Religions > Atheism > How do you know that the Bible is true? Continued ..Part 13
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How do you know that the Bible is true? Continued ..Part 13 |
Why are there hypocrites in the church?
If you dislike hypocrisy in the church, you have a lot in common with
Jesus! Christ soundly denounced hypocrisy (Matthew 23).
Yes, there is sometimes hypocrisy in the church, for two reasons.
First, some people professing to be Christians are not! There are some
people sitting in pews on Sunday, wearing crosses around their necks, or
preaching loudly on TV that are counterfeits. They are participating
outwardly for reasons other than a saving relationship with Christ as
their Lord and Savior. Many have allowed the culture to mold them,
rather than the reverse, as Christ commanded.
But secondly, the imperfections of Christians reinforce the
important truth of the biblical message about man's sinful nature. Being
a sinner is, you might say, a requirement for being a Christian!
Yet there is a distinction between a hypocrite and a sinner. The
word hypocrite applies to a person who pretends to be something he is
not. A Christian recognizes his sinful nature, acknowledges it, and
repents of it (daily, even hourly). All hypocrites are sinners, but not
all sinners are hypocrites.
Christian morality is the purest, most sublime in all of history.
Indeed, it is the perfect morality. While history records abusers of
Christianity, one should not judge Christianity by such charlatans.
Repentant followers of Christ constantly seek to "do the right thing"
and thus hopefully become less of a stumbling block to those looking
from the outside at what a Christian says and does. The quality of an
authentic Christian's life will fluctuate, but over time it should
mature and progress towards (but never reaching) Christlikeness.
As stated by authors Boa and Moody, it is unwise to compare the life
of one believer with the lives of others. It is more valid to compare
what he is now with what he was before coming to Christ.
But being a Christian really does not mean being related to a set of
rules whereby we can measure self-improvement. Ultimately, Christianity
really stands or falls on the person of Jesus, not the performance of
Christians. We worship the perfect Christ, not imperfect Christians.
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26 Oct 2004 01:32:20 PM |
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"Gospel" <GospelNSPAM@NOSPAM.NET> wrote in message
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Why are there hypocrites in the church?
If you dislike hypocrisy in the church, you have a lot in common with
Jesus! Christ soundly denounced hypocrisy (Matthew 23).
Yes, there is sometimes hypocrisy in the church, for two reasons.
First, some people professing to be Christians are not! There are some
people sitting in pews on Sunday, wearing crosses around their necks, or
preaching loudly on TV that are counterfeits. They are participating
outwardly for reasons other than a saving relationship with Christ as
their Lord and Savior. Many have allowed the culture to mold them, rather
than the reverse, as Christ commanded.
But secondly, the imperfections of Christians reinforce the important
truth of the biblical message about man's sinful nature. Being a sinner
is, you might say, a requirement for being a Christian!
Yet there is a distinction between a hypocrite and a sinner. The word
hypocrite applies to a person who pretends to be something he is not. A
Christian recognizes his sinful nature, acknowledges it, and repents of it
(daily, even hourly). All hypocrites are sinners, but not all sinners are
hypocrites.
Christian morality is the purest, most sublime in all of history.
Indeed, it is the perfect morality. While history records abusers of
Christianity, one should not judge Christianity by such charlatans.
Repentant followers of Christ constantly seek to "do the right thing" and
thus hopefully become less of a stumbling block to those looking from the
outside at what a Christian says and does. The quality of an authentic
Christian's life will fluctuate, but over time it should mature and
progress towards (but never reaching) Christlikeness.
As stated by authors Boa and Moody, it is unwise to compare the life of
one believer with the lives of others. It is more valid to compare what he
is now with what he was before coming to Christ.
But being a Christian really does not mean being related to a set of
rules whereby we can measure self-improvement. Ultimately, Christianity
really stands or falls on the person of Jesus, not the performance of
Christians. We worship the perfect Christ, not imperfect Christians.
That's exactly what I said in another post in this NG. Thanx for the
back-up. ;-)
Jonathan
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26 Oct 2004 02:26:09 PM |
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"K-town" <none_of@your.biz> wrote in message
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Son of a....!
