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Religions > Atheism |
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"John Norton" |
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06 Sep 2006 04:42:39 PM |
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How to Listen to a Church Sermon |
"How do you listen to a church sermon?" asked Jake Wally of Bristol,
Tennessee. It was an innocent question coming out of Wednesday Night Prayer
Meeting.
Carla Boynton squinted, like she'd heard something not quite right had come
out of somebody's mouth. And Lisa Bitters removed a pack of chewing gum from
her pocket, unwrapped a stick and stuck it into her mouth and said "What do
you mean?"
"How do you listen to a dry sermon like that one?" Jake said. "I nearly
didn't make it. It was like crossing the Mohave desert without a drop to
drink."
"The spring rain technique works for me," said Ken Pallows. "I let the
minister's voice pour over me like a spring rain you got caught in. If I see
a puddle, I jump it or
http://evangelicalspectator.typepad.com/the_evangelical_spectator/2006/09/how_to_listen_t.html
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The Evangelical Spectator
http://evangelicalspectator.typepad.com/
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| User: "ike milligan" |
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| Title: Re: How to Listen to a Church Sermon |
06 Sep 2006 08:34:20 PM |
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"John Norton" <interesting122000@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:jhHLg.23084$rI5.3178@news-wrt-01.rdc-nyc.rr.com...
"How do you listen to a church sermon?" asked Jake Wally of Bristol,
Tennessee. It was an innocent question coming out of Wednesday Night
Prayer Meeting.
Carla Boynton squinted, like she'd heard something not quite right had
come out of somebody's mouth. And Lisa Bitters removed a pack of chewing
gum from her pocket, unwrapped a stick and stuck it into her mouth and
said "What do you mean?"
"How do you listen to a dry sermon like that one?" Jake said. "I nearly
didn't make it. It was like crossing the Mohave desert without a drop to
drink."
"The spring rain technique works for me," said Ken Pallows. "I let the
minister's voice pour over me like a spring rain you got caught in. If I
see a puddle, I jump it or
http://evangelicalspectator.typepad.com/the_evangelical_spectator/2006/09/how_to_listen_t.html
I'll have to try that sometime after I drag myself kicking and screaming to
some phony-assed church.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: How to Listen to a Church Sermon |
06 Sep 2006 04:57:30 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet John Norton (interesting122000
@yahoo.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Member: Intensional misspellingg club.
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