chox. Be there in a minute.
--
apatriot #23, aa #1779, Grand Poobah (Pubbah)(Hell! head honcho), EAC
Department of Oxygen Deprivation Responsible for brain damage
everywhere!
:-*
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| User: "Gary Bohn" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
08 Jan 2005 07:02:31 PM |
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"Little Me" <soul.lover@ntlworld.com> wrote in
news:xNWDd.193$r72.136@newsfe3-gui.ntli.net:
Aww Gaz, come back, I have a box of choxs to share!
Ah, the magic word...chox. Be there in a minute.
--
apatriot #23, aa #1779, Grand Poobah (Pubbah)(Hell! head honcho), EAC
Department of Oxygen Deprivation Responsible for brain damage
everywhere!
:-*
Since I'm such an incredibly shy person, I have no idea how to respond
to this. ;->
--
apatriot #23, aa #1779, Grand Poobah (Pubbah)(Hell! head honcho), EAC
Department of Oxygen Deprivation Responsible for brain damage
everywhere!
Gary Bohn
Conservatism is the political philosophy that it ain't broke so don't
try to fix it. Therefore, if that is indeed how it is, that is what
ought to be.
The Wilkins
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| User: "footybet" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
06 Jan 2005 09:02:23 AM |
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I am in Blackburn Library so here's a clue to what I look like
http://www.footybet.net/
I am just about to move actually, to a shop where I am setting up a
Bookshop and Internet Cafe
you are all welcome, once in the UK, but I may get to America soon if
it picks up
you can see my logo at http://www.phpexpert.org/ at the bottom of the
page
there is a Chritian Aid Shop a couple of doors away
I am going to do something really bad to them, like buy all their books
!!!
Anyway, if I get a "horrible thing in the mail", I will kind of know it
is from you, Little Me
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
06 Jan 2005 09:21:45 AM |
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"footybet" <damian@bleachboys.com> wrote in message
news:1105023743.442672.138800@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
I am in Blackburn Library so here's a clue to what I look like
http://www.footybet.net/
You're a bookie?!?!?!?!?! Doesn't Jesus frown on that sort of thing?!?
I am just about to move actually, to a shop where I am setting up a
Bookshop and Internet Cafe
you are all welcome, once in the UK, but I may get to America soon if
it picks up
you can see my logo at http://www.phpexpert.org/ at the bottom of the
page
there is a Chritian Aid Shop a couple of doors away
I am going to do something really bad to them, like buy all their books
!!!
Anyway, if I get a "horrible thing in the mail", I will kind of know it
is from you, Little Me
Oooooooooookay <call the police!>
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Little Me" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
06 Jan 2005 09:26:34 AM |
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I am just about to move actually, to a shop where I am setting up a
Bookshop and Internet Cafe
you are all welcome, once in the UK, but I may get to America soon if
it picks up
you can see my logo at http://www.phpexpert.org/ at the bottom of the
page
there is a Chritian Aid Shop a couple of doors away
I am going to do something really bad to them, like buy all their books
!!!
Anyway, if I get a "horrible thing in the mail", I will kind of know it
is from you, Little Me
Awwwww . . . . . . how do you know "Little Me" even exists
MWHAHAHAHAHA!
Boo! ;-)
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| User: "Gary Bohn" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
06 Jan 2005 10:32:39 AM |
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"Little Me" <soul.lover@ntlworld.com> wrote in
news:KMcDd.343$PE.318@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net:
I am just about to move actually, to a shop where I am setting up a
Bookshop and Internet Cafe
you are all welcome, once in the UK, but I may get to America soon if
it picks up
you can see my logo at http://www.phpexpert.org/ at the bottom of the
page
there is a Chritian Aid Shop a couple of doors away
I am going to do something really bad to them, like buy all their
books !!!
Anyway, if I get a "horrible thing in the mail", I will kind of know
it is from you, Little Me
Awwwww . . . . . . how do you know "Little Me" even exists
MWHAHAHAHAHA!
Boo! ;-)
The EAC has you listed. There you are, 42nd from the top.
Oops, my bad. There is no EAC! There isn't. No sirree bob.
--
Gary Bohn
"Education is the ability listen to almost anything without losing your
temper."
Robert Frost
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| User: "Little Me" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
06 Jan 2005 12:27:28 PM |
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The EAC has you listed. There you are, 42nd from the top.
