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"Mel" |
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28 Jan 2004 09:47:53 PM |
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How to Fix NASA |
This excellent article that I found today essentially summarises my current
view of NASA.
Highlights:
* Shuttle described as:
"The space shuttle is absolutely a dangerous, unreliable and costly vehicle.
If I had control of that project, I would make sure it never flew again."
concur.
read full article below.
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In another article I read today in regards the Mars rover Spirit,
http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99994610,
"The problem was clearly associated with the handling of files being written
to one of its three types of internal memory: a non-volatile 256 megabyte
flash memory.
Testing on Monday and Tuesday suggests that it is not the flash memory
itself that is at fault, but the software's file-handling system.
Unbeknownst to the engineers, there seems to be a limit on the number of
files that can be simultaneously stored in the flash memory, even though the
overall memory capacity is not full."
these fucking losers who designed Spirit and Opportunity didn't even bother
to perform the most rudimentary bounds checking before sending the thing
into outer space.
apparently during the 7 month trip to Mars, files collected in the flash
memory. too many it would seem because the operating system can't cope with
the amount of files and got itself stuck in a reboot cycle.
so they are hiring fucking loser programmers. programmers who couldn't be
bothered to write a simulation program to simulate a whole bunch of
different scenarios that could occur to the computer system during its
mission. to see what it can and cannot handle.
maybe they just dispensed with testing altogether. they did it the Microsoft
way. write crap code. release it. patch it via online updates.
never mind the software, it's time to fix NASA.
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/Default.aspx?id=4089237&p1=0
How to Fix NASA
A critic with a new book says the space agency needs an overhaul
WEB EXCLUSIVE
By Brad Stone
Newsweek
Updated: 5:16 p.m. ET Jan. 28, 2004
Jan. 28 - NASA has plenty on its plate these days: it must resolve the
future of the space shuttle fleet and the Hubble telescope, monitor the
health of its two Mars rovers, Spirit and Opportunity, and execute President
Bush’s recent directive to return astronauts to the moon in the next 15
years. But all that might seem trivial for the space organization when
compared with the task of defending itself against a penetrating indictment
in Greg Klerkx's new book, “Lost in Space: The Fall of NASA and the Dream of
a New Space Age,” (400 pages. Pantheon. $27.85).
Klerkx is a former manager at the SETI Institute, the Silicon Valley
organization that uses radio telescopes to scour the cosmos, looking for
signs of intelligent life in the universe. He’s devotedly followed America’s
space efforts since the heady days of the Apollo moon landings but thinks
that things have gone sharply downhill from there. The chief culprit: NASA,
an organization that, Klerkx charges, not only can’t think beyond its own
self-preservation but effectively strangles all independent commercial
attempts to change the dynamics of getting to space.
The book is an absorbing jeremiad for those who, like Klerkx, look beyond
the PR shots of jubilant Jet Propulsion Laboratory scientists rejoicing at
the latest photos from Mars and wonder what happened to the real promise of
the space age—sending humans beyond Earth’s orbit. The book examines
declining public interest in human space exploration since the Challenger
disaster and profiles a host of promising entrepreneurial efforts that have
been strangled by the barriers NASA erects to preserve the status quo.
Klerkx reserves his greatest contempt for the space shuttle and the
International Space Station, two massive, expensive programs of dubious
scientific value and safety that have come to represent NASA’s bureaucratic
inflexibility.
In a recent interview from his home in London, Klerkx spoke to NEWSWEEK’s
Brad Stone about the new Bush plan, the most promising space startups and
whether NASA deserves a break.
How much credit do you give NASA for its two Mars landings?
It’s hard to land robotic probes on distant worlds. NASA had its fair share
of problems but has also had successes like Pathfinder, Spirit and
Opportunity. It’s a triumph for NASA’s robotics program, but that is very
different from its human space-flight program. One would hope in the new
Bush space plan, these kinds of missions continue.
On Jan. 14, President Bush laid out a bold vision for the future of human
space exploration. How practical is that vision?
If you’re interested in a future for human space flight, you have to start
at a positive position on the Bush proposal. And then you have to ask the
really cold-blooded questions. Can NASA do this? Do they have the technical
expertise? Do they have the organizational system in place? If you consider
the shuttle and space-station programs, it doesn’t look good. Both have been
consistently mismanaged. And from what I’m reading about how NASA is
beginning to shape the new initiative, it looks like the same players and
the same way of doing business. I think this plan has a chance of being
funded for as long as Mr. Bush is in office. After that, if time and budgets
are blown, subsequent congresses and presidents will say, this isn’t what we
ought to be doing with our money.
Is the plan enough to get people excited in human space flight again?
If there is one large philosophical flaw in the Bush plan, it is that by
revisiting the kind of vision and the kind of process that drove Apollo, you
can revitalize NASA and revive interest in human space flight. As long as
people are only spectators, they will lose interest very quickly. One real
bellwether on how this will go is whether NASA sticks to its commitment to
fly Barbara Morgan [the teacher who was to have followed Christa McAuliffe
into space]. If NASA sticks to its commitment, I would be more optimistic.
If it does send people to moon, at least one should be someone who
represents the general public, whether a teacher or a writer or an artist.
It shouldn’t be just the usual buzz-cut crew.
Why should NASA take the added risk of sending civilians when space flight
has proven so risky of late?
Because NASA risks boring or alienating its paying public if that public
doesn't connect to those doing the exploring. Sending Barbara Morgan and
others like her would both raise the visibility of NASA's activities and
send a message that the agency understood the very personal appeal, to many,
of space flight.
Do you think the new moon/Mars plan spells doom for the shuttle or the
International Space Station?
Backing out of the space shuttle and the space station may be the best thing
that comes out of this plan. The space shuttle is absolutely a dangerous,
unreliable and costly vehicle. If I had control of that project, I would
make sure it never flew again. The next time there’s a shuttle accident—and
even if it flies through 2010, that’s a lot of time for it to happen
again—any plan that Mr. Bush has put in place will come crashing down. As
for the ISS, they talk about it being completed in 2010. I’m not sure how
quickly either one of those programs are going to end.
You write in support of an entrepreneurial space industry, but haven’t most
of those smaller companies failed over the last few decades?