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#1557
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26 Oct 2004 02:55:05 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
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"K-town" <none_of@your.biz> wrote in message
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Son of a....!
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
I thought you plonked me? Anyway, I know your opinion of me isn't that
great right now, but I'm hoping that you will eventually know that I realize
what I said to B.Kildow was cruel, and I'm never cruel. Am I remorseful?
Definitely. *looks at the floor with a countenance of shame and humility*
My apology is primarily directed to B.K. but I apologize to all for my
extremely poor choice of words.
K-town
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26 Oct 2004 03:03:07 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
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Son of a....!
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Resident Witchypoo
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Gun :-) ???????
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26 Oct 2004 03:05:44 PM |
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"Tom" <mmman_90@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Son of a....!
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#1557
Gun :-) ???????
Thanx for putting it so delicately, Tom. :-)
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26 Oct 2004 03:07:34 PM |
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"Tom" <mmman_90@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Son of a....!
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Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Gun :-) ???????
Um, yes, most certainly, that's what I meant to say, right, indeed, y'ha ;)
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Resident Witchypoo
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26 Oct 2004 06:04:38 PM |
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On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 15:26:09 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"K-town" <none_of@your.biz> wrote in message
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Son of a....!
Pickle!
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Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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27 Oct 2004 05:29:10 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 15:26:09 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"K-town" <none_of@your.biz> wrote in message
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Son of a....!
Pickle!
Pickle?!? What the?! :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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27 Oct 2004 05:54:46 AM |
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 06:29:10 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 15:26:09 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"K-town" <none_of@your.biz> wrote in message
news:UKwfd.19335$hr3.595165@twister.southeast.rr.com...
Son of a....!
Pickle!
Pickle?!? What the?! :)
How many surrealists *does it take to change a light bulb?
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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27 Oct 2004 06:42:11 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:N-OdnTBJj4LR4-LcRVn-sQ@megapath.net...
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 06:29:10 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 15:26:09 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"K-town" <none_of@your.biz> wrote in message
news:UKwfd.19335$hr3.595165@twister.southeast.rr.com...
Son of a....!
Pickle!
Pickle?!? What the?! :)
How many surrealists *does it take to change a light bulb?
Is this a trick question?!? :)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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27 Oct 2004 07:15:47 AM |
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 07:42:11 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 06:29:10 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 15:26:09 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"K-town" <none_of@your.biz> wrote in message
news:UKwfd.19335$hr3.595165@twister.southeast.rr.com...
Son of a....!
Pickle!
Pickle?!? What the?! :)
How many surrealists *does it take to change a light bulb?
Is this a trick question?!? :)
<hands Robyn a blue rose and dances backwards into the foliage>
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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27 Oct 2004 07:38:56 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 07:42:11 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 06:29:10 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 15:26:09 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"K-town" <none_of@your.biz> wrote in message
news:UKwfd.19335$hr3.595165@twister.southeast.rr.com...
Son of a....!
Pickle!
Pickle?!? What the?! :)
How many surrealists *does it take to change a light bulb?
Is this a trick question?!? :)
<hands Robyn a blue rose and dances backwards into the foliage>
SNORTLE!
Damnit! Coffee everywhere!!!
--
__________
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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27 Oct 2004 08:18:07 AM |
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 08:38:56 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 07:42:11 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 06:29:10 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 15:26:09 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"K-town" <none_of@your.biz> wrote in message
news:UKwfd.19335$hr3.595165@twister.southeast.rr.com...
Son of a....!
Pickle!
Pickle?!? What the?! :)
How many surrealists *does it take to change a light bulb?
Is this a trick question?!? :)
<hands Robyn a blue rose and dances backwards into the foliage>
SNORTLE!
Damnit! Coffee everywhere!!!
Mind the fish swimming through the air...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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27 Oct 2004 09:38:24 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 08:38:56 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 07:42:11 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 06:29:10 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 15:26:09 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"K-town" <none_of@your.biz> wrote in message
news:UKwfd.19335$hr3.595165@twister.southeast.rr.com...