Oops, my bad. There is no EAC! There isn't. No sirree bob.
--
Gary Bohn
Hehehehe . . .
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| User: "Jos Flachs" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
06 Jan 2005 07:14:45 PM |
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On 6 Jan 2005 07:02:23 -0800, "footybet" <damian@bleachboys.com>
wrote:
I am in Blackburn Library so here's a clue to what I look like
http://www.footybet.net/
I am just about to move actually, to a shop where I am setting up a
Bookshop and Internet Cafe
you are all welcome, once in the UK, but I may get to America soon if
it picks up
you can see my logo at http://www.phpexpert.org/ at the bottom of the
page
there is a Chritian Aid Shop a couple of doors away
I am going to do something really bad to them, like buy all their books
!!!
Anyway, if I get a "horrible thing in the mail", I will kind of know it
is from you, Little Me
Really? What about if kind of me would send it? Or kind of someone
else?
But I kind of understand that 'proof' doesn't mean a lot to xtians
anyway.
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| User: "sanguinevikings" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
06 Jan 2005 10:06:57 AM |
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footybet wrote:
I am in Blackburn Library
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
06 Jan 2005 09:47:11 AM |
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footybet wrote:
I am in Blackburn Library so here's a clue to what I look like
http://www.footybet.net/
you look like a typical pencil necked geek that needs a shave and a
haircut, does jesus know you're a bleedin parasite taking money from
poor people who should be using it for better things like paying the
rent, buying food for the wife and children and for beer and drugs?
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| User: "Andrew Lias" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
06 Jan 2005 01:46:21 PM |
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footybet wrote:
I am in Blackburn Library so here's a clue to what I look like
http://www.footybet.net/
Not to be catty, but might I suggest two things: shampoo and
conditioner?
--
Andrew Lias
http://andrewlias.blogspot.com
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| User: "Marvin" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
06 Jan 2005 04:32:47 PM |
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"Andrew Lias" <anrwlias@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1105040781.712667.87390@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
footybet wrote:
I am in Blackburn Library so here's a clue to what I look
like
http://www.footybet.net/
Is that Blackburn College at Carlinville, IL?
Not to be catty, but might I suggest two things: shampoo and
conditioner?
--
Andrew Lias
http://andrewlias.blogspot.com
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| User: "Les Hellawell" |
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07 Jan 2005 03:56:16 AM |
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On Thu, 6 Jan 2005 16:32:47 -0600, "Marvin" <marvin2@fogstarband.net>
wrote:
"Andrew Lias" <anrwlias@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1105040781.712667.87390@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
footybet wrote:
I am in Blackburn Library so here's a clue to what I look
like
http://www.footybet.net/
Is that Blackburn College at Carlinville, IL?
There is only one Blackburn the rest are US copies.
--
Les Hellawell
greetings from
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
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| User: "stoney" |
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09 Jan 2005 04:22:28 PM |
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On Thu, 6 Jan 2005 16:32:47 -0600, "Marvin" <marvin2@fogstarband.net>
wrote:
"Andrew Lias" <anrwlias@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1105040781.712667.87390@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
footybet wrote:
I am in Blackburn Library so here's a clue to what I look
like
http://www.footybet.net/
Is that Blackburn College at Carlinville, IL?
U.K., fortunately.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "Marvin" |
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09 Jan 2005 05:27:39 PM |
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"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
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On Thu, 6 Jan 2005 16:32:47 -0600, "Marvin"
<marvin2@fogstarband.net>
wrote:
"Andrew Lias" <anrwlias@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1105040781.712667.87390@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
footybet wrote:
I am in Blackburn Library so here's a clue to what I
look
like
http://www.footybet.net/
Is that Blackburn College at Carlinville, IL?
U.K., fortunately.
Thanks. I thought I must have missed something obvious and
went back to check his email address for the uk I've seen in
others, but it's not there. I see the "from £9.99" on the
website now that I look, but I'm used to being able to spot
tags like .uk and .au. Is there another way to tell?
By the way, is this the same Damian who posted often about his
new outlook on religion a year or so ago? Wasn't he writing a
book or something?
--
Marvin
To reply, burn off fog.
