Stay with this -- the answer is at the end -- it will blow you away.

One evening, a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current
events. The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the
shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.

The Grandma replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before
television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, Xerox, contact
lenses, Frisbees and the pill. There were no credit cards, laser beams
or ball-point pens. Man had not invented pantyhose, air conditioners,
dishwashers, clothes dryers, and the clothes were hung out to dry in
the fresh air and man had yet to walk on the moon. Your Grandfather and
I got married first and then lived together. Every family had a father
and a mother. Until I was 25, I called every man older than I, "Sir"- -
and after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a
title, "Sir." We were before gay-rights, computer-dating, dual careers,
day-care centers, and group therapy. Our lives were governed by the Ten
Commandments, good judgment, and common sense. We were taught to know
the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take
responsibility for our actions. Serving your country was a privilege;
living in this country was a bigger privilege. We thought fast food was
what people ate during

Lent. Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your
cousins. Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when
the evening breeze started. Time-sharing meant time the family spent
together in the evenings and weekends -- not purchasing condominiums.
We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric typewriters,
yogurt, or guys wearing earrings. We listened to the Big Bands, Jack
Benny, and the President's speeches on our radios. And I don't ever
remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey. If
you saw anything with 'Made in Japan' on it, it was junk. The term
'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam. Pizza Hut,
McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of. We had 5&10-cent stores
where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents. Ice-cream
cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a
nickel. And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel
on enough stamps to mail one letter and two postcards. You could buy a
new Chevy Coupe for $600, but who could afford one? Too bad because,
gas was 11 cents a gallon. In my day, "grass" was mowed, "coke" was a
cold drink, "pot" was something your mother cooked in, and "rock music"
was your grandmother's lullaby.

"Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office, "chip" meant a piece of
wood, "hardware" was found in a hardware store and software "wasn't
even a word. And we were the last generation to actually believe that a
lady needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old and
confused" and say there is a generation gap.

And how old do you think grandma is??? Read on to see -- pretty scary
if you think about it and pretty sad at the same time. This is
something to think about. How time has changed... Grandma is 58 (born
1946)

How could so much go wrong in such a short time?

Stay with this -- the answer is at the end -- it will blow you away.

Grandma is 58

The Grandma replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before
television, penicillin,

polio shots,

frozen foods, Xerox, contact
lenses

, Frisbees and the pill. There were no credit cards, laser beams
or ball-point pens.

We were before gay-rights,

How could so much go wrong in such a short time?

1946)

How could so much go wrong in such a short time?

Stay with this -- the answer is at the end -- it will blow you away.

One evening, a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current
events. The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the
shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.

The Grandma replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before
television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, Xerox, contact
lenses, Frisbees and the pill. There were no credit cards, laser beams
or ball-point pens. Man had not invented pantyhose, air conditioners,
dishwashers, clothes dryers, and the clothes were hung out to dry in
the fresh air and man had yet to walk on the moon. Your Grandfather and
I got married first and then lived together. Every family had a father
and a mother. Until I was 25, I called every man older than I, "Sir"- -
and after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a
title, "Sir." We were before gay-rights, computer-dating, dual careers,
day-care centers, and group therapy. Our lives were governed by the Ten
Commandments, good judgment, and common sense. We were taught to know
the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take
responsibility for our actions. Serving your country was a privilege;
living in this country was a bigger privilege. We thought fast food was
what people ate during

Lent. Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your
cousins. Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when
the evening breeze started. Time-sharing meant time the family spent
together in the evenings and weekends -- not purchasing condominiums.
We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric typewriters,
yogurt, or guys wearing earrings. We listened to the Big Bands, Jack
Benny, and the President's speeches on our radios. And I don't ever
remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey. If
you saw anything with 'Made in Japan' on it, it was junk. The term
'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam. Pizza Hut,
McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of. We had 5&10-cent stores
where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents. Ice-cream
cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a
nickel. And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel
on enough stamps to mail one letter and two postcards. You could buy a
new Chevy Coupe for $600, but who could afford one? Too bad because,
gas was 11 cents a gallon. In my day, "grass" was mowed, "coke" was a
cold drink, "pot" was something your mother cooked in, and "rock music"
was your grandmother's lullaby.

"Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office, "chip" meant a piece of
wood, "hardware" was found in a hardware store and software "wasn't
even a word. And we were the last generation to actually believe that a
lady needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old and
confused" and say there is a generation gap.