Son of a....!
Pickle!
Pickle?!? What the?! :)
How many surrealists *does it take to change a light bulb?
Is this a trick question?!? :)
<hands Robyn a blue rose and dances backwards into the foliage>
SNORTLE!
Damnit! Coffee everywhere!!!
Mind the fish swimming through the air...
<Slightly dizzy after dodging a fish> Where are we?
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27 Oct 2004 11:00:13 AM |
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 14:38:24 +0000, K-town wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 08:38:56 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 07:42:11 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:N-OdnTBJj4LR4-LcRVn-sQ@megapath.net...
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 06:29:10 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 15:26:09 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"K-town" <none_of@your.biz> wrote in message
news:UKwfd.19335$hr3.595165@twister.southeast.rr.com...
Son of a....!
Pickle!
Pickle?!? What the?! :)
How many surrealists *does it take to change a light bulb?
Is this a trick question?!? :)
<hands Robyn a blue rose and dances backwards into the foliage>
SNORTLE!
Damnit! Coffee everywhere!!!
Mind the fish swimming through the air...
<Slightly dizzy after dodging a fish> Where are we?
We are not here but only can be found in the tides and currents of
collective individuality...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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27 Oct 2004 10:11:12 AM |
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Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 07:42:11 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 06:29:10 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:ULGdnYLNRaFDSuPcRVn-tw@megapath.net...
On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 15:26:09 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"K-town" <none_of@your.biz> wrote in message
news:UKwfd.19335$hr3.595165@twister.southeast.rr.com...
Son of a....!
Pickle!
Pickle?!? What the?! :)
How many surrealists *does it take to change a light bulb?
Is this a trick question?!? :)
<hands Robyn a blue rose and dances backwards into the foliage>
Sure, that's how it starts. Then the face paint; next come the stretch
pants. Turn away from the path of the mime before it's too late, my son!!!
BK
AA#1992
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31 Oct 2004 06:28:52 AM |
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In article <417fb93c_4@newsfeed.slurp.net>, tracker99
@spamenot.foxinternet.net says...
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 07:42:11 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 06:29:10 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:ULGdnYLNRaFDSuPcRVn-tw@megapath.net...
On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 15:26:09 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"K-town" <none_of@your.biz> wrote in message
news:UKwfd.19335$hr3.595165@twister.southeast.rr.com...
Son of a....!
Pickle!
Pickle?!? What the?! :)
How many surrealists *does it take to change a light bulb?
Is this a trick question?!? :)
<hands Robyn a blue rose and dances backwards into the foliage>
Sure, that's how it starts. Then the face paint; next come the stretch
pants. Turn away from the path of the mime before it's too late, my son!!!
Unless he really *wants* to see a scorpion pit from the
inside.
--
Siobhan
siobhan.burke@CARRIERatt.net
Drop CARRIER to email
"There were a bunch of theosophists over in the corner raising
the devil. Well, they had him about three feet off the
floor..." --Firesign Theater
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27 Oct 2004 10:59:12 AM |
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 08:11:12 -0700, B. Kildow wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 07:42:11 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:N-OdnTBJj4LR4-LcRVn-sQ@megapath.net...
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 06:29:10 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:ULGdnYLNRaFDSuPcRVn-tw@megapath.net...
On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 15:26:09 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"K-town" <none_of@your.biz> wrote in message
news:UKwfd.19335$hr3.595165@twister.southeast.rr.com...
Son of a....!
Pickle!
Pickle?!? What the?! :)
How many surrealists *does it take to change a light bulb?
Is this a trick question?!? :)
<hands Robyn a blue rose and dances backwards into the foliage>
Sure, that's how it starts. Then the face paint; next come the stretch
pants. Turn away from the path of the mime before it's too late, my
son!!!
<shakes a leg toward the lamppost>
"His Majesty, Lord of Summer, has proclaimed a great suffusion of yellow!"