There’s a couple of ways to answer that criticism. I think the first is that
the companies that have been successful with orbital launches (Boeing,
Lockheed Martin) have benefited from a tremendous amount of government
investment. So when NASA says, prove you can do what you can say you can do,
they know that entrepreneurs are starting from a handicapped position. That
said, you can take a company like SpaceX and its founder, Elon Musk, who
started from a clean slate and brought in people who were ex-NASA and
ex-big-aerospace, and in a very short period of time developed an orbital
rocket for less than half the price of the nearest competitor. That is the
kind of process NASA needs to emulate if it is going to fulfill its mandate
and get the public interested again.
Later this year, someone could win the X Prize, the $10 million award for
the first privately launched suborbital manned spacecraft. Do you think that
could revive the public’s interest and appetite for human space flight?
It will definitely pique public interest. Appetite would follow only if
companies quickly use the winner as a template for vehicles that start
launching more people for reasonable cost, and with reasonable assurances of
safety. Obviously, any fatal catastrophe wouldn't help the cause, but as
long as companies providing such services were clearly seen as paying close
attention to safety, even fatal accidents could be overcome as they were in
the early days of aviation.
Should NASA be disbanded—it’s resources and technology distributed to
smaller agencies and companies?
Certainly, NASA could be productively disbanded, and indeed space travel and
exploration might ultimately be the better for it. Here's a reasonable
scenario: spin off Earth monitoring to the NOAA and unmanned exploration to
the Jet Propulsion Lab; remake the Johnson Space Center as its own human
space-exploration organization. Reevaluate what's left and fold it into the
Office of Commercial Space Transportation, trimming whatever doesn't
contribute to the following critical goal: lowering the cost of delivering
mass to orbit. This would be done via in-house R&D and hard-cash incentives
to spur smaller but potentially innovative players. Lowering the cost to
orbit would help everyone, in every space sector, regardless of mission.
Have you heard from anyone at NASA about your book?
Not a word.
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
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| User: "Kshatriya" |
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30 Jan 2004 03:30:35 PM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message news:<sqtg10tbm38pkkbjd621q6lilqok45ac37@4ax.com>...
so they are hiring fucking loser programmers. programmers who couldn't be
bothered to write a simulation program to simulate a whole bunch of
different scenarios that could occur to the computer system during its
mission. to see what it can and cannot handle.
maybe they just dispensed with testing altogether. they did it the Microsoft
way. write crap code. release it. patch it via online updates.
I agree thier programmers suck . They should outsource all thier
mission critical work to India. I bet the intelligent people there
will make sure it works no matter what.
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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30 Jan 2004 09:12:42 PM |
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"Kshatriya" <kshatriya_bharat@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:a35cedea.0401301330.913bf5f@posting.google.com...
: "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:<sqtg10tbm38pkkbjd621q6lilqok45ac37@4ax.com>...
: >
: > so they are hiring fucking loser programmers. programmers who couldn't
be
: > bothered to write a simulation program to simulate a whole bunch of
: > different scenarios that could occur to the computer system during its
: > mission. to see what it can and cannot handle.
: >
: > maybe they just dispensed with testing altogether. they did it the
Microsoft
: > way. write crap code. release it. patch it via online updates.
:
: I agree thier programmers suck . They should outsource all thier
: mission critical work to India. I bet the intelligent people there
: will make sure it works no matter what.
Yeah.... ms is constipated..... indians "intelligence" ...<snork>...
will sure cure that.
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| User: "MosZibby CLOWN@ATJ" |
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30 Jan 2004 09:38:35 PM |
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"ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
news:85FSb.29085$9k7.551923@news.xtra.co.nz...
"Kshatriya" <kshatriya_bharat@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:a35cedea.0401301330.913bf5f@posting.google.com...
: "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:<sqtg10tbm38pkkbjd621q6lilqok45ac37@4ax.com>...
: >
: > so they are hiring fucking loser programmers. programmers who couldn't
be
: > bothered to write a simulation program to simulate a whole bunch of
: > different scenarios that could occur to the computer system during its
: > mission. to see what it can and cannot handle.
: >
: > maybe they just dispensed with testing altogether. they did it the
Microsoft
: > way. write crap code. release it. patch it via online updates.
:
: I agree thier programmers suck . They should outsource all thier
: mission critical work to India. I bet the intelligent people there
: will make sure it works no matter what.
Yeah.... ms is constipated..... indians "intelligence" ...<snork>...
will sure cure that.
Hey, "<snork>" is Jule§' word! Can't you come up
with anything on your own? Kiwee dork, stealing
from others..
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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30 Jan 2004 10:02:57 PM |
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"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
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: "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
: news:85FSb.29085$9k7.551923@news.xtra.co.nz...
: >
: > "Kshatriya" <kshatriya_bharat@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: > news:a35cedea.0401301330.913bf5f@posting.google.com...
: > : "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: > news:<sqtg10tbm38pkkbjd621q6lilqok45ac37@4ax.com>...
: > : >
: > : > so they are hiring fucking loser programmers. programmers who
couldn't
: > be
: > : > bothered to write a simulation program to simulate a whole bunch of
: > : > different scenarios that could occur to the computer system during
its
: > : > mission. to see what it can and cannot handle.
: > : >
: > : > maybe they just dispensed with testing altogether. they did it the
: > Microsoft
: > : > way. write crap code. release it. patch it via online updates.
: > :
: > : I agree thier programmers suck . They should outsource all thier
: > : mission critical work to India. I bet the intelligent people there
: > : will make sure it works no matter what.
: >
: >
: > Yeah.... ms is constipated..... indians "intelligence" ...<snork>...
: > will sure cure that.
:
: Hey, "<snork>" is Jule§' word! Can't you come up
: with anything on your own? Kiwee dork, stealing
: from others..
<Looks down and peels back foreskin to check if it's clean
after arse raping mosie>...... Ain't nothing here of yours
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| User: "MosZibby CLOWN@ATJ" |
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31 Jan 2004 02:07:57 PM |
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"ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
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: >
: >
: > Yeah.... ms is constipated..... indians "intelligence" ...<snork>...
: > will sure cure that.
:
: Hey, "<snork>" is Jule§' word! Can't you come up
: with anything on your own? Kiwee dork, stealing
: from others..
