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On Sat, 10 Sep 2005 15:45:12 -0400, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:
http://www.spectrumz.com/z/bush_change_light_bulb.html
How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to change a
light bulb?
Answer: TEN...
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb
needs to be changed,
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb,
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for
changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness,
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for
the new light bulb,
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor,
standing on a step ladder under the banner "Bulb Accomplished",
7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how
Bush was literally "in the dark" the whole time,
8. One to viciously smear #7,
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George
Bush has had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along,
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference
between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
And after all is said and done, no one will notice that they never
actually managed to change the light bulb.
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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