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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27 Oct 2004 02:04:36 PM |
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Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 08:11:12 -0700, B. Kildow wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 07:42:11 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:N-OdnTBJj4LR4-LcRVn-sQ@megapath.net...
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 06:29:10 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:ULGdnYLNRaFDSuPcRVn-tw@megapath.net...
On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 15:26:09 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"K-town" <none_of@your.biz> wrote in message
news:UKwfd.19335$hr3.595165@twister.southeast.rr.com...
Son of a....!
Pickle!
Pickle?!? What the?! :)
How many surrealists *does it take to change a light bulb?
Is this a trick question?!? :)
<hands Robyn a blue rose and dances backwards into the foliage>
Sure, that's how it starts. Then the face paint; next come the stretch
pants. Turn away from the path of the mime before it's too late, my
son!!!
<shakes a leg toward the lamppost>
"His Majesty, Lord of Summer, has proclaimed a great suffusion of yellow!"
(quickly pulls out the "Anti-Dada" spray and spritzes wildly)
BK
AA#1992
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27 Oct 2004 03:30:48 PM |
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 12:04:36 -0700, B. Kildow wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 08:11:12 -0700, B. Kildow wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 07:42:11 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:N-OdnTBJj4LR4-LcRVn-sQ@megapath.net...
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 06:29:10 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:ULGdnYLNRaFDSuPcRVn-tw@megapath.net...
On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 15:26:09 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"K-town" <none_of@your.biz> wrote in message
news:UKwfd.19335$hr3.595165@twister.southeast.rr.com...
Son of a....!
Pickle!
Pickle?!? What the?! :)
How many surrealists *does it take to change a light bulb?
Is this a trick question?!? :)
<hands Robyn a blue rose and dances backwards into the foliage>
Sure, that's how it starts. Then the face paint; next come the stretch
pants. Turn away from the path of the mime before it's too late, my
son!!!
<shakes a leg toward the lamppost>
"His Majesty, Lord of Summer, has proclaimed a great suffusion of
yellow!"
(quickly pulls out the "Anti-Dada" spray and spritzes wildly)
Oh, *now you've done it. The newsgroup's turned Dali and is oozing into
the soc.* hierarchy...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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27 Oct 2004 08:49:19 PM |
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Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 12:04:36 -0700, B. Kildow wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 08:11:12 -0700, B. Kildow wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 07:42:11 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:N-OdnTBJj4LR4-LcRVn-sQ@megapath.net...
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 06:29:10 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:ULGdnYLNRaFDSuPcRVn-tw@megapath.net...
On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 15:26:09 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"K-town" <none_of@your.biz> wrote in message
news:UKwfd.19335$hr3.595165@twister.southeast.rr.com...
Son of a....!
Pickle!
Pickle?!? What the?! :)
How many surrealists *does it take to change a light bulb?
Is this a trick question?!? :)
<hands Robyn a blue rose and dances backwards into the foliage>
Sure, that's how it starts. Then the face paint; next come the stretch
pants. Turn away from the path of the mime before it's too late, my
son!!!
<shakes a leg toward the lamppost>
"His Majesty, Lord of Summer, has proclaimed a great suffusion of
yellow!"
(quickly pulls out the "Anti-Dada" spray and spritzes wildly)
Oh, *now you've done it. The newsgroup's turned Dali and is oozing into
the soc.* hierarchy...
While you're over that way, could you get a cloth and wipe up that
clock? It's dripping all over the "comp.os" newsgroups...
BK
AA#1992
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28 Oct 2004 07:10:17 AM |
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 18:49:19 -0700, B. Kildow wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 12:04:36 -0700, B. Kildow wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 08:11:12 -0700, B. Kildow wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 07:42:11 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:N-OdnTBJj4LR4-LcRVn-sQ@megapath.net...
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 06:29:10 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:ULGdnYLNRaFDSuPcRVn-tw@megapath.net...
On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 15:26:09 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"K-town" <none_of@your.biz> wrote in message
news:UKwfd.19335$hr3.595165@twister.southeast.rr.com...
Son of a....!
Pickle!
Pickle?!? What the?! :)
How many surrealists *does it take to change a light bulb?
