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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Patriotboy is Fair and Balanced"
Date: 24 Sep 2003 01:03:25 AM
Object: How moonies have sex
Check out the 3-day sex ceremony at this Moonie site.
http://tinyurl.com/oglw
All you need to get laid is a holy handkerchief, holy salt, a holy
gown, 2 Basins or bowls, and pictures of Rev. and Mrs. Moon. I'm not
kidding.
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"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or
that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only
unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American
public."
--Theodore Roosevelt
Tim
"Fair and Balanced"
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User: "Mark W"

Title: Re: How moonies have sex 24 Sep 2003 02:54:42 AM
"Patriotboy is Fair and Balanced" <tim@somecallme.net> wrote in message
news:Xns93FFEAF17F09Atimsomecallme@216.168.3.44...

Check out the 3-day sex ceremony at this Moonie site.
http://tinyurl.com/oglw

All you need to get laid is a holy handkerchief, holy salt, a holy
gown, 2 Basins or bowls, and pictures of Rev. and Mrs. Moon. I'm not
kidding.

I'm guessing the Moonie wife would be ***** with three pumps and a
squirt.
.
User: "Andrew"

Title: Re: How moonies have sex 24 Sep 2003 11:29:54 AM
On Wed, 24 Sep 2003 08:54:42 +0100, "Mark W" <mark.whickman@ic.ac.uk>
wrote:


"Patriotboy is Fair and Balanced" <tim@somecallme.net> wrote in message
news:Xns93FFEAF17F09Atimsomecallme@216.168.3.44...

Check out the 3-day sex ceremony at this Moonie site.
http://tinyurl.com/oglw

All you need to get laid is a holy handkerchief, holy salt, a holy
gown, 2 Basins or bowls, and pictures of Rev. and Mrs. Moon. I'm not
kidding.


I'm guessing the Moonie wife would be ***** with three pumps and a
squirt.

i'm sure she's used to it from mr. moon
"Christianity is the most perverted system that ever shone on man." -- Thomas Jefferson
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User: "Jos Flachs"

Title: Re: How moonies have sex 24 Sep 2003 05:52:31 AM
On Wed, 24 Sep 2003 06:03:25 -0000, Patriotboy is Fair and Balanced
<tim@somecallme.net> wrote:

Check out the 3-day sex ceremony at this Moonie site.
http://tinyurl.com/oglw

All you need to get laid is a holy handkerchief, holy salt, a holy
gown, 2 Basins or bowls, and pictures of Rev. and Mrs. Moon. I'm not
kidding.

And then ***** your brain out? The pictures seem somewhat
distracting... (but you always place them behind the holy gown)
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