<Looks down and peels back foreskin to check if it's clean
after arse raping mosie>...... Ain't nothing here of yours
Another admission by droll of his homosexuality.
You is sad.
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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31 Jan 2004 02:39:42 PM |
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: > news:101m8tqgikbilbb@corp.supernews.com...
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: > : >
: > : >
: > : > Yeah.... ms is constipated..... indians "intelligence" ...<snork>...
: > : > will sure cure that.
: > :
: > : Hey, "<snork>" is Jule§' word! Can't you come up
: > : with anything on your own? Kiwee dork, stealing
: > : from others..
: >
: >
: > <Looks down and peels back foreskin to check if it's clean
: > after arse raping mosie>...... Ain't nothing here of yours
:
: Another admission by droll of his homosexuality.
: You is sad.
Sure mossie..... now wipe away yer tears and smile
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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02 Feb 2004 01:27:20 AM |
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ur_droll wrote:
"Kshatriya" <kshatriya_bharat@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:a35cedea.0401301330.913bf5f@posting.google.com...
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:<sqtg10tbm38pkkbjd621q6lilqok45ac37@4ax.com>...
so they are hiring fucking loser programmers. programmers who
couldn't be bothered to write a simulation program to simulate a
whole bunch of different scenarios that could occur to the computer
system during its mission. to see what it can and cannot handle.
maybe they just dispensed with testing altogether. they did it the
Microsoft way. write crap code. release it. patch it via online
updates.
I agree thier programmers suck . They should outsource all thier
mission critical work to India. I bet the intelligent people there
will make sure it works no matter what.
Yeah.... ms is constipated..... indians "intelligence" ...<snork>...
will sure cure that.
Yer a retard, aren't you drolly?
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Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Loving stupid people since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: How to Fix NASA |
02 Feb 2004 01:40:45 AM |
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"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
news:bvku5q$qqe$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: ur_droll wrote:
: > "Kshatriya" <kshatriya_bharat@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: > news:a35cedea.0401301330.913bf5f@posting.google.com...
: >> "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: > news:<sqtg10tbm38pkkbjd621q6lilqok45ac37@4ax.com>...
: >>>
: >>> so they are hiring fucking loser programmers. programmers who
: >>> couldn't be bothered to write a simulation program to simulate a
: >>> whole bunch of different scenarios that could occur to the computer
: >>> system during its mission. to see what it can and cannot handle.
: >>>
: >>> maybe they just dispensed with testing altogether. they did it the
: >>> Microsoft way. write crap code. release it. patch it via online
: >>> updates.
: >>
: >> I agree thier programmers suck . They should outsource all thier
: >> mission critical work to India. I bet the intelligent people there
: >> will make sure it works no matter what.
: >
: >
: > Yeah.... ms is constipated..... indians "intelligence" ...<snork>...
: > will sure cure that.
:
: Yer a retard, aren't you drolly?
Would that make the pain I cause you to be any less polly?
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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| Title: Re: How to Fix NASA |
02 Feb 2004 02:30:28 AM |
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ur_droll wrote:
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
news:bvku5q$qqe$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
ur_droll wrote:
"Kshatriya" <kshatriya_bharat@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:a35cedea.0401301330.913bf5f@posting.google.com...
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:<sqtg10tbm38pkkbjd621q6lilqok45ac37@4ax.com>...
so they are hiring fucking loser programmers. programmers who
couldn't be bothered to write a simulation program to simulate a
whole bunch of different scenarios that could occur to the
computer system during its mission. to see what it can and cannot
handle.
maybe they just dispensed with testing altogether. they did it the
Microsoft way. write crap code. release it. patch it via online
updates.
I agree thier programmers suck . They should outsource all thier
mission critical work to India. I bet the intelligent people there
will make sure it works no matter what.
Yeah.... ms is constipated..... indians "intelligence" ...<snork>...
will sure cure that.
Yer a retard, aren't you drolly?
Would that make the pain I cause you to be any less polly?
Smoke a bit more, then get back to me. PKB
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Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Loving stupid people since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: How to Fix NASA |
02 Feb 2004 02:38:54 AM |
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"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
news:bvl1s8$un1$2@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: ur_droll wrote:
: > "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
: > news:bvku5q$qqe$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: >> ur_droll wrote:
: >>> "Kshatriya" <kshatriya_bharat@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: >>> news:a35cedea.0401301330.913bf5f@posting.google.com...
: >>>> "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: >>> news:<sqtg10tbm38pkkbjd621q6lilqok45ac37@4ax.com>...
: >>>>>
: >>>>> so they are hiring fucking loser programmers. programmers who
: >>>>> couldn't be bothered to write a simulation program to simulate a
: >>>>> whole bunch of different scenarios that could occur to the
: >>>>> computer system during its mission. to see what it can and cannot
: >>>>> handle.
: >>>>>
: >>>>> maybe they just dispensed with testing altogether. they did it the
: >>>>> Microsoft way. write crap code. release it. patch it via online
: >>>>> updates.
: >>>>
: >>>> I agree thier programmers suck . They should outsource all thier
: >>>> mission critical work to India. I bet the intelligent people there
: >>>> will make sure it works no matter what.
: >>>
: >>>
: >>> Yeah.... ms is constipated..... indians "intelligence" ...<snork>...
: >>> will sure cure that.
: >>
: >> Yer a retard, aren't you drolly?
: >
: > Would that make the pain I cause you to be any less polly?
:
: Smoke a bit more, then get back to me. PKB
That makes about as much sense as any other piffle that yer've babbled
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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| Title: Re: How to Fix NASA |
02 Feb 2004 02:43:02 AM |
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ur_droll wrote:
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
news:bvl1s8$un1$2@lust.ihug.co.nz...
ur_droll wrote:
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
news:bvku5q$qqe$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
ur_droll wrote:
"Kshatriya" <kshatriya_bharat@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:a35cedea.0401301330.913bf5f@posting.google.com...
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:<sqtg10tbm38pkkbjd621q6lilqok45ac37@4ax.com>...
so they are hiring fucking loser programmers. programmers who
couldn't be bothered to write a simulation program to simulate a
whole bunch of different scenarios that could occur to the
computer system during its mission. to see what it can and
cannot handle.
maybe they just dispensed with testing altogether. they did it
the Microsoft way. write crap code. release it. patch it via
online updates.