Is this a trick question?!? :)
<hands Robyn a blue rose and dances backwards into the foliage>
Sure, that's how it starts. Then the face paint; next come the
stretch pants. Turn away from the path of the mime before it's too
late, my son!!!
<shakes a leg toward the lamppost>
"His Majesty, Lord of Summer, has proclaimed a great suffusion of
yellow!"
(quickly pulls out the "Anti-Dada" spray and spritzes wildly)
Oh, *now you've done it. The newsgroup's turned Dali and is oozing into
the soc.* hierarchy...
While you're over that way, could you get a cloth and wipe up that clock?
It's dripping all over the "comp.os" newsgroups...
Oh crap. Soc.atheism is all *sticky!
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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28 Oct 2004 01:40:09 PM |
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On Thu, 28 Oct 2004 07:10:17 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 18:49:19 -0700, B. Kildow wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 12:04:36 -0700, B. Kildow wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 08:11:12 -0700, B. Kildow wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 07:42:11 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:N-OdnTBJj4LR4-LcRVn-sQ@megapath.net...
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 06:29:10 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:ULGdnYLNRaFDSuPcRVn-tw@megapath.net...
On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 15:26:09 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"K-town" <none_of@your.biz> wrote in message
news:UKwfd.19335$hr3.595165@twister.southeast.rr.com...
Son of a....!
Pickle!
Pickle?!? What the?! :)
How many surrealists *does it take to change a light bulb?
Is this a trick question?!? :)
<hands Robyn a blue rose and dances backwards into the foliage>
Sure, that's how it starts. Then the face paint; next come the
stretch pants. Turn away from the path of the mime before it's too
late, my son!!!
<shakes a leg toward the lamppost>
"His Majesty, Lord of Summer, has proclaimed a great suffusion of
yellow!"
(quickly pulls out the "Anti-Dada" spray and spritzes wildly)
Oh, *now you've done it. The newsgroup's turned Dali and is oozing into
the soc.* hierarchy...
While you're over that way, could you get a cloth and wipe up that clock?
It's dripping all over the "comp.os" newsgroups...
Oh crap. Soc.atheism is all *sticky!
Lucky thing that there's noone there.
--
/Apostate
atheist #1931 I've found it!
BAAWA Knife AND SMASHer
EAC Supernumerary Deputy Director, Department of Redundancy Department
plonked by Lani_girl, first post; Billions Served!
I doubt, therefore I might be.
For e-mail, hold that tiger!
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27 Oct 2004 06:33:32 PM |
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 15:30:48 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 12:04:36 -0700, B. Kildow wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 08:11:12 -0700, B. Kildow wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 07:42:11 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:N-OdnTBJj4LR4-LcRVn-sQ@megapath.net...
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 06:29:10 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:ULGdnYLNRaFDSuPcRVn-tw@megapath.net...
On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 15:26:09 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"K-town" <none_of@your.biz> wrote in message
news:UKwfd.19335$hr3.595165@twister.southeast.rr.com...
Son of a....!
Pickle!
Pickle?!? What the?! :)
How many surrealists *does it take to change a light bulb?
Is this a trick question?!? :)
<hands Robyn a blue rose and dances backwards into the foliage>
Sure, that's how it starts. Then the face paint; next come the stretch
pants. Turn away from the path of the mime before it's too late, my
son!!!
<shakes a leg toward the lamppost>
"His Majesty, Lord of Summer, has proclaimed a great suffusion of
yellow!"
(quickly pulls out the "Anti-Dada" spray and spritzes wildly)
Oh, *now you've done it. The newsgroup's turned Dali and is oozing into
the soc.* hierarchy...
<Satchmo>
"Hello, Dali!,
Well, hel-LO, Dali.
It's so nice to see your clock is getting long . . ."
--
/Apostate
atheist #1931 I've found it!
BAAWA Knife AND SMASHer
EAC Supernumerary Deputy Director, Department of Redundancy Department
plonked by Lani_girl, first post; Billions Served!
I doubt, therefore I might be.