And how old do you think grandma is??? Read on to see -- pretty scary
if you think about it and pretty sad at the same time. This is
something to think about. How time has changed... Grandma is 58 (born
1946)

How could so much go wrong in such a short time?

Stay with this -- the answer is at the end -- it will blow you away.

One evening, a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current
events. The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the
shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.

The Grandma replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before
television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, Xerox, contact
lenses, Frisbees and the pill. There were no credit cards, laser beams
or ball-point pens. Man had not invented pantyhose, air conditioners,
dishwashers, clothes dryers, and the clothes were hung out to dry in
the fresh air and man had yet to walk on the moon. Your Grandfather and
I got married first and then lived together. Every family had a father
and a mother. Until I was 25, I called every man older than I, "Sir"- -
and after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a
title, "Sir." We were before gay-rights, computer-dating, dual careers,
day-care centers, and group therapy. Our lives were governed by the Ten
Commandments, good judgment, and common sense. We were taught to know
the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take
responsibility for our actions. Serving your country was a privilege;
living in this country was a bigger privilege. We thought fast food was
what people ate during

Lent. Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your
cousins. Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when
the evening breeze started. Time-sharing meant time the family spent
together in the evenings and weekends -- not purchasing condominiums.
We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric typewriters,
yogurt, or guys wearing earrings. We listened to the Big Bands, Jack
Benny, and the President's speeches on our radios. And I don't ever
remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey. If
you saw anything with 'Made in Japan' on it, it was junk. The term
'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam. Pizza Hut,
McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of. We had 5&10-cent stores
where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents. Ice-cream
cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a
nickel. And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel
on enough stamps to mail one letter and two postcards. You could buy a
new Chevy Coupe for $600, but who could afford one? Too bad because,
gas was 11 cents a gallon. In my day, "grass" was mowed, "coke" was a
cold drink, "pot" was something your mother cooked in, and "rock music"
was your grandmother's lullaby.

"Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office, "chip" meant a piece of
wood, "hardware" was found in a hardware store and software "wasn't
even a word. And we were the last generation to actually believe that a
lady needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old and
confused" and say there is a generation gap.

And how old do you think grandma is??? Read on to see -- pretty scary
if you think about it and pretty sad at the same time. This is
something to think about. How time has changed... Grandma is 58 (born
1946)

How could so much go wrong in such a short time?

Stay with this -- the answer is at the end -- it will blow you away.

One evening, a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current
events. The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the
shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.

The Grandma replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before
television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, Xerox, contact
lenses, Frisbees and the pill. There were no credit cards, laser beams
or ball-point pens. Man had not invented pantyhose, air conditioners,
dishwashers, clothes dryers, and the clothes were hung out to dry in
the fresh air and man had yet to walk on the moon. Your Grandfather and
I got married first and then lived together. Every family had a father
and a mother. Until I was 25, I called every man older than I, "Sir"- -
and after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a
title, "Sir." We were before gay-rights, computer-dating, dual careers,
day-care centers, and group therapy. Our lives were governed by the Ten
Commandments, good judgment, and common sense. We were taught to know
the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take
responsibility for our actions. Serving your country was a privilege;
living in this country was a bigger privilege. We thought fast food was
what people ate during

Lent. Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your
cousins. Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when
the evening breeze started. Time-sharing meant time the family spent
together in the evenings and weekends -- not purchasing condominiums.
We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric typewriters,
yogurt, or guys wearing earrings. We listened to the Big Bands, Jack
Benny, and the President's speeches on our radios. And I don't ever
remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey. If
you saw anything with 'Made in Japan' on it, it was junk. The term
'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam. Pizza Hut,
McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of. We had 5&10-cent stores
where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents. Ice-cream
cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a
nickel. And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel
on enough stamps to mail one letter and two postcards. You could buy a
new Chevy Coupe for $600, but who could afford one? Too bad because,
gas was 11 cents a gallon. In my day, "grass" was mowed, "coke" was a
cold drink, "pot" was something your mother cooked in, and "rock music"
was your grandmother's lullaby.

"Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office, "chip" meant a piece of
wood, "hardware" was found in a hardware store and software "wasn't
even a word. And we were the last generation to actually believe that a
lady needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old and
confused" and say there is a generation gap.