I agree thier programmers suck . They should outsource all thier
mission critical work to India. I bet the intelligent people
there will make sure it works no matter what.
Yeah.... ms is constipated..... indians "intelligence"
...<snork>... will sure cure that.
Yer a retard, aren't you drolly?
Would that make the pain I cause you to be any less polly?
Smoke a bit more, then get back to me. PKB
That makes about as much sense as any other piffle that yer've babbled
Ooo the piffles and the babbles.........you've got the big guns out now.
Should I get you a tissue soon?
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Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Loving stupid people since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: How to Fix NASA |
02 Feb 2004 03:57:46 AM |
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"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
news:bvl2nv$vpt$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: ur_droll wrote:
: > "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
: > news:bvl1s8$un1$2@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: >> ur_droll wrote:
: >>> "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
: >>> news:bvku5q$qqe$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: >>>> ur_droll wrote:
: >>>>> "Kshatriya" <kshatriya_bharat@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: >>>>> news:a35cedea.0401301330.913bf5f@posting.google.com...
: >>>>>> "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: >>>>> news:<sqtg10tbm38pkkbjd621q6lilqok45ac37@4ax.com>...
: >>>>>>>
: >>>>>>> so they are hiring fucking loser programmers. programmers who
: >>>>>>> couldn't be bothered to write a simulation program to simulate a
: >>>>>>> whole bunch of different scenarios that could occur to the
: >>>>>>> computer system during its mission. to see what it can and
: >>>>>>> cannot handle.
: >>>>>>>
: >>>>>>> maybe they just dispensed with testing altogether. they did it
: >>>>>>> the Microsoft way. write crap code. release it. patch it via
: >>>>>>> online updates.
: >>>>>>
: >>>>>> I agree thier programmers suck . They should outsource all thier
: >>>>>> mission critical work to India. I bet the intelligent people
: >>>>>> there will make sure it works no matter what.
: >>>>>
: >>>>>
: >>>>> Yeah.... ms is constipated..... indians "intelligence"
: >>>>> ...<snork>... will sure cure that.
: >>>>
: >>>> Yer a retard, aren't you drolly?
: >>>
: >>> Would that make the pain I cause you to be any less polly?
: >>
: >> Smoke a bit more, then get back to me. PKB
: >
: >
: > That makes about as much sense as any other piffle that yer've babbled
:
: Ooo the piffles and the babbles.........you've got the big guns out now.
: Should I get you a tissue soon?
Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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| Title: Re: How to Fix NASA |
02 Feb 2004 02:43:02 AM |
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ur_droll wrote:
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
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ur_droll wrote:
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
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ur_droll wrote:
"Kshatriya" <kshatriya_bharat@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:<sqtg10tbm38pkkbjd621q6lilqok45ac37@4ax.com>...
so they are hiring fucking loser programmers. programmers who
couldn't be bothered to write a simulation program to simulate a
whole bunch of different scenarios that could occur to the
computer system during its mission. to see what it can and
cannot handle.
maybe they just dispensed with testing altogether. they did it
the Microsoft way. write crap code. release it. patch it via
online updates.
I agree thier programmers suck . They should outsource all thier
mission critical work to India. I bet the intelligent people
there will make sure it works no matter what.
Yeah.... ms is constipated..... indians "intelligence"
...<snork>... will sure cure that.
Yer a retard, aren't you drolly?
Would that make the pain I cause you to be any less polly?
Smoke a bit more, then get back to me. PKB
That makes about as much sense as any other piffle that yer've babbled
Ooo the piffles and the babbles.........you've got the big guns out now.
Should I get you a tissue soon?
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Loving stupid people since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| Title: Re: How to Fix NASA |
02 Feb 2004 03:57:06 AM |
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"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
news:bvl52s$313$3@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: ur_droll wrote:
: > "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
: > news:bvl1s8$un1$2@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: >> ur_droll wrote:
: >>> "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
: >>> news:bvku5q$qqe$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: >>>> ur_droll wrote:
: >>>>> "Kshatriya" <kshatriya_bharat@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: >>>>> news:a35cedea.0401301330.913bf5f@posting.google.com...
: >>>>>> "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: >>>>> news:<sqtg10tbm38pkkbjd621q6lilqok45ac37@4ax.com>...
: >>>>>>>
: >>>>>>> so they are hiring fucking loser programmers. programmers who
: >>>>>>> couldn't be bothered to write a simulation program to simulate a
: >>>>>>> whole bunch of different scenarios that could occur to the
: >>>>>>> computer system during its mission. to see what it can and
: >>>>>>> cannot handle.
: >>>>>>>
: >>>>>>> maybe they just dispensed with testing altogether. they did it
: >>>>>>> the Microsoft way. write crap code. release it. patch it via
: >>>>>>> online updates.
: >>>>>>
: >>>>>> I agree thier programmers suck . They should outsource all thier
: >>>>>> mission critical work to India. I bet the intelligent people
: >>>>>> there will make sure it works no matter what.
: >>>>>
: >>>>>
: >>>>> Yeah.... ms is constipated..... indians "intelligence"
: >>>>> ...<snork>... will sure cure that.
: >>>>
: >>>> Yer a retard, aren't you drolly?
: >>>
: >>> Would that make the pain I cause you to be any less polly?
: >>
: >> Smoke a bit more, then get back to me. PKB
: >
: >
: > That makes about as much sense as any other piffle that yer've babbled
:
: Ooo the piffles and the babbles.........you've got the big guns out now.
: Should I get you a tissue soon?
Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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| Title: Re: How to Fix NASA |
02 Feb 2004 02:43:02 AM |
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ur_droll wrote:
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
news:bvl1s8$un1$2@lust.ihug.co.nz...
ur_droll wrote:
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
news:bvku5q$qqe$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
ur_droll wrote:
"Kshatriya" <kshatriya_bharat@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:a35cedea.0401301330.913bf5f@posting.google.com...
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:<sqtg10tbm38pkkbjd621q6lilqok45ac37@4ax.com>...
so they are hiring fucking loser programmers. programmers who
couldn't be bothered to write a simulation program to simulate a
whole bunch of different scenarios that could occur to the
computer system during its mission. to see what it can and
cannot handle.
maybe they just dispensed with testing altogether. they did it
the Microsoft way. write crap code. release it. patch it via
online updates.
