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"footybet" |
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06 Jan 2005 02:45:17 PM |
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how do you fool an atheist? |
tell him there is no God!
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
07 Jan 2005 12:03:12 AM |
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"footybet" <damian@bleachboys.com> wrote in
news:1105022717.541867.65560@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
tell him there is no God!
I don't get it.
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Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Hurl, hurl, door gong's oil hair!
Wart inhale dough way cur?
Wart inhale dough way cur?
Hurl, hurl, door gong's oil hair!
Wart inhale dough way cur, nor?
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
06 Jan 2005 02:59:57 PM |
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"footybet" <damian@bleachboys.com> wrote in message
news:1105022717.541867.65560@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
tell him there is no God!
You stopped taking your medication?
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "footybet" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
06 Jan 2005 03:06:33 PM |
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I have run out of meds Robyn
I have missed my procyclidine (combats side effects)
I took my Amisulpride (anti-psychotic)
I have missed my Depakote (combats manic depression)
I feel fine, but will miss them tonight to knock me out to sleep
but I have some homebrew to do that
alternatively I may just stay up all night, reading my Holy Bible
Keep up the good humour !!!
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
06 Jan 2005 03:22:57 PM |
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"footybet" <damian@bleachboys.com> wrote in message
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I have run out of meds Robyn
Really? No kidding.
I have missed my procyclidine (combats side effects)
I took my Amisulpride (anti-psychotic)
I have missed my Depakote (combats manic depression)
I feel fine, but will miss them tonight to knock me out to sleep
but I have some homebrew to do that
alternatively I may just stay up all night, reading my Holy Bible
Yes, that's certainly boring enough to be ANYONE to sleep.
Keep up the good humour !!!
No problem (hoo boy)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
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| User: "Little Me" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
06 Jan 2005 03:28:20 PM |
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I have run out of meds Robyn
I have missed my procyclidine (combats side effects)
I took my Amisulpride (anti-psychotic)
I have missed my Depakote (combats manic depression)
I feel fine, but will miss them tonight to knock me out to sleep
but I have some homebrew to do that
alternatively I may just stay up all night, reading my Holy Bible
Keep up the good humour !!!
Go to a chemist store and buy some "Nytol" 1 a night, they will help you
sleep.
Because seriously, I am starting to get worried about you now.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
07 Jan 2005 04:50:59 AM |
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In our last episode
<1105023993.633217.33140@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>, footybet lept out
of the bushes shouting:
I have run out of meds
This explains much.
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Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "CQMMAN" |
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06 Jan 2005 03:20:22 PM |
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footybet <damian@bleachboys.com> wrote:
alternatively I may just stay up all night, reading my Holy Bible
Keep up the good humour !!!
Well, that is certainly enough to put anyone to sleep!
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Saddam has continued to produce them, that he has existing and active
military plans for the use of chemical and biological weapons, which
could be activated within 45 minutes
- Tony Blair on Saddam 24/9/02
"For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the
great and enduring alliances of modern times."
George W Bush -Tokyo, Japan, Feb. 18, 2002
suicide bombing is not a belief
-CrazyAlec (internet spook)
"I hear there's rumors on the Internets"
- George W Bush -Oct. 9, 2004
Even today I am willing to volunteer to do the dirty work for Israel, to
kill as many Arabs as necessary, to deport them, to expel and burn
them, to have everyone hate us, to pull the rug from underneath the
feet of the Diaspora Jews, so that they will be forced to run to us
crying. Even if it means blowing up one or two synagogues here and
there, I don't care. -- Ariel Sharon, interviewed by Amos Oz (published
in the Israeli daily Davar, DEC 17, 1982
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| User: "Clayton Shot J.R.!" |
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06 Jan 2005 11:32:00 PM |
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footybet <damian@bleachboys.com> wrote:
Please don't feed the attention seeking troll. Thank you.