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| User: "stoney" |
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10 Jan 2005 09:35:37 PM |
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On Sun, 9 Jan 2005 17:27:39 -0600, "Marvin" <marvin2@fogstarband.net>
wrote:
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:nkb3u0tom3qdubhfm8lh7bmqrr947peg22@4ax.com...
On Thu, 6 Jan 2005 16:32:47 -0600, "Marvin"
<marvin2@fogstarband.net>
wrote:
"Andrew Lias" <anrwlias@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1105040781.712667.87390@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
footybet wrote:
I am in Blackburn Library so here's a clue to what I
look
like
http://www.footybet.net/
Is that Blackburn College at Carlinville, IL?
U.K., fortunately.
Thanks.
Welcome.
I thought I must have missed something obvious and
went back to check his email address for the uk I've seen in
others, but it's not there. I see the "from £9.99" on the
website now that I look, but I'm used to being able to spot
tags like .uk and .au. Is there another way to tell?
In this particular case, the poster had indicated living in the UK.
As to your question, becoming a bit familiar with such as this:
From: "Little Me" <soul.lover@ntlworld.com>
ntlworld is the UK as is BTinternet. IIRC, there's two or three
others, too.
By the way, is this the same Damian who posted often about his
new outlook on religion a year or so ago? Wasn't he writing a
book or something?
I have no idea.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "Jez" |
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07 Jan 2005 11:43:32 AM |
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footybet wrote:
I am in Blackburn Library so here's a clue to what I look like
http://www.footybet.net/
You need to shave dude.
--
Jez
'Realism is seductive because once you have accepted the reasonable
notion that you should base your actions on reality, you are too often
led to accept, without much questioning, someone else's version of what
that reality is. It is a crucial act of independent thinking to be
skeptical of someone else's description of reality.'-
Howard Zinn
NFS Underground2, Americas Army And MOH-PA
yahoo ID: hellward2004
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| User: "Dubh Ghall" |
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07 Jan 2005 05:07:17 PM |
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On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 14:51:55 GMT, "Little Me" <soul.lover@ntlworld.com> wrote:
tell him there is no God!
Question
How do you fool a Christian?
Answer:
You don't have to, he's already a fool for being one.
Here's another. . .
Question:
How do you know we are not tracing you by your IP address, in an attempt to
find out where you live so we can send you horrible things in the mail?
Answer:
You don't
He does now.
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| User: "duke" |
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07 Jan 2005 05:01:22 PM |
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On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 14:51:55 GMT, "Little Me" <soul.lover@ntlworld.com> wrote:
tell him there is no God!
Question
How do you fool a Christian?
Answer:
You don't have to, he's already a fool for being one.
Yet we are the ones expressing our desire to share in the love and glory of God
for all eternity, and you atheists are trying for the hotfoot.
Now who's the fool.
Here's another. . .
ok
Question:
How do you know we are not tracing you by your IP address, in an attempt to
find out where you live so we can send you horrible things in the mail?
Answer:
You don't
It's not exactly my city address. Now what?
Back for more from the wolves are you FootyBet? Watch out, we gobble little
sheep like you for breakfast . .
And the dino stomps on your empty 6 inches between your ears.
duke
*****
Matthew 7
21"Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,'
will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he
who does the will of my Father who is in heaven.
*****
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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06 Jan 2005 10:49:29 PM |
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In our last episode
<1105022717.541867.65560@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>, footybet lept out
of the bushes shouting:
tell him there is no God!
We already *know that.
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
09 Jan 2005 04:20:02 PM |
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On 6 Jan 2005 06:45:17 -0800, "footybet" <damian@bleachboys.com>
wrote:
tell him there is no God!
<blink>
*****, you're the epitome of ignorance and idiocy.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
06 Jan 2005 06:55:51 PM |
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On 6 Jan 2005 06:45:17 -0800, "footybet" <damian@bleachboys.com>
wrote:
How do you keep a looney in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow.
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| User: "Dubh Ghall" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
07 Jan 2005 05:06:29 PM |
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The same way that you would fool anybody else, I suppose.
By dishonesty.
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| User: "sanguinevikings" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
06 Jan 2005 09:06:28 AM |
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footybet wrote:
tell him there is no God!
If you told me that I might be fooled for an instant into thinking you
had suddenly become sane.
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| User: "footybet" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
06 Jan 2005 09:09:38 AM |
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all of a sudden I have become sane
without me looking at dictionary.com, can you tell me what sanguine
means?
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