I agree thier programmers suck . They should outsource all thier
mission critical work to India. I bet the intelligent people
there will make sure it works no matter what.
Yeah.... ms is constipated..... indians "intelligence"
...<snork>... will sure cure that.
Yer a retard, aren't you drolly?
Would that make the pain I cause you to be any less polly?
Smoke a bit more, then get back to me. PKB
That makes about as much sense as any other piffle that yer've babbled
Ooo the piffles and the babbles.........you've got the big guns out now.
Should I get you a tissue soon?
--
______________________________
Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Loving stupid people since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: How to Fix NASA |
02 Feb 2004 03:58:01 AM |
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"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
news:bvl2qc$vs0$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: ur_droll wrote:
: > "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
: > news:bvl1s8$un1$2@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: >> ur_droll wrote:
: >>> "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
: >>> news:bvku5q$qqe$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: >>>> ur_droll wrote:
: >>>>> "Kshatriya" <kshatriya_bharat@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: >>>>> news:a35cedea.0401301330.913bf5f@posting.google.com...
: >>>>>> "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: >>>>> news:<sqtg10tbm38pkkbjd621q6lilqok45ac37@4ax.com>...
: >>>>>>>
: >>>>>>> so they are hiring fucking loser programmers. programmers who
: >>>>>>> couldn't be bothered to write a simulation program to simulate a
: >>>>>>> whole bunch of different scenarios that could occur to the
: >>>>>>> computer system during its mission. to see what it can and
: >>>>>>> cannot handle.
: >>>>>>>
: >>>>>>> maybe they just dispensed with testing altogether. they did it
: >>>>>>> the Microsoft way. write crap code. release it. patch it via
: >>>>>>> online updates.
: >>>>>>
: >>>>>> I agree thier programmers suck . They should outsource all thier
: >>>>>> mission critical work to India. I bet the intelligent people
: >>>>>> there will make sure it works no matter what.
: >>>>>
: >>>>>
: >>>>> Yeah.... ms is constipated..... indians "intelligence"
: >>>>> ...<snork>... will sure cure that.
: >>>>
: >>>> Yer a retard, aren't you drolly?
: >>>
: >>> Would that make the pain I cause you to be any less polly?
: >>
: >> Smoke a bit more, then get back to me. PKB
: >
: >
: > That makes about as much sense as any other piffle that yer've babbled
:
: Ooo the piffles and the babbles.........you've got the big guns out now.
: Should I get you a tissue soon?
Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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| Title: Re: How to Fix NASA |
02 Feb 2004 04:03:02 AM |
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ur_droll wrote:
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
news:bvl2qc$vs0$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
ur_droll wrote:
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
news:bvl1s8$un1$2@lust.ihug.co.nz...
ur_droll wrote:
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
news:bvku5q$qqe$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
ur_droll wrote:
"Kshatriya" <kshatriya_bharat@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:a35cedea.0401301330.913bf5f@posting.google.com...
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:<sqtg10tbm38pkkbjd621q6lilqok45ac37@4ax.com>...
so they are hiring fucking loser programmers. programmers who
couldn't be bothered to write a simulation program to
simulate a whole bunch of different scenarios that could
occur to the computer system during its mission. to see what
it can and cannot handle.
maybe they just dispensed with testing altogether. they did it
the Microsoft way. write crap code. release it. patch it via
online updates.
I agree thier programmers suck . They should outsource all
thier mission critical work to India. I bet the intelligent
people there will make sure it works no matter what.
Yeah.... ms is constipated..... indians "intelligence"
...<snork>... will sure cure that.
Yer a retard, aren't you drolly?
Would that make the pain I cause you to be any less polly?
Smoke a bit more, then get back to me. PKB
That makes about as much sense as any other piffle that yer've
babbled
Ooo the piffles and the babbles.........you've got the big guns out
now. Should I get you a tissue soon?
Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
You're sad.
--
______________________________
Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Loving stupid people since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: How to Fix NASA |
02 Feb 2004 04:09:49 AM |
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"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
news:bvl79q$4na$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: ur_droll wrote:
: > "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
: > news:bvl2qc$vs0$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: >> ur_droll wrote:
: >>> "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
: >>> news:bvl1s8$un1$2@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: >>>> ur_droll wrote:
: >>>>> "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
: >>>>> news:bvku5q$qqe$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: >>>>>> ur_droll wrote:
: >>>>>>> "Kshatriya" <kshatriya_bharat@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: >>>>>>> news:a35cedea.0401301330.913bf5f@posting.google.com...
: >>>>>>>> "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: >>>>>>> news:<sqtg10tbm38pkkbjd621q6lilqok45ac37@4ax.com>...
: >>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>> so they are hiring fucking loser programmers. programmers who
: >>>>>>>>> couldn't be bothered to write a simulation program to
: >>>>>>>>> simulate a whole bunch of different scenarios that could
: >>>>>>>>> occur to the computer system during its mission. to see what
: >>>>>>>>> it can and cannot handle.
: >>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>> maybe they just dispensed with testing altogether. they did it
: >>>>>>>>> the Microsoft way. write crap code. release it. patch it via
: >>>>>>>>> online updates.
: >>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>> I agree thier programmers suck . They should outsource all
: >>>>>>>> thier mission critical work to India. I bet the intelligent
: >>>>>>>> people there will make sure it works no matter what.
: >>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>
: >>>>>>> Yeah.... ms is constipated..... indians "intelligence"
: >>>>>>> ...<snork>... will sure cure that.
: >>>>>>
: >>>>>> Yer a retard, aren't you drolly?
: >>>>>
: >>>>> Would that make the pain I cause you to be any less polly?
: >>>>
: >>>> Smoke a bit more, then get back to me. PKB
: >>>
: >>>
: >>> That makes about as much sense as any other piffle that yer've
: >>> babbled
: >>
: >> Ooo the piffles and the babbles.........you've got the big guns out
: >> now. Should I get you a tissue soon?
: >
: >
: > Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
: >
: > Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
: >
: > Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
:
: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
:
: You're sad.