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| User: "" |
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06 Jan 2005 09:03:12 PM |
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footybet wrote:
I have run out of meds Robyn
I have missed my procyclidine (combats side effects)
I took my Amisulpride (anti-psychotic)
I have missed my Depakote (combats manic depression)
I feel fine, but will miss them tonight to knock me out to sleep
but I have some homebrew to do that
alternatively I may just stay up all night, reading my Holy Bible
I believe you've just explained everything I ever needed to know about
you...
PLONK!
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| User: "jwk" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
06 Jan 2005 04:05:18 PM |
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footybet wrote:
I have run out of meds Robyn
I have missed my procyclidine (combats side effects)
I took my Amisulpride (anti-psychotic)
I have missed my Depakote (combats manic depression)
I feel fine, but will miss them tonight to knock me out to sleep
but I have some homebrew to do that
alternatively I may just stay up all night, reading my Holy Bible
Keep up the good humour !!!
Don't be a damn fool! Even if you *were fine, and taking all those
meds, going off them would send you into a very bad place. If you
don't need them, get your doctor to help you get off them.
Anyone with a mental condition *thinks they feel fine, and that they
will be all right. Don't fall for that trap. You will hallucinate all
sorts of stuff, then *insist that it all really happened. There is no
way you can distinguish reality from fantasy if you stop your meds
suddenly like that and the consequences could be grave. Even after you
are back on your medication, you won't know what really happened and
what didn't.
Your bible and/or homebrew is no substitution for good pharmacology!
jwk
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| User: "footybet" |
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06 Jan 2005 05:59:11 PM |
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Don't be a damn fool! Even if you *were fine, and taking all those
meds, going off them would send you into a very bad place. If you
don't need them, get your doctor to help you get off them.
Anyone with a mental condition *thinks they feel fine, and that they
will be all right. Don't fall for that trap. You will hallucinate all
sorts of stuff, then *insist that it all really happened. There is no
way you can distinguish reality from fantasy if you stop your meds
suddenly like that and the consequences could be grave. Even after you
are back on your medication, you won't know what really happened and
what didn't.
Your bible and/or homebrew is no substitution for good pharmacology!
jwk
I know my tolerance level better than anyone
If I go five days without medication I go seriously psychotic but I
don't have hallucinations
one day will not affect me
I do not want to come off medication, as it is a physical illlness not
mental as confirmed by my Consultant Psychiatrist
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
06 Jan 2005 09:08:15 PM |
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footybet wrote:
I know my tolerance level better than anyone
If I go five days without medication I go seriously psychotic
You're in the wrong NG, you should be posting to
alt.support.religiously.insane. sorry we dont do that here.
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| User: "kathryn" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
06 Jan 2005 06:02:34 PM |
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"footybet" <damian@bleachboys.com> wrote in message
news:1105022717.541867.65560@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
tell him there is no God!
there isn't
does this have a point?
Kathryn
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| User: "Gary Bohn" |
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06 Jan 2005 07:54:06 PM |
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"kathryn" <bob@bobbybobbobthebobster.com> wrote in
news:crjufp$cle$1@titan.btinternet.com:
"footybet" <damian@bleachboys.com> wrote in message
news:1105022717.541867.65560@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
tell him there is no God!
there isn't
does this have a point?
Kathryn
Are you sure? About there being no God I mean.
The reason I ask is because a few years ago - too many to admit to with
a straight face - while walking downtown in my home town I was
approached by a panhandler who asked for a quarter for coffee. After
informing him that coffee cost $1.50, not a quarter, and that he should
please get his facts straight, and then getting him to promise not to
use the money for booze, I flipped him a toonie ($2.00C). He thanked God
and me, in that order, and proceeded to promise me that God would reward
me for my generosity.
Being an impatient sort, I checked for my reward the next day only to
find it hadn't come yet. Every day for a week I checked, and still no
reward. By this point, I was getting a bit pissed at this God guy not
living up to his billing, so I asked my father's creationist 2nd ex-wife
about it. She informed me that God's rewards always arrive but may take
a long time before coming, so I should be patient. Well, she was right,
it has been years since then and her prediction is coming true; I still
haven't received my reward.
Since her prediction came true so accurately, is this not absolute proof
of a God?