For e-mail, hold that tiger!
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27 Oct 2004 06:57:18 PM |
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"Apostate" <Apostate.invalid@yeehaw.org> wrote in message
news:1lb0o0latoc4m33t5erpenub6i078ecu3c@4ax.com...
snip
<Satchmo>
"Hello, Dali!,
Well, hel-LO, Dali.
It's so nice to see your clock is getting long . . ."
Ack! Please come here to receive your beating ;)
--
__________
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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27 Oct 2004 06:58:53 PM |
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 19:33:32 -0400, Apostate wrote:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 15:30:48 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 12:04:36 -0700, B. Kildow wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 08:11:12 -0700, B. Kildow wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 07:42:11 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:N-OdnTBJj4LR4-LcRVn-sQ@megapath.net...
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 06:29:10 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:ULGdnYLNRaFDSuPcRVn-tw@megapath.net...
On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 15:26:09 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"K-town" <none_of@your.biz> wrote in message
news:UKwfd.19335$hr3.595165@twister.southeast.rr.com...
Son of a....!
Pickle!
Pickle?!? What the?! :)
How many surrealists *does it take to change a light bulb?
Is this a trick question?!? :)
<hands Robyn a blue rose and dances backwards into the foliage>
Sure, that's how it starts. Then the face paint; next come the
stretch pants. Turn away from the path of the mime before it's too
late, my son!!!
<shakes a leg toward the lamppost>
"His Majesty, Lord of Summer, has proclaimed a great suffusion of
yellow!"
(quickly pulls out the "Anti-Dada" spray and spritzes wildly)
Oh, *now you've done it. The newsgroup's turned Dali and is oozing into
the soc.* hierarchy...
<Satchmo>
"Hello, Dali!,
Well, hel-LO, Dali.
It's so nice to see your clock is getting long . . ."
<whips out rubber chicken>
thWHACKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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27 Oct 2004 10:37:05 AM |
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 05:54:46 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 06:29:10 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:ULGdnYLNRaFDSuPcRVn-tw@megapath.net...
On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 15:26:09 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"K-town" <none_of@your.biz> wrote in message
news:UKwfd.19335$hr3.595165@twister.southeast.rr.com...
Son of a....!
Pickle!
Pickle?!? What the?! :)
How many surrealists *does it take to change a light bulb?
They never come up into the hills!
--
/Apostate
atheist #1931 I've found it!
BAAWA Knife AND SMASHer
EAC Supernumerary Deputy Director, Department of Redundancy Department
plonked by Lani_girl, first post; Billions Served!
I doubt, therefore I might be.
For e-mail, hold that tiger!
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27 Oct 2004 10:57:07 AM |
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 11:37:05 -0400, Apostate wrote:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 05:54:46 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 06:29:10 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:ULGdnYLNRaFDSuPcRVn-tw@megapath.net...
On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 15:26:09 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
"K-town" <none_of@your.biz> wrote in message
news:UKwfd.19335$hr3.595165@twister.southeast.rr.com...
Son of a....!
Pickle!
Pickle?!? What the?! :)
How many surrealists *does it take to change a light bulb?
They never come up into the hills!
<hands Apostate a halibut and pirouettes off into the trees>
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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27 Oct 2004 09:43:52 AM |
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Gospel <GospelNSPAM@NOSPAM.NET> astounded us with:
news:H%mfd.11296$Al3.9449@newssvr30.news.prodigy.com:
Why are there hypocrites in the church?
You're fucking JOKING!, remove the hypocrites from church and the church
would be empty! Unless you look down the back, where an altar boy is
receiving "the love of the lord", either orally or anally.........
--
Phÿltêr
AA#1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
http://forums.clickhalah.com/index.php
Remove "s" to respond
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27 Oct 2004 09:21:03 PM |
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Gospel <GospelNSPAM@NOSPAM.NET> wrote in message news:<H%mfd.11296$Al3.9449@newssvr30.news.prodigy.com>...
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! That was hilarious. Elroy, did you write this
under a pseudonym?
Budikka
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