Happy as...... Thanks for guessing
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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| Title: Re: How to Fix NASA |
02 Feb 2004 04:11:42 AM |
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ur_droll wrote:
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
news:bvl79q$4na$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
ur_droll wrote:
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
news:bvl2qc$vs0$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
ur_droll wrote:
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
news:bvl1s8$un1$2@lust.ihug.co.nz...
ur_droll wrote:
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
news:bvku5q$qqe$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
ur_droll wrote:
"Kshatriya" <kshatriya_bharat@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:a35cedea.0401301330.913bf5f@posting.google.com...
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:<sqtg10tbm38pkkbjd621q6lilqok45ac37@4ax.com>...
so they are hiring fucking loser programmers. programmers
who couldn't be bothered to write a simulation program to
simulate a whole bunch of different scenarios that could
occur to the computer system during its mission. to see what
it can and cannot handle.
maybe they just dispensed with testing altogether. they did
it the Microsoft way. write crap code. release it. patch it
via online updates.
I agree thier programmers suck . They should outsource all
thier mission critical work to India. I bet the intelligent
people there will make sure it works no matter what.
Yeah.... ms is constipated..... indians "intelligence"
...<snork>... will sure cure that.
Yer a retard, aren't you drolly?
Would that make the pain I cause you to be any less polly?
Smoke a bit more, then get back to me. PKB
That makes about as much sense as any other piffle that yer've
babbled
Ooo the piffles and the babbles.........you've got the big guns out
now. Should I get you a tissue soon?
Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
You're sad.
Happy as...... Thanks for guessing
Kicked in, has it?
--
______________________________
Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Loving stupid people since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: How to Fix NASA |
02 Feb 2004 04:29:49 AM |
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"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
news:bvl7q1$4v1$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: ur_droll wrote:
: > "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
: > news:bvl79q$4na$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: >> ur_droll wrote:
: >>> "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
: >>> news:bvl2qc$vs0$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: >>>> ur_droll wrote:
: >>>>> "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
: >>>>> news:bvl1s8$un1$2@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: >>>>>> ur_droll wrote:
: >>>>>>> "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
: >>>>>>> news:bvku5q$qqe$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: >>>>>>>> ur_droll wrote:
: >>>>>>>>> "Kshatriya" <kshatriya_bharat@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: >>>>>>>>> news:a35cedea.0401301330.913bf5f@posting.google.com...
: >>>>>>>>>> "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: >>>>>>>>> news:<sqtg10tbm38pkkbjd621q6lilqok45ac37@4ax.com>...
: >>>>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>>>> so they are hiring fucking loser programmers. programmers
: >>>>>>>>>>> who couldn't be bothered to write a simulation program to
: >>>>>>>>>>> simulate a whole bunch of different scenarios that could
: >>>>>>>>>>> occur to the computer system during its mission. to see what
: >>>>>>>>>>> it can and cannot handle.
: >>>>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>>>> maybe they just dispensed with testing altogether. they did
: >>>>>>>>>>> it the Microsoft way. write crap code. release it. patch it
: >>>>>>>>>>> via online updates.
: >>>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>>> I agree thier programmers suck . They should outsource all
: >>>>>>>>>> thier mission critical work to India. I bet the intelligent
: >>>>>>>>>> people there will make sure it works no matter what.
: >>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>> Yeah.... ms is constipated..... indians "intelligence"
: >>>>>>>>> ...<snork>... will sure cure that.
: >>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>> Yer a retard, aren't you drolly?
: >>>>>>>
: >>>>>>> Would that make the pain I cause you to be any less polly?
: >>>>>>
: >>>>>> Smoke a bit more, then get back to me. PKB
: >>>>>
: >>>>>
: >>>>> That makes about as much sense as any other piffle that yer've
: >>>>> babbled
: >>>>
: >>>> Ooo the piffles and the babbles.........you've got the big guns out
: >>>> now. Should I get you a tissue soon?
: >>>
: >>>
: >>> Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
: >>>
: >>> Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
: >>>
: >>> Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
: >>
: >> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
: >>
: >> You're sad.
: >
: >
: > Happy as...... Thanks for guessing
:
: Kicked in, has it?
Not yet..... any minute now
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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| Title: Re: How to Fix NASA |
02 Feb 2004 04:36:41 AM |
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ur_droll wrote:
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
news:bvl7q1$4v1$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
ur_droll wrote:
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
news:bvl79q$4na$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
ur_droll wrote:
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
news:bvl2qc$vs0$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
ur_droll wrote:
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
news:bvl1s8$un1$2@lust.ihug.co.nz...
ur_droll wrote:
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
news:bvku5q$qqe$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
ur_droll wrote:
"Kshatriya" <kshatriya_bharat@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:a35cedea.0401301330.913bf5f@posting.google.com...
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:<sqtg10tbm38pkkbjd621q6lilqok45ac37@4ax.com>...
so they are hiring fucking loser programmers. programmers
who couldn't be bothered to write a simulation program to
simulate a whole bunch of different scenarios that could
occur to the computer system during its mission. to see
what it can and cannot handle.
maybe they just dispensed with testing altogether. they
did it the Microsoft way. write crap code. release it.
patch it via online updates.
I agree thier programmers suck . They should outsource all
thier mission critical work to India. I bet the intelligent
people there will make sure it works no matter what.
Yeah.... ms is constipated..... indians "intelligence"
...<snork>... will sure cure that.
Yer a retard, aren't you drolly?
Would that make the pain I cause you to be any less polly?
Smoke a bit more, then get back to me. PKB
That makes about as much sense as any other piffle that yer've
babbled
Ooo the piffles and the babbles.........you've got the big guns
out now. Should I get you a tissue soon?
Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
You're sad.
Happy as...... Thanks for guessing
Kicked in, has it?
Not yet..... any minute now
You have a time delay?
--
______________________________
Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Loving stupid people since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: How to Fix NASA |
02 Feb 2004 04:38:32 AM |
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"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
news:bvl99e$6eh$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: ur_droll wrote:
: > "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
: > news:bvl7q1$4v1$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: >> ur_droll wrote:
: >>> "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
: >>> news:bvl79q$4na$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: >>>> ur_droll wrote:
: >>>>> "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
: >>>>> news:bvl2qc$vs0$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: >>>>>> ur_droll wrote:
: >>>>>>> "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
: >>>>>>> news:bvl1s8$un1$2@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: >>>>>>>> ur_droll wrote:
: >>>>>>>>> "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
: >>>>>>>>> news:bvku5q$qqe$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: >>>>>>>>>> ur_droll wrote:
: >>>>>>>>>>> "Kshatriya" <kshatriya_bharat@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: >>>>>>>>>>> news:a35cedea.0401301330.913bf5f@posting.google.com...