--
Gary Bohn
"Education is the ability listen to almost anything without losing your
temper."
Robert Frost
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| User: "Marvin" |
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06 Jan 2005 10:35:40 PM |
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"Gary Bohn" <garybohn@REMOVETHISaccesscomm.ca> wrote in
message news:Xns95D68D7111B8FGaryBohn@130.133.1.4...
"kathryn" <bob@bobbybobbobthebobster.com> wrote in
news:crjufp$cle$1@titan.btinternet.com:
"footybet" <damian@bleachboys.com> wrote in message
news:1105022717.541867.65560@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
tell him there is no God!
there isn't
does this have a point?
Kathryn
Are you sure? About there being no God I mean.
The reason I ask is because a few years ago - too many to
admit to with
a straight face - while walking downtown in my home town I
was
approached by a panhandler who asked for a quarter for
coffee. After
informing him that coffee cost $1.50, not a quarter, and
that he should
please get his facts straight, and then getting him to
promise not to
use the money for booze, I flipped him a toonie ($2.00C). He
thanked God
and me, in that order, and proceeded to promise me that God
would reward
me for my generosity.
Being an impatient sort, I checked for my reward the next
day only to
find it hadn't come yet. Every day for a week I checked, and
still no
reward. By this point, I was getting a bit pissed at this
God guy not
living up to his billing, so I asked my father's creationist
2nd ex-wife
about it. She informed me that God's rewards always arrive
but may take
a long time before coming, so I should be patient. Well, she
was right,
it has been years since then and her prediction is coming
true; I still
haven't received my reward.
Since her prediction came true so accurately, is this not
absolute proof
of a God?
--
Gary Bohn
LOL! What more could you ask for?
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| User: "kathryn" |
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06 Jan 2005 11:32:39 PM |
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"Gary Bohn" <garybohn@REMOVETHISaccesscomm.ca> wrote in message
news:Xns95D68D7111B8FGaryBohn@130.133.1.4...
"kathryn" <bob@bobbybobbobthebobster.com> wrote in
news:crjufp$cle$1@titan.btinternet.com:
"footybet" <damian@bleachboys.com> wrote in message
news:1105022717.541867.65560@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
tell him there is no God!
there isn't
does this have a point?
Kathryn
Are you sure? About there being no God I mean.
The reason I ask is because a few years ago - too many to admit to with
a straight face - while walking downtown in my home town I was
approached by a panhandler who asked for a quarter for coffee. After
informing him that coffee cost $1.50, not a quarter, and that he should
please get his facts straight, and then getting him to promise not to
use the money for booze, I flipped him a toonie ($2.00C). He thanked God
and me, in that order, and proceeded to promise me that God would reward
me for my generosity.
Being an impatient sort, I checked for my reward the next day only to
find it hadn't come yet. Every day for a week I checked, and still no
reward. By this point, I was getting a bit pissed at this God guy not
living up to his billing, so I asked my father's creationist 2nd ex-wife
about it. She informed me that God's rewards always arrive but may take
a long time before coming, so I should be patient. Well, she was right,
it has been years since then and her prediction is coming true; I still
haven't received my reward.
Since her prediction came true so accurately, is this not absolute proof
of a God?
--
Gary Bohn
"Education is the ability listen to almost anything without losing your
temper."
Robert Frost
If I'm wrong I will personally pay your reward.
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| User: "Gary Bohn" |
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08 Jan 2005 07:15:30 PM |
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"kathryn" <bob@bobbybobbobthebobster.com> wrote in
news:crkhqn$pht$1@sparta.btinternet.com:
"Gary Bohn" <garybohn@REMOVETHISaccesscomm.ca> wrote in message
news:Xns95D68D7111B8FGaryBohn@130.133.1.4...
"kathryn" <bob@bobbybobbobthebobster.com> wrote in
news:crjufp$cle$1@titan.btinternet.com:
"footybet" <damian@bleachboys.com> wrote in message
news:1105022717.541867.65560@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
tell him there is no God!
there isn't
does this have a point?