And how old do you think grandma is??? Read on to see -- pretty scary
if you think about it and pretty sad at the same time. This is
something to think about. How time has changed... Grandma is 58 (born
1946)

How could so much go wrong in such a short time?

Stay with this -- the answer is at the end -- it will blow you away.

One evening, a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current
events. The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the
shootings at schools,

Stay with this -- the answer is at the end -- it will blow you away.

One evening, a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current
events. The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the
shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.

The Grandma replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before
television

lenses, Frisbees and the pill.

There were no credit cards, laser beams
or ball-point pens.

Man had not invented pantyhose,

air conditioners,

dishwashers, clothes dryers, and the clothes were hung out to dry in
the fresh air and man had yet to walk on the moon.

Your Grandfather and
I got married first and then lived together. Every family had a

and a mother. Until I was 25, I called every man older than I, "Sir"-

and after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a
title, "Sir."

We were before gay-rights, computer-dating, dual careers,
day-care centers, and group therapy.

Our lives were governed by the Ten
Commandments,

good judgment, and common sense.

We were taught to know
the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take
responsibility for our actions. Serving your country was a privilege;
living in this country was a bigger privilege. We thought fast food

what people ate during

Lent. Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your
cousins. Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when
the evening breeze started. Time-sharing meant time the family spent
together in the evenings and weekends -- not purchasing condominiums.
We never heard of FM radios, tape decks,

CDs, electric typewriters,
yogurt,

or guys wearing earrings.

We listened to the Big Bands, Jack
Benny, and the President's speeches on our radios. And I don't ever
remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey. If
you saw anything with 'Made in Japan' on it, it was junk. The term
'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam. Pizza Hut,
McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of. We had 5&10-cent

where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents. Ice-cream
cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a
nickel. And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your

on enough stamps to mail one letter and two postcards. You could buy

new Chevy Coupe for $600, but who could afford one? Too bad because,
gas was 11 cents a gallon. In my day, "grass" was mowed, "coke" was a
cold drink, "pot" was something your mother cooked in, and "rock

was your grandmother's lullaby.

"Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office, "chip" meant a piece

wood, "hardware" was found in a hardware store and software "wasn't
even a word. And we were the last generation to actually believe that

lady needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old

confused" and say there is a generation gap.

And how old do you think grandma is???

Stay with this -- the answer is at the end -- it will blow you away.

One evening, a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current
events. The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the
shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.

The Grandma replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before
television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, Xerox, contact
lenses, Frisbees and the pill. There were no credit cards, laser

or ball-point pens. Man had not invented pantyhose, air conditioners,
dishwashers, clothes dryers, and the clothes were hung out to dry in
the fresh air and man had yet to walk on the moon. Your Grandfather

I got married first and then lived together. Every family had a

and a mother. Until I was 25, I called every man older than I, "Sir"-

and after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a
title, "Sir." We were before gay-rights, computer-dating, dual

day-care centers, and group therapy. Our lives were governed by the

Commandments, good judgment, and common sense. We were taught to know
the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take
responsibility for our actions. Serving your country was a privilege;
living in this country was a bigger privilege. We thought fast food

what people ate during

Lent. Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your
cousins. Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when
the evening breeze started. Time-sharing meant time the family spent
together in the evenings and weekends -- not purchasing condominiums.
We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric typewriters,
yogurt, or guys wearing earrings. We listened to the Big Bands, Jack
Benny, and the President's speeches on our radios. And I don't ever
remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey. If
you saw anything with 'Made in Japan' on it, it was junk. The term
'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam. Pizza Hut,
McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of. We had 5&10-cent

where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents. Ice-cream
cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a
nickel. And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your

on enough stamps to mail one letter and two postcards. You could buy

new Chevy Coupe for $600, but who could afford one? Too bad because,
gas was 11 cents a gallon. In my day, "grass" was mowed, "coke" was a
cold drink, "pot" was something your mother cooked in, and "rock

was your grandmother's lullaby.

"Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office, "chip" meant a piece

wood, "hardware" was found in a hardware store and software "wasn't
even a word. And we were the last generation to actually believe that

lady needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old

confused" and say there is a generation gap.

And how old do you think grandma is??? Read on to see -- pretty scary
if you think about it and pretty sad at the same time. This is
something to think about. How time has changed... Grandma is 58 (born
1946)

How could so much go wrong in such a short time?