: >>>>>>>>>>>> "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: >>>>>>>>>>> news:<sqtg10tbm38pkkbjd621q6lilqok45ac37@4ax.com>...
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>>>>>> so they are hiring fucking loser programmers. programmers
: >>>>>>>>>>>>> who couldn't be bothered to write a simulation program to
: >>>>>>>>>>>>> simulate a whole bunch of different scenarios that could
: >>>>>>>>>>>>> occur to the computer system during its mission. to see
: >>>>>>>>>>>>> what it can and cannot handle.
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>>>>>> maybe they just dispensed with testing altogether. they
: >>>>>>>>>>>>> did it the Microsoft way. write crap code. release it.
: >>>>>>>>>>>>> patch it via online updates.
: >>>>>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>>>>> I agree thier programmers suck . They should outsource all
: >>>>>>>>>>>> thier mission critical work to India. I bet the intelligent
: >>>>>>>>>>>> people there will make sure it works no matter what.
: >>>>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>>>> Yeah.... ms is constipated..... indians "intelligence"
: >>>>>>>>>>> ...<snork>... will sure cure that.
: >>>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>>> Yer a retard, aren't you drolly?
: >>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>> Would that make the pain I cause you to be any less polly?
: >>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>> Smoke a bit more, then get back to me. PKB
: >>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>
: >>>>>>> That makes about as much sense as any other piffle that yer've
: >>>>>>> babbled
: >>>>>>
: >>>>>> Ooo the piffles and the babbles.........you've got the big guns
: >>>>>> out now. Should I get you a tissue soon?
: >>>>>
: >>>>>
: >>>>> Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
: >>>>>
: >>>>> Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
: >>>>>
: >>>>> Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
: >>>>
: >>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
: >>>>
: >>>> You're sad.
: >>>
: >>>
: >>> Happy as...... Thanks for guessing
: >>
: >> Kicked in, has it?
: >
: > Not yet..... any minute now
:
: You have a time delay?
still rolling
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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| Title: Re: How to Fix NASA |
02 Feb 2004 04:39:20 AM |
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ur_droll wrote:
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
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ur_droll wrote:
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
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ur_droll wrote:
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ur_droll wrote:
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
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ur_droll wrote:
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"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
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ur_droll wrote:
"Kshatriya" <kshatriya_bharat@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:<sqtg10tbm38pkkbjd621q6lilqok45ac37@4ax.com>...
so they are hiring fucking loser programmers.
programmers who couldn't be bothered to write a
simulation program to simulate a whole bunch of
different scenarios that could occur to the computer
system during its mission. to see what it can and
cannot handle.
maybe they just dispensed with testing altogether. they
did it the Microsoft way. write crap code. release it.
patch it via online updates.
I agree thier programmers suck . They should outsource
all thier mission critical work to India. I bet the
intelligent people there will make sure it works no
matter what.
Yeah.... ms is constipated..... indians "intelligence"
...<snork>... will sure cure that.
Yer a retard, aren't you drolly?
Would that make the pain I cause you to be any less polly?
Smoke a bit more, then get back to me. PKB
That makes about as much sense as any other piffle that yer've
babbled
Ooo the piffles and the babbles.........you've got the big guns
out now. Should I get you a tissue soon?
Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
You're sad.
Happy as...... Thanks for guessing
Kicked in, has it?
Not yet..... any minute now
You have a time delay?
still rolling
You don't seem to be gathering any 'Mos' though <eg>
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: How to Fix NASA |
02 Feb 2004 04:45:49 AM |
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"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
news:bvl9ep$6hn$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: ur_droll wrote:
: > "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
: > news:bvl99e$6eh$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: >> ur_droll wrote:
: >>> "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
: >>> news:bvl7q1$4v1$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: >>>> ur_droll wrote:
: >>>>> "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
: >>>>> news:bvl79q$4na$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: >>>>>> ur_droll wrote:
: >>>>>>> "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
: >>>>>>> news:bvl2qc$vs0$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: >>>>>>>> ur_droll wrote:
: >>>>>>>>> "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
: >>>>>>>>> news:bvl1s8$un1$2@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: >>>>>>>>>> ur_droll wrote:
: >>>>>>>>>>> "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
: >>>>>>>>>>> news:bvku5q$qqe$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: >>>>>>>>>>>> ur_droll wrote:
: >>>>>>>>>>>>> "Kshatriya" <kshatriya_bharat@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:a35cedea.0401301330.913bf5f@posting.google.com...
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:<sqtg10tbm38pkkbjd621q6lilqok45ac37@4ax.com>...
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so they are hiring fucking loser programmers.
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> programmers who couldn't be bothered to write a
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> simulation program to simulate a whole bunch of
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> different scenarios that could occur to the computer
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> system during its mission. to see what it can and
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cannot handle.
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> maybe they just dispensed with testing altogether. they
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> did it the Microsoft way. write crap code. release it.
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> patch it via online updates.
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I agree thier programmers suck . They should outsource
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> all thier mission critical work to India. I bet the
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> intelligent people there will make sure it works no
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> matter what.
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah.... ms is constipated..... indians "intelligence"
: >>>>>>>>>>>>> ...<snork>... will sure cure that.
: >>>>>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>>>>> Yer a retard, aren't you drolly?
: >>>>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>>>> Would that make the pain I cause you to be any less polly?
: >>>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>>> Smoke a bit more, then get back to me. PKB
: >>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>> That makes about as much sense as any other piffle that yer've
: >>>>>>>>> babbled
: >>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>> Ooo the piffles and the babbles.........you've got the big guns
: >>>>>>>> out now. Should I get you a tissue soon?
: >>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>
: >>>>>>> Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
: >>>>>>>
: >>>>>>> Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
: >>>>>>>
: >>>>>>> Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
: >>>>>>
: >>>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
: >>>>>>
: >>>>>> You're sad.
: >>>>>
: >>>>>
: >>>>> Happy as...... Thanks for guessing
: >>>>
: >>>> Kicked in, has it?