Kathryn
Are you sure? About there being no God I mean.
The reason I ask is because a few years ago - too many to admit to
with a straight face - while walking downtown in my home town I was
approached by a panhandler who asked for a quarter for coffee. After
informing him that coffee cost $1.50, not a quarter, and that he
should please get his facts straight, and then getting him to promise
not to use the money for booze, I flipped him a toonie ($2.00C). He
thanked God and me, in that order, and proceeded to promise me that
God would reward me for my generosity.
Being an impatient sort, I checked for my reward the next day only to
find it hadn't come yet. Every day for a week I checked, and still no
reward. By this point, I was getting a bit pissed at this God guy not
living up to his billing, so I asked my father's creationist 2nd
ex-wife about it. She informed me that God's rewards always arrive
but may take a long time before coming, so I should be patient. Well,
she was right, it has been years since then and her prediction is
coming true; I still haven't received my reward.
Since her prediction came true so accurately, is this not absolute
proof of a God?
--
Gary Bohn
"Education is the ability listen to almost anything without losing
your temper."
Robert Frost
If I'm wrong I will personally pay your reward.
Please, let there be a God, Please, let there be a God, Please, let
there be a God, Please, let there be a God ...
--
apatriot #23, aa #1779, Grand Poobah (Pubbah)(Hell! head honcho), EAC
Department of Oxygen Deprivation Responsible for brain damage
everywhere!
Gary Bohn
Conservatism is the political philosophy that it ain't broke so don't
try to fix it. Therefore, if that is indeed how it is, that is what
ought to be.
The Wilkins
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| User: "Little Me" |
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08 Jan 2005 07:47:41 PM |
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Please, let there be a God, Please, let there be a God, Please, let
there be a God, Please, let there be a God ...
Christians have prayed that for thousands of years, it didnt help them any
hehehe ;-)
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| User: "Gary Bohn" |
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08 Jan 2005 08:44:46 PM |
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"Little Me" <soul.lover@ntlworld.com> wrote in
news:xNWDd.194$r72.129@newsfe3-gui.ntli.net:
Please, let there be a God, Please, let there be a God, Please, let
there be a God, Please, let there be a God ...
Christians have prayed that for thousands of years, it didnt help them
any
hehehe ;-)
They do have their problems don't they?
--
apatriot #23, aa #1779, Grand Poobah (Pubbah)(Hell! head honcho), EAC
Department of Oxygen Deprivation Responsible for brain damage
everywhere!
Gary Bohn
Conservatism is the political philosophy that it ain't broke so don't
try to fix it. Therefore, if that is indeed how it is, that is what
ought to be.
The Wilkins
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| User: "Little Me" |
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09 Jan 2005 10:06:54 AM |
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Gary Bohn <garybohn@REMOVETHISaccesscomm.ca> wrote in message
news:Xns95D8960B3804CGaryBohn@130.133.1.4...
"Little Me" <soul.lover@ntlworld.com> wrote in
news:xNWDd.194$r72.129@newsfe3-gui.ntli.net:
Please, let there be a God, Please, let there be a God, Please, let
there be a God, Please, let there be a God ...
Christians have prayed that for thousands of years, it didnt help them
any
hehehe ;-)
They do have their problems don't they?
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Yeah they do, hehehehe, but then again, they can go to a prayer group and
feel wanted
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| User: "JD" |
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09 Jan 2005 10:20:05 AM |
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"Little Me" <soul.lover@ntlworld.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:2n7Ed.175$mp1.159@newsfe6-gui.ntli.net...
Gary Bohn <garybohn@REMOVETHISaccesscomm.ca> wrote in message
news:Xns95D8960B3804CGaryBohn@130.133.1.4...
"Little Me" <soul.lover@ntlworld.com> wrote in
news:xNWDd.194$r72.129@newsfe3-gui.ntli.net:
Please, let there be a God, Please, let there be a God, Please, let
there be a God, Please, let there be a God ...
Christians have prayed that for thousands of years, it didnt help them
any
hehehe ;-)
They do have their problems don't they?
