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"P. A. Abeles" |
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23 Jan 2004 03:54:09 AM |
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How to become an atheist. |
Requirements.
1. Your mother must be an atheist.
2. Your left little toe will removed.
3. You must have an IQ above 100.
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| User: "Goodness Godless" |
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| Title: Re: How to become an atheist. |
23 Jan 2004 01:53:26 PM |
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"P. A. Abeles" <nospampaabeles@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:5b6Qb.24774$Wa.5722@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
Requirements.
1. Your mother must be an atheist.
No, she was churchgoing to the very end.
2. Your left little toe will removed.
No, it is still there! I've had my tonsils out?
3. You must have an IQ above 100.
Does that mean we will never be in the majority?
Bit elitist!
In my old age, I wonder if I would test under 100?
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Goodness Godless
When I was young there was no respect for the young, and now that I am old
there is no respect for the old. I missed out coming and going.
J.B. Priestley
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| User: "Ineedmoney" |
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| Title: Re: How to become an atheist. |
23 Jan 2004 07:40:30 AM |
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"P. A. Abeles" <nospampaabeles@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:5b6Qb.24774$Wa.5722@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
Requirements.
1. Your mother must be an atheist.
2. Your left little toe will removed.
3. You must have an IQ above 100.
Crap, I still have my left little toe
Ed
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| User: "I Think..Therefore I Am Clayton" |
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| Title: Re: How to become an atheist. |
23 Jan 2004 07:05:16 PM |
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"P. A. Abeles" <nospampaabeles@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:5b6Qb.24774$Wa.5722@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
Requirements.
1. Your mother must be an atheist.
2. Your left little toe will removed.
3. You must have an IQ above 100.
Or just read the Bible...that does it for a lot of people.
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| User: "Phylter" |
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| Title: Re: How to become an atheist. |
24 Jan 2004 01:06:19 AM |
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"I Think..Therefore I Am Clayton" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKnotmyemail.com> astounded
us with: news:4011c469$0$26119$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au:
"P. A. Abeles" <nospampaabeles@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:5b6Qb.24774$Wa.5722@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
Requirements.
1. Your mother must be an atheist.
2. Your left little toe will removed.
3. You must have an IQ above 100.
Or just read the Bible...that does it for a lot of people.
The Lord Of The Rings is better mythology, and a much more enjoyable read.
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Phylter
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
http://www.rudraigh.com/afjc/regulars.html
Change "freeway" to "hotmail" to respond
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| User: "Geoff" |
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| Title: Re: How to become an atheist. |
23 Jan 2004 12:40:35 PM |
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"P. A. Abeles" <nospampaabeles@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:5b6Qb.24774$Wa.5722@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
Requirements.
1. Your mother must be an atheist.
From whence did the first atheist come? Eve was YEC, wasn't she?
2. Your left little toe will removed.
Useless little bugger.
3. You must have an IQ above 100.
I'm not sure it's a requirement, but it seems to correlate
pretty well anyhoo.
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| User: "Mekkala" |
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| Title: Re: How to become an atheist. |
23 Jan 2004 02:08:48 PM |
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On Fri 23 Jan 2004 12:40:35p, "Geoff" <gebobs@yahoo.nospam.com> kicked
back with a beer, ruminated at length, fell asleep, woke up, lit up a
joint, then fell asleep again after thoughtfully blurting out:
"P. A. Abeles" <nospampaabeles@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:5b6Qb.24774$Wa.5722@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
Requirements.
1. Your mother must be an atheist.
From whence did the first atheist come? Eve was YEC, wasn't she?
Ah, but Lilith was atheist!
2. Your left little toe will removed.
Useless little bugger.
Yep, this explains why women have one less toe than men (if you don't
get it, you've probably never heard a mindless theist claim that men
have one less rib than women, as I have :P ).
3. You must have an IQ above 100.
I'm not sure it's a requirement, but it seems to correlate
pretty well anyhoo.
Atheists with a sub-100 IQ are not True Atheists.
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Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"Atheism is ... the bed-rock of sanity in a world of madness."
--Emmett F. Fields
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| User: "Woden" |
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| Title: Re: How to become an atheist. |
23 Jan 2004 05:31:26 PM |
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"P. A. Abeles" <nospampaabeles@hotmail.com> wrote in news:5b6Qb.24774
$Wa.5722@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
Requirements.
1. Your mother must be an atheist.
Damn, that's going to ***** off my mother who considers herself a devout
xian.
2. Your left little toe will removed.
Hahahahaha. I snuck in and avoided this step.
3. You must have an IQ above 100.
Not required, but there seems to be a definite correlation here.
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Woden
"religion is a socio-political institution for the control of
people's thoughts, lives, and actions; based on
ancient myths and superstitions perpetrated through
generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "William Klee" |
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| Title: Re: How to become an atheist. |
23 Jan 2004 10:50:26 PM |
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In article <5b6Qb.24774$Wa.5722@news-server.bigpond.net.au>, P. A.
Abeles <nospampaabeles@hotmail.com> wrote:
Requirements.
1. Your mother must be an atheist.
Odd, then, than my allegedly atheistic mom sends me jesus tripe in my
e-mail almost every day.
2. Your left little toe will removed.
Still have ten little piggies.
3. You must have an IQ above 100.
I guess if I can only make one out of three, this is the best choice.
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| User: "Kate " |
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| Title: Re: How to become an atheist. |
24 Jan 2004 12:28:20 AM |
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On Fri, 23 Jan 2004 09:54:09 GMT, "P. A. Abeles"
<nospampaabeles@hotmail.com> wrote:
Requirements.
1. Your mother must be an atheist.
Do I qualify if my father is an atheist?
2. Your left little toe will removed.
My left little toe will removed what?
3. You must have an IQ above 100.
Do I have to stop there?
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| User: "Abeles" |
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| Title: Re: How to become an atheist. |
24 Jan 2004 01:29:16 AM |
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"Kate " <cobalt@newscene.com> wrote in message
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On Fri, 23 Jan 2004 09:54:09 GMT, "P. A. Abeles"
<nospampaabeles@hotmail.com> wrote:
Requirements.
1. Your mother must be an atheist.
Do I qualify if my father is an atheist?
The reform atheists will accept you, not the orthodox.
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| User: "Ineedmoney" |
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| Title: Re: How to become an atheist. |
24 Jan 2004 09:56:57 AM |
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"Abeles" <nospampaabeles@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"Kate " <cobalt@newscene.com> wrote in message
news:40230f88.313618656@news-west.newscene.com...
On Fri, 23 Jan 2004 09:54:09 GMT, "P. A. Abeles"
<nospampaabeles@hotmail.com> wrote:
Requirements.
1. Your mother must be an atheist.
Do I qualify if my father is an atheist?
The reform atheists will accept you, not the orthodox.
;-)
Ed
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| User: "Fred Stone" |
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| Title: Re: How to become an atheist. |
23 Jan 2004 12:52:35 PM |
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P. A. Abeles wrote:
Requirements.
1. Your mother must be an atheist.
My mother is most definitely not an atheist.
2. Your left little toe will removed.
Nope, still got both little toes.
3. You must have an IQ above 100.
One out of three ain't bad. ;-)
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
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