: >>>
: >>> Not yet..... any minute now
: >>
: >> You have a time delay?
: >
: > still rolling
:
: You don't seem to be gathering any 'Mos' though <eg>
he's all tuckered out.... it's been a big day for him
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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| Title: Re: How to Fix NASA |
02 Feb 2004 04:49:13 AM |
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Yer a retard, aren't you drolly?
Would that make the pain I cause you to be any less polly?
Smoke a bit more, then get back to me. PKB
That makes about as much sense as any other piffle that
yer've babbled
Ooo the piffles and the babbles.........you've got the big
guns out now. Should I get you a tissue soon?
Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
You're sad.
Happy as...... Thanks for guessing
Kicked in, has it?
Not yet..... any minute now
You have a time delay?
still rolling
You don't seem to be gathering any 'Mos' though <eg>
he's all tuckered out.... it's been a big day for him
And you didn't even get to tuck him in
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Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Loving stupid people since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: How to Fix NASA |
02 Feb 2004 04:52:39 AM |
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"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
news:bvla1e$6vb$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yer a retard, aren't you drolly?
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>>>>>> Would that make the pain I cause you to be any less polly?
: >>>>>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>>>>> Smoke a bit more, then get back to me. PKB
: >>>>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>>>> That makes about as much sense as any other piffle that
: >>>>>>>>>>> yer've babbled
: >>>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>>> Ooo the piffles and the babbles.........you've got the big
: >>>>>>>>>> guns out now. Should I get you a tissue soon?
: >>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>> Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
: >>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>> Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
: >>>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>>> Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
: >>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
: >>>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>> You're sad.
: >>>>>>>
: >>>>>>>
: >>>>>>> Happy as...... Thanks for guessing
: >>>>>>
: >>>>>> Kicked in, has it?
: >>>>>
: >>>>> Not yet..... any minute now
: >>>>
: >>>> You have a time delay?
: >>>
: >>> still rolling
: >>
: >> You don't seem to be gathering any 'Mos' though <eg>
: >
: > he's all tuckered out.... it's been a big day for him
:
: And you didn't even get to tuck him in
he was buggered
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| User: "Pollywolly" |
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| Title: Re: How to Fix NASA |
02 Feb 2004 04:54:50 AM |
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ur_droll wrote:
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
news:bvla1e$6vb$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
Yer a retard, aren't you drolly?
Would that make the pain I cause you to be any less
polly?
Smoke a bit more, then get back to me. PKB
That makes about as much sense as any other piffle that
yer've babbled
Ooo the piffles and the babbles.........you've got the big
guns out now. Should I get you a tissue soon?
Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
Looks like you need them all.... 'porky'..... LoLoLoL
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
You're sad.
Happy as...... Thanks for guessing
Kicked in, has it?
Not yet..... any minute now
You have a time delay?
still rolling
You don't seem to be gathering any 'Mos' though <eg>
he's all tuckered out.... it's been a big day for him
And you didn't even get to tuck him in
he was buggered
You're so giving
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Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Loving stupid people since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "Vanilla Gorilla Monkey Boy" |
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| Title: Re: How to Fix NASA |
31 Jan 2004 02:38:18 AM |
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On 30 Jan 2004 13:30:35 -0800, (Kshatriya)
wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message news:<sqtg10tbm38pkkbjd621q6lilqok45ac37@4ax.com>...
so they are hiring fucking loser programmers. programmers who couldn't be
bothered to write a simulation program to simulate a whole bunch of
different scenarios that could occur to the computer system during its
mission. to see what it can and cannot handle.
maybe they just dispensed with testing altogether. they did it the Microsoft
way. write crap code. release it. patch it via online updates.
I agree thier programmers suck . They should outsource all thier
mission critical work to India. I bet the intelligent people there
will make sure it works no matter what.
And they'll do it for $4 a day.
--
V.G.
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather, because it is easier to harrass
rich women than it is motorcycle gangs." - Bumper Sticker
(This sig file contains not less than 80% recycled SPAM)
Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: Microsoft Curry |
30 Jan 2004 05:54:17 PM |
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On 30 Jan 2004 13:30:35 -0800, (Kshatriya) wrote
in message <a35cedea.0401301330.913bf5f@posting.google.com>:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message news:<sqtg10tbm38pkkbjd621q6lilqok45ac37@4ax.com>...
so they are hiring fucking loser programmers. programmers who couldn't be
bothered to write a simulation program to simulate a whole bunch of
different scenarios that could occur to the computer system during its
mission. to see what it can and cannot handle.
maybe they just dispensed with testing altogether. they did it the Microsoft
way. write crap code. release it. patch it via online updates.
I agree thier programmers suck . They should outsource all thier
mission critical work to India. I bet the intelligent people there
will make sure it works no matter what.
Microsoft Curry? not sure if there exists a demand for such a program.
Or did you mean something else?
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/faq.php
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| User: "Tim Bruening" |
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| Title: Re: Microsoft Curry |
01 May 2004 03:55:14 AM |
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Mel wrote:
On 30 Jan 2004 13:30:35 -0800, (Kshatriya) wrote
in message <a35cedea.0401301330.913bf5f@posting.google.com>:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message news:<sqtg10tbm38pkkbjd621q6lilqok45ac37@4ax.com>...
so they are hiring fucking loser programmers. programmers who couldn't be
bothered to write a simulation program to simulate a whole bunch of
different scenarios that could occur to the computer system during its
mission. to see what it can and cannot handle.
maybe they just dispensed with testing altogether. they did it the Microsoft
way. write crap code. release it. patch it via online updates.
I agree thier programmers suck . They should outsource all thier
mission critical work to India. I bet the intelligent people there
will make sure it works no matter what.
Microsoft Curry? not sure if there exists a demand for such a program.
Or did you mean something else?
My nextdoor neighbor (Julie Curry) on a computer?
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: How to Fix NASA |
29 Jan 2004 08:18:33 AM |
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And so upon Thu, 29 Jan 2004 05:47:53 +0200 didst Mel speak thusly:
Testing on Monday and Tuesday suggests that it is not the flash memory
itself that is at fault, but the software's file-handling system.
Unbeknownst to the engineers, there seems to be a limit on the number of
files that can be simultaneously stored in the flash memory, even though the
overall memory capacity is not full."
Sigh.
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Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels."
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