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Yeah they do, hehehehe, but then again, they can go to a prayer group and
feel wanted
christians need prayer groups for that? How pathetic! How entertaining!
Cheers :-)
JD
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| User: "Marvin" |
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10 Jan 2005 04:10:01 PM |
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"Little Me" <soul.lover@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:2n7Ed.175$mp1.159@newsfe6-gui.ntli.net...
Gary Bohn <garybohn@REMOVETHISaccesscomm.ca> wrote in
message
news:Xns95D8960B3804CGaryBohn@130.133.1.4...
"Little Me" <soul.lover@ntlworld.com> wrote in
news:xNWDd.194$r72.129@newsfe3-gui.ntli.net:
Please, let there be a God, Please, let there be a God,
Please, let
there be a God, Please, let there be a God ...
Christians have prayed that for thousands of years, it
didnt help them
any
hehehe ;-)
They do have their problems don't they?
--
Yeah they do, hehehehe, but then again, they can go to a
prayer group and
feel wanted
Don't doubt the power those prayer groups and Bible "studies"
have over people, though, even when everyone in the room
thinks Jesus himself wrote the KJV. I once sat through a
rather heated "study" that focused on the question of whether
money was *the* root of all evil or just *a* root. I think
they all went away believing they had gained some wonderful
insight, but mostly they were encouraged to feel superior to
anyone who didn't have their understanding of "truth."
--
Marvin
To reply, burn off fog.
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| User: "stoney" |
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11 Jan 2005 03:36:53 AM |
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On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 10:10:01 -0600, "Marvin" <marvin2@fogstarband.net>
wrote:
"Little Me" <soul.lover@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:2n7Ed.175$mp1.159@newsfe6-gui.ntli.net...
Gary Bohn <garybohn@REMOVETHISaccesscomm.ca> wrote in
message
news:Xns95D8960B3804CGaryBohn@130.133.1.4...
"Little Me" <soul.lover@ntlworld.com> wrote in
news:xNWDd.194$r72.129@newsfe3-gui.ntli.net:
Please, let there be a God, Please, let there be a God,
Please, let
there be a God, Please, let there be a God ...
Christians have prayed that for thousands of years, it
didnt help them
any
hehehe ;-)
They do have their problems don't they?
--
Yeah they do, hehehehe, but then again, they can go to a
prayer group and
feel wanted
Don't doubt the power those prayer groups and Bible "studies"
have over people, though, even when everyone in the room
thinks Jesus himself wrote the KJV. I once sat through a
rather heated "study" that focused on the question of whether
money was *the* root of all evil or just *a* root. I think
they all went away believing they had gained some wonderful
insight, but mostly they were encouraged to feel superior to
anyone who didn't have their understanding of "truth."
Such also 'validates' their self-programming as much as it reinforces
and amplifies it.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "stoney" |
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09 Jan 2005 10:29:34 PM |
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On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 10:06:54 GMT, "Little Me"
<soul.lover@ntlworld.com> wrote:
Gary Bohn <garybohn@REMOVETHISaccesscomm.ca> wrote in message
news:Xns95D8960B3804CGaryBohn@130.133.1.4...
"Little Me" <soul.lover@ntlworld.com> wrote in
news:xNWDd.194$r72.129@newsfe3-gui.ntli.net:
Please, let there be a God, Please, let there be a God, Please, let
there be a God, Please, let there be a God ...
Christians have prayed that for thousands of years, it didnt help them
any
hehehe ;-)
They do have their problems don't they?
--
Yeah they do, hehehehe, but then again, they can go to a prayer group and
feel wanted
...for stoning practice target duty .
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
08 Jan 2005 08:26:17 PM |
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Gary Bohn wrote:
Please, let there be a God, Please, let there be a God, Please, let
there be a God, Please, let there be a God ...
Said to the tune of the short song who's title is also the lyrics:
"Please let my parachute open."
It's not sung a lot but usually ends with a bang or at least a dull thump.