Stay with this -- the answer is at the end -- it will blow you away.

One evening, a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current
events. The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the
shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.

The Grandma replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before
television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, Xerox, contact
lenses, Frisbees and the pill. There were no credit cards, laser beams
or ball-point pens. Man had not invented pantyhose, air conditioners,
dishwashers, clothes dryers, and the clothes were hung out to dry in
the fresh air and man had yet to walk on the moon. Your Grandfather and
I got married first and then lived together. Every family had a father
and a mother. Until I was 25, I called every man older than I, "Sir"- -
and after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a
title, "Sir." We were before gay-rights, computer-dating, dual careers,
day-care centers, and group therapy. Our lives were governed by the Ten
Commandments, good judgment, and common sense. We were taught to know
the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take
responsibility for our actions. Serving your country was a privilege;
living in this country was a bigger privilege. We thought fast food was
what people ate during

Lent. Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your
cousins. Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when
the evening breeze started. Time-sharing meant time the family spent
together in the evenings and weekends -- not purchasing condominiums.
We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric typewriters,
yogurt, or guys wearing earrings. We listened to the Big Bands, Jack
Benny, and the President's speeches on our radios. And I don't ever
remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey. If
you saw anything with 'Made in Japan' on it, it was junk. The term
'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam. Pizza Hut,
McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of. We had 5&10-cent stores
where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents. Ice-cream
cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a
nickel. And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel
on enough stamps to mail one letter and two postcards. You could buy a
new Chevy Coupe for $600, but who could afford one? Too bad because,
gas was 11 cents a gallon. In my day, "grass" was mowed, "coke" was a
cold drink, "pot" was something your mother cooked in, and "rock music"
was your grandmother's lullaby.

"Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office, "chip" meant a piece of
wood, "hardware" was found in a hardware store and software "wasn't
even a word. And we were the last generation to actually believe that a
lady needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old and
confused" and say there is a generation gap.

And how old do you think grandma is??? Read on to see -- pretty scary
if you think about it and pretty sad at the same time. This is
something to think about. How time has changed... Grandma is 58 (born
1946)

How could so much go wrong in such a short time?

Stay with this -- the answer is at the end -- it will blow you away.

One evening, a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current
events. The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the
shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.

The Grandma replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before
television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, Xerox, contact
lenses, Frisbees and the pill. There were no credit cards, laser beams
or ball-point pens. Man had not invented pantyhose, air conditioners,
dishwashers, clothes dryers, and the clothes were hung out to dry in
the fresh air and man had yet to walk on the moon. Your Grandfather and
I got married first and then lived together. Every family had a father
and a mother. Until I was 25, I called every man older than I, "Sir"- -
and after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a
title, "Sir." We were before gay-rights, computer-dating, dual careers,
day-care centers, and group therapy. Our lives were governed by the Ten
Commandments, good judgment, and common sense. We were taught to know
the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take
responsibility for our actions. Serving your country was a privilege;
living in this country was a bigger privilege. We thought fast food was
what people ate during

Lent. Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your
cousins. Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when
the evening breeze started. Time-sharing meant time the family spent
together in the evenings and weekends -- not purchasing condominiums.
We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric typewriters,
yogurt, or guys wearing earrings. We listened to the Big Bands, Jack
Benny, and the President's speeches on our radios. And I don't ever
remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey. If
you saw anything with 'Made in Japan' on it, it was junk. The term
'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam. Pizza Hut,
McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of. We had 5&10-cent stores
where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents. Ice-cream
cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a
nickel. And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel
on enough stamps to mail one letter and two postcards. You could buy a
new Chevy Coupe for $600, but who could afford one? Too bad because,
gas was 11 cents a gallon. In my day, "grass" was mowed, "coke" was a
cold drink, "pot" was something your mother cooked in, and "rock music"
was your grandmother's lullaby.

"Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office, "chip" meant a piece of
wood, "hardware" was found in a hardware store and software "wasn't
even a word. And we were the last generation to actually believe that a
lady needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old and
confused" and say there is a generation gap.

And how old do you think grandma is??? Read on to see -- pretty scary
if you think about it and pretty sad at the same time. This is
something to think about. How time has changed... Grandma is 58 (born
1946)

How could so much go wrong in such a short time?