http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/02/05/pope.health/index.html
"Pope John Paul II appears to feeling better..."
Well *****, I'm feeling better than I did a couple of weeks ago. He's like
me.
"Pope John Paul II [is] eager to return to work..."
What a dumbshit. Not like me.
"Pope John Paul II will give the traditional blessing for the Sunday Angelus
from the hospital, but an aide would read his address."
Yeah, I sit on my ***** in my office while stupid fucks half my age do all the
real work out on the floor. He's like me.
"The pope might stay for up to a week at the clinic's heavily guarded papal
suite..."
No, I've got to go back to work, such as it is, and get a few things done
around the house and take a pee on my own every now and again, all with no
guards present, unlike His Droolingness. Not like me.
"[The Pope] will not meet U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice when she
visits the Vatican Tuesday..."
And I'm not meeting with the lying apologist for mass murder either. He's
like me.
"Now the danger is over..." Funny, nobody gives a rat ***** whether I live
or die, even though I've been a much greater force for good in my lifetime
than the greatest spiritual tyrant in history. Not like me.
Need a tiebreaker, folks.
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