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| User: "Gary Bohn" |
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08 Jan 2005 08:43:00 PM |
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"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in
news:JlXDd.9526$5R.462@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com:
Gary Bohn wrote:
Please, let there be a God, Please, let there be a God, Please, let
there be a God, Please, let there be a God ...
Said to the tune of the short song who's title is also the lyrics:
"Please let my parachute open."
It's not sung a lot but usually ends with a bang or at least a dull
thump.
ROTFLMAO
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apatriot #23, aa #1779, Grand Poobah (Pubbah)(Hell! head honcho), EAC
Department of Oxygen Deprivation Responsible for brain damage
everywhere!
Gary Bohn
Conservatism is the political philosophy that it ain't broke so don't
try to fix it. Therefore, if that is indeed how it is, that is what
ought to be.
The Wilkins
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
09 Jan 2005 10:30:27 PM |
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On Sat, 08 Jan 2005 20:26:17 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Gary Bohn wrote:
Please, let there be a God, Please, let there be a God, Please, let
there be a God, Please, let there be a God ...
Said to the tune of the short song who's title is also the lyrics:
"Please let my parachute open."
It's not sung a lot but usually ends with a bang or at least a dull thump.
Don't forget 'bug on windshield,' i.e. *
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
09 Jan 2005 10:28:45 PM |
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On 8 Jan 2005 19:15:30 GMT, Gary Bohn
<garybohn@REMOVETHISaccesscomm.ca> wrote:
"kathryn" <bob@bobbybobbobthebobster.com> wrote in
news:crkhqn$pht$1@sparta.btinternet.com:
"Gary Bohn" <garybohn@REMOVETHISaccesscomm.ca> wrote in message
news:Xns95D68D7111B8FGaryBohn@130.133.1.4...
"kathryn" <bob@bobbybobbobthebobster.com> wrote in
news:crjufp$cle$1@titan.btinternet.com:
"footybet" <damian@bleachboys.com> wrote in message
news:1105022717.541867.65560@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
tell him there is no God!
there isn't
does this have a point?
Kathryn
Are you sure? About there being no God I mean.
The reason I ask is because a few years ago - too many to admit to
with a straight face - while walking downtown in my home town I was
approached by a panhandler who asked for a quarter for coffee. After
informing him that coffee cost $1.50, not a quarter, and that he
should please get his facts straight, and then getting him to promise
not to use the money for booze, I flipped him a toonie ($2.00C). He
thanked God and me, in that order, and proceeded to promise me that
God would reward me for my generosity.
Being an impatient sort, I checked for my reward the next day only to
find it hadn't come yet. Every day for a week I checked, and still no
reward. By this point, I was getting a bit pissed at this God guy not
living up to his billing, so I asked my father's creationist 2nd
ex-wife about it. She informed me that God's rewards always arrive
but may take a long time before coming, so I should be patient. Well,
she was right, it has been years since then and her prediction is
coming true; I still haven't received my reward.
Since her prediction came true so accurately, is this not absolute
proof of a God?
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Gary Bohn
"Education is the ability listen to almost anything without losing
your temper."
Robert Frost
If I'm wrong I will personally pay your reward.
Please, let there be a God, Please, let there be a God, Please, let
there be a God, Please, let there be a God ...
MMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHH
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
09 Jan 2005 10:27:39 PM |
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On Thu, 6 Jan 2005 18:02:34 +0000 (UTC), "kathryn"
<bob@bobbybobbobthebobster.com> wrote:
"footybet" <damian@bleachboys.com> wrote in message
news:1105022717.541867.65560@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
tell him there is no God!
there isn't
does this have a point?
Yes, on his head.
Kathryn
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "Little Me" |
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| Title: Re: how do you fool an atheist? |
06 Jan 2005 02:51:55 PM |
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tell him there is no God!
Question
How do you fool a Christian?
Answer:
You don't have to, he's already a fool for being one.
Here's another. . .
Question:
How do you know we are not tracing you by your IP address, in an attempt to
find out where you live so we can send you horrible things in the mail?
Answer:
You don't
Back for more from the wolves are you FootyBet? Watch out, we gobble little
sheep like you for breakfast . .
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